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(CityNews Toronto)   A drug deal goes funny when a machete wielding clown shows up   (toronto.citynews.ca) divider line
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2021-10-22 7:11:15 PM  
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2021-10-22 7:29:36 PM  
this time they f*cked with the wrong canadian
 
2021-10-22 7:43:25 PM  

Stephen_Falken: this time they f*cked with the wrong canadian


Settle down, Zap
 
2021-10-22 8:17:58 PM  
Ain't nothing funny about that.
 
2021-10-22 10:56:20 PM  
I cannot believe even crime is funny in Canada. I need to move there.
 
2021-10-22 11:10:04 PM  

Lsherm: I cannot believe even crime is funny in Canada. I need to move there.


Subby left out the funny part:

"...a drug deal gone bad ended in a machete-wielding clown dragging a man out of a business before riding off on his bicycle."
 
2021-10-22 11:45:38 PM  
Machete Wielding Clown was the working title of my garage band that I envisioned would take the world by storm.  We would incorporate costumes much better than KISS and toss in some instrumental talent to separate us from the pack.  I wrote my Masters dissertation asserting same.  The panel laughed at me.

I dusted myself off and came back.

New name Los Straitjackets and with Nick Lowe.  Now I am retired at 57.

Turn it Up.

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2021-10-22 11:47:41 PM  

Cafe Threads: Lsherm: I cannot believe even crime is funny in Canada. I need to move there.

Subby left out the funny part:

"...a drug deal gone bad ended in a machete-wielding clown dragging a man out of a business before riding off on his bicycle."


Now I'm picturing him wobbling off on one of those tiny tightrope bicycles.

Jeez, when I was a kid, we only got clowns to come to the school and teach about courteous manners.  F*cking Zeezo, man.
 
2021-10-22 11:50:18 PM  
At least now Subby's mom knows why her clown car feels a bit less full...
 
2021-10-22 11:52:33 PM  
Is this place like the Florida of canada?
 
2021-10-22 11:52:47 PM  
Machete wielding clowns aren't supposed to show up until AFTER you've ingested the drugs, at least in my experience.
 
2021-10-22 11:59:46 PM  
And?... when does it get weird?
 
2021-10-23 12:10:00 AM  
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2021-10-23 12:12:40 AM  
How many clowns can fit on a clown bicycle????
 
2021-10-23 2:03:19 AM  
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2021-10-23 2:04:39 AM  

Mr. Shabooboo: How many clowns can fit on a clown bicycle????


All of them.
 
2021-10-23 2:26:45 AM  
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2021-10-23 2:47:43 AM  

Incident on 57th Street: Machete Wielding Clown was the working title of my garage band that I envisioned would take the world by storm.  We would incorporate costumes much better than KISS and toss in some instrumental talent to separate us from the pack.  I wrote my Masters dissertation asserting same.  The panel laughed at me.

I dusted myself off and came back.

New name Los Straitjackets and with Nick Lowe.  Now I am retired at 57.

Turn it Up.

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Are you trying to tell us you're Nick Lowe.  I thought it would be funny to hear Cruel to Be Kind a month or two ago and figured I'd listen to a recent version and discovered Los Straitjackets and found a new respect for Lowe that I lacked in the '80s.

Also, Los Straitjacket rock. Probably the best new (to me) band I've discovered all year.
 
2021-10-23 4:15:07 AM  

Lsherm: I cannot believe even crime is funny in Canada. I need to move there.


No way. There's too many clowns there.
 
2021-10-23 5:03:06 AM  
Yay my home town is on fark!
 
2021-10-23 6:32:09 AM  

Boo_Guy: Yay my home town is on fark!


Good, someone to answer my question.  How do you pronounce it?  Is it somebody's name, like a Welsh or Hawaiian name with substitutes that my dumb brain doesn't understand or a native word that translates to something much longer?
 
2021-10-23 6:53:42 AM  

cherryl taggart: Boo_Guy: Yay my home town is on fark!

Good, someone to answer my question.  How do you pronounce it?  Is it somebody's name, like a Welsh or Hawaiian name with substitutes that my dumb brain doesn't understand or a native word that translates to something much longer?


You pronounce it likethe noise you make when you're throwing up, Gu-elph! No really I'm serious, the actual way to pronounce it is spelt GWELF.

As to where it comes from, "The name Guelph comes through the Italian Guelfo from the Bavarian-Germanic Welf. It is a reference to the House of Welf and chosen to honor King George IV-the reigning British monarch at the time of the city's founding-whose family, the Hanoverians, descended from the Welfs." -Wikipedia
 
2021-10-23 9:16:18 AM  
Well now, what happened is, uh, one of our base commanders drug dealers he had a sort of - Well, he went a little funny in the head. You know. Just a little funny. And uh, he went and did a silly thing.
 
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