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2021-10-22 6:18:04 PM  
Sorry folks. The gem in my palm should have told you how vaccinated I was.
 
2021-10-22 6:21:52 PM  
Yep, fully vaccinated.

Pfizer booster 10/06/2021.
 
2021-10-22 6:27:54 PM  
Pfizer jabbed x3.
 
2021-10-22 6:28:18 PM  
My 5G reception has been spotty lately.
 
2021-10-22 6:28:25 PM  
Is this where they comodify vaccinations and turn us into the movie Absolon?
 
2021-10-22 6:29:30 PM  
Holy farkballs, the article actually had a 5G ad in it.
 
2021-10-22 6:30:35 PM  

ImpendingCynic: My 5G reception has been spotty lately.


Hang on .... ok - DON'T MOVE

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2021-10-22 6:31:58 PM  

Nadie_AZ: ImpendingCynic: My 5G reception has been spotty lately.

Hang on .... ok - DON'T MOVE

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That literally could have been me as a kid. I was both the antenna and the remote.
 
2021-10-22 6:34:21 PM  
The day I am eligible for a booster is the day before I get one.
 
2021-10-22 9:06:08 PM  
Soon...
 
2021-10-22 9:10:47 PM  
Made my booster appointment today. I'll have to look cause I already can't remember when it is. One day next week.
 
2021-10-22 9:12:10 PM  
Got my flu shot and third Pfizer shot last week.
 
2021-10-22 9:12:22 PM  
Got my booster today. Team Pfizer.
 
2021-10-22 9:12:57 PM  

GitOffaMyLawn: Yep, fully vaccinated.

Pfizer booster 10/06/2021.


Planning to get mine as soon as folks with non-qualifying jobs who are below Get Off My Lawn age qualify.
 
2021-10-22 9:13:57 PM  
All three plus flu .. And I still can't make a spoon stick to me ..
 
2021-10-22 9:14:02 PM  

GitOffaMyLawn: Yep, fully vaccinated.

Pfizer booster 10/06/2021.


Good for you, we need to back to more 'I got the vax' braggard threads as I miss the so many that we had.
I'm only 60 and am waiting for the opportunity.
 
2021-10-22 9:16:20 PM  
Got a booster three weeks ago and I had Covid in July 2020. I'm like superman up in here.
 
2021-10-22 9:16:53 PM  
I got the J&J jab in March.  Ending up getting covid in September. I'll be getting a booster asap.
 
2021-10-22 9:18:21 PM  
Got my Moderna booster at 5:00 this afternoon. Now settling in for an evening of enjoyable reading and laughs over at sorryantivaxxer.com
 
2021-10-22 9:18:27 PM  
We're going to have to do this every six months until 95% of the planet is vaccinated.
 
2021-10-22 9:19:17 PM  

GitOffaMyLawn: Yep, fully vaccinated.

Pfizer booster 10/06/2021.


Username checks out
 
2021-10-22 9:22:40 PM  
Oblig

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2021-10-22 9:23:40 PM  
Team Pfizer times three. Woooo
 
2021-10-22 9:24:15 PM  
Will get the booster as soon as a available to me! But wondering how many more people will be put out of work with the new definition?
 
2021-10-22 9:25:07 PM  
Is there a "told you so" button?

This is never going to end, it'll be a constant rolling of vaccinated to unvaccinated and having to get another shot.

Herd immunity only works if the vaccine doesn't leak like a sieve.
 
2021-10-22 9:25:16 PM  
Team Moderna, baby!
 
2021-10-22 9:26:28 PM  
Huh.

So a couple weeks ago, I wasn't allowed to enter the States because I have one shot of AstraZeneca (mixed my doses to get double the flavour) but then they said mixed dose Canucks are allowed in.

This article says it has to be an FDA approved vaccine to be fully vaccinated by definition, and I'm pretty sure AZ isn't FDA approved.

What does that mean, then?

I'm not going anywhere soon, but like to know my options.
 
2021-10-22 9:26:43 PM  
Third Pfizer shot on Thursday, October 7, at the Safeway Pharmacy in Turlock, California.
 
2021-10-22 9:27:55 PM  
Moderna master race, waiting until they release the booster for my age range
 
2021-10-22 9:28:38 PM  
I am Pfizer booster eligible 10/25/2021, gonna get it next weekend.

I do think we should be doing 1st and 2nd for the world at large, the reality is they are not easy to store for many places and likely that is getting sorted before they ramp that direction, and in the meanwhile they are here, and we can store them.  So, I will be taking one of the boosters as it is evident that immunity drops off at about 5-6 months.  I am sure Pfizer is still churning them out and once we have sub zero trucks to take them to places that don't have sub zero refrigeration, we will then be able to help elsewhere.
 
2021-10-22 9:28:39 PM  
I'm still trying to figure out how I caught a goddam cold the other day seeing as how I've been masked up every time I've been out in public.
 
2021-10-22 9:29:03 PM  
Had Covid in November, then got Pfizer x2 in Jan/Feb.  I'll be putting off the booster for now, at least until we're not fully booked with shot appointments at work (60 shots per day).
 
2021-10-22 9:30:01 PM  
Offering boosters when most of the world is unvaccinated is morally reprehensible

I am counting the days until I am eligible
 
2021-10-22 9:30:23 PM  
Got J&J #2 on Monday. Ended up taking a nap that evening, and felt tired / run down the next day. Didn't have those feelings with #1.

Flu vaccine a couple weeks ago absolutely whalloped me. Felt "off" that evening. When I went to bed, everywhere the sheets touched felt on fire. No sweats tho. And felt hungover for a few hours the next day.

Would gladly do it all again.
 
2021-10-22 9:30:52 PM  

Telephone Sanitizer Second Class: I'm still trying to figure out how I caught a goddam cold the other day seeing as how I've been masked up every time I've been out in public.


do you wash you hands after you pee?
 
2021-10-22 9:31:36 PM  

Salmon: Telephone Sanitizer Second Class: I'm still trying to figure out how I caught a goddam cold the other day seeing as how I've been masked up every time I've been out in public.

do you wash you hands after you pee?


Confession time:

I skip that if it's the middle of the night.
 
2021-10-22 9:32:05 PM  

Salmon: Telephone Sanitizer Second Class: I'm still trying to figure out how I caught a goddam cold the other day seeing as how I've been masked up every time I've been out in public.

do you wash you hands after you pee?


Do you touch yourself at night?
 
2021-10-22 9:37:32 PM  

Chariset: Salmon: Telephone Sanitizer Second Class: I'm still trying to figure out how I caught a goddam cold the other day seeing as how I've been masked up every time I've been out in public.

do you wash you hands after you pee?

Do you touch yourself at night?


eip
 
2021-10-22 9:38:30 PM  

ISmartAllMyOwnPosts: Is there a "told you so" button?

This is never going to end, it'll be a constant rolling of vaccinated to unvaccinated and having to get another shot.

Herd immunity only works if the vaccine doesn't leak like a sieve.


It could have been over a long time ago without the boosters. WE told THEM so.

But, alas, the idea of holding the Orange Menace's dick while he whispered sweet lunacy into their ear was much more appealing to them.
 
2021-10-22 9:39:55 PM  
She was probably talking about J&J people needing a 2nd dose after 2 months. Relax, Pfizer people.
 
2021-10-22 9:42:24 PM  
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2021-10-22 9:42:42 PM  
the boosters will never end. your immune system is now owned by Pfizer.
 
2021-10-22 9:42:58 PM  

Telephone Sanitizer Second Class: I'm still trying to figure out how I caught a goddam cold the other day seeing as how I've been masked up every time I've been out in public.


Masks are more about protecting OTHERS from YOU, not the other way around. Unless you're wearing an N95 or equivalent, your cloth mask is there to limit how far your exhalations are traveling and how much vapor escapes your immediate vicinity, but has a lesser impact on your inhalations.

That's the whole reason behind asking everyone to do it.

Also, you can still catch colds through surface contact.
 
2021-10-22 9:43:09 PM  

Salmon: Telephone Sanitizer Second Class: I'm still trying to figure out how I caught a goddam cold the other day seeing as how I've been masked up every time I've been out in public.

do you wash you hands after you pee?


A man goes into the men's room, and sees a young boy turn from the urinals, walk right past the sinks, and start to head out the doors. He politely stops the boy, saying "Young man. Didn't your mother teach you that you should always wash your hands after using the bathroom?" The boy replies, "No sir. My Ma's dead, but my Pa taught us not to piss on our hands."
 
2021-10-22 9:43:23 PM  
WE'VE GOT VACCINES!
YES WE DO!
WE'VE GOT VACCINES!
HOW ABOUT YOU?
 
2021-10-22 9:43:46 PM  
Got my booster yesterday morning, so I'm at full again.  Going to get my flu shot next week, probably.
 
2021-10-22 9:47:04 PM  
got 2 Pfizer's earlier this year, asked my PCP about a booster and he said im not eligible but I could probably just walk into any Walgreens and ask for it.  I will wait until someone determines I am eligible or should get it.

/I also don't have a vaccine card. I literally asked for a vaccine card and they refused to provide one. "It's in your portal". So far I haven't had to prove anything but the day it's "papers please" will be the day I have no connectivity.  Everyone that has asked has just taken my word for it, which is interesting.
//saved a copy to my google drive.
 
2021-10-22 9:49:17 PM  
I'm vaxxed. I'm vaxxed to the tits!

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2021-10-22 9:51:02 PM  

40 degree day: She was probably talking about J&J people needing a 2nd dose after 2 months. Relax, Pfizer people.


It's not that, because everyone who got/is eligible for J&J is eligible for a booster through any vaccine.
 
2021-10-22 9:52:08 PM  
Yup. Fully vaccinated.

Pfizer on 2/23, 3/16, and 10/2.

Time to travel again, gents!
 
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