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(Twitter)   You can buy distressed furniture, used books, jeans that already have holes in them, and now you can buy a wallet that's already been farted on   (twitter.com) divider line
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997 clicks; posted to Business » on 22 Oct 2021 at 5:20 PM (6 weeks ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook



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2021-10-22 4:14:51 PM  
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2021-10-22 5:21:39 PM  
the best thing you could do with southwest is scrap their fleet for textile materials
 
2021-10-22 5:44:33 PM  
Sounds like it would be good for gas money.
 
2021-10-22 5:48:15 PM  
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2021-10-22 7:07:54 PM  

Bowen: MurphyMurphy: the best thing you could do with southwest is scrap their fleet for textile materials

But...they sing little songs while herding you into your seat.


Kill Whitey!
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2021-10-22 8:00:03 PM  
Our Repurpose with Purpose partner
@RethreadedInc
uses recycled leather from our aircraft to create unique products, handmade by human trafficking survivors. We're proud to work with
@RethreadedInc
to do upcycle materials and help build resilient communities.


So, snark aside, that's pretty cool.
 
2021-10-22 8:47:43 PM  

recondite cetacean: Or, you get a Zooey pic.

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2021-10-22 9:34:54 PM  

recondite cetacean: Or, you get a Zooey pic.

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You know those are hair extensions. Right?
 
2021-10-22 9:41:12 PM  

recondite cetacean: Or, you get a Zooey pic.

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That Zooey?
 
2021-10-22 10:41:20 PM  
I have to admit a favorite dad joke is going to clothing stores, approaching some jeans with holes in them already and loudly exclaiming "This entire rack of pants is defective!"
 
2021-10-23 12:46:02 PM  

recondite cetacean: Or, you get a Zooey pic.

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Can I get a wallet that she farted on?


....uh for a friend
 
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