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2021-10-22 5:52:48 PM  
Overlap between those Thin-Blue-Line/Punisher assholes and anti-choicers must be a complete circle right now. Who do they support?
 
2021-10-22 6:45:53 PM  
So now abortions are bad? You libs cant have it both ways
 
2021-10-22 6:47:45 PM  
I was going to make a joke about how a cop helped me but now I think that is not appropriate.
 
2021-10-22 6:49:09 PM  
Man, I hope she picks a side in the Israeli/Palestinian conflict, just so the heat from the flames of this thread will cook the chicken I'm about to go prep.
 
2021-10-22 6:50:47 PM  
Hey guys, just a suggestion, but let's just sit this one out.
 
2021-10-22 6:52:29 PM  
I was told there wasn't anything wrong with an employer demanding an employee undergo a medical procedure.
 
2021-10-22 6:52:51 PM  

Karma Chameleon: So now abortions are bad? You libs cant have it both ways


Stupid? Troll? Stupid troll? It's got to be one of the three.
The CHOICE about when and how many kids to have is what's important. FORCING women to have or not have a child is what conservatives do.
 
2021-10-22 6:53:16 PM  
Vuvuzela 10 hours
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2021-10-22 6:53:29 PM  
No one's here yet.

So, uh, you guys see any good movies lately?
 
2021-10-22 6:54:04 PM  

Karma Chameleon: So now abortions are bad? You libs cant have it both ways


Yep. All abortions are good. Same way we want everyone gay married. "But I'm not gay!," you say. Too bad. You're getting gay married. To a turtle. And you'll like it. More importantly, the turtle will like it..

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/Bite the pillow, I'm going in dry
 
2021-10-22 6:55:16 PM  
Did she have to give the aborted fetus a circumcision, COVID vax, teach it Critical Race Theory, and/or breast feed it in public? Perfervid minds need to jump to wild conclusions based on a single data point and whatever crazy ass thing they imagine
 
2021-10-22 6:55:28 PM  

valenumr: Hey guys, just a suggestion, but let's just sit this one out.


You know we aren't that smart.
 
2021-10-22 6:56:15 PM  
This is a tough one for me because obviously I'm just pro-choice, but on the other hand I am very strongly in favor of cops not reproducing.
 
2021-10-22 6:56:57 PM  

Feel_the_velvet: No one's here yet.

So, uh, you guys see any good movies lately?


Dune was okay. Missed important parts of the book, cut some crap that wasn't that important, visuals were great, the Voice of Command was very well done. But not as good as Blade Runner: 2049.
 
2021-10-22 6:57:13 PM  
I don't believe this for a second. But I hope it's true.
 
2021-10-22 6:57:28 PM  
Who do they think they are, the church of Scientology?
 
2021-10-22 6:57:56 PM  
It's just a simple, safe medical procedure.  What's the issue?
 
2021-10-22 6:58:55 PM  
Huh. So, they really are anti-choice.
 
2021-10-22 6:59:11 PM  

Jeebus Saves: I was told there wasn't anything wrong with an employer demanding an employee undergo a medical procedure.


And so you consented to the labotomy
 
2021-10-22 6:59:15 PM  

valenumr: Hey guys, just a suggestion, but let's just sit this one out.



And miss all the window-lickers telling us how this is exactly the same as a vaccine mandate or that forced abortions aren't bad because choosing to have an abortion isn't? What?

Why the hell do you think I'm here? I need to see how stupid most of the population is so that Republicans winning elections makes at least a little sense. I swear, if it weren't for this site I'd think most elections were stolen.
 
2021-10-22 6:59:28 PM  
1997? A bit late to be dropping this bomb, no?
 
2021-10-22 6:59:37 PM  

hissatsu: Karma Chameleon: So now abortions are bad? You libs cant have it both ways

Yep. All abortions are good. Same way we want everyone gay married. "But I'm not gay!," you say. Too bad. You're getting gay married. To a turtle. And you'll like it. More importantly, the turtle will like it..

[exclaim.ca image 745x892]

/Bite the pillow, I'm going in dry


I was always more of a Raphael man myself
 
2021-10-22 7:01:08 PM  
There's no room in this womb for slackers!

Baby...You're fired!
 
2021-10-22 7:01:37 PM  

Jeebus Saves: I was told there wasn't anything wrong with an employer demanding an employee undergo a medical procedure.


You do know that getting a vacc... no. You know what? You're not worth the effort.
 
2021-10-22 7:02:19 PM  

derpes_simplex: Jeebus Saves: I was told there wasn't anything wrong with an employer demanding an employee undergo a medical procedure.

And so you consented to the labotomy


Ha!  Jokes on you.  I work for myself and don't have to worry about some suit telling me to do anything.
 
2021-10-22 7:04:10 PM  

MelGoesOnTour: 1997? A bit late to be dropping this bomb, no?


No statue of limitations on murder. If the SCOTUS is soon going to say that anti-abortion laws are legal on the grounds that they are protecting the unborn, well then somebody here will be in a shiat ton of trouble for killing the unborn.
 
2021-10-22 7:04:38 PM  

Ed Grubermann: Jeebus Saves: I was told there wasn't anything wrong with an employer demanding an employee undergo a medical procedure.

You do know that getting a vacc... no. You know what? You're not worth the effort.


Come on.  I want to hear how the courts will differentiate an employer mandate and how giving corporations and the government more control over our lives is a good thing.
 
2021-10-22 7:05:14 PM  
pro-choice means pro-choice.  these women were denied their fair choice and I hope they get fat stacks of compensation cash.
 
2021-10-22 7:05:32 PM  

kmgenesis23: I don't believe this for a second. But I hope it's true.


Local news is all over this.  There are audio recordings of the supervisor/training officer saying some horrible shiat.
 
2021-10-22 7:06:32 PM  

Jeebus Saves: Ed Grubermann: Jeebus Saves: I was told there wasn't anything wrong with an employer demanding an employee undergo a medical procedure.

You do know that getting a vacc... no. You know what? You're not worth the effort.

Come on.  I want to hear how the courts will differentiate an employer mandate and how giving corporations and the government more control over our lives is a good thing.


Yeah next thing you know, kids will have to be vaccinated against polio and measles, employers will be able to require periodic piss tests
 
2021-10-22 7:07:25 PM  

Jeebus Saves: I work for myself



Great! At least you're doing something positive by collecting all of those aluminum cans. We thank you for that!
 
2021-10-22 7:10:15 PM  

Ghastly: Overlap between those Thin-Blue-Line/Punisher assholes and anti-choicers must be a complete circle right now. Who do they support?


This is a woman. They'll find a way to decide against her.

She'll get all the support the police officers that testified about January 6th got.
 
2021-10-22 7:10:20 PM  

Jeebus Saves: Ed Grubermann: Jeebus Saves: I was told there wasn't anything wrong with an employer demanding an employee undergo a medical procedure.

You do know that getting a vacc... no. You know what? You're not worth the effort.

Come on.  I want to hear how the courts will differentiate an employer mandate and how giving corporations and the government more control over our lives is a good thing.


How is it more control?
 
2021-10-22 7:10:31 PM  

Gin Buddy: Jeebus Saves: I work for myself


Great! At least you're doing something positive by collecting all of those aluminum cans. We thank you for that!


look, he has to pay for that room at the Whirling-in-Rags somehow
 
2021-10-22 7:10:37 PM  
I'm getting two abortions right now
 
2021-10-22 7:11:13 PM  

derpes_simplex: Jeebus Saves: Ed Grubermann: Jeebus Saves: I was told there wasn't anything wrong with an employer demanding an employee undergo a medical procedure.

You do know that getting a vacc... no. You know what? You're not worth the effort.

Come on.  I want to hear how the courts will differentiate an employer mandate and how giving corporations and the government more control over our lives is a good thing.

Yeah next thing you know, kids will have to be vaccinated against polio and measles, employers will be able to require periodic piss tests


And isn't it such a great thing that employers can make you piss in a cup to get or keep a job?  I'm with you, corporate cheerleader.  We need to do what the job creators tell us, no matter how degrading it is.  And I feel a lot safer knowing that my employer required my measles vaccine info, even though it's none of their farking business.
 
2021-10-22 7:13:42 PM  
The only way to offset abortion bans in red states is to have mandatory abortions in blue ones.
 
2021-10-22 7:15:39 PM  

Jeebus Saves: Ed Grubermann: Jeebus Saves: I was told there wasn't anything wrong with an employer demanding an employee undergo a medical procedure.

You do know that getting a vacc... no. You know what? You're not worth the effort.

Come on.  I want to hear how the courts will differentiate an employer mandate and how giving corporations and the government more control over our lives is a good thing.


Easily. Pregnancy isn't contagious and doesn't pose a public health threat. That's why vaccine mandates have repeatedly been deemed lawful, and why nobody has ever tried to impose a mandate for, say, forced appendectomies.
 
2021-10-22 7:16:46 PM  
It's like most Republicans never really were against abortion at all, and only used it to brainwash the religious nutjobs.
 
2021-10-22 7:17:27 PM  
When a call come in for emergency backup, how easy is it for an 8 month pregnant cop to run out of the hot dog shop and jump over the hood of the cop car in slow motion
 
2021-10-22 7:18:19 PM  

Gin Buddy: MelGoesOnTour: 1997? A bit late to be dropping this bomb, no?

No statue of limitations on murder. If the SCOTUS is soon going to say that anti-abortion laws are legal on the grounds that they are protecting the unborn, well then somebody here will be in a shiat ton of trouble for killing the unborn.


I think someone should carve a statue of limitations on murder.
It would be a fascinating piece of artwork.
 
2021-10-22 7:19:29 PM  
So, she HAD a job? Was already trained, and working, and her boss came along one say and said "Oh, by the way - you have to get an abortion, or I will fire you!"

But that's not really what happened, is it?
Actually, somebody was about to spend a vast amount of time and money training her for a career, and she was told going in she could not be pregnant for the training.
Nobody told her she "had to get an abortion" out of the blue,
So we know she's a liar - and now she wants some money for nothing.
She can ESAD.
 
2021-10-22 7:20:04 PM  

Ghastly: Overlap between those Thin-Blue-Line/Punisher assholes and anti-choicers must be a complete circle right now. Who do they support?


Wait wait wait. Ghastly is my favorite webcomic maker. On what reality might nudes exist?
 
2021-10-22 7:21:52 PM  
I thought this would be about a Trump staffer.
 
2021-10-22 7:23:04 PM  
Begoggle:
I think someone should carve a statue of limitations on murder.
It would be a fascinating piece of artwork.



I live for the red squiggle and when it fails to appear I sometimes feel betrayed...
 
2021-10-22 7:25:59 PM  

The Garden State: Jeebus Saves: Ed Grubermann: Jeebus Saves: I was told there wasn't anything wrong with an employer demanding an employee undergo a medical procedure.

You do know that getting a vacc... no. You know what? You're not worth the effort.

Come on.  I want to hear how the courts will differentiate an employer mandate and how giving corporations and the government more control over our lives is a good thing.

Easily. Pregnancy isn't contagious and doesn't pose a public health threat. That's why vaccine mandates have repeatedly been deemed lawful, and why nobody has ever tried to impose a mandate for, say, forced appendectomies.


A contagious disease?  Why aren't you vaccinated?  And employer can fire you for being a smoker.  That's not contagious and not a public health threat.  Maybe we should tell employers to get the fark out of our lives.
 
2021-10-22 7:26:17 PM  

Jeebus Saves: derpes_simplex: Jeebus Saves: Ed Grubermann: Jeebus Saves: I was told there wasn't anything wrong with an employer demanding an employee undergo a medical procedure.

You do know that getting a vacc... no. You know what? You're not worth the effort.

Come on.  I want to hear how the courts will differentiate an employer mandate and how giving corporations and the government more control over our lives is a good thing.

Yeah next thing you know, kids will have to be vaccinated against polio and measles, employers will be able to require periodic piss tests

And isn't it such a great thing that employers can make you piss in a cup to get or keep a job?  I'm with you, corporate cheerleader.  We need to do what the job creators tell us, no matter how degrading it is.  And I feel a lot safer knowing that my employer required my measles vaccine info, even though it's none of their farking business.


Oh yes I totally support the right of employers to spy on the content of your bloodstream and fire you if they don't like what they find.  Either that, or I'm pointing out how you're bemoaning the loss of a freedom that never existed.

I get that you're intelligent enough to understand how you're perceived.  Your selfish srance on vaccination or on protecting others around you, combined with a macho sense of invulnerability to this disease belie the sort of latent narcissism that is so common these days.  In order to blunt it, you throw up objections on grounds that don't exist, and cry about precedents broken that either never were or ceded long ago.  Sorry, but these false objections do dot persuade.

It's tiresome, transparent, predictable, and at this point in the pandemic, more than just a little stale.  At least it's not your constant cry of "fake news" that characterized most of your pandemic related posts.
 
2021-10-22 7:26:29 PM  
I thought astronauts might have had to undergo appendectomies before they could go into space, but it's not a mandate, it's a suggestion. The only case of mandatory surgery to retain employment that I could find was in Australia, where expedition doctors wintering in Antarctica have to have appendectomies before they  arrive. The reason is that there's only one doctor per expedition, and weather conditions are often too severe to evacuate them home for treatment if their appendix goes bad.
 
2021-10-22 7:28:47 PM  

Jeebus Saves: And employer can fire you for being a smoker.  That's not contagious


lol
 
2021-10-22 7:30:31 PM  
Hai guize wats going on in this thr.....

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