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2021-10-22 9:00:45 AM  
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2021-10-22 9:31:47 AM  
Hey, Candace... how about you go invade the lion enclosure at the nearest zoo.  I hear they're being repressed.  Be sure to take some fresh meat along with you as they might be hungry
 
2021-10-22 9:33:19 AM  
She got it backwards.  Australia needs to liberate the US.
 
2021-10-22 9:55:09 AM  
Yes, Candace, follow Hannibal's march across the Alps.
 
2021-10-22 9:57:41 AM  
Explore Talent agency crisis actress says, what?

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Oddly enough, a LOT of new 'talent' in the GOP came from this agency. Almost like they hired actors and gave them lines...
 
2021-10-22 10:04:34 AM  
https://graphics.reuters.com/world-co​r​onavirus-tracker-and-maps/countries-an​d-territories/australia/

"There have been1,590 coronavirus-related deaths reported in the country since the pandemic began."

Yes, obviously they must be liberated from this horrible tyranny...
 
2021-10-22 10:31:49 AM  

oldernell: She got it backwards.  Australia needs to liberate the US.


they cant even defeat emus in battle. Maybe they can train combat emus!
 
2021-10-22 10:38:25 AM  
Today's GOP: We love "freedom" so much we will come kill you if you do it wrong.

EABOD Candace.
 
2021-10-22 10:44:11 AM  
Candace just wants to see us fighting someone. Someone else, I mean. All those soldiers back in the States is just hazardous to her idea of a free exchange of ideas.

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2021-10-22 10:46:16 AM  

hubiestubert: Explore Talent agency crisis actress says, what?

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Oddly enough, a LOT of new 'talent' in the GOP came from this agency. Almost like they hired actors and gave them lines...


Lines of what?
 
2021-10-22 10:47:08 AM  
Jesus, she is so farking stupid.
 
2021-10-22 10:49:02 AM  

Jake Havechek: Jesus, she is so farking stupid.


That's why the "She's an actor" thing posted above makes a lot of sense to me.  This is far too stupid for her to come up with it all herself.  Isn't it?

Of course, if she doesn't believe a word of this and she's just doing this for the pay, in a lot of ways that makes her even more vile.
 
2021-10-22 10:49:49 AM  
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I thought Hitler was cool except for the expansion part?
 
2021-10-22 10:50:02 AM  

Jake Havechek: Jesus, she is so farking stupid.


I came to say this.

I don't even understand the point however I do look forward to the response.
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2021-10-22 10:50:07 AM  
Don't make me fetch the boot!
 
2021-10-22 10:53:12 AM  

RolandTGunner: https://graphics.reuters.com/world-co​r​onavirus-tracker-and-maps/countries-an​d-territories/australia/

"There have been1,590 coronavirus-related deaths reported in the country since the pandemic began."

Yes, obviously they must be liberated from this horrible tyranny...


Those tyrranical Aussies undermining the hard working funeral industry
 
2021-10-22 10:53:57 AM  
Daily Wire host Candace Owens made the provocative comments in her Tuesday show, saying that her husband has family members in Australia, one of whom recently shared that "the mental state of everyone around her was in steep decline".

I totally believe that everyone around Candace Owens experiences a decline in mental state.
 
2021-10-22 10:54:22 AM  
Let's compromise and ban Australians from owning American media outlets.
 
2021-10-22 10:54:47 AM  

Glicky: Jake Havechek: Jesus, she is so farking stupid.

I came to say this.

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Apparently, there was a situation somewhere in Australia where cops had to be called because some anti-vaxxers were getting extremely belligerent.  Right-wing media has seized the footage and is now making it look like it's that way everywhere in Australia.
 
2021-10-22 10:56:40 AM  
It's terrifying that anyone pays attention to this wackos.
 
2021-10-22 10:57:02 AM  
Bugchaser party.
 
2021-10-22 10:57:18 AM  
The shape of her head is strange
 
2021-10-22 10:57:18 AM  
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2021-10-22 10:58:47 AM  
Does Candace have cats?  I bet she has cats.  She's got toxoplasmosis, that brain parasite.  Makes her want to cozy up to things that will eat her.
 
2021-10-22 10:59:08 AM  

Harry Wagstaff: hubiestubert: Explore Talent agency crisis actress says, what?

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Oddly enough, a LOT of new 'talent' in the GOP came from this agency. Almost like they hired actors and gave them lines...

Lines of what?


Horse tranquilizers. I mean, horses in this country obviously get better care than people do. Their dewormer can cure COVID, they can make losers into millionaires just by running fast. Horses are miraculous creatures, so their tranquilizers MUST give you superpowers, right?
 
2021-10-22 11:01:27 AM  

Bobson Dugnutt: Also, I thought we wanted to get away from the whole national building thing?


The people who listen to her are the types of people who went into the whole national building thing on January 6th.
 
2021-10-22 11:01:41 AM  

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I thought Hitler was cool except for the expansion part?


Isn't that an old Eddie Izzard bit?

And he was a vegetarian, and a painter, so he must have been going, "I can't get the farking trees... Damn! I will kill everyone in the world!"

And he was a mass-murdering farkhead, as many important historians have said. But there were other mass murderers that got away with it! Stalin killed many millions, died in his bed, well done there; Pol Pot killed 1.7 million Cambodians, died under house arrest at age 72, well done indeed! And the reason we let them get away with it is because they killed their own people, and we're sort of fine with that. "Ah, help yourself," you know? "We've been trying to kill you for ages!" So kill your own people, right on there. Seems to be... Hitler killed people next door... "Oh... stupid man!" After a couple of years, we won't stand for that, will we?
 
2021-10-22 11:02:30 AM  

oldernell: She got it backwards.  Australia needs to liberate the US.


Most Australians I've talked to say their government's a hitshow as well. That's what happens when Rupert Murdoch owns 99% of print media.
 
2021-10-22 11:05:12 AM  
HitlerTweet:  I plan on expanding my successes outside of Germany!
CandanceTweet:  Stay in your lane, Adolf
HT:  Good advice.  Listening.
 
2021-10-22 11:06:03 AM  
"There are helicopters patrolling the skies to ensure that everybody is abiding by the curfews,"

I get that it's mostly an act for money with her, but the alternate reality these people live in is farking astounding to me.
 
2021-10-22 11:07:17 AM  
The goal is to keep saying dumb shiat until she garners attention and then repeat as many times as possible.  Over time she will learn what sorts of things to say/do to garner attention.  As that ability to garner attention improves, she'll see her career climb as high as she wants.  It's what led a slapstick crude local DJ to now owning his own media network -- sayin whatever dumb shiat he could think of to get peoples attention.
 
2021-10-22 11:07:25 AM  

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I thought Hitler was cool except for the expansion part?


As far as the history of US foreign policy goes, this is unfortunately true. If someone was killing their own citizens we were pretty hands off. That changed when war efforts began to be privatized and liberating an oppressed population turned into a way to make money.
 
2021-10-22 11:07:28 AM  
RW billionaire-financed propagandist repeats RW propaganda?

Well, yeah.Thats basically her job.

Calling her or any of the hundreds of others "conservative commentators" or "activists" misses the point entirely.
 
2021-10-22 11:10:29 AM  
She has GOT to be one of the stupidest motherfarkers to ever draw breath. She just has to be. I really don't know how she makes it through every day without poking out an eye when she wipes her ass. Her sole reason for existence is to give white supremacists a Black person to point to so they can say they're not racist. She literally serves no other purpose on this planet.
 
2021-10-22 11:11:10 AM  
Can Candace point to Australia on a map?   Oh no.  It can have all the countries listed and even a big arrow that says "This is Australia"  pointing to Australia.

I think I saw The Daily Wire while the wife was in physical therapy.  Idiots cackling and spouting phrases they heard somewhere else.   "Well, you have always been profamily with your kids and I applaud you for that introspection."  My brain cells died crying 'por que!  por que!'
 
2021-10-22 11:12:21 AM  
It's too late.  Hitler is already dead.
 
2021-10-22 11:14:39 AM  
That because for conservatives a government doing broadly popular things that protect the interests of their people is a major threat to their ideology.
 
2021-10-22 11:14:42 AM  
Even Candace Owens knows it's smarter to fark with Australia's wildlife than it is to upset the Kiwis.
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2021-10-22 11:14:50 AM  

Coco LaFemme: She has GOT to be one of the stupidest motherfarkers to ever draw breath.


counter point.

Dave Rubin and Tim Pool.
 
2021-10-22 11:19:32 AM  

hubiestubert: Explore Talent agency crisis actress says, what?

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Oddly enough, a LOT of new 'talent' in the GOP came from this agency. Almost like they hired actors and gave them lines...


At least it makes sense now
 
2021-10-22 11:19:33 AM  

HighOnCraic: It's too late.  Hitler is already dead.


I thought he was living in Bolivia with Elvis and Amelia Earhart?

/she's hiding in his attic
//old habits
 
2021-10-22 11:21:02 AM  

log_jammin: Coco LaFemme: She has GOT to be one of the stupidest motherfarkers to ever draw breath.

counter point.

Dave Rubin and Tim Pool.


If we're doing a list... Louie Gohmert, Lauren Boebert, ... we could be here all day
 
2021-10-22 11:21:52 AM  

Riothamus: Even Candace Owens knows it's smarter to fark with Australia's wildlife than it is to upset the Kiwis.
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Why are you dragging New Zealand into this?
 
2021-10-22 11:26:49 AM  
I am sure an amphibious assault on a continent 3,300,000 sq mi large will go... swimmingly.
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2021-10-22 11:27:40 AM  

OldRod: log_jammin: Coco LaFemme: She has GOT to be one of the stupidest motherfarkers to ever draw breath.

counter point.

Dave Rubin and Tim Pool.

If we're doing a list... Louie Gohmert, Lauren Boebert, ... we could be here all day


I was going with more obviously grifting youtube personalities who have zero beliefs and just say anything their audience likes for the money.

but yeah. you're not wrong. especially Boebert. that woman is just flat out stupid.
 
2021-10-22 11:28:12 AM  
What a remarkably stupid thing to say.
 
2021-10-22 11:28:16 AM  
She's Candyman Owens. Share 3 of her tweets on Facebook and covid comes to chew out your lungs.
 
2021-10-22 11:29:40 AM  
The most relevant part of TFA:
"Australia has largely escaped the worst of the pandemic, with just 1448 deaths.
The official US death toll stands at more than 729,000."

Even if you convert it to deaths per capita, that's very bad.  There's a much better case to be made for the Aussies invading the US to save us from the Covid-friendly GQP Governors.

/you are welcome to start with TX
 
2021-10-22 11:30:17 AM  
Consider how much the average American right wing media personality wilfully misinterprets about the United States to fit whatever predetermined narrative they have chosen to peddle. Now multiply that by about 1,000 when it comes to their coverage of other countries.

You would probably know more about other countries if you suffered a minor stroke rather than sitting through the drivel they burble out.
 
2021-10-22 11:33:07 AM  

Glicky: Why are you dragging New Zealand into this?


Hey, I'm just saying that Australia could invest in some tractors and sheet metal...
 
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