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2021-10-22 7:13:35 AM  
What's the deal with them having members in Canada?
 
2021-10-22 8:27:18 AM  

Harlee: What's the deal with them having members in Canada?


The US doesn't have a lock on fully grown toddlers?
 
2021-10-22 9:13:22 AM  
While o look foreword to the inevitable power struggle and collapse of these assholes(you think THEY are going to learn from their own history) and backstabbing, with real knives, that will go along with it...

Could y'all get a move on
 
2021-10-22 9:54:52 AM  

Bootleg: Harlee: What's the deal with them having members in Canada?

The US doesn't have a lock on fully grown toddlers?


This.  Lots of f$cking idiots in Canada also.  One group is called the Freemen.   Effectively, a sovereign citizens ' movement but basically the same type of idiots and the Branch Dildonians.

Not limited to Alberta but Alberta certainly has more than a fair share.
 
2021-10-22 10:01:41 AM  

mrshowrules: Bootleg: Harlee: What's the deal with them having members in Canada?

The US doesn't have a lock on fully grown toddlers?

This.  Lots of f$cking idiots in Canada also.  One group is called the Freemen.   Effectively, a sovereign citizens ' movement but basically the same type of idiots and the Branch Dildonians.

Not limited to Alberta but Alberta certainly has more than a fair share.


I haven't heard of them here in Ontario yet, but we have enough rabid, frothing, eyeball-licking antivaxxers howling about the mask and vaccine mandates that I'm sure we'll start hearing about them soon enough.  Canada tends to be a bit more resistant to this sort of drooling, mouth-breathing stupidity, but we're definitely not immune.
 
2021-10-22 10:31:10 AM  
Send him to Gitmo.
 
2021-10-22 11:24:55 AM  

Psychopusher: mrshowrules: Bootleg: Harlee: What's the deal with them having members in Canada?

The US doesn't have a lock on fully grown toddlers?

This.  Lots of f$cking idiots in Canada also.  One group is called the Freemen.   Effectively, a sovereign citizens ' movement but basically the same type of idiots and the Branch Dildonians.

Not limited to Alberta but Alberta certainly has more than a fair share.

I haven't heard of them here in Ontario yet, but we have enough rabid, frothing, eyeball-licking antivaxxers howling about the mask and vaccine mandates that I'm sure we'll start hearing about them soon enough.  Canada tends to be a bit more resistant to this sort of drooling, mouth-breathing stupidity, but we're definitely not immune.


After Alberta, I would rank Ontario second in terms of our Northern version of red necks.  Lots of rural communities in Ontario and lots of racism and bigotry.
 
2021-10-22 11:43:41 AM  

mrshowrules: After Alberta, I would rank Ontario second in terms of our Northern version of red necks. Lots of rural communities in Ontario and lots of racism and bigotry.


Yeah, that probably sounds about right.  Heck, even here in the GTA we've had ridiculous protests on the downtown streets screeching against the vaccine and mask mandates and crap, and some groups even harassing medical staff outside hospitals and physically attacking pop-up vaccination sites.  I'm absolutely disgusted by my fellow Torontonians.
 
2021-10-22 11:48:08 AM  
Once again, the media could be spending its time talking about how mask mandates work, how being vaccinated is a good thing, how we need to change so people want to work again, but noooo.

We have to keep kissing this kind of ass about how losers are farting the loudest.
 
2021-10-22 11:50:02 AM  
...making inroads in Canada.

*blink*

Lemme guess Alberta and the Toronto burbs are Hotspots?

Hunch thingy. Yes.
 
2021-10-22 11:50:15 AM  
yeah yeah. keep giving them rope

its all fun and games until you're executed while crawling through a snow drift by federal officials

/aint that right Mr Finicum?
 
2021-10-22 11:50:32 AM  
Like TFG, for instance. We know exactly who he is and where he lives. Waco that MFer and be done with it.
 
2021-10-22 11:50:54 AM  
Who are all these people signing up to join this shiat, what thehell
 
2021-10-22 11:51:14 AM  
Good, draw em all out into the open.
 
2021-10-22 11:51:38 AM  
"People's Rights started in deep-red Idaho, which remains one of the least-vaccinated states with only about 43% of its population fully vaccinated against COVID-19, according to the U.S. Centers for Disease Control and Prevention."

If only those idiots didn't end up clogging up Washington's ICU wards.
 
2021-10-22 11:52:30 AM  
remember when Jesus trained the Apostles in hand to hand combat and how to fire bows from a donkey?
 
2021-10-22 11:52:36 AM  
There are always more of these groups when the president has a "D" next to their name. It's just their instinctive reaction to being governed by "the other". You could probably interview them the very day the election results are announced and they'd say "I just don't like the direction this country is headed. I already feel like my taxes went up overnight! And furthermore..."
 
2021-10-22 11:52:37 AM  

MurphyMurphy: yeah yeah. keep giving them rope

its all fun and games until you're executed while crawling through a snow drift by federal officials

/aint that right Mr Finicum?


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2021-10-22 11:56:06 AM  

sifr: There are always more of these groups when the president has a "D" next to their name. It's just their instinctive reaction to being governed by "the other". You could probably interview them the very day the election results are announced and they'd say "I just don't like the direction this country is headed. I already feel like my taxes went up overnight! And furthermore..."


That's an aweful lot of syllables to say "They gonna take away Muh Freedumbz".
 
2021-10-22 11:56:23 AM  
So, they're an international threat, now, not just a domestic one. OK, then Canada can help the USA crush them when the time comes.
 
2021-10-22 11:57:02 AM  

MurphyMurphy: remember when Jesus trained the Apostles in hand to hand combat and how to fire bows from a donkey?



You joke, but Jesus was a badass motherfarker...


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2021-10-22 11:58:49 AM  

HerptheDerp: Who are all these people signing up to join this shiat, what thehell


Why not? There's no penalties for them being insurrectionists. After the ranch standoff they (and anyone pointing guns at federal officers) should have been locked in a maximum security prison for 10 years.
 
2021-10-22 12:02:29 PM  

mrshowrules: Bootleg: Harlee: What's the deal with them having members in Canada?

The US doesn't have a lock on fully grown toddlers?

This.  Lots of f$cking idiots in Canada also.  One group is called the Freemen.   Effectively, a sovereign citizens ' movement but basically the same type of idiots and the Branch Dildonians.

Not limited to Alberta but Alberta certainly has more than a fair share.


Fortunately they're easy to spot with their blue-on-blue glowing eyes.
 
2021-10-22 12:03:15 PM  

Psychopusher: mrshowrules: Bootleg: Harlee: What's the deal with them having members in Canada?

The US doesn't have a lock on fully grown toddlers?

This.  Lots of f$cking idiots in Canada also.  One group is called the Freemen.   Effectively, a sovereign citizens ' movement but basically the same type of idiots and the Branch Dildonians.

Not limited to Alberta but Alberta certainly has more than a fair share.

I haven't heard of them here in Ontario yet, but we have enough rabid, frothing, eyeball-licking antivaxxers howling about the mask and vaccine mandates that I'm sure we'll start hearing about them soon enough.  Canada tends to be a bit more resistant to this sort of drooling, mouth-breathing stupidity, but we're definitely not immune.


there's one of those goons living down the street from us. He went into the local variety store boasting about how he acquired a bogus vaccine passport. We're trying to find out how we can snitch on him. By the way, the owner of the store HATES this guy.
 
2021-10-22 12:03:18 PM  

MurphyMurphy: yeah yeah. keep giving them rope

its all fun and games until you're executed while crawling through a snow drift by federal officials

/aint that right Mr Finicum?


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2021-10-22 12:04:23 PM  

MurphyMurphy: yeah yeah. keep giving them rope

its all fun and games until you're executed while crawling through a snow drift by federal officials

/aint that right Mr Finicum?


These assholes should be loudly taunted with blue tarps and dildos everywhere they raise their stupid, cowboy-hatted heads.
 
2021-10-22 12:05:28 PM  
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"Am I being detained?"
 
2021-10-22 12:06:06 PM  

quatchi: ...making inroads in Canada.

*blink*

Lemme guess Alberta and the Toronto burbs are Hotspots?

Hunch thingy. Yes.


probably London and Ottawa too. There are lots of racist right wing "old stock (anti french, anti indigenous people) living in Ottawa. London is the land of the pick up trucks and racism too.
 
2021-10-22 12:06:09 PM  
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2021-10-22 12:06:14 PM  
My local WTF (Town name) page is full of idiots that think Canada uses the American constitution.
It's farking sad.
 
2021-10-22 12:06:20 PM  
Canada was supposed to be the USA's backup copy once the US became hopelessly corrupted and needed a reinstall of Democracy OS. Now what will we do?
 
2021-10-22 12:06:46 PM  

Astorix: quatchi: ...making inroads in Canada.

*blink*

Lemme guess Alberta and the Toronto burbs are Hotspots?

Hunch thingy. Yes.

probably London and Ottawa too. There are lots of racist right wing "old stock (anti french, anti indigenous people) living in Ottawa. London is the land of the pick up trucks and racism too.


And SE and NE BC
 
2021-10-22 12:07:33 PM  

SumoJeb: My local WTF (Town name) page is full of idiots that think Canada uses the American constitution.
It's farking sad.


Waterloo? That area is quaintly rural too.
 
2021-10-22 12:07:45 PM  
It's the fundraising arm of the Greater Right Wingnut Coalition.
 
2021-10-22 12:08:35 PM  

inglixthemad: [Fark user image 723x500]



We can make an educated guess by remembering that Kyle Rittenhouse has been treated like a hero; and the people he killed didn't even have guns.
 
2021-10-22 12:08:39 PM  
You'll notice it's always "People's Rights" and never "People's Responsibilities."
 
2021-10-22 12:09:47 PM  
In Idaho, Sean Anderson dropped from a leadership role after he was sentenced to 18 years in prison for his role in a police shootout last year.

Who could have imagined that this piggy mfer

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...was going to have further misadventures

I swear Wisconsin's average IQ went up almost a point when he moved to ID
 
2021-10-22 12:10:09 PM  
We got lots of wingnuts here in Quebec too but no one in the rest of Canada understands a word they say.
 
2021-10-22 12:10:15 PM  

Gyro the Greek Sandwich Pirate: You'll notice it's always "People's Rights" and never "People's Responsibilities."


That's because they're a bunch of f**king toddlers.
 
2021-10-22 12:11:11 PM  

whidbey: Once again, the media could be spending its time talking about how mask mandates work, how being vaccinated is a good thing, how we need to change so people want to work again, but noooo.

We have to keep kissing this kind of ass about how losers are farting the loudest.


There's multiple strikes going on over pay and fair treatment, and the media will zoom in on the 20 dipshiats throwing a tantrum over vaccine mandates.
 
2021-10-22 12:11:15 PM  
There was an episode of Letterkenny about some north of the border Trumpy racist bullshiat, so really, how surprised can we be that it's a real problem.
One of the Robert Evans podcasts spent some time discussing how fascist a lot of Canadian political movements happen to be, just in the last couple weeks. The answer was a surprising amount.

So I guess this is nothing new.
 
2021-10-22 12:12:27 PM  

Hell Poodle: whidbey: Once again, the media could be spending its time talking about how mask mandates work, how being vaccinated is a good thing, how we need to change so people want to work again, but noooo.

We have to keep kissing this kind of ass about how losers are farting the loudest.

There's multiple strikes going on over pay and fair treatment, and the media will zoom in on the 20 dipshiats throwing a tantrum over vaccine mandates.


Exactly.  The labor issues are the real news here.
 
2021-10-22 12:15:16 PM  

likefunbutnot: There was an episode of Letterkenny about some north of the border Trumpy racist bullshiat, so really, how surprised can we be that it's a real problem.
One of the Robert Evans podcasts spent some time discussing how fascist a lot of Canadian political movements happen to be, just in the last couple weeks. The answer was a surprising amount.

So I guess this is nothing new.


Degens from upcountry. Sadly they'll be treated with kid gloves like they are down here. If I've learned one thing about Canadian police, they really hate actually doing their jobs too. That is of course unless you're not white. Then they take you on a "starlight tour".
 
2021-10-22 12:22:21 PM  

phaseolus: In Idaho, Sean Anderson dropped from a leadership role after he was sentenced to 18 years in prison for his role in a police shootout last year.

Who could have imagined that this piggy mfer

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...was going to have further misadventures

I swear Wisconsin's average IQ went up almost a point when he moved to ID


Whatever happened to Kylo Runt?

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2021-10-22 12:23:30 PM  

goodncold: We got lots of wingnuts here in Quebec too but no one in the rest of Canada understands a word they say.


I always picture your wingnuts coming from Alberta.  Or out in the Ontario sticks.
 
2021-10-22 12:23:42 PM  

sifr: There are always more of these groups when the president has a "D" next to their name. It's just their instinctive reaction to being governed by "the other". You could probably interview them the very day the election results are announced and they'd say "I just don't like the direction this country is headed. I already feel like my taxes went up overnight! And furthermore..."


Usually these groups die down once a Republican is President again, but that didn't happen with Trump cause he encouraged them.
 
2021-10-22 12:24:43 PM  

I want that sauce Morty!: Usually these groups die down once a Republican is President again, but that didn't happen with Trump cause he encouraged them.


Encoraged them? More like he actively helped them recruit because he wanted his own brown shirts.
 
2021-10-22 12:26:55 PM  
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2021-10-22 12:27:04 PM  

mrshowrules: This.  Lots of f$cking idiots in Canada also.  One group is called the Freemen



Do they look like this?

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2021-10-22 12:27:05 PM  

inglixthemad: MurphyMurphy: yeah yeah. keep giving them rope

its all fun and games until you're executed while crawling through a snow drift by federal officials

/aint that right Mr Finicum?

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Seeing photos of about-to-be-dead Lavoy Finicum strutting around and talking tough reminds me of reading a bunch of vitriolic anti-vax tweets from some dipsh*t Trumpanzee, followed by that same dipsh*t Trumpanzee's covid-death announcement.
 
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