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(NYPost)   A warning for those who like to go commando while wearing a skirt or a kilt: The floor of NYC's newest observation deck is made of mirrors   (nypost.com) divider line
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2021-10-22 8:31:34 AM  
"Guests who are concerned about any unwanted exposure as a result of the mirrored floors and ceilings are responsible for dressing in a manner to avoid such exposure."

I'm confused. Is this supposed to mean that anyone who steps onto this floor who isn't dressed "in a manner to avoid such exposure" is consenting to being upskirted? My understanding is that deliberate upskirting was considered a crime in many locations, if not all.

And, just spitballing here, but what happens if some family comes with a young girl in a skirt who's "improperly dressed" as a result of this floor and someone snaps a picture. Has that person now potentially committed an additional crime because the girl is a minor? And would the parents be at all liable for allowing the girl onto the floor "improperly dressed" in the first place?

If they don't think these sorts of issues are going to come up from this, they're crazy.
 
2021-10-22 9:36:51 AM  
SHABU SHABU NO PAN!
 
2021-10-22 9:37:53 AM  
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2021-10-22 9:38:23 AM  

Pocket Ninja: "Guests who are concerned about any unwanted exposure as a result of the mirrored floors and ceilings are responsible for dressing in a manner to avoid such exposure."

I'm confused. Is this supposed to mean that anyone who steps onto this floor who isn't dressed "in a manner to avoid such exposure" is consenting to being upskirted? My understanding is that deliberate upskirting was considered a crime in many locations, if not all.

And, just spitballing here, but what happens if some family comes with a young girl in a skirt who's "improperly dressed" as a result of this floor and someone snaps a picture. Has that person now potentially committed an additional crime because the girl is a minor? And would the parents be at all liable for allowing the girl onto the floor "improperly dressed" in the first place?

If they don't think these sorts of issues are going to come up from this, they're crazy.


And I thought my idea of wearing a kilt and taking a dump  was crazy.
 
2021-10-22 9:40:15 AM  
I'm paying good money, let me observe what I want.
 
2021-10-22 9:40:22 AM  
I predict a lot of creepy men with cameras hanging around this place...
 
2021-10-22 9:40:37 AM  
Is that supposed to be a deterrent?


/fat guy in a little kilt...
 
2021-10-22 9:41:06 AM  

Pocket Ninja: "Guests who are concerned about any unwanted exposure as a result of the mirrored floors and ceilings are responsible for dressing in a manner to avoid such exposure."

I'm confused. Is this supposed to mean that anyone who steps onto this floor who isn't dressed "in a manner to avoid such exposure" is consenting to being upskirted? My understanding is that deliberate upskirting was considered a crime in many locations, if not all.

And, just spitballing here, but what happens if some family comes with a young girl in a skirt who's "improperly dressed" as a result of this floor and someone snaps a picture. Has that person now potentially committed an additional crime because the girl is a minor? And would the parents be at all liable for allowing the girl onto the floor "improperly dressed" in the first place?

If they don't think these sorts of issues are going to come up from this, they're crazy.


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2021-10-22 9:43:29 AM  
I've gone "regimental" in a kilt. It felt sooooo good that instead of walking I practically skipped like a schoolgirl.
Sometimes you have to reward "the boys".
 
2021-10-22 9:43:59 AM  
Naturally, no true Scotsman would have damaged his country's reputation like this.
 
2021-10-22 9:44:03 AM  
Forget it, Jake, it's New York.

You'll get a fixed number of tourists with any floor type. To attract jaded New Yorkers you need to appeal to their interests, voyeurism of exhibitionism.
 
2021-10-22 9:44:32 AM  
Next up: Old man balls, on Tik Tok.
 
2021-10-22 9:46:14 AM  
I bet a whole bunch of kilted men milling around there might change their tune.
 
2021-10-22 9:47:18 AM  
Nothing an old guy with a hairy ass and hemorrhoids can't fix.
 
2021-10-22 9:50:41 AM  

Shakespeare's Monkey: Next up: Old man balls, on Tik Tok.


They ban you for that sort of thing- um, so I've heard.
 
2021-10-22 9:53:25 AM  
It's an ad.
 
2021-10-22 9:54:32 AM  
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2021-10-22 9:56:33 AM  
Look, if you can think of a better way to spot touristy vampires I'd like to hear it.
 
2021-10-22 9:58:16 AM  
WOW!  What a "staged" stock video of not-so-real people in a not-so-real situation.  Not one backpack or saggy pants seen ANYWHERE in the video!

/Did anyone else notice that the one woman that WAS wearing a short black dress, was standing on a sheet of glass, not a mirror?  Coincidence?  Nope...STAGED!
 
2021-10-22 10:10:49 AM  
shiat could you imagine being drunk in there?
 
2021-10-22 10:15:37 AM  

oldfarthenry: I've gone "regimental" in a kilt. It felt sooooo good that instead of walking I practically skipped like a schoolgirl.
Sometimes you have to reward "the boys".


As the old joke goes: what's worn under the kilt? Nothing, it's all in perfect working order.
 
2021-10-22 10:18:31 AM  
CSB

Raleigh State Fairgrounds, circa 1998...Flea Market.

A woman in a dress was standing at a flea market table. A man walked up behind her with a shopping bag. He puts the bag down, and slips it under the woman. I didn't think anything about it. But thought it was odd. The woman steps back and trips over the bag, the bag falls over and out comes a video camera. He scrambled to get out of there really quick.

That night, on the local news, the cops found him and arrested him. It was the first time, I had ever heard the phrase "up-skirt"
 
2021-10-22 10:19:05 AM  

iron de havilland: oldfarthenry: I've gone "regimental" in a kilt. It felt sooooo good that instead of walking I practically skipped like a schoolgirl.
Sometimes you have to reward "the boys".

As the old joke goes: what's worn under the kilt? Nothing, it's all in perfect working order.


"Ach, lad, I don't know where you've been, but I see you won first prize!"
 
2021-10-22 10:20:16 AM  

Pocket Ninja: "Guests who are concerned about any unwanted exposure as a result of the mirrored floors and ceilings are responsible for dressing in a manner to avoid such exposure."

I'm confused. Is this supposed to mean that anyone who steps onto this floor who isn't dressed "in a manner to avoid such exposure" is consenting to being upskirted? My understanding is that deliberate upskirting was considered a crime in many locations, if not all.

And, just spitballing here, but what happens if some family comes with a young girl in a skirt who's "improperly dressed" as a result of this floor and someone snaps a picture. Has that person now potentially committed an additional crime because the girl is a minor? And would the parents be at all liable for allowing the girl onto the floor "improperly dressed" in the first place?

If they don't think these sorts of issues are going to come up from this, they're crazy.


She was just asking for it dressed like that.
 
2021-10-22 10:26:31 AM  

Kalyco Jack: shiat could you imagine being drunk in there?


We slipped LSD into this couple's hotdogs lets see if they can make it back outside without jumping over a railing.
 
2021-10-22 10:28:14 AM  
How does the saying go?

"Men in glass houses shouldn't show their stones?"
 
2021-10-22 10:43:12 AM  
Scotty, beam up some underwear.

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2021-10-22 10:45:17 AM  
Looks like a place that will be mobbed by influencers so they can be a creative individual.
 
2021-10-22 10:49:11 AM  

KingOfTown: iron de havilland: oldfarthenry: I've gone "regimental" in a kilt. It felt sooooo good that instead of walking I practically skipped like a schoolgirl.
Sometimes you have to reward "the boys".

As the old joke goes: what's worn under the kilt? Nothing, it's all in perfect working order.

"Ach, lad, I don't know where you've been, but I see you won first prize!"


More like a bunch of dudes in kilts getting called out for wearing the wrong size.

"The length of your kilt says Man but I'm seeing Braggart."
 
2021-10-22 10:51:52 AM  
There's a hotel with a really cool museum in Louisville called 21c.

"The bathrooms are quite nice, the urinal for the guys room is a 2-way mirror wherein you can see the people outside of the bathroom walk by but they cannot see you (quite freaky at first) and also serves as a cascading waterfall that flows to the floor."

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I think the lower frosted glass is new. I know that my then girlfriend told me that she was absolutely able to see me pee when she pressed up close to the glass from outside (after I verified there was nobody else in there)
 
2021-10-22 10:53:53 AM  
Now you can show/look at nasty crotch.
 
2021-10-22 10:53:57 AM  

xxBirdMadGirlxx: KingOfTown: iron de havilland: oldfarthenry: I've gone "regimental" in a kilt. It felt sooooo good that instead of walking I practically skipped like a schoolgirl.
Sometimes you have to reward "the boys".

As the old joke goes: what's worn under the kilt? Nothing, it's all in perfect working order.

"Ach, lad, I don't know where you've been, but I see you won first prize!"

More like a bunch of dudes in kilts getting called out for wearing the wrong size.

"The length of your kilt says Man but I'm seeing Braggart."


Well a Scotsman clad in kilt left the bar on evenin' fair...and y'could tell b'how he walked that he'd drunk more than his share...
 
2021-10-22 11:03:30 AM  

ElPrimitivo: There's a hotel with a really cool museum in Louisville called 21c.

"The bathrooms are quite nice, the urinal for the guys room is a 2-way mirror wherein you can see the people outside of the bathroom walk by but they cannot see you (quite freaky at first) and also serves as a cascading waterfall that flows to the floor."

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I think the lower frosted glass is new. I know that my then girlfriend told me that she was absolutely able to see me pee when she pressed up close to the glass from outside (after I verified there was nobody else in there)


So you peed on her face when she did that, right?
 
2021-10-22 11:04:44 AM  

Kit Fister: xxBirdMadGirlxx: KingOfTown: iron de havilland: oldfarthenry: I've gone "regimental" in a kilt. It felt sooooo good that instead of walking I practically skipped like a schoolgirl.
Sometimes you have to reward "the boys".

As the old joke goes: what's worn under the kilt? Nothing, it's all in perfect working order.

"Ach, lad, I don't know where you've been, but I see you won first prize!"

More like a bunch of dudes in kilts getting called out for wearing the wrong size.

"The length of your kilt says Man but I'm seeing Braggart."

Well a Scotsman clad in kilt left the bar on evenin' fair...and y'could tell b'how he walked that he'd drunk more than his share...


Did it win first prize?
 
2021-10-22 11:17:15 AM  
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2021-10-22 11:20:12 AM  
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2021-10-22 11:20:49 AM  
Skirt or kilt? Kind of like saying "an animal or dog" ain't it?
 
2021-10-22 11:25:41 AM  
on my way.

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2021-10-22 11:35:27 AM  
Some ladies may find the idea entertaining.
 
2021-10-22 11:42:35 AM  
Isn't a pantiless woman going CLAMando?
 
2021-10-22 11:44:09 AM  

dionysusaur: Isn't a pantiless woman going CLAMando?


*mindblown.gif*
 
2021-10-22 11:44:25 AM  

dionysusaur: Isn't a pantiless woman going CLAMando?


it should be cowomando.
 
2021-10-22 11:45:09 AM  

Latinwolf: And product placement has this ad on the Fark page.
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Well... After I stopped staring at that particularly nice pair of breasts... The answer is 'unwanted hair growth, clitoral enlargement, increased sex drive, and increased aggression'.

I'm all for giving any woman who wants a modest testosterone boost a pill and a razor.
 
2021-10-22 11:47:49 AM  
PERVERTS & EXHIBITIONISTS REJOICE!
 
2021-10-22 11:50:46 AM  

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That would completely fark with my vertigo. I wouldn't know whether to puke or fall on my face.
 
2021-10-22 11:56:40 AM  
1985...black mini skirts were the rage back then. I had always found them to be sexy. One day, while shopping with my GF, we saw a pair and she wanted them. So I bought them for her. No big deal.

Oddly enough, a week or so goes by and I had forgotten about them. I go to pick her up one day for a date and she comes out of the house, gives me a kiss hello and raises her skirt...."look, no panties"

Now, mind you it was the first time ever experiencing anything like this before. Didn't know what to do.

I think I said  "that's nice, but isn't it drafty without panties?"

she then told me I was wearing too many clothes.

lol...good times with her, she was a nice girl.
 
2021-10-22 12:00:58 PM  

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You become a green-haired woman with large tittays, I guess.
 
2021-10-22 12:32:14 PM  
I would rather let everyone in town see my balls than take one step onto a glass-floored observation deck.  Thanks.
 
2021-10-22 12:39:45 PM  

gshepnyc: I would rather let everyone in town see my balls than take one step onto a glass-floored observation deck.  Thanks.


I've been to the glass floor of the CN Tower in Toronto (don't bother anymore, it's so jammed with tourists it's a 5 minute experience that takes several hours of shuffling slowly in a long line... At least pre-COVID.)

Glass cracks.  It's a long way down.  Damn right I didn't step on it even though the odds are almost zero anything would happen.  People used to think I was odd walking around subway sidewalk vents, but then one day a half dozen Torontonians made the news for falling through one.
 
2021-10-22 12:40:47 PM  
Whoever gets an Arby's opened next to that is gonna make a fortune
 
2021-10-22 12:48:13 PM  

Unsung_Hero: gshepnyc: I would rather let everyone in town see my balls than take one step onto a glass-floored observation deck.  Thanks.

I've been to the glass floor of the CN Tower in Toronto (don't bother anymore, it's so jammed with tourists it's a 5 minute experience that takes several hours of shuffling slowly in a long line... At least pre-COVID.)

Glass cracks.  It's a long way down.  Damn right I didn't step on it even though the odds are almost zero anything would happen.  People used to think I was odd walking around subway sidewalk vents, but then one day a half dozen Torontonians made the news for falling through one.


The Chinese have a glass walkway that's 3800 feet up. If you weren't already nervous about trusting Chinese construction, they decided to up the ante by putting in fake panels that make it look like the glass is breaking:
Glass bridge in china, glass cracking prank
Youtube xxn-hnywHcs
 
2021-10-22 12:56:21 PM  
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An oldie. Not mine
 
2021-10-22 12:58:22 PM  

OldRod: I predict a lot of creepy men with cameras hanging around this place...


I was thinking a few exhibitionists would like it.
 
2021-10-22 1:03:16 PM  

Unsung_Hero: it's so jammed with tourists it's a 5 minute experience that takes several hours of shuffling slowly in a long line.


Same with the Empire State Building in NYC. Takes forever and a day to get up to the 86th observatory deck in sardine like elevators...and then you get there and you have to fight your way to look over the edge...

anyway, last time I was there, 2001, I saw Carrot-top and a crowd was forming all around him so I went the other way to avoid that mess.
 
2021-10-22 1:19:42 PM  

steklo: Unsung_Hero: it's so jammed with tourists it's a 5 minute experience that takes several hours of shuffling slowly in a long line.

Same with the Empire State Building in NYC. Takes forever and a day to get up to the 86th observatory deck in sardine like elevators...and then you get there and you have to fight your way to look over the edge...

anyway, last time I was there, 2001, I saw Carrot-top and a crowd was forming all around him so I went the other way to avoid that mess.


Apparently the ESB has a separate, higher floor that is only available to celebrities/VIPs so they can avoid the plebs. Surprised they don't have a separate entrance, too.
 
2021-10-22 1:22:10 PM  

Kit Fister: Apparently the ESB has a separate, higher floor that is only available to celebrities/VIPs


Was it the 102nd floor?  It's been a while since I've been there.

I bet Carrot-top wasn't VIP enough to get up to the 102nd floor.
 
2021-10-22 1:30:47 PM  

steklo: Kit Fister: Apparently the ESB has a separate, higher floor that is only available to celebrities/VIPs

Was it the 102nd floor?  It's been a while since I've been there.

I bet Carrot-top wasn't VIP enough to get up to the 102nd floor.


I think so? I'm not sure, I just saw it on a youtube video about hidden areas of famous buildings.  The whole video was kind of a letdown, tbh.
 
2021-10-22 1:36:59 PM  

Kit Fister: steklo: Unsung_Hero: it's so jammed with tourists it's a 5 minute experience that takes several hours of shuffling slowly in a long line.

Same with the Empire State Building in NYC. Takes forever and a day to get up to the 86th observatory deck in sardine like elevators...and then you get there and you have to fight your way to look over the edge...

anyway, last time I was there, 2001, I saw Carrot-top and a crowd was forming all around him so I went the other way to avoid that mess.

Apparently the ESB has a separate, higher floor that is only available to celebrities/VIPs so they can avoid the plebs. Surprised they don't have a separate entrance, too.


I once knew some rich-and-powerful people... And got a few of those special VIP only tours.

It's a totally different experience, and it really makes you feel superior to the commoners when they're playing at being sardines while you're very comfortable.
 
2021-10-22 1:37:15 PM  
Go ahead and stare, your wife has already seen it.
 
2021-10-22 1:38:47 PM  

Kit Fister: steklo: Kit Fister: Apparently the ESB has a separate, higher floor that is only available to celebrities/VIPs

Was it the 102nd floor?  It's been a while since I've been there.

I bet Carrot-top wasn't VIP enough to get up to the 102nd floor.

I think so? I'm not sure, I just saw it on a youtube video about hidden areas of famous buildings.  The whole video was kind of a letdown, tbh.


The 80th, 86th, and 102nd floors contain observatories.[304][282][250] The latter two observatories saw a combined average of four million visitors per year in 2010.[105][305][306] Since opening, the observatories have been more popular than similar observatories at 30 Rockefeller Plaza, the Chrysler Building, the first One World Trade Center, or the Woolworth Building, despite being more expensive.[305] There are variable charges to enter the observatories; one ticket allows visitors to go as high as the 86th floor, and there is an additional charge to visit the 102nd floor. Other ticket options for visitors include scheduled access to view the sunrise from the observatory, a "premium" guided tour with VIP access, and the "AM/PM" package which allows for two visits in the same day.[307]
 
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2021-10-22 1:40:19 PM  
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Peewee can leave his special shoes at home then...
 
2021-10-22 1:40:40 PM  

Unsung_Hero: It's a totally different experience, and it really makes you feel superior to the commoners


A good friend of mine worked in an office at the ESB.  Personally?  I've always wanted to work inside 30 Rock.
 
2021-10-22 1:40:47 PM  

RogermcAllen: ElPrimitivo: There's a hotel with a really cool museum in Louisville called 21c.

"The bathrooms are quite nice, the urinal for the guys room is a 2-way mirror wherein you can see the people outside of the bathroom walk by but they cannot see you (quite freaky at first) and also serves as a cascading waterfall that flows to the floor."

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I think the lower frosted glass is new. I know that my then girlfriend told me that she was absolutely able to see me pee when she pressed up close to the glass from outside (after I verified there was nobody else in there)

So you peed on her face when she did that, right?


At her face anyway.

There was a glass wall in the way.
 
2021-10-22 1:44:47 PM  
CSB

9th grade math class.

Our teacher, Mrs Smith was the schools head of math, and she ran a math class for the troubled kids who were outcasts and bad at math. I was bad at math so I had to take this course...anyway...

Mrs Smith handed out homework and the following day would go to everyone's desk to see if they did it. One day, the kid ahead of me sticks his foot out under Mrs Smith's dress. He had a mirror in-between his laces.  He slides his foot out slowly, and takes a look...

Mrs Smith notices this and instantly yells at him..picks him up from his ear and they haul out to the hallway. Everyone could hear her screaming at him.


Bottom line?  he told her to go to the office and we ever ever ever saw him ever again.

the end.
 
2021-10-22 1:54:35 PM  

The_Philosopher_King: [Fark user image 598x586]

An oldie. Not mine


Do you have the original?
 
2021-10-22 3:57:40 PM  
Are there still upskirt videos on porno sites?
 
2021-10-22 4:18:28 PM  

Salmon: Are there still upskirt videos on porno sites?


A quick GIS says..."yes"
 
2021-10-22 4:19:35 PM  

Warthog: The_Philosopher_King: [Fark user image 598x586]

An oldie. Not mine

Do you have the original?


https://kompormbeldok.blogspot.com/20​1​0/08/emma-watson-daniel-radcliffe-and-​rupert.html
 
2021-10-22 4:41:48 PM  

ALFER69: Warthog: The_Philosopher_King: [Fark user image 598x586]

An oldie. Not mine

Do you have the original?

https://kompormbeldok.blogspot.com/201​0/08/emma-watson-daniel-radcliffe-and-​rupert.html


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Ahem

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2021-10-22 6:04:02 PM  

steklo: Unsung_Hero: it's so jammed with tourists it's a 5 minute experience that takes several hours of shuffling slowly in a long line.

Same with the Empire State Building in NYC. Takes forever and a day to get up to the 86th observatory deck in sardine like elevators...and then you get there and you have to fight your way to look over the edge...

anyway, last time I was there, 2001, I saw Carrot-top and a crowd was forming all around him so I went the other way to avoid that mess.


Visited there in 1955 with Dad... no suicide bars, and I could actually look over and down..  discussed how long it would take a penny to hit the sidewalk if dropped..  binoculars were a nickel to use... Dad,s answer to the penny drop was no, when no meant something...( from either parent)
 
2021-10-22 8:43:58 PM  

Zafler: ALFER69: Warthog: The_Philosopher_King: [Fark user image 598x586]

An oldie. Not mine

Do you have the original?

https://kompormbeldok.blogspot.com/201​0/08/emma-watson-daniel-radcliffe-and-​rupert.html

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Ahem

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And now I may leave satisfied.

Given the source picture in this thread I would also have accepted the picture of the badly shooped pick of Emma Watson's head on a nude model with the Rock's head in front of it, too.
 
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