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(The US Sun)   Apparently it was so 'good to be the king' of Spain that Juan Carlos had to be injected with female hormones because of his rampant sex drive   (the-sun.com) divider line
    More: Weird, Francisco Franco, SPAIN'S former King Juan Carlos, Juan Carlos I of Spain, History of Spain, Spain, House of Bourbon, Monarchy, Pretender  
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2021-10-22 10:30:45 AM  
Which ended not having the desired effect, as he was just as horny but wasted precious royal time wanting to cuddle afterward.
 
2021-10-22 10:52:20 AM  
Riiiiiiight...
 
2021-10-22 10:53:07 AM  
Did he stood here before inside the pouring rain?
 
2021-10-22 10:53:19 AM  
That's no way to secure a legacy...

//or, an heir...
 
2021-10-22 10:55:27 AM  
Moxy Fruvous - King of Spain (HQ Audio)
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Subby your headline popped this into my head. Now it's in yours.
 
2021-10-22 11:02:10 AM  
King:  That's not what I meant when I said "I want a female whore moan!"
 
2021-10-22 11:02:37 AM  
Is it just me or does it sound like someone is setting up some legal defence...
 
2021-10-22 11:03:19 AM  
Side effects may include desire to create harsh noise music, hyperpop, and aka. Call your doctor if you experience strong desires to wear tall socks and cat ear headphones.
 
2021-10-22 11:03:31 AM  
I am sure there are also totally legit picture of bigfoot injecting said hormones. No newspaper named the Sun ever makes up shiat.
 
2021-10-22 11:04:39 AM  
Could be worse
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And then when he dies w/o an heir, Europe starts fighting amongst themselves. Again.
 
2021-10-22 11:06:15 AM  
I've always felt the love story angle in The Lion King should have been about Simba's journey through adolescence and eventual return to the pride whereupon he bones alllllll the lady lions and the little bird too.
 
2021-10-22 11:08:41 AM  
Now he eats humble pie.
 
2021-10-22 11:09:20 AM  
King of Spain
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WGJ [TotalFark]
2021-10-22 11:09:30 AM  
That therapy only works when combined with wedding cake
 
2021-10-22 11:10:35 AM  

Trocadero: Could be worse
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And then when he dies w/o an heir, Europe starts fighting amongst themselves. Again.


That's a lot of loop-de-loops in that family "tree." In fact, I would call it more of a "family creeping vine."
 
2021-10-22 11:11:35 AM  
Color me shocked that Murdoch's Sun has something salacious and poorly sourced on a 'foreigner'.
 
2021-10-22 11:12:08 AM  
How close a friend of Jeffry Epstein was he?
 
2021-10-22 11:12:44 AM  

Resident Muslim: Is it just me or does it sound like someone is setting up some legal defence...


Yeah, I'll need to take this story with a grain of salt the size of the Rock of Gibraltar.
 
2021-10-22 11:14:14 AM  

Trocadero: Could be worse
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And then when he dies w/o an heir, Europe starts fighting amongst themselves. Again.


There is a whole bunch of cousin farkin going on in Spain
 
2021-10-22 11:31:18 AM  

SirDigbyChickenCaesar: Trocadero: Could be worse
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And then when he dies w/o an heir, Europe starts fighting amongst themselves. Again.

There is a whole bunch of cousin farkin going on in Spain


There's two instances of uncles having children with their biological nieces.  Hurray for ending the practice of "out-marrying" Haspsburgs.
 
2021-10-22 11:35:18 AM  
Yeah, I had my cat treated like that once.  It worked wonders.

But as a human I'd rather have more sex than reduce my sex drive.  Sex is quite enjoyable.
 
2021-10-22 11:36:56 AM  

MillionDollarMo: I've always felt the love story angle in The Lion King should have been about Simba's journey through adolescence and eventual return to the pride whereupon he bones alllllll the lady lions and the little bird too.


Which is the way prides of lions actually work.
 
2021-10-22 11:40:07 AM  
Do you know that beer contains female hormones? It's proven. You can easily find out in a self test. Drink a certain amount and you will only talk bullshiat and can't drive a car anymore.
 
2021-10-22 11:43:18 AM  
Another solution is to remove one or both testicles.
:)
 
2021-10-22 11:54:21 AM  
Tears For Fears - Raoul And The Kings Of Spain - 1995
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2021-10-22 12:01:13 PM  

dionysusaur: MillionDollarMo: I've always felt the love story angle in The Lion King should have been about Simba's journey through adolescence and eventual return to the pride whereupon he bones alllllll the lady lions and the little bird too.

Which is the way prides of lions actually work.


Yes, but normally lion prides have a designated sex flamingo rather than a hornbill, which was really quite implausible even for a cartoon.
 
2021-10-22 12:05:32 PM  

MillionDollarMo: dionysusaur: MillionDollarMo: I've always felt the love story angle in The Lion King should have been about Simba's journey through adolescence and eventual return to the pride whereupon he bones alllllll the lady lions and the little bird too.

Which is the way prides of lions actually work.

Yes, but normally lion prides have a designated sex flamingo rather than a hornbill, which was really quite implausible even for a cartoon.


Sex Flamingo? I thought they closed that place down!
 
2021-10-22 12:05:41 PM  
I'm sure all the Spanish royalty is really cherished in Cataluna and Barcelona.
 
2021-10-22 12:06:25 PM  
Yes, I'm sure this corrupt cop is totally telling the truth...and naturally The Sun is there.
 
2021-10-22 12:10:21 PM  
That explains the nice ass
 
2021-10-22 12:13:37 PM  
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2021-10-22 12:15:16 PM  
Juan Carlos, whatever his faults (sounds like he's got a few :)  ), I will always remember him as the King (handpicked by Franco no less) who stood up for Democracy against an attempted fascist coup d' etat.   I was actually thinking about that during the 1/6 attempted coup here in the US.
 
2021-10-22 12:21:48 PM  

Trocadero: Could be worse
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And then when he dies w/o an heir, Europe starts fighting amongst themselves. Again.


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Huurrrr duuuuuuur my favorite number is green!

And these people are our betters supposedly, without the titles and money they would just be some trailer park trash like the rest of us.

Are they worried about a bunch of bastard kids fighting over the throne all Game of Thrones?
 
2021-10-22 12:22:44 PM  
When I was stationed in Spain shortly after King Juan Carlos in 1976 came to the throne, a decree was issued that everybody had to put a sign in a window facing the street, and it could not be a bathroom window because that would be disrespectful, that said: "¡Viva Juan Carlos, Rey d'España!"
 
2021-10-22 12:23:30 PM  

Miss_Dorothy_Kilgallen: Trocadero: Could be worse
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And then when he dies w/o an heir, Europe starts fighting amongst themselves. Again.

That's a lot of loop-de-loops in that family "tree." In fact, I would call it more of a "family creeping vine."


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2021-10-22 12:31:06 PM  

Trocadero: Could be worse
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And then when he dies w/o an heir, Europe starts fighting amongst themselves. Again.


No, the house of Orange, is the royal family in the Netherlands, they hail from Spain.

The Netherlands had that problem, and the Spanish House of Orange was the closest, so now they can trade back.
 
2021-10-22 12:35:18 PM  
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"This breaking news just in: Generalissimo Juan Carlos is still horny!"
 
2021-10-22 12:36:43 PM  

Dewey Fidalgo: Juan Carlos, whatever his faults (sounds like he's got a few :)  ), I will always remember him as the King (handpicked by Franco no less) who stood up for Democracy against an attempted fascist coup d' etat.   I was actually thinking about that during the 1/6 attempted coup here in the US.


That's one of the reasons having a king with a parliamentary democracy is better than a President.

The king is king to everyone. And whilst in a democracy, they don't engage in politics, they're still there as a safety, because of he speaks, people listen.

And, you avoid having a President. You only have the parliament, and the head of parliament is noone special, and only has position because the parliament is not against them, which might change from day to day.
 
2021-10-22 12:43:32 PM  

Trocadero: Could be worse
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And then when he dies w/o an heir, Europe starts fighting amongst themselves. Again.


If your family tree doesn't branch, you might be a redneck Hapsburg.
 
2021-10-22 12:53:44 PM  

Trocadero: Could be worse
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And then when he dies w/o an heir, Europe starts fighting amongst themselves. Again.


The Charles II tree isn't even nearly as disturbing as the subset of it which is Philip III.
 
2021-10-22 1:01:34 PM  

Bondith: Trocadero: Could be worse
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And then when he dies w/o an heir, Europe starts fighting amongst themselves. Again.

If your family tree doesn't branch, you might be a redneck Hapsburg.


The Habsburg family tree is actually ivy.
 
2021-10-22 1:05:40 PM  
Can that Wittgenstein woman explain to me what the farking "Tractatus" was all about?
 
2021-10-22 1:17:57 PM  

Ketchuponsteak: Trocadero: Could be worse
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And then when he dies w/o an heir, Europe starts fighting amongst themselves. Again.

No, the house of Orange, is the royal family in the Netherlands, they hail from Spain.

The Netherlands had that problem, and the Spanish House of Orange was the closest, so now they can trade back.


Uhm, wut?
 
2021-10-22 1:20:38 PM  
What about when he shot his brother?

Juan Carlos was pretty much the originator of the meme: "I don't know what happened. I was just cleaning it, when it went off!"
 
2021-10-22 1:28:42 PM  

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My first thought was when he said it in Men In Tights and Patrick Stewart steals the movie. And Amy Yasbeck.
 
2021-10-22 1:36:46 PM  
Couldn't they have just, you know, given him the ol' snip-a-roo?

/Who wants eggs for breakfast?
 
2021-10-22 1:39:49 PM  

Gleeman: Miss_Dorothy_Kilgallen: Trocadero: Could be worse
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And then when he dies w/o an heir, Europe starts fighting amongst themselves. Again.

That's a lot of loop-de-loops in that family "tree." In fact, I would call it more of a "family creeping vine."

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2021-10-22 1:39:52 PM  

Dewey Fidalgo: Ketchuponsteak: Trocadero: Could be worse
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And then when he dies w/o an heir, Europe starts fighting amongst themselves. Again.

No, the house of Orange, is the royal family in the Netherlands, they hail from Spain.

The Netherlands had that problem, and the Spanish House of Orange was the closest, so now they can trade back.

Uhm, wut?


Oh, the House of Orange is apparently from Southern France.

I got Spain mixed into it, as they led the revolt against Spanish rule over the Netherlands.


Sooo, I guess they're not a slot in.
 
2021-10-22 1:40:12 PM  

LurkerSupreme: Couldn't they have just, you know, given him the ol' snip-a-roo?

/Who wants eggs for breakfast?


All that does is make him infertile. It does not make him docile
 
2021-10-22 1:45:19 PM  
I could use some female whore moans right now.
 
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