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(Kansas City)   "...we've had basically four decades of sissified or feminized pastors that have taken the man out of his rightful position as the leader of his family. ...I'm not saying I'm a man's man, you know, I just want to protect my family"   (kansascity.com) divider line
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2021-10-22 6:50:07 AM  
FTFA: A group that says its mission is "to halt and push back the forces of darkness" is holding a tactical event in southwest Missouri this weekend to train Christians in "hand-to-hand combat" and "fighting from your vehicle."

Sounds like what Christ would do.
 
2021-10-22 6:51:32 AM  
If you're a man who has to tell everyone how manly you are, then you're not a real man.

/ say man one more time, man
// man
 
2021-10-22 7:00:07 AM  
A group that says its mission is "to halt and push back the forces of darkness" is holding a tactical event in southwest Missouri this weekend to train Christians in "hand-to-hand combat" and "fighting from your vehicle."

Sounds to me like they're planning to carry out some drive-by shootings.
 
2021-10-22 7:00:11 AM  
You want to prove how Christian you are?  Show me your cheek turning skills.
 
2021-10-22 7:05:50 AM  
No man has ever been the head of his family.  You're a figurehead, controlled by shadowy forces that you don't understand.
 
2021-10-22 7:08:47 AM  
Republican Jesus, building his army to love you
 
2021-10-22 7:12:23 AM  
So, is this one of those "Christian Militias" you always hear about on the news?
 
2021-10-22 7:15:27 AM  

OldRod: So, is this one of those "Christian Militias" you always hear about on the news?


I always equate that phrase with the heartbreak that is Lebanon. Beirut used to be the shining jewel of the Middle East.
 
2021-10-22 8:11:05 AM  
And Jesus said unto them, verily, thou shalt smacketh a biatch until they maketh them a sammitch.

It's a whole new gospel!
 
2021-10-22 8:30:06 AM  
People with access to history books should not act surprised by this.
 
2021-10-22 8:31:47 AM  
So much for defending the womenfolk.
 
2021-10-22 8:32:11 AM  
Group says it will train Christians in 'hand-to-hand combat' at SW Missouri event

Pastors raping kids in the church is going to turn into an mma fight first, both parties are going to have their own fighting style and everything.
 
2021-10-22 8:33:03 AM  
Here is the head instructor

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2021-10-22 8:33:41 AM  
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2021-10-22 8:34:21 AM  
"I think he said, 'Blessed are the gun wielders.' "

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2021-10-22 8:34:22 AM  
Reminds me of that Kremlin scam funding Black martial artists teaching self defense to Black people.

Kremlin want a race war.
 
2021-10-22 8:34:57 AM  
"Missouri Embattled Warriors Event"

Paranoid much?
 
2021-10-22 8:35:04 AM  

wet drum sandwich: A group that says its mission is "to halt and push back the forces of darkness" is holding a tactical event in southwest Missouri this weekend to train Christians in "hand-to-hand combat" and "fighting from your vehicle."

Sounds to me like they're planning to carry out some drive-by shootings.


Or play Bowling for Protestors like they did in Charlottesville.
 
2021-10-22 8:35:22 AM  

Harlee: FTFA: A group that says its mission is "to halt and push back the forces of darkness" is holding a tactical event in southwest Missouri this weekend to train Christians in "hand-to-hand combat" and "fighting from your vehicle."

Sounds like what Christ would do.


I've lost count, so who's the most popular character to be on the ward:  Jesus or Napolean?

Reagan closed the ward and sent everyone out into the streets until Zuck showed up and put them on the internet to gather friends and amplify nonsense.
 
2021-10-22 8:35:25 AM  
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2021-10-22 8:35:41 AM  

bostonguy: If you're a man who has to tell everyone how manly you are, then you're not a real man.

/ say man one more time, man
// man


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2021-10-22 8:35:57 AM  
Oh, good. If there's anyone who knows even less about how to fight than someone with no training at all, it's someone who took a weekend seminar.

https://www.theonion.com/report-avera​g​e-male-4-000-less-effective-in-fights-​th-1819576624
 
2021-10-22 8:36:13 AM  
Salty lightweight brigade.

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2021-10-22 8:36:20 AM  

Purple_Urkle: Reminds me of that Kremlin scam funding Black martial artists teaching self defense to Black people.

Kremlin want a race war.


The situation in the article looks like the same Kremlin scam but with a different team.

https://money.cnn.com/2017/10/18/medi​a​/black-fist-russia-self-defense-classe​s/index.html
 
2021-10-22 8:37:19 AM  

Naido: No man has ever been the head of his family.  You're a figurehead, controlled by shadowy forces that you don't understand.


I understand them completely.  My wife is smarter than me, knows it, has boobs, and her dad can beat me up.
 
2021-10-22 8:37:20 AM  
It's been my personal experience that most people who promote themselves as "good Christians" - who live in areas that are already predominantly Christian - are usually raging hypocritical asshats.

/not the flex they think it is
 
2021-10-22 8:38:02 AM  

Marcos P: Here is the head instructor

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I hope you're not being serious, but won't be surprised if you are.

Had to google "deepwater jew".  Also hoping that this is not a serious belief among these people, but won't be surprised if it is.
 
2021-10-22 8:39:18 AM  
Why is the religious right so pants shiattingly afraid of everything?
 
2021-10-22 8:39:32 AM  

gremlin79: Naido: No man has ever been the head of his family.  You're a figurehead, controlled by shadowy forces that you don't understand.

I understand them completely.  My wife is smarter than me, knows it, has boobs, and her dad can beat me up.


So you're Howard Wolowitz?
 
2021-10-22 8:39:32 AM  
These choads worry me far more than ISIS or al qaeda.
 
2021-10-22 8:39:39 AM  
"Buy guns and ammo from our sponsors, and don't forget to hit the donation plate on your way out"
 
2021-10-22 8:40:39 AM  
The conservative American view on masculinity is one of the root causes of our current cultural rot.  Example is the hate thrown at Secretary Pete for his paternity leave.  He has premature twins.  The R's say they value family, but they pour their hate out at that very effort if it does not fit their "Father Knows Best" pipe dream.
 
2021-10-22 8:40:55 AM  

MLWS: Why is the religious right so pants shiattingly afraid of everything?


Shh, while it's what brings them a steady stream of people with empty heads and open wallets, it's also what keeps them from actually taking over the country.
 
2021-10-22 8:42:30 AM  

Great_Milenko: gremlin79: Naido: No man has ever been the head of his family.  You're a figurehead, controlled by shadowy forces that you don't understand.

I understand them completely.  My wife is smarter than me, knows it, has boobs, and her dad can beat me up.

So you're Howard Wolowitz?


No, my FIL is a retired E-8, I'm a mere retired O-3 he deigned to let paw his little girl because I can make her laugh
 
2021-10-22 8:42:33 AM  

bostonguy: If you're a man who has to tell everyone how manly you are, then you're not a real man.

/ say man one more time, man
// man


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2021-10-22 8:42:50 AM  
"We'll be out in the country, and actually most of the training is going to involve airsoft guns," he said. "I have no intention of ever using my gun on another human being unless I'm in absolute fear for my life."

...which is every moment of every day. The teevee said the world is scary and I'm a total fraud with no understanding of the faith I claim to hold.
 
2021-10-22 8:43:45 AM  
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What a real manly man who fights hand to hand might look like.
 
2021-10-22 8:44:18 AM  
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2021-10-22 8:44:19 AM  

Alphax: You want to prove how Christian you are?  Show me your cheek turning skills.


"The last true Christian died on the cross."
 
2021-10-22 8:44:33 AM  

Purple_Urkle: Reminds me of that Kremlin scam funding Black martial artists teaching self defense to Black people.

Kremlin want a race war.


Russia wants the US in chaos. They don't really care what form it takes.
 
2021-10-22 8:45:54 AM  
So they're announcing when and where they will be gathered?

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2021-10-22 8:47:29 AM  

MLWS: Why is the religious right so pants shiattingly afraid of everything?


Because they don't really believe in the power of prayer.
 
2021-10-22 8:47:37 AM  
What happens if you were driving on I-70 last year when all those riots were taking place in Kansas City and St. Louis?

wut? did I miss something?
 
2021-10-22 8:48:04 AM  
You've got the words of my imaginary friend wrong, pastor!
 
2021-10-22 8:48:08 AM  
The only way to become a true man is to ingest the manly essence of another man through the act of man love. I firmly believe this man knows it.
 
2021-10-22 8:48:56 AM  

Naido: No man has ever been the head of his family.  You're a figurehead, controlled by shadowy forces that you don't understand.


As a married man: agreed. I'm not the head of my household, I merely act as a symbolic ruler at the behest of the indecipherable, unknowable, clandestine force that truly holds power in my supposed domain: my wife.

/ *whip racking sound*
// Harder, mommy!
 
2021-10-22 8:48:57 AM  

Naido: No man has ever been the head of his family.  You're a figurehead, controlled by shadowy forces that you don't understand.


A.K.A. The Mrs.
 
2021-10-22 8:49:09 AM  
"turn the other cheek It's about time that Christians start going on the offense" ~ Jesus Christ....probably
 
2021-10-22 8:50:25 AM  
What sad excuses for men these beta cucks are. A marriage is a union of two people, not a patriarchy. Your bible is full shiat and was written by beta males who were hated by women because those "men" were unrepentant douchebags.
 
2021-10-22 8:50:36 AM  
For fundamentalists, the answer to every problem is to be way more fundamentalist.
 
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