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2021-10-22 6:40:08 AM  
Carlson is a horse's ass.
 
2021-10-22 7:03:28 AM  
"Just this week the Biden administration declared that a biological man who wears a dress is now a female admiral. And then they sent that brave four-star female admiral out to deliver a speech that read like something out of a D-Day documentary."

(Bolded by me) So Tucker admits she's female?  What's his problem then?
 
2021-10-22 8:23:06 AM  
Tucker...I thought you liked horses and their dewormers? What gives?

Yeah, it's terrible that the President supports his military and their lives outside the framework of blowing stuff up. It's like he accepts them as people, not disposable objects to throw away. Man, I mean, how do these Libs live with themselves? Next thing you know, he's going to treat women and children like they're real people. I mean, got a lot of goddamn nerve, right?
 
2021-10-22 8:36:14 AM  
So, he's trying to paint his as Caligula, who is rather commonly known for trying to put his horse in the senate. The thing is, you don't promote some random guy off the street to flag officer, This was someone who was already an officer, and had been an officer for 25+ years.

/Also, while trying to look up which disease Caligula had, I stumbled across this line in Wiki:
"contemporaries of Caligula, describe him as an insane emperor who was self-absorbed, short-tempered, killed on a whim, and indulged in too much spending and sex.[102] He is accused of sleeping with other men's wives and bragging about it,[103] killing for mere amusement,[104] deliberately wasting money on his bridge, causing starvation,[54] and wanting a statue of himself in the Temple of Jerusalem for his worship.[98]"
//It DOES kinda sound like a president was acting like him, doesn't it?
///Weird how the projection rule holds true.
 
2021-10-22 8:57:20 AM  
how long will it be before Joe Biden appoints his horse to the Supreme Court

And the horse would still be better than Kavanaugh, Barrett, Alito, Gorsuch and Thomas.
 
2021-10-22 9:17:45 AM  
"They're daring you to sit there and not say this is ridiculous. But it is, sorry. It is ridiculous."

Why?  What's her gender identity have to do with her ability to do the job?

And a horse would be a better appointee or nomination than any of the chucklefarks Trump had.
 
2021-10-22 9:22:13 AM  

Diogenes: Why?  What's her gender identity have to do with her ability to do the job?


This.
 
2021-10-22 9:22:31 AM  
He missed the truly important aspect: Levine did not use a Bible when swearing in so the oath is not legally valid.

This is what some Trumpers actually believe.
 
2021-10-22 9:22:57 AM  
He's a twink.
 
2021-10-22 9:24:08 AM  

Bootleg: So, he's trying to paint his as Caligula, who is rather commonly known for trying to put his horse in the senate. The thing is, you don't promote some random guy off the street to flag officer, This was someone who was already an officer, and had been an officer for 25+ years.

/Also, while trying to look up which disease Caligula had, I stumbled across this line in Wiki:
"contemporaries of Caligula, describe him as an insane emperor who was self-absorbed, short-tempered, killed on a whim, and indulged in too much spending and sex.[102] He is accused of sleeping with other men's wives and bragging about it,[103] killing for mere amusement,[104] deliberately wasting money on his bridge, causing starvation,[54] and wanting a statue of himself in the Temple of Jerusalem for his worship.[98]"
//It DOES kinda sound like a president was acting like him, doesn't it?
///Weird how the projection rule holds true.


I've been assured that all that was written by Caligula's enemies, and that he was a normal guy (for a Roman emperor).

\oddly, they never give any sources for their claims
 
2021-10-22 9:25:20 AM  
How long until the DoJ starts treating Tucker Carlson like the Russian spy he actually functions as.
 
2021-10-22 9:26:10 AM  
For every BSAB asshole in the Deere Union thread: this is conservative 101- Trans People aren't humans.

Go on and tell me otherwise, your biggest cheerleader on Television just says it out loud these days.
 
2021-10-22 9:26:24 AM  
Tucker/Hannity/Palin/Trump/Kid Rock/Nugent/Jordan/Ingram/Jones/Geatz/​etc.

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2021-10-22 9:27:00 AM  
If it weren't for his horse, Tucker Carlson wouldn't have spent that year in college.
 
2021-10-22 9:27:16 AM  
I mean...is it possible that we can get a horse on the court? I don't think we should completely shelve the idea.
 
2021-10-22 9:27:44 AM  
Biatch, I know plenty of transgender women that are horses, and they're awesome.
 
2021-10-22 9:27:48 AM  
If they are the best person for the job....why would you let something stupid like gender stop you from nominating them?
 
2021-10-22 9:28:14 AM  

Diogenes: "They're daring you to sit there and not say this is ridiculous. But it is, sorry. It is ridiculous."

Why?  What's her gender identity have to do with her ability to do the job?

And a horse would be a better appointee or nomination than any of the chucklefarks Trump had.


Conservatives can only ever think with their genders, not having real-time access to any actual grey-matter to speak of.
 
2021-10-22 9:29:03 AM  
Um, not necesarily. Ghomert might be equating Biden to a mad Roman emperor who made his horse a senator. He could be talking about leadership by a delusional dictator.
 
2021-10-22 9:30:46 AM  
Carlson always speaks down to his audience, sets the bar for unfunny self-appointed comedian.
 
2021-10-22 9:30:48 AM  

animal color: He's a twink.


Gimp.
 
2021-10-22 9:30:58 AM  

Purple_Urkle: If it weren't for his horse, Tucker Carlson wouldn't have spent that year in college.


IHOP (The International House of Pancakes)
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Tucker Carlson is trying to kill Americans with aneurysms.
 
2021-10-22 9:31:06 AM  
So the president now appoints the gender of male admirals and female admirals?  Here I thought he you know, was president while the promotion of officers was left to the service and the gender was a personal decision.

Tucker is just full of interesting facts I never knew before.
 
2021-10-22 9:31:39 AM  

Tyrone Slothrop: Bootleg: So, he's trying to paint his as Caligula, who is rather commonly known for trying to put his horse in the senate. The thing is, you don't promote some random guy off the street to flag officer, This was someone who was already an officer, and had been an officer for 25+ years.

/Also, while trying to look up which disease Caligula had, I stumbled across this line in Wiki:
"contemporaries of Caligula, describe him as an insane emperor who was self-absorbed, short-tempered, killed on a whim, and indulged in too much spending and sex.[102] He is accused of sleeping with other men's wives and bragging about it,[103] killing for mere amusement,[104] deliberately wasting money on his bridge, causing starvation,[54] and wanting a statue of himself in the Temple of Jerusalem for his worship.[98]"
//It DOES kinda sound like a president was acting like him, doesn't it?
///Weird how the projection rule holds true.

I've been assured that all that was written by Caligula's enemies, and that he was a normal guy (for a Roman emperor).

\oddly, they never give any sources for their claims


Granted, but on the other hand what's going to be remembered about this time in 2k years? How many of Trump's antics (Or any other president) are going to be handwaved as "Well, it must be opposition exaggeration. No country would elect a man that bragged about grabbing women's cats. What does that even mean, anyway?"
 
2021-10-22 9:32:16 AM  
Associate Justice Horse would be a significant improvement over most of the other justices.

/he always votes "neigh"
 
2021-10-22 9:32:21 AM  

Bootleg: So, he's trying to paint his as Caligula, who is rather commonly known for trying to put his horse in the senate.


Caligula means "little boots".
Little hands... Little boots

It's a subtle reversal with a historical jibe, from somebody clever.

But Tucker brought up the idea of a horse simply because he's a girl who dreams of horses.

To paraphrase George Carlin, that Tucker is a weirdo.
 
2021-10-22 9:33:45 AM  
How long will it be before Fox News hires a human to host Carlson's show?

DIAF, Tucker
 
2021-10-22 9:34:11 AM  
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2021-10-22 9:34:32 AM  

Spice Must Flow: Bootleg: So, he's trying to paint his as Caligula, who is rather commonly known for trying to put his horse in the senate.

Caligula means "little boots".
Little hands... Little boots

It's a subtle reversal with a historical jibe, from somebody clever.

But Tucker brought up the idea of a horse simply because he's a girl who dreams of horses.

To paraphrase George Carlin, that Tucker is a weirdo.


Omg horse girls.

I went to private school.

Rich biatch horse coonts ARE a Tucker demographic.
 
2021-10-22 9:34:45 AM  
I checked in on 4chan a couple of nights ago and this is the subject of like half the threads on /pol/.

The average conservative shiatbag thinks more about transgendered people in a day than I have in my entire life. I'm pretty sure they're all going to start karyotyping potential mates before dating in the near future.
 
2021-10-22 9:35:38 AM  

Purple_Urkle: If it weren't for his horse, Tucker Carlson wouldn't have spent that year in college.


would still be a virgin.
 
2021-10-22 9:38:42 AM  

Tyrone Slothrop: Bootleg: So, he's trying to paint his as Caligula, who is rather commonly known for trying to put his horse in the senate. The thing is, you don't promote some random guy off the street to flag officer, This was someone who was already an officer, and had been an officer for 25+ years.

/Also, while trying to look up which disease Caligula had, I stumbled across this line in Wiki:
"contemporaries of Caligula, describe him as an insane emperor who was self-absorbed, short-tempered, killed on a whim, and indulged in too much spending and sex.[102] He is accused of sleeping with other men's wives and bragging about it,[103] killing for mere amusement,[104] deliberately wasting money on his bridge, causing starvation,[54] and wanting a statue of himself in the Temple of Jerusalem for his worship.[98]"
//It DOES kinda sound like a president was acting like him, doesn't it?
///Weird how the projection rule holds true.

I've been assured that all that was written by Caligula's enemies, and that he was a normal guy (for a Roman emperor).

\oddly, they never give any sources for their claims


Mary Beard doesn't source her material. You heard it from Bootleg first!
 
2021-10-22 9:39:34 AM  

Bootleg: So, he's trying to paint his as Caligula,


i'm not going to watch it. was it really a caligula reference? i was gonna say he's too dumb to be making one.
/and i've heard some historians think we're swallowing old roman propaganda when we believe a lotta that stuff about caligula. history by the victors and all. same with cleopatra.
 
2021-10-22 9:40:40 AM  

Koodz: I checked in on 4chan a couple of nights ago and this is the subject of like half the threads on /pol/.

The average conservative shiatbag thinks more about transgendered people in a day than I have in my entire life. I'm pretty sure they're all going to start karyotyping potential mates before dating in the near future.


They are all getting rejected by trans people on Grindr, quite a few of them today/tonight given that's it's Friday
 
2021-10-22 9:41:43 AM  
I am tired of this crap. So farking tired. Tired of entitled cis men and women sitting there passing judgment on us, mocking us, dehumanizing us.

Transitioning is one of the most difficult things you can imagine, fear is a constant. Fear of how the family will react. Fear of how the job will react and Fear how the public will react. Add in the fear of being arrested for using a bathroom, fear of being followed, beaten or killed. Add in a dash of the internal struggles that have to be faced daily and you start to understand how strong a person it takes

Trust me when I tell you. When you meet someone who has transitioned they have been through some shiat and if there was any way I could live an authentic life without going everything I have to endure I would. This shiat is farking hard and bastards like this belittle us when one month in my shoes would destroy him.

In case there was anyone who was unsure. This is why we called Chappel out, this is why we called the creamcicle of hate's administration out. We are the currenst target in the culture wars and it is exhausting.
 
2021-10-22 9:42:34 AM  

dirkfunk: Tyrone Slothrop: Bootleg: So, he's trying to paint his as Caligula, who is rather commonly known for trying to put his horse in the senate. The thing is, you don't promote some random guy off the street to flag officer, This was someone who was already an officer, and had been an officer for 25+ years.

/Also, while trying to look up which disease Caligula had, I stumbled across this line in Wiki:
"contemporaries of Caligula, describe him as an insane emperor who was self-absorbed, short-tempered, killed on a whim, and indulged in too much spending and sex.[102] He is accused of sleeping with other men's wives and bragging about it,[103] killing for mere amusement,[104] deliberately wasting money on his bridge, causing starvation,[54] and wanting a statue of himself in the Temple of Jerusalem for his worship.[98]"
//It DOES kinda sound like a president was acting like him, doesn't it?
///Weird how the projection rule holds true.

I've been assured that all that was written by Caligula's enemies, and that he was a normal guy (for a Roman emperor).

\oddly, they never give any sources for their claims

Mary Beard doesn't source her material. You heard it from Bootleg first!


I've watched Mary Beard's documentaries on ancient Rome on CuriosityStream. The source of her materials are literally written in stone. On the walls.
 
2021-10-22 9:43:46 AM  

MattytheMouse: Biatch, I know plenty of transgender women that are horses, and they're awesome.


You always give a unique perspective to the issues.

I had a boss who listened to Rush Limbaugh religiously and ranted daily about "all that money" the military is spending on gender reassignment surgery. Millions a day, to hear him describe it. After a few weeks of this same daily rant, I asked him why he was opposed to women doing that to join the army.

He got quiet for a while, changed the subject, and never mentioned that topic again around me.
 
2021-10-22 9:44:28 AM  

evilmousse: Bootleg: So, he's trying to paint his as Caligula,

i'm not going to watch it. was it really a caligula reference? i was gonna say he's too dumb to be making one.
/and i've heard some historians think we're swallowing old roman propaganda when we believe a lotta that stuff about caligula. history by the victors and all. same with cleopatra.


The horse line is "And so you have to ask yourself, how long will it be before Joe Biden appoints his horse to the Supreme Court?", which seems like a reference to Caligula, as I don't know anyone else that supposedly appointed their horse to a government position.

/Maybe he's just playing a lot of Crusader Kings recently?
 
2021-10-22 9:44:50 AM  
Hey now.  Horse comparisons are only allowed for AOC.
 
2021-10-22 9:48:10 AM  

dericwater: dirkfunk: Tyrone Slothrop: Bootleg: So, he's trying to paint his as Caligula, who is rather commonly known for trying to put his horse in the senate. The thing is, you don't promote some random guy off the street to flag officer, This was someone who was already an officer, and had been an officer for 25+ years.

/Also, while trying to look up which disease Caligula had, I stumbled across this line in Wiki:
"contemporaries of Caligula, describe him as an insane emperor who was self-absorbed, short-tempered, killed on a whim, and indulged in too much spending and sex.[102] He is accused of sleeping with other men's wives and bragging about it,[103] killing for mere amusement,[104] deliberately wasting money on his bridge, causing starvation,[54] and wanting a statue of himself in the Temple of Jerusalem for his worship.[98]"
//It DOES kinda sound like a president was acting like him, doesn't it?
///Weird how the projection rule holds true.

I've been assured that all that was written by Caligula's enemies, and that he was a normal guy (for a Roman emperor).

\oddly, they never give any sources for their claims

Mary Beard doesn't source her material. You heard it from Bootleg first!

I've watched Mary Beard's documentaries on ancient Rome on CuriosityStream. The source of her materials are literally written in stone. On the walls.


She's the main proponent, or at least a major proponent of the "Caligula's reputation is probably exaggerated due to his relationship with the senate" wing of ancient history. She is also probably also the greatest living Roman historian. And she wrote an entire book on Caligula including all of the reasons that she believes that reputation to be exaggerated, as well as covering the reasons some historians believe suetonius. But Bootleg is clearly a better source.
 
2021-10-22 9:49:50 AM  
Conservatives spend entirely too much energy thinking about other peoples genitals.
 
2021-10-22 9:51:31 AM  
At least Associate Justice Incitatus won't be whining whinnying in the public prints how we, the Great Unwashed, misperceive and mischaracterize the nine wise and objective Solons on the court.
 
2021-10-22 9:52:09 AM  

Samfucious: Conservatives spend entirely too much energy thinking about other peoples genitals.


To be fair, so do I. But I'd like to think the way I think about people's genitals is healthier.

Send nudes.
 
2021-10-22 9:52:49 AM  
I'm surprised he thinks Biden as the autonomy to appoint a horse.
 
2021-10-22 9:54:27 AM  

MattytheMouse: Biatch, I know plenty of transgender women that are horses, and they're awesome.


I donno, if I were fur, I'd always assume I'd be some sort of small-ish animal... maybe raccoon or rabbit. But that's probably just me wishing I wasn't so big IRL.

Still, girl fur over human guy, I'd take it in a heartbeat.
 
2021-10-22 9:54:57 AM  
Purple_Urkle:

Omg horse girls.

I went to private school.

Rich biatch horse coonts ARE a Tucker demographic.


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2021-10-22 9:55:09 AM  
I'm always impressed by the Republic party's ability to take the easy way out on every issue.  Poor people?  Screw 'em.  Got used motor oil?   Dump it in the storm drain.  Climate change?  More coal!  People who aren't like us?  Kill them.
 
2021-10-22 9:55:10 AM  

Pants full of macaroni!!: Hey now.  Horse comparisons are only allowed for AOC.


Ugh. I just Googled "AOC Horse" and the amount of desperation by right-wingers to photoshop her face, make her teeth larger, etc. is just pathetic.

I thought the right wing was supposed to be able to meme, but...nope.
 
2021-10-22 9:55:10 AM  
How does this guy leave the house every day without getting his ass kicked on a regular basis. Comparing groups of people to farm animals (especially in this case highly qualified people) seems like the kind of thing that would lead to that.

Also on a much less important note, why does a government public health agency need to use a military rank structure?
 
2021-10-22 9:55:34 AM  
Why does Tucker hate service members?
 
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