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2021-10-22 5:19:31 AM  
He thinks kids' minds will be forever tainted by "squeeze and squirt"? Just wait till this guy finds out about water guns.
 
2021-10-22 5:23:08 AM  
What's he doing to kids?
 
2021-10-22 5:44:27 AM  
I, too, am outraged.
That label should have gone on bottles of ranch dressing.
 
2021-10-22 6:45:36 AM  
Dude. You're telling everyone more about you than you want them to know.
 
2021-10-22 8:18:43 AM  
I think this says more about YOU than it does about the catsup/ketchup.
 
2021-10-22 8:27:45 AM  
Dude, you are eating at Pizza Hut, shut up.
 
2021-10-22 8:34:48 AM  
Slim pickings in the queue today I guess.
 
2021-10-22 8:42:33 AM  
Of all the things I felt the need to be angry about today neither Pizza Hut nor ketchup crossed my mind.
 
2021-10-22 8:42:59 AM  

grokca: Dude, you are eating at Pizza Hut, shut up.


He's putting ketchup on something he ordered at Pizza Hut
 
2021-10-22 9:02:43 AM  
These are the good years
With slogans full of lust
The kids will ask questions
So you should make a fuss
Life is flowing
Like ketchup on pizza crust

/Ketchup
//Ketchup
 
2021-10-22 9:11:50 AM  

shpritz: grokca: Dude, you are eating at Pizza Hut, shut up.

He's putting ketchup on something he ordered at Pizza Hut


Ketchup could only improve 'Pizza Hut' pizza.

My sexism in advertising complaint:
How come they only show men using these.
Don't they know women have sore muscles too?

Fark user imageView Full Size
 
2021-10-22 9:18:05 AM  

fasahd: shpritz: grokca: Dude, you are eating at Pizza Hut, shut up.

He's putting ketchup on something he ordered at Pizza Hut

Ketchup could only improve 'Pizza Hut' pizza.

My sexism in advertising complaint:
How come they only show men using these.
Don't they know women have sore muscles too?

[Fark user image image 300x239]


I would imagine they are trying to stay away from being associated with vibrating sex toys.
 
2021-10-22 9:18:47 AM  
This dude is hella creepy, but since when does Pizza Hut offer anything that requires ketchup?
 
2021-10-22 9:27:24 AM  

Kitty2.0: fasahd: shpritz: grokca: Dude, you are eating at Pizza Hut, shut up.

He's putting ketchup on something he ordered at Pizza Hut

Ketchup could only improve 'Pizza Hut' pizza.

My sexism in advertising complaint:
How come they only show men using these.
Don't they know women have sore muscles too?

[Fark user image image 300x239]

I would imagine they are trying to stay away from being associated with vibrating sex toys.


That doesn't seem like a pro-active business campaign.
 
2021-10-22 9:35:52 AM  

fasahd: Kitty2.0: fasahd: shpritz: grokca: Dude, you are eating at Pizza Hut, shut up.

He's putting ketchup on something he ordered at Pizza Hut

Ketchup could only improve 'Pizza Hut' pizza.

My sexism in advertising complaint:
How come they only show men using these.
Don't they know women have sore muscles too?

[Fark user image image 300x239]

I would imagine they are trying to stay away from being associated with vibrating sex toys.

That doesn't seem like a pro-active business campaign.


If women got the wrong idea and used that thing on their vagina, there would be a ton of, "omg this thing turned my clit into hamburger meat and I'm suing your ass off for not warning me to not do that!"

At any rate, I don't disagree with your point. I do know their target market is focused toward NFL, MLB and NHL.
 
2021-10-22 9:52:42 AM  
Save your anger for mayonnaise and tartar sauce. That's the shiat that deserves anger.
 
2021-10-22 10:04:13 AM  

Kitty2.0: fasahd: Kitty2.0: fasahd: shpritz: grokca: Dude, you are eating at Pizza Hut, shut up.

He's putting ketchup on something he ordered at Pizza Hut

Ketchup could only improve 'Pizza Hut' pizza.

My sexism in advertising complaint:
How come they only show men using these.
Don't they know women have sore muscles too?

[Fark user image image 300x239]

I would imagine they are trying to stay away from being associated with vibrating sex toys.

That doesn't seem like a pro-active business campaign.

If women got the wrong idea and used that thing on their vagina, there would be a ton of, "omg this thing turned my clit into hamburger meat and I'm suing your ass off for not warning me to not do that!"

At any rate, I don't disagree with your point. I do know their target market is focused toward NFL, MLB and NHL.


People can be offended by a damn ketchup label and yes I used it as opportunistic to segway into dark sarcasm but you reminded me of a CSB:

In 2017 at the 'pink rally' opposing Trump, Betty White, already in her 90's took the stage to say this:
Why do they always tell men to grow a pair [of balls]? Balls are sensitive.
They should tell men to grow a pussy. They can take a pounding!
/end thread jack
 
2021-10-22 10:07:08 AM  
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2021-10-22 10:13:39 AM  

shpritz: grokca: Dude, you are eating at Pizza Hut, shut up.

He's putting ketchup on something he ordered at Pizza Hut


WTF is Pizza Hut selling that needs ketchup?
 
2021-10-22 10:14:25 AM  

Kitty2.0: This dude is hella creepy, but since when does Pizza Hut offer anything that requires ketchup?


I think they used to offer potato wedges, a.k.a JoJo's, back in the day. That was back in the early 80s and I haven't been in a Pizza Hut in a loooong time, so I don't know if they still do.
 
2021-10-22 10:18:46 AM  
We could just go back to ignoring idiots.

Nah, let's amplify his voice with an article!
 
2021-10-22 10:19:58 AM  

skyotter: We could just go back to ignoring idiots.

Nah, let's amplify his voice with an article!


I read that as "we could just go back to being idiots" and I was nodding my head.
 
2021-10-22 10:22:12 AM  

Valter: skyotter: We could just go back to ignoring idiots.

Nah, let's amplify his voice with an article!

I read that as "we could just go back to being idiots" and I was nodding my head.


memegenerator.netView Full Size
 
2021-10-22 10:31:13 AM  

ElPrimitivo: Save your anger for mayonnaise and tartar sauce. That's the shiat that deserves anger.


You leave the tartar sauce out of this! It's a perfectly acceptable dipping sauce with fish and chips.

Or on a big boy.
 
2021-10-22 10:31:28 AM  

fasahd: Kitty2.0: fasahd: Kitty2.0: fasahd: shpritz: grokca: Dude, you are eating at Pizza Hut, shut up.

He's putting ketchup on something he ordered at Pizza Hut

Ketchup could only improve 'Pizza Hut' pizza.

My sexism in advertising complaint:
How come they only show men using these.
Don't they know women have sore muscles too?

[Fark user image image 300x239]

I would imagine they are trying to stay away from being associated with vibrating sex toys.

That doesn't seem like a pro-active business campaign.

If women got the wrong idea and used that thing on their vagina, there would be a ton of, "omg this thing turned my clit into hamburger meat and I'm suing your ass off for not warning me to not do that!"

At any rate, I don't disagree with your point. I do know their target market is focused toward NFL, MLB and NHL.

People can be offended by a damn ketchup label and yes I used it as opportunistic to segway into dark sarcasm but you reminded me of a CSB:

In 2017 at the 'pink rally' opposing Trump, Betty White, already in her 90's took the stage to say this:
Why do they always tell men to grow a pair [of balls]? Balls are sensitive.
They should tell men to grow a pussy. They can take a pounding!
/end thread jack


She's a pure delight. I very much enjoy her episodes of Match Game, especially if Fannie Flagg is on the panel.

Annnnd she's older than sliced bread!

Which brings me to another food advertisement issue.

That Sonic commercial with Diabeetus Dad and Judy the Whale explaining that cheese and ground meats have been a thing for centuries so that must mean the cheeseburger has been a thing for that long...totally going through my elbow to get to my b-hole here...but stay with me...

THEY COMPLETELY IGNORE THE HISTORY OF BREAD AND BUNS!!!

It irritates me to no end.
 
2021-10-22 10:34:03 AM  
argument invalid for sitting like a grandma.
 
2021-10-22 10:42:30 AM  
(a.) this is the UK, so even Pizza Hut likely sells amphibious-landing-craft-shaped chips.
(2.) this is farking Hull - the entire tupping city is already inappropriate.
(vi.) oblig.

"It's A Waste!" | Friday Night Dinner
Youtube ILo6p7-RDw4
 
2021-10-22 10:48:27 AM  

kmgenesis23: shpritz: grokca: Dude, you are eating at Pizza Hut, shut up.

He's putting ketchup on something he ordered at Pizza Hut

WTF is Pizza Hut selling that needs ketchup?


They use that to sauce the pizzas.
 
2021-10-22 10:54:51 AM  

Axeofjudgement: ElPrimitivo: Save your anger for mayonnaise and tartar sauce. That's the shiat that deserves anger.

You leave the tartar sauce out of this! It's a perfectly acceptable dipping sauce with fish and chips.

Or on a big boy.


Time Bandits - It's evil, don't touch it!
Youtube QKGbguoildA
 
2021-10-22 11:10:50 AM  

kmgenesis23: shpritz: grokca: Dude, you are eating at Pizza Hut, shut up.

He's putting ketchup on something he ordered at Pizza Hut

WTF is Pizza Hut selling that needs ketchup?



They sell fries. The takeout only location by me also has onion rings.
A lot of Pizza Hut hate in here. I like pizza hut.
 
2021-10-22 11:13:57 AM  

fasahd: shpritz: grokca: Dude, you are eating at Pizza Hut, shut up.

He's putting ketchup on something he ordered at Pizza Hut

Ketchup could only improve 'Pizza Hut' pizza.

My sexism in advertising complaint:
How come they only show men using these.
Don't they know women have sore muscles too?

[Fark user image 300x239]


Hey now, their BBQ Pizza is tha' diggity!
 
2021-10-22 11:16:58 AM  

abhorrent1: kmgenesis23: shpritz: grokca: Dude, you are eating at Pizza Hut, shut up.

He's putting ketchup on something he ordered at Pizza Hut

WTF is Pizza Hut selling that needs ketchup?


They sell fries. The takeout only location by me also has onion rings.
A lot of Pizza Hut hate in here. I like pizza hut.



Wait - really? Are onion rings battered or breaded?

This is important.
 
2021-10-22 11:19:10 AM  

fasahd: shpritz: grokca: Dude, you are eating at Pizza Hut, shut up.

He's putting ketchup on something he ordered at Pizza Hut

Ketchup could only improve 'Pizza Hut' pizza.

My sexism in advertising complaint:
How come they only show men using these.
Don't they know women have sore muscles too?

[Fark user image 300x239]


Women have their own workout equipment.

Fark user imageView Full Size
 
2021-10-22 11:27:43 AM  

kmgenesis23: shpritz: grokca: Dude, you are eating at Pizza Hut, shut up.

He's putting ketchup on something he ordered at Pizza Hut

WTF is Pizza Hut selling that needs ketchup?


They have salad on the menu.
 
2021-10-22 11:32:44 AM  

casey17: abhorrent1: kmgenesis23: shpritz: grokca: Dude, you are eating at Pizza Hut, shut up.

He's putting ketchup on something he ordered at Pizza Hut

WTF is Pizza Hut selling that needs ketchup?


They sell fries. The takeout only location by me also has onion rings.
A lot of Pizza Hut hate in here. I like pizza hut.


Wait - really? Are onion rings battered or breaded?

This is important.


Battered.
It's been a while and I don't see it on the menu anymore but they used have an appetizer sampler platter thing. It came with cheese sticks, O-rings and wings. BWW had something similar that they also got rid of for some reason. Theirs included nachos too.
 
2021-10-22 11:34:49 AM  

casey17: abhorrent1: kmgenesis23: shpritz: grokca: Dude, you are eating at Pizza Hut, shut up.

He's putting ketchup on something he ordered at Pizza Hut

WTF is Pizza Hut selling that needs ketchup?


They sell fries. The takeout only location by me also has onion rings.
A lot of Pizza Hut hate in here. I like pizza hut.


Wait - really? Are onion rings battered or breaded?

This is important.


it truly is!

/battered FTMFW
 
2021-10-22 11:35:36 AM  

abhorrent1: Battered.
It's been a while and I don't see it on the menu anymore but they used have an appetizer sampler platter thing. It came with cheese sticks, O-rings and wings. BWW had something similar that they also got rid of for some reason. Theirs included nachos too.


awesome-sauce!
 
2021-10-22 11:43:37 AM  
Fake! More made up bullshiat from the British tabloids. Some guy saw the catchup bottle, made up a story,  posed for the picture and got it printed in the paper. Life is good in Hull.
 
2021-10-22 11:53:12 AM  

abhorrent1: casey17: abhorrent1: kmgenesis23: shpritz: grokca: Dude, you are eating at Pizza Hut, shut up.

He's putting ketchup on something he ordered at Pizza Hut

WTF is Pizza Hut selling that needs ketchup?


They sell fries. The takeout only location by me also has onion rings.
A lot of Pizza Hut hate in here. I like pizza hut.


Wait - really? Are onion rings battered or breaded?

This is important.

Battered.
It's been a while and I don't see it on the menu anymore but they used have an appetizer sampler platter thing. It came with cheese sticks, O-rings and wings. BWW had something similar that they also got rid of for some reason. Theirs included nachos too.


Daaaamn....I might be ordering from Pizza Hut tonight! BBQ pizza & onion rings!
 
2021-10-22 11:55:58 AM  

tintar: casey17: abhorrent1: kmgenesis23: shpritz: grokca: Dude, you are eating at Pizza Hut, shut up.

He's putting ketchup on something he ordered at Pizza Hut

WTF is Pizza Hut selling that needs ketchup?


They sell fries. The takeout only location by me also has onion rings.
A lot of Pizza Hut hate in here. I like pizza hut.


Wait - really? Are onion rings battered or breaded?

This is important.

it truly is!

/battered FTMFW


For cereal! If it's breaded & not battered, I don't want it.

That goes for mushrooms, onion rings & Long John Silver's Chicken Planks. Man, I miss those.
 
2021-10-22 12:06:42 PM  

Kitty2.0: fasahd: Kitty2.0: fasahd: Kitty2.0: fasahd: shpritz: grokca: Dude, you are eating at Pizza Hut, shut up.

He's putting ketchup on something he ordered at Pizza Hut

Ketchup could only improve 'Pizza Hut' pizza.

My sexism in advertising complaint:
How come they only show men using these.
Don't they know women have sore muscles too?

[Fark user image image 300x239]

I would imagine they are trying to stay away from being associated with vibrating sex toys.

That doesn't seem like a pro-active business campaign.

If women got the wrong idea and used that thing on their vagina, there would be a ton of, "omg this thing turned my clit into hamburger meat and I'm suing your ass off for not warning me to not do that!"

At any rate, I don't disagree with your point. I do know their target market is focused toward NFL, MLB and NHL.

People can be offended by a damn ketchup label and yes I used it as opportunistic to segway into dark sarcasm but you reminded me of a CSB:

In 2017 at the 'pink rally' opposing Trump, Betty White, already in her 90's took the stage to say this:
Why do they always tell men to grow a pair [of balls]? Balls are sensitive.
They should tell men to grow a pussy. They can take a pounding!
/end thread jack

She's a pure delight. I very much enjoy her episodes of Match Game, especially if Fannie Flagg is on the panel.

Annnnd she's older than sliced bread!

Which brings me to another food advertisement issue.

That Sonic commercial with Diabeetus Dad and Judy the Whale explaining that cheese and ground meats have been a thing for centuries so that must mean the cheeseburger has been a thing for that long...totally going through my elbow to get to my b-hole here...but stay with me...

THEY COMPLETELY IGNORE THE HISTORY OF BREAD AND BUNS!!!

It irritates me to no end.

 
2021-10-22 12:19:12 PM  

fasahd: Kitty2.0: fasahd: Kitty2.0: fasahd: Kitty2.0: fasahd: shpritz: grokca: Dude, you are eating at Pizza Hut, shut up.

He's putting ketchup on something he ordered at Pizza Hut

Ketchup could only improve 'Pizza Hut' pizza.

My sexism in advertising complaint:
How come they only show men using these.
Don't they know women have sore muscles too?

[Fark user image image 300x239]

I would imagine they are trying to stay away from being associated with vibrating sex toys.

That doesn't seem like a pro-active business campaign.

If women got the wrong idea and used that thing on their vagina, there would be a ton of, "omg this thing turned my clit into hamburger meat and I'm suing your ass off for not warning me to not do that!"

At any rate, I don't disagree with your point. I do know their target market is focused toward NFL, MLB and NHL.

People can be offended by a damn ketchup label and yes I used it as opportunistic to segway into dark sarcasm but you reminded me of a CSB:

In 2017 at the 'pink rally' opposing Trump, Betty White, already in her 90's took the stage to say this:
Why do they always tell men to grow a pair [of balls]? Balls are sensitive.
They should tell men to grow a pussy. They can take a pounding!
/end thread jack

She's a pure delight. I very much enjoy her episodes of Match Game, especially if Fannie Flagg is on the panel.

Annnnd she's older than sliced bread!

Which brings me to another food advertisement issue.

That Sonic commercial with Diabeetus Dad and Judy the Whale explaining that cheese and ground meats have been a thing for centuries so that must mean the cheeseburger has been a thing for that long...totally going through my elbow to get to my b-hole here...but stay with me...

THEY COMPLETELY IGNORE THE HISTORY OF BREAD AND BUNS!!!

It irritates me to no end.


And everyone knows you can't have a proper discussion on the history of buns without acknowledging Sir Mix-a-Lot's contributions.

/shake that ketchup and squirt it on your buns
//to make sure they're moist
 
2021-10-22 12:19:21 PM  

casey17: abhorrent1: casey17: abhorrent1: kmgenesis23: shpritz: grokca: Dude, you are eating at Pizza Hut, shut up.

He's putting ketchup on something he ordered at Pizza Hut

WTF is Pizza Hut selling that needs ketchup?


They sell fries. The takeout only location by me also has onion rings.
A lot of Pizza Hut hate in here. I like pizza hut.


Wait - really? Are onion rings battered or breaded?

This is important.

Battered.
It's been a while and I don't see it on the menu anymore but they used have an appetizer sampler platter thing. It came with cheese sticks, O-rings and wings. BWW had something similar that they also got rid of for some reason. Theirs included nachos too.

Daaaamn....I might be ordering from Pizza Hut tonight! BBQ pizza & onion rings!


I don't know if it's location specific or you may need to call. On thing I've noticed is that companies menus seem to be all weird these days for some reason. Things disappear from their menu even though they still offer them. Maybe it's like a secret menu thing or something.

Example: If I try and order for pickup directly from popeye's site, their online menu doesn't have red beans and rice available. But if you order through Uber eats or walk in, you can still get them.

It's weird. The doordash menu for a restaurant might be different from the Uber eats menu for the same restaurant which is different from the restaurant's own site menu. I don't know how all that works but just because you don't see it on a certain app or site, doesn't mean they don't have it.
 
2021-10-22 12:27:19 PM  

abhorrent1: casey17: abhorrent1: casey17: abhorrent1: kmgenesis23: shpritz: grokca: Dude, you are eating at Pizza Hut, shut up.

He's putting ketchup on something he ordered at Pizza Hut

WTF is Pizza Hut selling that needs ketchup?


They sell fries. The takeout only location by me also has onion rings.
A lot of Pizza Hut hate in here. I like pizza hut.


Wait - really? Are onion rings battered or breaded?

This is important.

Battered.
It's been a while and I don't see it on the menu anymore but they used have an appetizer sampler platter thing. It came with cheese sticks, O-rings and wings. BWW had something similar that they also got rid of for some reason. Theirs included nachos too.

Daaaamn....I might be ordering from Pizza Hut tonight! BBQ pizza & onion rings!

I don't know if it's location specific or you may need to call. On thing I've noticed is that companies menus seem to be all weird these days for some reason. Things disappear from their menu even though they still offer them. Maybe it's like a secret menu thing or something.

Example: If I try and order for pickup directly from popeye's site, their online menu doesn't have red beans and rice available. But if you order through Uber eats or walk in, you can still get them.

It's weird. The doordash menu for a restaurant might be different from the Uber eats menu for the same restaurant which is different from the restaurant's own site menu. I don't know how all that works but just because you don't see it on a certain app or site, doesn't mean they don't have it.


Oh, I know. That holds true for a lot of places that don't deliver in my area & I have to use Uber Eats. I'll def call before - thanks again for letting me know about the O-Rings!
 
2021-10-22 12:41:14 PM  

Kitty2.0: This dude is hella creepy, but since when does Pizza Hut offer anything that requires ketchup?


They have fries
 
2021-10-22 1:01:25 PM  
I feel a song coming on
Las Ketchup - The Ketchup Song (Asereje) (Spanglish Version) (Official Video)
Youtube AMT698ArSfQ
 
2021-10-22 2:16:17 PM  

fasahd: segway into dark sarcasm


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2021-10-22 2:22:10 PM  

abhorrent1: cheese sticks, O-rings and wings.


The hell is happening in this thread?

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2021-10-22 3:47:22 PM  

rosekolodny: abhorrent1: cheese sticks, O-rings and wings.

The hell is happening in this thread?


Boisjoly correctly predicted, based on earlier flight data, that the O-rings on the rocket boosters would fail if the shuttle launched in cold weather. Morton Thiokol's managers decided to launch the shuttle despite his warnings.
That's when they took them off the menu.
 
2021-10-22 3:49:43 PM  

fasahd: rosekolodny: abhorrent1: cheese sticks, O-rings and wings.

The hell is happening in this thread?

Boisjoly correctly predicted, based on earlier flight data, that the O-rings on the rocket boosters would fail if the shuttle launched in cold weather. Morton Thiokol's managers decided to launch the shuttle despite his warnings.
That's when they took them off the menu.


Where do you live?  Next time I'm there, I'm buying you a beer.
 
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