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(New Zealand Herald)   NZ PM introducing Red Light districts to help with economic recovery once a region hits 90% vaccinated. Also something about Yellow and Green Lights   (nzherald.co.nz) divider line
    More: Followup, Public health, Vaccine, Vaccination, New Zealand, Māori vaccination rates, Prime Minister Jacinda Ardern, use of vaccine certificates, per cent of its eligible population  
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2021-10-22 6:38:59 AM  
23 votes:
NZ PM introducing Red Light districts

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2021-10-22 6:39:47 AM  
12 votes:
You may move forward when "it" says green light. Stop when "it" says red light. Those still moving after red light will be eliminated.
 
2021-10-22 7:21:02 AM  
7 votes:

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Fill her with medical darts loaded with vaccines
 
2021-10-22 7:14:03 AM  
6 votes:
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2021-10-22 6:48:48 AM  
5 votes:

IDisposable: You may move forward when "it" says green light. Stop when "it" says red light. Those still moving after red light will be eliminated.


Dammit. I was gonna say something about people in the red light district not being able to move.  It would have been very witty and funny.  But you stole my bit. I hope you are happy with yourself.
 
2021-10-22 7:55:00 AM  
5 votes:
Enjoy your left-wing nanny state paradise, you've earned it.
 
2021-10-22 8:08:02 AM  
5 votes:

ColonelCathcart: Enjoy your left-wing nanny state paradise, you've earned it.


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2021-10-22 8:03:25 AM  
3 votes:
If I'm vaccinated, I should be punished because of morons.

Why do people think collective punishment of vaccinated people (mostly liberals, according to Fark) because some percent of morons (mostly conservative white men) can't be arsed to get vaccinated?
 
2021-10-22 8:35:55 AM  
3 votes:

stringbad: Everyone poo-pooed the idea that a young idealist could run a country well. Stand back old people and let Angela Merkel 2: NZ Boogaloo get in front!


Angela has left Germany and Europe in a very bad position. Keep farking that idealist chicken.

/also, Angela was never an idealist but a hard-nosed real politik politician from the center-right, you revisionist moran
 
2021-10-22 6:49:27 AM  
2 votes:

MBooda: NZ PM introducing Red Light districts

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As an Australian, I'll pay that, but only because I still feel shame from the Chappell brothers.
 
2021-10-22 7:46:23 AM  
2 votes:

IDisposable: You may move forward when "it" says green light. Stop when "it" says red light. Those still moving after red light will be eliminated.


And if you eventually lose your marbles over this, then you will also be eliminated.
 
2021-10-22 7:54:54 AM  
2 votes:
Is it a new Zealand to use the term fortnight seriously?
 
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