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2021-10-22 6:12:23 AM  
impromptu shouting match over Black Lives Matter and a wild conspiracy theory about space lasers starting California wildfires.

Yes, space lasers were used because a lit cigarette, smoldering campfire, or lightning strike is just too darn safe, simple, and effective at achieving the end result--we liberals always need a risky, stressful, overly complex challenge when it comes to manipulating the now-dewormed sheeple, so the space laser was an obvious match. Same reason we had Gates stick trackers in the vaccines; tracking cell phones is just too damn easy, effective, and unnoticeable.

Get ready for our next big conspiracy: stealing the 2024 election with cucumbers, avocado toast, and a single box of Franzia, because supporting wildly popular legislation to get people to vote for you legitimately is just way too little work.
 
2021-10-22 6:45:44 AM  
She's just mad because her grift is on a small scale.

Poor poor caveman.
 
2021-10-22 6:46:56 AM  
"I never said that!" shouts person who totally said that.

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2021-10-22 6:51:01 AM  
At least she is finally calling it a riot. Baby steps...
 
2021-10-22 6:57:20 AM  
Jesus, what a steaming pile...
 
2021-10-22 6:59:45 AM  
That headline should describe at least a dozen Republicans, tbh...
 
2021-10-22 7:05:08 AM  
Since when is a test of a congressperson how many committees they sit upon? Isn't that usually a sign of tenure more than anything else?
 
2021-10-22 7:08:06 AM  
Cheney should have told her that crossfit and her stupid pull-ups are a joke.

/space lasers was pretty solid though
 
2021-10-22 7:08:21 AM  

Shaggy_C: Since when is a test of a congressperson how many committees they sit upon? Isn't that usually a sign of tenure more than anything else?


When they get stripped of all committee seats they were on it's a fairly big deal.
 
2021-10-22 7:11:12 AM  
She's literally tfg's biatch.

Literally in the literal sense of the literal word literally.
 
2021-10-22 7:19:13 AM  

sniderman: "I never said that!" shouts person who totally said that.

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She was just asking questions.
 
2021-10-22 7:23:21 AM  
$30 trillion in debt: Caused by Reagan, Bush the lesser, and Trump, and their very stupid policy decisions and grift schemes.  But let's hear what she would have done instead, just for fun (crickets).  Guess who was the last POTUS to balance the budget Margarie?

Lost jobs: where?  Unemployment is now 4.8%, and it's a workers job market.  This is historically low. The only ones complaining are offering below cost of living jobs with variable hours and temp to perm or another stupid arrangement.  Stonks tripled and many older workers simply retired, the workers found stable higher paying jobs.  It's not 2009 anymore snowflakes.  Minimum wage to attract non-prison work is >$15/hour, deal with it.

Vaccine mandates: this is the lowest cost, highest efficacy method to beat the pandemic.  The BioNtech vaccine is FDA approved, free, and abundant.  Anyone saying otherwise is either stupid or a grifter.  MTG is both.

BLM:. Sure MTG, let's hear more about Proud Boy wannabe Kyle Rittenhouse, or the fact that a far right hate group was found to be responsible for the Portland government building attack during a BLM protest, and not members of BLM.  Read the 1619 project lady.

Border crisis:. Really?  Don't we need more migrant labor?  Surely MTG and other good Christians will let these christian refugees seeking asylum inside to fill all those jobs she keeps ranting about, right?  Instead let's call them a caravan of plague rats, dirty brown super-predators who will sell drugs and cause violence, that old chestnut?  Caravans if Clinton voters!!!

But let's not overly criticize serial adulterer, racist, religious bigot MTG who sits on no committees in Congress and hangs out with a suspected pedophile who is under federal investigation and likely faces prison time.   If only there were some sort of history about what happens to those who follow and support #45.

Also, for the people who voted for her there is a special place in hell for you if it exists.  She's a horrible failure of a human being.
 
2021-10-22 7:24:18 AM  

Shaggy_C: Since when is a test of a congressperson how many committees they sit upon? Isn't that usually a sign of tenure more than anything else?


No, its a reflection of their apparent acumen, or lack thereof. She's kept off committee assignments because she's a flaming twit with the worldview of a spoiled 8-year-old, a (generously assuming) fifth grade education, and no apparent factual knowledge of anything at all. She could probably describe in excruciatingly minute detail her preferences for fingernail polish, which hair styling gel she prefers and why, and which politician/pundit/professional jackass that makes her all dreamy and steamy though.

Basically, she's so utterly and completely stupid that nobody wants her opinion on anything. Not even her cohorts in the GOQP. She's pure reactionary toxin and nobody wants to be associated with her under any circumstances.
 
2021-10-22 7:26:04 AM  
I'm going to go crazier than Marj Greene if psychotic baloney keeps preventing me from being nocturnal.

The sleep schedule for the week is 4am to 1 pm.
Is not a symptom of psychosis to be awakened at exact hourly intervals like 7am precisely but that could be done with Havana Syndrome style harassment from Kremlin posing as American "intelligence"*.

I should not be awake right now.
This garbage is interfering with my personal life.

I kind of feel like going utterly berserk like Marj Greene against psychic spies.

I'm a peaceful person but 5 years of this and not being allowed to sleep makes me want to grab any of them by the hair and keep slamming their empty heads against a tile floor. Besides 3 of them told me to kill myself, that's all that matters. Anything a headvoice says is understood as a threat, I don't they don't have my best interests in mind. They've told me they murdered other Americans for fun too. Call it sacrifice and always have gleefully sadistic tones in their voices when discussing harming innocent Americans just because they can.

*aphantasia-cripples, weak brains with poor memory recall, no imagination, inability to sequence events into the future, nothing intelligent or respectable about any of the head voices


/until headvoice spies learn to STFU and leave me alone they're going to get written up on Fark for funnies and public exposure.
//I'm in a stand your ground state right now, it's legal for me to fight trespassers to the death. Stop trespassing in my mind you rapists.
 
2021-10-22 7:35:34 AM  
Then, of course, there's Louie, who will not be overshadowed under any circumstances.

Stupidity shouldn't be a contest.
 
2021-10-22 7:36:11 AM  
I have not seen Rachel in 18 years.
Now fark off aphantasia-cripples!

Your lack of vivid imagination is brain damage from alcohol use.

Never bother me again.
 
2021-10-22 7:39:33 AM  

Purple_Urkle: I'm going to go crazier than Marj Greene if psychotic baloney keeps preventing me from being nocturnal.


Unplug a little. Or a lot. Knowing more about what these assholes are doing and saying most likely doesn't make you any more able to do something about it. There is no value in living in this constant state of apoplexy.
 
2021-10-22 7:40:07 AM  
Greene is absolutely terrified she's going to get a subpoena.
 
2021-10-22 7:40:18 AM  
I keep waiting for one of the fairer gendered congress persons to just punch her. Just cock back and smash her in the nose.
 
2021-10-22 7:42:50 AM  

Purple_Urkle: I have not seen Rachel in 18 years.
Now fark off aphantasia-cripples!

Your lack of vivid imagination is brain damage from alcohol use.

Never bother me again.


You're either going crazy or had a stroke.

I'm not sure which but you need decaf and sunshine. Let it go for a bit.
 
2021-10-22 7:45:55 AM  

Weaver95: Greene is absolutely terrified she's going to get a subpoena.


Have you seen Greene's choice of playmates?

Subpoena would be an upgrade.
 
2021-10-22 7:46:12 AM  
I can't understand what she says.
It sounds like she is choking on a quoque.
 
2021-10-22 7:49:31 AM  

GoldSpider: Purple_Urkle: I'm going to go crazier than Marj Greene if psychotic baloney keeps preventing me from being nocturnal.

Unplug a little. Or a lot. Knowing more about what these assholes are doing and saying most likely doesn't make you any more able to do something about it. There is no value in living in this constant state of apoplexy.


They change in response to posts.

It's part of what's tipping me into the Holy Fark It's Havana Syndrome net.

It's not like today is the first day they farked with my sleep schedule but I'm pissed about it.

I talk to doctors, I take meds, I do everything I'm supposed to do.

Waking me up and forcing sleep is unacceptable. It will get written up. It's unnatural to keep waking up at 00 hour intervals. Never 7:17 or 4:44 always 7:00 or 4:00 or some 00. That really makes it seem like rapey harassment not psychosis.

Just roll with it. Accept that I'll be making these posts until they STFU.

Crazy people can not like Marjorie Greene too.
 
2021-10-22 7:50:40 AM  

GoldSpider: Purple_Urkle: I'm going to go crazier than Marj Greene if psychotic baloney keeps preventing me from being nocturnal.

Unplug a little. Or a lot. Knowing more about what these assholes are doing and saying most likely doesn't make you any more able to do something about it. There is no value in living in this constant state of apoplexy.


Are you kidding?

The Republicans have built their entire sociopolitical philosophy around outrage. It is the only real coin they can trade on. They're the Political equivalent to a mayonnaise and WonderBread sandwich.
 
2021-10-22 7:50:43 AM  
Usually people like her never go farther than ranting at school board meetings and town halls. People like this are the scourge of responsible government.
 
2021-10-22 7:50:49 AM  

Shaggy_C: Since when is a test of a congressperson how many committees they sit upon? Isn't that usually a sign of tenure more than anything else?


"Leave Marjorie Taylor Greene alone!" sobbed the self-proclaimed liberal Democrat.
 
2021-10-22 7:51:45 AM  

My Klezmer Metal Cover Band: Weaver95: Greene is absolutely terrified she's going to get a subpoena.

Have you seen Greene's choice of playmates?

Subpoena would be an upgrade.


Superpoena, Overpoena?
 
2021-10-22 7:52:11 AM  

Deathfrogg: GoldSpider: Purple_Urkle: I'm going to go crazier than Marj Greene if psychotic baloney keeps preventing me from being nocturnal.

Unplug a little. Or a lot. Knowing more about what these assholes are doing and saying most likely doesn't make you any more able to do something about it. There is no value in living in this constant state of apoplexy.

Are you kidding?

The Republicans have built their entire sociopolitical philosophy around outrage. It is the only real coin they can trade on. They're the Political equivalent to a mayonnaise and WonderBread sandwich.


Then we'd be even better off if they followed my advice too.
 
2021-10-22 7:53:31 AM  

Barricaded Gunman: Shaggy_C: Since when is a test of a congressperson how many committees they sit upon? Isn't that usually a sign of tenure more than anything else?

"Leave Marjorie Taylor Greene alone!" sobbed the self-proclaimed liberal Democrat.


Shag's never identified that way to my knowledge.
 
2021-10-22 7:53:51 AM  

Purple_Urkle: Crazy people can not like Marjorie Greene too.


You're not crazy. You're just divergent.

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2021-10-22 7:54:20 AM  

Shaggy_C: Since when is a test of a congressperson how many committees they sit upon? Isn't that usually a sign of tenure more than anything else?


Committee assignments are a measure of political influence, not to mention useful for fundraising. Greene is basically a glorified placeholder these days. Without any committee assignments she's essentially a useless appendage.
 
2021-10-22 7:54:59 AM  
If ever there was public figure deserving of a punch in the mouth on live TV I present...........
 
2021-10-22 7:55:57 AM  

Weaver95: Greene is absolutely terrified she's going to get a subpoena.


Of a sort.
 
2021-10-22 7:55:58 AM  

Night Train to Wakanda: I keep waiting for one of the fairer gendered congress persons to just punch her. Just cock back and smash her in the nose.


I'm waiting for Greene to be invited to speak with the Jan 6 investigation committee.
 
2021-10-22 7:56:44 AM  

Somacandra: Barricaded Gunman: Shaggy_C: Since when is a test of a congressperson how many committees they sit upon? Isn't that usually a sign of tenure more than anything else?

"Leave Marjorie Taylor Greene alone!" sobbed the self-proclaimed liberal Democrat.

Shag's never identified that way to my knowledge.


I've had him/her farkied as: Calls himself an "anti-gun lib" "I'm not an independent. I'm a Liberal Democrat." since forever. It stands out because it's so glaringly, obviously untrue.
 
2021-10-22 7:57:51 AM  
Takes one to know one?

Like I'm a good authority on weirdos who watch cartoons all day.
 
2021-10-22 7:59:35 AM  
Critters can often be cute. She's just filthy vermin.
 
2021-10-22 8:00:23 AM  

Marcos P: Takes one to know one?

Like I'm a good authority on weirdos who watch cartoons all day.


Bugs Bunny is God.
 
2021-10-22 8:05:42 AM  

Deathfrogg: Marcos P: Takes one to know one?

Like I'm a good authority on weirdos who watch cartoons all day.

Bugs Bunny is God.


Ever since I can remember I have preferred Warner Bros to Disney. Bugs and Daffy seem like they would smoke cigars and drink whiskey with you. Mickey and Donald seem like they would roofie you and take your wallet.
 
2021-10-22 8:06:24 AM  
The country would be a much better place if BLM was as violent as she claims it is.
 
2021-10-22 8:09:21 AM  
In the mean time Raskin is probably the smartest congressperson currently in government. Hear that guy talk and you can just smell the intelligence wafting over you.
 
2021-10-22 8:17:09 AM  

sniderman: "I never said that!" shouts person who totally said that.

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Her argument is that she didn't say the phrase "Jewish Space Laser", she only eluded to it by mentioning a bunch of Jewish people and the Rothschild company as being responsible for satellites "beaming" collected energy to Earth either via laser or radio waves, "based on videos and witnesses" she's heard exist of beams coming down from the sky where the fires started.

So yeah, she blamed Jews for starting the wildfire with a space laser, the same way she agreed with someone who called the Parkland shooting a false flag. She claimed that David Hogg visiting congress to lobby for gun reform was funded by Soros as well. She's a detestable piece of shiat.
 
2021-10-22 8:27:06 AM  
If you are reading this then you are smarter than she is. The fact that she's in Congress should make you shudder.
 
2021-10-22 8:31:30 AM  
She is such an unmitigated seaward.  I would be delighted to tell her that to her face if ever given the chance.
 
2021-10-22 8:38:02 AM  

Skyfrog: Critters can often be cute. She's just filthy vermin.


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2021-10-22 8:56:00 AM  

Officer Barrelroll: Cheney should have told her that crossfit and her stupid pull-ups are a joke.

/space lasers was pretty solid though


Nah, let her keep that sloppy form up. She's gonna injure herself, then she might develop some compassion and humility.
 
2021-10-22 9:00:39 AM  

Weaver95: Committee assignments are a measure of political influence, not to mention useful for fundraising. Greene is basically a glorified placeholder these days. Without any committee assignments she's essentially a useless appendage.


I was going to "whatabout other freshmen lawmakers" and then saw that AOC has sat on not one, not two, but three different committees since being elected.

I must have been thinking about the chair positions which, as leadership positions, are given out based on tenure and party loyalty. Simple membership is an expectation of any run of the mill representative. With no committees, she really is worthless. My mistake..!
 
2021-10-22 9:13:41 AM  
"Liz Cheney is a liar, and you can quote me on that," Greene told The Hill. "She's a liar and she's only serving her own interests, which is to tear Trump down."

I see they've moved on from claiming that their opponents want to wreck America, to just being honest and identifying their opponents' crime to simply be opposing Trump.

So, points for honesty, I guess.

These people are monarchists. Pure and simple. And they're just barely trying to hide It anymore.
 
2021-10-22 9:29:26 AM  

Weaver95: Greene is absolutely terrified she's going to get a subpoena.


No, she's not.  She wants one, she NEEDS one.  She's thinking of all the clout that would give her, all the myriad ways she can fundraise off it.  When you think of it in terms of "how can this perpetuate/grow the grift", the answer becomes pretty clear.
 
2021-10-22 9:40:01 AM  
So, we've reached the, "I know you are but what am I," stage in her professional persona.
 
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