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2021-10-21 9:47:29 PM  
well, there it was.

not subby
 
2021-10-21 9:49:22 PM  
Yep, good job subby.
 
2021-10-21 9:54:55 PM  
Poor guy went through his whole life with a perfectly good last name.  Then 2015-2021 happened.  Damn.
 
2021-10-22 2:44:22 AM  
Blue bridge?
 
2021-10-22 3:01:15 AM  

Earguy: Poor guy went through his whole life with a perfectly good last name.  Then 2015-2021 happened.  Damn.


Like people named Alexa or Karen or Isis, they didn't ask for this shiat.
 
2021-10-22 3:17:33 AM  

nytmare: Earguy: Poor guy went through his whole life with a perfectly good last name.  Then 2015-2021 happened.  Damn.

Like people named Alexa or Karen or Isis, they didn't ask for this shiat.


Or Michael Bolton
 
2021-10-22 3:23:53 AM  
That's when you get married and take your partner's name.
Hell I almost took my ex's last name when we were married.  My last name is bland and dumb hers is Roxa which would sound awesome at the end of mine, and it would have driven my parents crazy.
 
2021-10-22 3:26:05 AM  
Okay, was this a hit and run? They've identified the make and year of the vehicle, and they're asking if anyone has more info.
 
2021-10-22 3:27:53 AM  
Well that...is an unfortunate name....
 
2021-10-22 3:28:18 AM  
*looks at headline*

Why? it's not like there's anything vital to their survival in those skulls anyway.
 
2021-10-22 3:58:41 AM  

nytmare: Earguy: Poor guy went through his whole life with a perfectly good last name.  Then 2015-2021 happened.  Damn.

Like people named Alexa or Karen or Isis, they didn't ask for this shiat.


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2021-10-22 4:11:21 AM  

Gordon Bennett: nytmare: Earguy: Poor guy went through his whole life with a perfectly good last name.  Then 2015-2021 happened.  Damn.

Like people named Alexa or Karen or Isis, they didn't ask for this shiat.

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One of my daughters had a classmate named Isis in Kindergarten. ~2013/14. Poor girl. She had to be taken out of school over hateful parents and snide remarks from the other classmates.
 
2021-10-22 4:25:33 AM  

wildcardjack: Okay, was this a hit and run? They've identified the make and year of the vehicle, and they're asking if anyone has more info.


In fatal collisions the police are going to ask for any witnesses possible to come forward with information, it's not unusual in the least.
 
2021-10-22 7:08:58 AM  

Vtimlin: nytmare: Earguy: Poor guy went through his whole life with a perfectly good last name.  Then 2015-2021 happened.  Damn.

Like people named Alexa or Karen or Isis, they didn't ask for this shiat.

Or Michael Bolton


Or Matt Gertz
 
2021-10-22 7:58:53 AM  
Goddamn. With a name like that, he probably swerved into traffic intentionally. Poor bastard.
 
2021-10-22 8:01:49 AM  

Vtimlin: nytmare: Earguy: Poor guy went through his whole life with a perfectly good last name.  Then 2015-2021 happened.  Damn.

Like people named Alexa or Karen or Isis, they didn't ask for this shiat.

Or Michael Bolton


Just think of having to go thru life with a name like Gene Masseth.
 
2021-10-22 8:47:16 AM  

Earguy: Poor guy went through his whole life with a perfectly good last name.  Then 2015-2021 happened.  Damn.

Somewhere in Cleveland /
There's a guy named Al Kida /
K - I - D - A /
He's freaking out


Dan Bern "Talkin Al Kida Blues"
 
2021-10-22 8:50:44 AM  
Subby you're going to hell
 
zez
2021-10-22 9:00:44 AM  
A witness told police they had seen Maga stumbling in the roadway before the crash

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2021-10-22 10:26:24 AM  
amateur
 
2021-10-22 12:40:40 PM  
Yeah... Small town Michigan, 2008 Dodge, seen stumbling in roadway BEFORE the crash...

Very possibly a name change. We got any lawyers with MI court records access?
 
2021-10-22 12:46:45 PM  
Subby, you magnificent bastard. Well done.

HOTY, anyone?
 
2021-10-22 1:59:23 PM  

omg bbq: That's when you get married and take your partner's name.
Hell I almost took my ex's last name when we were married.  My last name is bland and dumb hers is Roxa which would sound awesome at the end of mine, and it would have driven my parents crazy.


Omg Bbq Roxa

...yep, that would drive me crazy, too.  LOL
 
2021-10-22 3:03:01 PM  

omg bbq: That's when you get married and take your partner's name.
Hell I almost took my ex's last name when we were married.  My last name is bland and dumb hers is Roxa which would sound awesome at the end of mine, and it would have driven my parents crazy.


You're allowed to change your name by filing the proper paperwork and paying the associated fees at any time in your adult life.

Also, I could have named either one of my children Princess Butternut Squash as their full name. I don't think my sons would have appreciated it, but I could have done it.
 
2021-10-22 4:21:03 PM  
said Mike Jester, Blackman-Leoni Department of Public Safety director.

Is he funny to you? Like some kind of clown?
 
2021-10-22 4:49:46 PM  

Begoggle: said Mike Jester, Blackman-Leoni Department of Public Safety director.

Is he funny to you? Like some kind of clown?


Just your average Halloween costume.

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2021-10-23 12:08:39 AM  

nytmare: Earguy: Poor guy went through his whole life with a perfectly good last name.  Then 2015-2021 happened.  Damn.

Like people named Alexa or Karen or Isis, they didn't ask for this shiat.


Those Karens had it coming

/every. last. one.
 
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