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(Independent)   That anti-vax couple who died leaving five kids behind are not really dead, according to anti-vaxxers who are a totally reliable source   (independent.co.uk) divider line
    More: Facepalm, Death, Vaccine, Kevin Mitchem, 48-year-old husband, Vaccination, Life, Mr Mitchem's younger brother, medical staff  
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2021-10-21 7:24:16 PM  
Instead, they're now living the dream of all parents of 5 children
 
2021-10-21 7:26:06 PM  
Don't like reality? Just make some shiat up.
 
2021-10-21 9:12:57 PM  
They're flying around in Air Force One with Donald Trump looking for child traffickers or some such thing.

Can't prove it though. That would be unpatriotic.
 
2021-10-21 9:42:09 PM  

Bslim: Don't like reality? Just make some shiat up.


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2021-10-21 10:30:48 PM  
They're on the tropical island with the winning contestants from the running man.
 
2021-10-21 11:13:09 PM  

labman: They're on the tropical island with the winning contestants from the running man.


thanks for the laugh
 
2021-10-21 11:15:06 PM  
They're just sleeping?
 
2021-10-21 11:15:36 PM  
Merely crisis actors.
 
2021-10-21 11:18:49 PM  
They're on Epstein's island with Herman Cain and all those right wing radio guys who allegedly died of COVID.
 
2021-10-21 11:19:48 PM  

Cafe Threads: Bslim: Don't like reality? Just make some shiat up.

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I like your new av
 
2021-10-21 11:22:28 PM  
He liked to listen to different memes he would see

I too like to listen to different memes I see, but I treat them as a comedy program. NOT the nightly news.
 
2021-10-21 11:23:11 PM  

Cafe Threads: Bslim: Don't like reality? Just make some shiat up.

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Nope, September 2008.

LHC put us on this f*cking alternate timeline that doesn't make any damn sense
 
2021-10-21 11:23:38 PM  

Nonrepeating Rotating Binary: They're on Epstein's island with Herman Cain and all those right wing radio guys who allegedly died of COVID.


And one Predator that's been having a hell of a good time

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2021-10-21 11:24:18 PM  

labman: They're on the tropical island with the winning contestants from the running man.


Tahiti?  It's a magical place!
 
2021-10-21 11:25:29 PM  

Ragin' Asian: They're just sleeping?


Probably just pining for the fjords.
 
2021-10-21 11:25:33 PM  

Monty_Zoncolan: Instead, they're now living the dream of all parents of 5 children


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/i took the easy way out: 0
 
2021-10-21 11:26:00 PM  
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2021-10-21 11:26:25 PM  
WHAT IS THAT AGGRESSIVE PAYWALL NONSENSE, MODMINS??!!
 
2021-10-21 11:29:13 PM  
Republican rule #1:
Lie. All the time.

Rule #2
See rule #1
 
2021-10-21 11:31:41 PM  
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2021-10-21 11:35:05 PM  

Bslim: Don't like reality? Just make some shiat up.


You just described every religion that exists and has ever existed.
 
2021-10-21 11:40:15 PM  

Sawdust and Mildew: They're flying around in Air Force One with Donald Trump looking for child traffickers or some such thing.

Can't prove it though. That would be unpatriotic.


Need a new supplier since Epstein's death?
 
2021-10-21 11:43:23 PM  
Registration required to rtfa? EABOD Subby
 
2021-10-21 11:48:32 PM  

Nonrepeating Rotating Binary: and all those right wing radio guys who allegedly died of COVID.


Awh I was just waking up to a rough morning and thinking about how covid has cut through right wing shock jocks like a farking MOAB brought a smile to my face.


Thank you.
 
2021-10-21 11:57:59 PM  

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Beautiful.
 
2021-10-21 11:58:44 PM  

BlazeTrailer: Sawdust and Mildew: They're flying around in Air Force One with Donald Trump looking for child traffickers or some such thing.

Can't prove it though. That would be unpatriotic.

Need a new supplier since Epstein's death?


Please excuse Epstein from this thread.

Signed,

Epstein's Mother
 
2021-10-22 12:00:03 AM  

anuran: Registration required to rtfa? EABOD Subby


It's the Independent.  You don't have to register, you just have to click the button near there that says "I'll try again later" or "some other time" or some such similar thing.  The Guardian does the same thing.
 
2021-10-22 12:06:20 AM  
It's just the brother saying that they dont link to quotes or anything from anyone else in the antibacterial community. It's a pretty lousy article even by tabloid standards.
 
2021-10-22 12:20:38 AM  

Bslim: Don't like reality? Just make some shiat up.


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2021-10-22 12:33:22 AM  

Nicholas D. Wolfwood: labman: They're on the tropical island with the winning contestants from the running man.

Tahiti? It's a magical place!


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And we're off to Haiti.....

/ Not Haiti!
// TAHITI!
/// I ♥ wrong numbers
 
2021-10-22 12:34:27 AM  

Nicholas D. Wolfwood: labman: They're on the tropical island with the winning contestants from the running man.

Tahiti?  It's a magical place!


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2021-10-22 12:41:15 AM  

Prof. Frink: Nicholas D. Wolfwood: labman: They're on the tropical island with the winning contestants from the running man.

Tahiti?  It's a magical place!

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2021-10-22 1:00:31 AM  
It's a miracle.
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2021-10-22 1:17:50 AM  

gameshowhost: Monty_Zoncolan: Instead, they're now living the dream of all parents of 5 children

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/i took the easy way out: 0


Could be worse.

You could have someone else's kids.
 
2021-10-22 1:31:40 AM  
So your saying there are kids available to be sold
 
2021-10-22 1:38:26 AM  
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2021-10-22 1:40:13 AM  
Saying "fake news" is 100% proof that you're a Trump dick sucking moron.
 
2021-10-22 1:45:59 AM  

labman: They're on the tropical island with the winning contestants from the running man.


Whitman, Price, and Haddad?
 
2021-10-22 2:05:12 AM  
Bring out your dead!
 
2021-10-22 2:17:20 AM  
He liked to listen to different memes he would see

Sorry if this is in bad taste, but while that's touching, it doesn't pass the smell test.
 
2021-10-22 2:27:02 AM  
And of course there's a gofundme...

This couple didn't listen to anything outside of their echo chamber. Brother try's to reason with you? Toss some FB memes that refute anything you don't agree with. Sister-in-Law is a medical practitioner? What does she know; after all, I "did my own research" (which consists solely of FB memes).

And now comes the throngs of folks saying "fake news", which is basically right-wing speak for "this disagrees with my world view".

I feel bad for the kids, they deserved better than this.
 
2021-10-22 3:12:30 AM  
Anyone is a crisis actor if you are dumb enough.
 
2021-10-22 3:28:19 AM  
Sceptics? I might be ignorant on some various spellings but isn't it skeptic?
 
2021-10-22 3:52:16 AM  

Badafuco: Sceptics? I might be ignorant on some various spellings but isn't it skeptic?


yes.
 
2021-10-22 4:36:07 AM  
I've seen this show.
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2021-10-22 5:00:13 AM  

Badafuco: Sceptics? I might be ignorant on some various spellings but isn't it skeptic?


It's a triple word portmanteau.

Septic x Cum x Skeptic =
 
2021-10-22 5:20:29 AM  
It is not worth TOO much time to think about, but anyone brought up in LEFT BEHIND lore and this whole rapture thing and end of the world stuff has a pretty fecund little furrow into which seeds of doubt can be sown.

It all fits. This growing insistence among politicians, billionaires, athiests, intellectuals, and liberals... an unreasonable and strangely strong desire that EVERYONE receive this vaccination cooked up by big corporations, some of them controlled by foreign interests, and thereby receiving the MARK OF THE BEAST for life. Even the Pope is in on it... As one might expect. Satanic Panic!

And you know, if you don't get the mark of the beast, then you lose access to medical care, your job, restaurants, retail establishments, rights to travel, etc. The government will take your guns and your kids from you. Total mark of the beast stuff, just like I was told in Sunday school.

Here is the language they are speaking, "Satan's minions are trying to get parents to accept the mark of the beast by making them think it is the only way to care for their children and provide for them. Satan wants people to give up their faith and accept the MARK."

But in the middle of Satan's onslaught, there are still true believers, most of them white Christians, who still have faith and will not receive the mark, even under pain of death. Despite the persecution. Keepers of the flock, whether law enforcement officers or religious leaders.

Anyway, it is precisely this kind of thing that was going to happen sooner or later. Dominionists thought it was going to be social security numbers, credit card numbers, or IP addresses. When those turned out to be more or less benign and not so useful to Satan, along came COVID19 to end the world, bring the tribulation, and all the rest.

From a certain perspective, what most of us here interpret as reality is being seen as a scary narrative of Satan taking over the world.  It is a war for our souls being fought on the nightly news.
 
2021-10-22 6:45:46 AM  

Badafuco: Sceptics? I might be ignorant on some various spellings but isn't it skeptic?


Sceptic is the correct spelling in most of the English-speaking world.

North America has to be different. Something to do with the metric system probably.
 
2021-10-22 6:48:24 AM  

crumblecat: Badafuco: Sceptics? I might be ignorant on some various spellings but isn't it skeptic?

Sceptic is the correct spelling in most of the English-speaking world.

North America has to be different. Something to do with the metric system probably.


An abortive attempt at spelling reform in the late 19th/early 20th
 
2021-10-22 7:05:31 AM  

Badafuco: Sceptics? I might be ignorant on some various spellings but isn't it skeptic?


Well, you could be right about that, but i have my doubts.
 
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