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(NBC News)   Turns out that pile of bones was just dirty Laundrie   (nbcnews.com) divider line
    More: Obvious, Federal Bureau of Investigation, Law enforcement agency, Brian Laundrie, U.S. Immigration and Customs Enforcement, Gabby Petito's fiancé, Special agent, Police, Partial remains  
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2021-10-21 6:27:48 PM  
*chefs kiss* well done subby
 
2021-10-21 6:27:51 PM  
I bet a snek got him.

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2021-10-21 6:28:24 PM  
Prick offed himself. Good.

And good riddance.
 
2021-10-21 6:28:49 PM  
Good.  Sad story.
 
2021-10-21 6:29:59 PM  

Marcos P: I bet a snek got him.

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"I didn't ask for this job, April!"
 
2021-10-21 6:30:02 PM  

Marcos P: I bet a snek got him.

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I feel like I should post something.
 
2021-10-21 6:30:18 PM  
Leave him there, let the birds and bugs have him
 
2021-10-21 6:30:33 PM  
You know in the grand scheme of things, it really doesn't matter why he did it. The good thing is now there won't be a 2-year-long media circus, maybe Florida can go spend some money on something better, and CNN can report on something else
 
2021-10-21 6:31:24 PM  
So much for farkers who thought he somehow took off to another country.
 
2021-10-21 6:32:10 PM  
Kick 'em when they're up, kick 'em when they're down.
 
2021-10-21 6:32:47 PM  
Well there goes dog the bounty hunter's comeback...
 
2021-10-21 6:33:25 PM  

geekbikerskum: Kick 'em when they're up, kick 'em when they're down.



I love The Eagles...
 
2021-10-21 6:33:28 PM  

jmr61: Prick offed himself. Good.

And good riddance.


Hope it was painful.
 
2021-10-21 6:33:29 PM  
I was hoping for a third Laundrie's done headline.
 
2021-10-21 6:33:30 PM  

stoli n coke: So much for farkers who thought he somehow took off to another country.


Florida is another kind of country
 
2021-10-21 6:33:36 PM  
"Hi mom & dad, i just got back into town after murdering my girlfriend, im just going to stay with you a couple days before i go off into the woods and off myself to avoid having to face justice."

"Sure son, we'll buy you some time so you can go take the cowards way out!"
 
2021-10-21 6:33:41 PM  
I hope its really painful for his family. Because I think they were trying to help him evade LEO.
 
2021-10-21 6:33:49 PM  
The ol' "dental records" trick. A classic.
 
2021-10-21 6:34:01 PM  

MattytheMouse: Marcos P: I bet a snek got him.

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I feel like I should post something.


Whatever would you post?
 
2021-10-21 6:34:06 PM  
Bet his parents are glad they helped him hide out. That was a great decision.
 
2021-10-21 6:34:14 PM  

MurphyMurphy: Leave him there, let the birds and bugs have him


Sounds like they already did.
 
2021-10-21 6:34:57 PM  
And yeah, I was one of the people who said he wasn't in the swamp or whatever. No idea if this area qualifies as swamp.
 
2021-10-21 6:35:02 PM  
But did he off himself or was it accidental?  Inquiring minds want to know.
 
2021-10-21 6:35:29 PM  
buh bye
 
2021-10-21 6:35:53 PM  
Well that blows. Glad he offed himself but would rather have seen him rot in jail for 30-40 years, actually pay a price for killing the woman that he supposedly loved and cared about.
 
2021-10-21 6:36:17 PM  

thatguyoverthere70: The ol' "dental records" trick. A classic.


I've watched too many mystery shows to accept his death until DNA testing comes back

/Plot twist...it was his long-lost twin brother
 
2021-10-21 6:36:22 PM  
And the parents just happened to know exactly where to look.
 
2021-10-21 6:36:36 PM  

jackandwater: But did he off himself or was it accidental?  Inquiring minds want to know.


Unless it's half his body and there are gigantic gator marks in the torso of what they found, I'd only be disappointed.
 
2021-10-21 6:36:38 PM  
The media is inconsolable over the lack of a fresh Trial of the Century to distract everyone from further J6 proceedings.
 
2021-10-21 6:36:53 PM  
Uh huh, "dental records." In other words, they got someone in a dentist's office to make x-rays and backdate some records using the hobo's head they brought in.
 
2021-10-21 6:36:57 PM  

jackandwater: But did he off himself or was it accidental?  Inquiring minds want to know.


And will prosecutors be filing charges against the remains for use of the debit card?
 
2021-10-21 6:37:55 PM  
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2021-10-21 6:38:36 PM  
I bet a gator got him.
 
2021-10-21 6:38:53 PM  

Fear the Clam: Uh huh, "dental records." In other words, they got someone in a dentist's office to make x-rays and backdate some records using the hobo's head they brought in.


Something something Whole Nine Yards something naked Amanda Peet something something bunk.
 
2021-10-21 6:39:14 PM  

Fear the Clam: Uh huh, "dental records." In other words, they got someone in a dentist's office to make x-rays and backdate some records using the hobo's head they brought in.


I'm sure they've got the DNA to prove it too.
 
2021-10-21 6:39:14 PM  
The face eating leopards turned out to be alligators?
 
2021-10-21 6:39:26 PM  

SpaceMonkey-66: You know in the grand scheme of things, it really doesn't matter why he did it. The good thing is now there won't be a 2-year-long media circus, maybe Florida can go spend some money on something better, and CNN can report on something else


I hope they can.

But we both know they won't.
 
2021-10-21 6:39:39 PM  

Smelly Pirate Hooker: And yeah, I was one of the people who said he wasn't in the swamp or whatever. No idea if this area qualifies as swamp.


It was an area that was "recently underwater," so I'd say that's a fair description, at least for us layfolk.
 
2021-10-21 6:39:43 PM  

OtherLittleGuy: jackandwater: But did he off himself or was it accidental?  Inquiring minds want to know.

And will prosecutors be filing charges against the remains for use of the debit card?


Exactly!
 
2021-10-21 6:39:51 PM  
This is the best outcome. He's dead so we won't have to see a never-ending series of court proceedings.
 
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2021-10-21 6:40:41 PM  

Fear the Clam: Uh huh, "dental records." In other words, they got someone in a dentist's office to make x-rays and backdate some records using the hobo's head they brought in.


If you can find a dentist that's willing to do that I would be highly impressed.
 
2021-10-21 6:40:45 PM  
Coward.  Whatever.  RIP Gabby, you did not deserve this.  As for the bones of whatsisface just toss them into the soup.
 
2021-10-21 6:41:18 PM  
Even with water, skeletal remains in a month is a little fast, no?
 
2021-10-21 6:41:24 PM  

stoli n coke: So much for farkers who thought he somehow took off to another country.


The undiscovered country from whose bourn
No traveler returns, puzzles the will
And makes us rather bear those ills

/the next one will be a dick joke
//the one after that will be a Shakespearean dick joke.
 
2021-10-21 6:41:35 PM  

Someone Else's Alt: Well that blows. Glad he offed himself but would rather have seen him rot in jail for 30-40 years, actually pay a price for killing the woman that he supposedly loved and cared about.


I think death is a pretty solid punishment.
 
2021-10-21 6:42:57 PM  
Everyone's assuming it was suicide/accident, but I haven't seen cause of death anywhere. Who wants to put money on revenge murder?
 
2021-10-21 6:43:02 PM  
What if he killed some other guy and switched jaws with him?
 
2021-10-21 6:43:03 PM  

edmo: Even with water, skeletal remains in a month is a little fast, no?


It's Florida... There are enough critters there to pick a corpse clean in less than a week.  In a wetland environment, probably even quicker.
 
2021-10-21 6:43:18 PM  

Gin Buddy: geekbikerskum: Kick 'em when they're up, kick 'em when they're down.


I love The Eagles...


That wasn't the Eagles

Or was that the joke..  I never know on here anymore
 
2021-10-21 6:43:41 PM  
Name of Amos Moses
 
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