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2021-10-21 5:52:04 PM  
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2021-10-21 6:06:41 PM  
Oooh, you hit me right in the feels with that one, subby.

Others I always think about

"Sorry you got twisted up in this scene. From where you're kneeling, must seem like an 18-carat run of bad luck. Truth is? The game was rigged from the start."

"they asked me how well I understood theoretical physics. I said I had a theoretical degree in physics. They said welcome aboard."

"I've been thinking. When life gives you lemons? Don't make lemonade. Make life take the lemons back! Get mad! I don't want your damn lemons! What am I supposed to do with these? Demand to see life's manager! Make life rue the day it thought is could give me lemons! Do you know who I am? I'm the man who's going to burn your house down! With the lemons! I'm going to get my engineers to invent a combustible lemon that burns your house down!"

"The right man in the wrong place can make all the difference in the world."

"Stand in the ashes of a trillion dead souls, and asks the ghosts if honor matters. The silence is your answer."

"NOTHING IS MORE BADASS THAN TREATING A WOMAN WITH RESPECT!"

"It's time to kick ass and chew bubblegum... and I'm all outta gum."

"It's dangerous to go alone, take this!"
 
2021-10-21 6:12:17 PM  
"A man chooses, a slave obeys."
"Would you kindly..."
"Constants and variables"
"There's always a lighthouse. There's always a man. There's always a city."
 
2021-10-21 6:14:48 PM  
What game is the headline from?
 
2021-10-21 6:17:45 PM  

NateAsbestos: What game is the headline from?


Mordin, ME3 (technically also ME2, but everyone remembers the reprise in 3 with the whole scene).
 
2021-10-21 6:24:14 PM  

scottydoesntknow: NateAsbestos: What game is the headline from?

Mordin, ME3 (technically also ME2, but everyone remembers the reprise in 3 with the whole scene).


TY. I haven't gotten far in ME... every time I try I get lost in the codex and end up losing interest in the actual story/gameplay
 
2021-10-21 6:37:53 PM  
Hah how about a walrus saying Indubitably
 
2021-10-21 7:03:37 PM  
You have died of dysentery
 
2021-10-21 7:06:56 PM  
Not with my box of bunnies.
 
2021-10-21 8:08:55 PM  
I am the very model of a...
 
2021-10-21 8:43:56 PM  
"Another visitor, stay awhile. Stay.... FOREVER!"
 
2021-10-21 8:49:32 PM  
"Current Objective: Survive."

I haven't played video games in a long time, but that was the farking tops for me.
 
2021-10-21 8:55:10 PM  
Beep boop.

- Pac-Man
 
2021-10-21 10:19:23 PM  
Girgle mumble jumble star fox.
 
2021-10-21 10:20:08 PM  
"That's Mushy Snugglebites' badonkadonk. She's my main squeeze. Lady's got a gut fulla' dynamite and a booty like POOOW!"
 
2021-10-21 10:21:46 PM  

Cafe Threads: Beep boop.

- Pac-Man


Wakkawakkawakkawakkawakka
 
2021-10-21 10:22:51 PM  
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2021-10-21 11:02:28 PM  
You set me up the bomb

There is a platinum bar on the floor
 
2021-10-21 11:21:22 PM  
Pale skin, snotty expression. You're a Breton! The masters of magicka, right? Hmph. You're nothing but a stuck-up harlot with cheap parlor tricks. Go ahead, try your magicka in here. Let's see you make those bars disappear. No? What's the matter? Not so powerful now, are you Breton? You're not leaving this prison 'til they throw your body in the lake. Oh, that's right. You're going to die in here, Breton! You're going to die!
 
2021-10-21 11:26:31 PM  
Hey, there! You! Kinsman! I haven't seen another Dunmer in here in I don't know how long. Where you from, huh? Vvardenfell? You got a wife back home? Tell you what. I'm getting out of here in a couple of weeks. When I get back to Morrowind, I'll look her up. She must be so lonely. Don't you worry, eh? I'll take care of her long after you're dead. Oh, that's right. You're going to die in here!
 
2021-10-21 11:56:16 PM  
"You exist because we allow, and you will end because we demand it"
 
2021-10-22 12:03:26 AM  
This was a triumph.  I'm making a note, here, "Huge success."
 
2021-10-22 12:05:11 AM  
How are you holding up? Because I'm a potato.
 
2021-10-22 12:06:12 AM  
Reactor: online.
Sensors: online.
Weapons: online.
All systems nominal.

/I get chills every damn time...
 
2021-10-22 12:17:07 AM  
"War. War never changes."
 
2021-10-22 12:17:17 AM  
YOU MUST CONSTRUCT ADDITIONAL PYLONS
 
2021-10-22 12:20:07 AM  
"Don't make a girl a promise if you know you can't keep it."  - Cortana
 
2021-10-22 12:26:21 AM  
The black wind howls... One among you will shortly perish...
 
2021-10-22 12:28:27 AM  
Want some rye? 'course you do....
 
2021-10-22 12:33:37 AM  
In an almost Sean Connery accent

Stay awhile and listen!
 
2021-10-22 12:38:52 AM  
Ahh, the child of Bhaal has awoken.  It is time for more... Experiments.
 
2021-10-22 12:40:03 AM  
You are in a maze of twisty little passages, all alike
 
2021-10-22 12:40:52 AM  

raidersofthelostfark: Want some rye? 'course you do....


Here's to us!
Who's like us?
Damn few.
And they're allllll dead.
*thunk*

/ first adventure game I ever played
 
2021-10-22 12:42:14 AM  
ホントノFistナSTOP ME?
 
2021-10-22 12:48:45 AM  
Me again. Was dead, alive now.
 
2021-10-22 12:50:27 AM  
i don't remember probably this
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2021-10-22 12:54:24 AM  
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2021-10-22 12:55:23 AM  
One of my more recent favorites comes from the end of Arkham City.  Joker is dying and Batman holds the last of the cure in his hand and is contemplating whether or not to give it to him.  Before he even has a chance Joker jumps him, causing him to drop the glass vial and dooming Joker to die.

"Do you want to know something funny?  Even after everything you've done, I still would have saved you"

*maniacal laughter* "That actually is...pretty funny"
 
2021-10-22 1:00:18 AM  
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Is there any other answer?
 
2021-10-22 1:00:39 AM  
Go for the eyes, Boo! Go for the eyes! Raaahhhh!
 
2021-10-22 1:05:51 AM  
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2021-10-22 1:07:17 AM  

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Man I loved that game as a kid!! scared the shiat out of me when he popped up on screen >.>
 
2021-10-22 1:08:47 AM  
This is MY story.
 
2021-10-22 1:09:01 AM  
Rise and shine, Mr. Freeman. Rise and shine.
 
2021-10-22 1:11:18 AM  
"How appropriate. You fight like a cow."

"Look behind you! A three-headed monkey!"

"I'm selling these fine leather jackets."
 
2021-10-22 1:18:04 AM  
My wife used to say "Shake it, Baby!" all the time. I think it was from a female character in Red Alert.
 
2021-10-22 1:22:05 AM  
Jill, here's a lockpick. It might be handy if you, the master of unlocking, take it with you.
 
2021-10-22 1:22:39 AM  
It is such a quiet thing to fall... but far more terrible is to admit it.
 
2021-10-22 1:26:11 AM  

Bob Down: My wife used to say "Shake it, Baby!" all the time. I think it was from a female character in Red Alert.


It may have been, but that's also what Duke Nukem said when you tipped the strippers in Duke Nukem 3D.
 
2021-10-22 1:29:23 AM  
you have:
a splitting headache
no tea
 
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