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(CBS Minnesota)   "If you love the Stones and protecting your fellow Minnesotans, then get your shot at the Rolling Stones vaccine clinic"   (minnesota.cbslocal.com) divider line
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2021-10-21 5:59:11 PM  
The vaccine given out at Stones concerts is synthesized from Keef's blood.
 
2021-10-21 6:11:15 PM  
Its just a shot away.
 
2021-10-21 6:19:04 PM  
The Rolling Stones - Dear Doctor (Official Lyric Video)
Youtube D8Ci47X96H0
 
2021-10-21 6:22:39 PM  
I was curious about trying heroin when I was young, but the only people I knew doing it were dirt bags I wouldn't trust to show me the ropes or introduce me to a dealer. (One of those guys ultimately died of a heroin OD, his brother from heart failure everyone attributed to outrageous alcohol and polydrug abuse.)  I'm not calling them dirt bags, but that's sort of how I'd feel about getting vaccinated at a 'Stones concert.
 
2021-10-21 6:26:21 PM  
I'm guessing those shots have a little bit of everything.

/kidding. If that's what motivates you to get the shot, do it.
 
2021-10-21 6:37:09 PM  
Oh man, I live The Stones!   The Mighty Mighty Bos-Stones, that is!

Mr. Peanutbutter on the Mighty Mighty Bosstones
Youtube Z5kQIQ38IsY
 
2021-10-21 6:40:41 PM  
Wild, wild nurses couldn't jab me away.
 
2021-10-21 6:52:02 PM  
Vax me up,
If you vax me up, I'll never cough.
 
2021-10-21 6:53:40 PM  
The Stones are pairing up with a local company or chain to do this at every one of the stops on their tour.
 
2021-10-21 7:00:33 PM  
Shots to be administered by Hells Angels, during the show.
 
2021-10-21 7:07:06 PM  
Here comes your 19th booster shot now.
 
2021-10-21 7:07:59 PM  

Heamer: Wild, wild nurses couldn't jab me away.


That made me giggle way more than it should have.
 
2021-10-21 8:34:57 PM  

jimjays: I was curious about trying heroin when I was young, but the only people I knew doing it were dirt bags I wouldn't trust to show me the ropes or introduce me to a dealer. (One of those guys ultimately died of a heroin OD, his brother from heart failure everyone attributed to outrageous alcohol and polydrug abuse.)  I'm not calling them dirt bags, but that's sort of how I'd feel about getting vaccinated at a 'Stones concert.


I mean, in theory, actual qualified medical professionals will be administering the vaccine. I don't think it will be roadies or Mick shooting you up in the VIP lounge.
 
2021-10-21 8:40:36 PM  
It will probably get attacked by violent plague rats.
 
2021-10-21 9:17:25 PM  
Come and get your... vaccination.
You don't want no... ER staycation.
Cause you'll die, yeah you'll die, freakin' die, you could die...
If you don't get no....
You don't get no...
 
2021-10-21 9:30:35 PM  

jimjays: I was curious about trying heroin when I was young, but the only people I knew doing it were dirt bags I wouldn't trust to show me the ropes or introduce me to a dealer. (One of those guys ultimately died of a heroin OD, his brother from heart failure everyone attributed to outrageous alcohol and polydrug abuse.)  I'm not calling them dirt bags, but that's sort of how I'd feel about getting vaccinated at a 'Stones concert.


That's why you ask them (on the down-low, of course) for the goodstuff.  "You know, like the stuff Keith and Charlie got" and wink. (That's the important part.)
 
2021-10-21 10:54:47 PM  

bluorangefyre: The vaccine given out at Stones concerts is synthesized from Keef's blood.


I'd be tempted to drive there for that booster. I wouldn't mind being able to drink nonstop AND have no consequences
 
2021-10-21 11:26:41 PM  
I support this.
 
2021-10-22 12:20:03 AM  
Well it's alright
In fact it's a jab
Well it's alright
Covid vaccine's just a jab jab jab

When I'm lying in my bed
And I'm breathin' in and breathin' out
And I'm tryin' to get some air
But doctors say
Baby should have come here early last week
Cuz you see you're on a losing streak
I can't get no
Ivermectin

I'm lying here - can barely breathe
I love ya, Mary Beth
I'm not waiting on a vaccine
I'm just waiting for my death
Doo doo doo doo, doo doo doo doo, doo doo ... yeah, yeah

For the benefit of dancing death
We will have the length and breath of idiocy
The morons will all shout and scream
As covid decimates their team
What a sight!
Over facts and figures, truth and data lastly through a hogshead of real lies
I this way Donald J will challenge the world!
 
2021-10-22 7:09:01 AM  
Please allow me to vaccinate you now,
I'm a man of the science today,
Been around for a long, long time,
Treated HIV and treated AIDS.

Please to meet you,
Hope you guess my name
 
2021-10-22 3:07:58 PM  
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2021-10-22 5:11:46 PM  

lindalouwho: The Stones are pairing up with a local company or chain to do this at every one of the stops on their tour.


Is it 2 weeks ahead of the show, or whatever timeline it's supposed to be?   TFA listed no dates or timeline that I saw.

The more the vaccinated the better but often it's a hollow stunt.  At Saints games in the Superdome they'll let the unvaccinated in 5 min after getting a shot...
 
2021-10-22 8:14:54 PM  

CoonAce: lindalouwho: The Stones are pairing up with a local company or chain to do this at every one of the stops on their tour.

Is it 2 weeks ahead of the show, or whatever timeline it's supposed to be?   TFA listed no dates or timeline that I saw.

The more the vaccinated the better but often it's a hollow stunt.  At Saints games in the Superdome they'll let the unvaccinated in 5 min after getting a shot...


It has nothing to do with getting into the venues.
 
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