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4096 clicks; posted to Politics » on 21 Oct 2021 at 2:17 PM (5 weeks ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook



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2021-10-21 12:37:20 PM  
Trolls posting poop on pigs' balls helped bring down his new free speech site within hours of debut


My faith in humanity has just been restored.
 
2021-10-21 12:48:51 PM  
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2021-10-21 12:52:26 PM  
How many Scaramucci's is that, exactly?
 
2021-10-21 12:57:23 PM  

Driedsponge: How many Scaramucci's is that, exactly?


It's a deci-Scaramucci.
 
2021-10-21 1:54:06 PM  
That's a damn shame
 
2021-10-21 2:18:17 PM  
Seriously, didn't we ALL have 'less than one day' as the answer?
 
2021-10-21 2:19:48 PM  
It turns out, you need smart people to make technology work.

They are not smart people.
 
2021-10-21 2:20:00 PM  
It must really burn D2S up that Twitter won't let him back.
 
2021-10-21 2:21:21 PM  
Total number of followers for D2S?   Did it get over 10?
 
2021-10-21 2:21:52 PM  
3rd time's still not a charm
 
2021-10-21 2:22:02 PM  
If it's like anything else he touches, this will be a failure of epic proportions. I just hope it costs him millions, but I'm sure he put no money up front. His investors, though, deserve to lose every penny.
 
2021-10-21 2:22:14 PM  
Trolls posting poop on pigs' balls helped bring down his new free speech site within hours of debut

Doesn't sound very free to me.

Imagine showing this sentence to someone 50 years ago and asking them to make sense of it.
 
2021-10-21 2:23:02 PM  

Weatherkiss: It must really burn D2S up that Twitter won't let him back.


Fine, I'll go make my own Twitter, with hookers and pig balls.
 
2021-10-21 2:23:06 PM  

Weatherkiss: It must really burn D2S up that Twitter won't let him back.


I don't think anyone really, truly, understands how much he cares solely because it was his way to generate news attention. You take that away, and he's got no outrage generator to get attention. That means he's stuck as a regular politician, trying to gin up... something, anything.

The fact he probably rages about it daily, as these months later, warms my icy heart a teensy bit.
 
2021-10-21 2:23:14 PM  
It is at least a negative Scaramucci.
It hasn't even had a Beta release.
They broke it before it even launched.
 
2021-10-21 2:23:51 PM  

HotWingConspiracy: Trolls posting poop on pigs' balls helped bring down his new free speech site within hours of debut

Doesn't sound very free to me.

Imagine showing this sentence to someone 50 years ago and asking them to make sense of it.


Clearly you've never heard of Usenet.
 
2021-10-21 2:24:13 PM  
It's gonna take at least three gin & tonics to nuke the words "poop and big balls" out of my brain.
 
2021-10-21 2:24:25 PM  
The trolls were probably led by the programmers he didn't pay.
 
2021-10-21 2:24:34 PM  
Trolls Posting Poop on Pig's Balls is the name of my J Geils cover band.
 
2021-10-21 2:24:43 PM  

Weatherkiss: It must really burn D2S up that Twitter won't let him back.


You know it's the first thing he rages about when he gets up and the last thing he fumes about when he goes to bed.
 
2021-10-21 2:24:58 PM  
I'm just wondering why he hasn't tried to buy OANN at this point. He can have a special recording booth set up at Mar-a-lago, where he can interrupt the programming with "BREAKING: Statement from President" whenever he wants to talk

/it's because he doesn't have the money
//and he'd have to put on makeup in order to be on TV
 
2021-10-21 2:25:06 PM  

DoctorWhat: It turns out, you need smart people to make technology work.

They are not smart people.


People who are smart don't want to work for Trump.
 
2021-10-21 2:25:07 PM  

Weatherkiss: It must really burn D2S up that Twitter won't let him back.


Was waiting to see if therealJohnBarron would show up on Twitter

"My very good friend, 45th President of the United States, Donald J. Trump said "Biden spends too much time in his Delaware Home!  As President, I didn't step foot out of the White House except to hold up a Bible!  Hard work!"
 
2021-10-21 2:25:14 PM  
You know, eventually he's going to end up on Fark after having exhausted all other options.
 
2021-10-21 2:25:21 PM  
"Truth Media" ? Really ? Was "Pravda" already taken?
 
2021-10-21 2:25:34 PM  
That's kind of the point of beta-testing. It hasn't launched yet.
 
2021-10-21 2:26:37 PM  
 
2021-10-21 2:26:37 PM  

DoctorWhat: It turns out, you need smart people to make technology work.

They are not smart people.


But I had heard that somebody in the family was really good with the cyber.
 
2021-10-21 2:27:00 PM  

Harry Freakstorm: Weatherkiss: It must really burn D2S up that Twitter won't let him back.

Was waiting to see if therealJohnBarron would show up on Twitter

"My very good friend, 45th President of the United States, Donald J. Trump said "Biden spends too much time in his Delaware Home!  As President, I didn't step foot out of the White House except to hold up a Bible!  Hard work!"


Almost.

"My very good friend, 45th President of the United States, Donald J. Trump said "Biden spends too much time in his Delaware hotel!  As President, I didn't step foot out of the White House except to hold up a Bible!  Hard work!"
 
2021-10-21 2:27:29 PM  

Weatherkiss: It must really burn D2S up that Twitter won't let him back.


From everything I have read it seems this bothers him more than losing the election, more than being impeached, more than Pence refusing to do his duty.

What a thin skinned moron, it astounds me that so many people see him as a tough guy genius.
 
2021-10-21 2:28:21 PM  
Only digital!
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2021-10-21 2:28:57 PM  

AxiomJackson: Weatherkiss: It must really burn D2S up that Twitter won't let him back.

You know it's the first thing he rages about when he gets up and the last thing he fumes about when he goes to bed.


And thousand times in between.

You know how amputees describe having "phantom limb syndrome".

You just know Trump that Trump has phantom Twitter syndrome.
 
2021-10-21 2:29:01 PM  

LeftisRightisWrong: I'm just wondering why he hasn't tried to buy OANN at this point. He can have a special recording booth set up at Mar-a-lago, where he can interrupt the programming with "BREAKING: Statement from President" whenever he wants to talk

/it's because he doesn't have the money
//and he'd have to put on makeup in order to be on TV


A brief message from the 45th President of the United States, Donald J. Trump turns in to a 95 minute rant on everything from stolen elections to people trying to make him eat cauliflower to that bird outside his window listening to everything he says.
 
2021-10-21 2:29:39 PM  
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2021-10-21 2:29:56 PM  

AAAAGGGGHHHH: It's gonna take at least three gin & tonics to nuke the words "poop and big balls" out of my brain.


A fine time to look at Fark while eating lunch.
 
2021-10-21 2:29:57 PM  
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2021-10-21 2:33:42 PM  
tHIS jUST sHOW'S hOW pOPULAR iT aND hE iS!!
 
2021-10-21 2:34:30 PM  
But seriously, this will unfortunately nurture their persecution/victimhood complex
 
2021-10-21 2:34:33 PM  
Obviously the work of the anti-fa.
 
2021-10-21 2:34:37 PM  
If Nevada elections follow the rules of a Proust Summarizing Competition, she's going to win.
 
2021-10-21 2:34:50 PM  

jst3p: Weatherkiss: It must really burn D2S up that Twitter won't let him back.

From everything I have read it seems this bothers him more than losing the election, more than being impeached, more than Pence refusing to do his duty.

What a thin skinned moron, it astounds me that so many people see him as a tough guy genius.


He got the equivalent of decades of attention by twatting every day, and he's a closet druggie.

Dude's suffering withdrawal.

Good.
 
2021-10-21 2:35:01 PM  

DoctorWhat: It turns out, you need smart people to make technology work.

They are not smart people.


Barron knows the cyber.

Though he has been distracted with questions regarding his guidance counselor's disappearance.
 
2021-10-21 2:35:14 PM  

EL EM: If Nevada elections follow the rules of a Proust Summarizing Competition, she's going to win.


Dammit, wrong thread.
 
2021-10-21 2:35:23 PM  
Ahhhhhhh, now that's some proper quality schadenfreude right there, my friends. I am going to be savoring this one for a while.
 
2021-10-21 2:35:44 PM  
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2021-10-21 2:36:46 PM  

gunga galunga: Trolls Posting Poop on Pig's Balls is the name of my J Geils cover band.


I was gonna go with a gg Allin cover band, but yours more original and leaves the collective works of j Giles to a reinterpretation of their catalog.
 
2021-10-21 2:37:01 PM  

SpectroBoy: Trolls posting poop on pigs' balls helped bring down his new free speech site within hours of debut


My faith in humanity has just been restored.


Thread is useless without pics.
 
2021-10-21 2:37:07 PM  

ChrisDe: If it's like anything else he touches, this will be a failure of epic proportions. I just hope it costs him millions, but I'm sure he put no money up front. His investors, though, deserve to lose every penny.


As pointed out in the other thread, Truth Social's funding is very curiously close to the same amount Trump has gotten in fundraising since he lost the election.
 
2021-10-21 2:38:22 PM  

Smirky the Wonder Chimp: SpectroBoy: Trolls posting poop on pigs' balls helped bring down his new free speech site within hours of debut


My faith in humanity has just been restored.

Thread is useless without pics.


I posted a link up thread. Search for NSFL .

I wasn't sure if the picture would earn me a banhammering.
 
2021-10-21 2:39:40 PM  

LeftisRightisWrong: I'm just wondering why he hasn't tried to buy OANN at this point. He can have a special recording booth set up at Mar-a-lago, where he can interrupt the programming with "BREAKING: Statement from President" whenever he wants to talk

/it's because he doesn't have the money
//and he'd have to put on makeup in order to be on TV


He can call into OAN whenever he wants and rant as much as he likes. Hell, he can probably do it to a slightly lesser degree on Fox News. It still would only be a small fraction of the reach he had on Twitter.
 
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