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2021-10-21 11:40:29 AM  
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2021-10-21 11:40:58 AM  
OhpleaseOhpleaseOhplease!
 
2021-10-21 11:43:39 AM  
Sigh...more false hope and nothing will happen because nothing has ever happened despite this seemingly being the thousandth time we've proclaimed "WE GOT HIM!!"
 
2021-10-21 11:48:16 AM  
That's what I have been saying since all this shiat started.
 
2021-10-21 12:03:36 PM  
I think it's kind of sad that we're all so desperate for some form of justice to happen that we pay attention to slip-ups like this.
 
2021-10-21 12:06:51 PM  
Wow, he meant to say "unless and until" and stumbled on it.
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2021-10-21 12:16:09 PM  
Any day now... *jerking motion*
 
2021-10-21 12:21:52 PM  

AdmirableSnackbar: Wow, he meant to say "unless and until" and stumbled on it.
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THIS.

Let's put a pin in the dick-sucking for now.
 
2021-10-21 12:46:45 PM  

Benevolent Misanthrope: AdmirableSnackbar: Wow, he meant to say "unless and until" and stumbled on it.
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THIS.

Let's put a pin in the dick-sucking for now.


But.... there's never really a bad time for dick-sucking!
 
2021-10-21 12:52:01 PM  
call me when he's in cuffs, enough with the dicktease
 
2021-10-21 12:58:20 PM  

weddingsinger: Benevolent Misanthrope: AdmirableSnackbar: Wow, he meant to say "unless and until" and stumbled on it.
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THIS.

Let's put a pin in the dick-sucking for now.

But.... there's never really a bad time for dick-sucking!


True enough.  Just not over this.  Not that you really need a reason, if that's something you're into.
 
2021-10-21 1:18:35 PM  
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2021-10-21 1:19:09 PM  
Ain't.

Nothin'.

Gonn'.

Happen.
 
2021-10-21 1:19:15 PM  
Does it really matter?

Too many of you just believe Garland is protecting TFG.   You kind of suck.
 
2021-10-21 1:19:41 PM  

keiverarrow: call me when he's in cuffs, enough with the dicktease


Fark is not your personal erotica site
 
2021-10-21 1:19:58 PM  

The Googles Do Nothing: Sigh...more false hope and nothing will happen because nothing has ever happened despite this seemingly being the thousandth time we've proclaimed "WE GOT HIM!!"


We didn't prosecute Nixon for all his bullshiat, or Reagan for all HIS bullshiat, we won't prosecute TFG either.
 
2021-10-21 1:20:03 PM  

whidbey: Too many of you just believe Garland is protecting TFG.


He is, though, through his incompetent, corrupt inaction.
 
2021-10-21 1:20:08 PM  
If Obama, Clinton or any Democrat had done what Trump did to incite the January 6 events, they would already be in prison, and 90% of Americans would agree with it.
 
2021-10-21 1:20:28 PM  

rga184: The Googles Do Nothing: Sigh...more false hope and nothing will happen because nothing has ever happened despite this seemingly being the thousandth time we've proclaimed "WE GOT HIM!!"

We didn't prosecute Nixon for all his bullshiat, or Reagan for all HIS bullshiat, we won't prosecute TFG either.


We didn't prosecute Bush the Lesser, either.
 
2021-10-21 1:20:54 PM  
I'm sure things are speeding along quickly with all the tenacity and vigor that Garland is known for.
 
2021-10-21 1:22:13 PM  
Not only is nothing gon' happen, the same crowd is going to get back into power and run roughshod over the rest of us for the rest of eternity.
 
2021-10-21 1:22:41 PM  
The true believers have now been reduced to parsing his statements like they're Nostradamus quatrains.
 
2021-10-21 1:22:42 PM  
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2021-10-21 1:23:46 PM  

whidbey: Does it really matter?

Too many of you just believe Garland is protecting TFG.   You kind of suck.


He's protecting the executive office.
 
2021-10-21 1:23:58 PM  

king of vegas: If Obama, Clinton or any Democrat had done what Trump did to incite the January 6 events, they would already be in prison, and 90% of Americans would agree with it.


Obama is a two-time winner so he wouldn't have had to, but I'll assume you are referring to Hillary and not Bill, so yes, I agree, Hillary would have been in Guantanamo for years by now.
 
2021-10-21 1:24:18 PM  
There's still Mueller fans out there? Ha
 
2021-10-21 1:24:40 PM  

HotWingConspiracy: The true believers have now been reduced to parsing his statements like they're Nostradamus quatrains.


The My Pillow Guy edges his audience on the prospect Trump will return to power.

The media edges their audience on the prospect Trump will face consequences.
 
2021-10-21 1:25:04 PM  
yea, right. And Bobby Mueller, who was also a conservative who was going to save us from trump, will leap out and nab trump with a loud 'A'HA!' and then trump will go to jail and suffer consequences.
 
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2021-10-21 1:25:22 PM  
They're like a million years old, it's surprising they don't just get stuck on one word for a few seconds until someone thwaps them to get their gears in motion again.
 
2021-10-21 1:26:04 PM  
Not gonna guess what may or may not happen, but can't shake the impression that Garland resembles a music professor more than a tough prosecutor.
 
2021-10-21 1:26:38 PM  

rga184: The Googles Do Nothing: Sigh...more false hope and nothing will happen because nothing has ever happened despite this seemingly being the thousandth time we've proclaimed "WE GOT HIM!!"

We didn't prosecute Nixon for all his bullshiat, or Reagan for all HIS bullshiat, we won't prosecute TFG either.


I tend to agree with the nothing's gonna happen but neither Nixon nor Reagan remained active in politics after leaving office.
 
2021-10-21 1:26:45 PM  
This is the smoking gun... and that's the bullet over there on the ground, and that's the dead guy, and here's a person holding the gun, wearing a name tag that matches his description and ID he just handed me. Hmmm what could possibly be done with this information? I mean, guys really, you're asking for a lot.
 
2021-10-21 1:27:51 PM  

whidbey: Does it really matter?

Too many of you just believe Garland is protecting TFG.   You kind of suck.


I wouldn't go that far. The perception is that there is a class of people that are above the law - that much seems undeniable at this point. Horrifyingly, Trump, as awful as he is, may be among that class. I wouldn't pin that on Garkand, NY hasn't really gotten further that we can see and that didn't have Garland's involvement. So far there seems at best a laziness toward justice, and at worst forces that keep the pot from being stirred too much for that class
 
2021-10-21 1:28:46 PM  

AdmirableSnackbar: incompetent, corrupt inaction.


Ah yes, "the enemy is both strong and weak"

I knew your rhetoric sounded familiar
 
2021-10-21 1:30:17 PM  

Headso: There's still Mueller fans out there? Ha


It's probably more accurate to say that there are still people who like the idea of what the Mueller investigation COULD and SHOULD have been...

/still ready to service ladyboners if something ever happens
 
2021-10-21 1:30:23 PM  

Benevolent Misanthrope: AdmirableSnackbar: Wow, he meant to say "unless and until" and stumbled on it.
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THIS.

Let's put a pin in the dick-sucking for now.


Let's put a pin in the dick-sucking for now.

sad ReluctantLondon noises *
 
2021-10-21 1:31:31 PM  
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2021-10-21 1:34:00 PM  
Meh, seems like Garland is explaining procedure more than anything.

Look, Trump is at least broke and miserable.  He may not ever face actual consequences for his actions, but at least those two things ensure he will be an unhappy piece of rancid shiat until the end of his putrid farking life.
 
2021-10-21 1:34:06 PM  

rga184: We didn't prosecute Nixon for all his bullshiat, or Reagan for all HIS bullshiat, we won't prosecute TFG either.


We didn't prosecute Nixon because Ford, a Republican, pardoned him.  There were other prosecutions, though, in the Watergate Scandal.

We didn't prosecute Reagan because his former VP, Bush I, pardoned critical figures. (On the recommendations of Bill Barr).

Currently, there is no GOP person in power to do the same for Trump.  You could still be right, but the power balance IS different.
 
2021-10-21 1:34:40 PM  

anjin-san: AdmirableSnackbar: incompetent, corrupt inaction.

Ah yes, "the enemy is both strong and weak"

I knew your rhetoric sounded familiar


Not what I said. Not even close.
 
2021-10-21 1:34:58 PM  

whidbey: Does it really matter?

Too many of you just believe Garland is protecting TFG.   You kind of suck.


So if we just BELIEVE that Trump will go down it will happen?

When You Wish Upon A Star - sung by Jiminy Cricket (Cliff Edwards)
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2021-10-21 1:36:50 PM  
He's probably just hoping Trump feels like he's about to be indicted and happens to have a pistol near by.
 
2021-10-21 1:38:35 PM  

weddingsinger: Benevolent Misanthrope: AdmirableSnackbar: Wow, he meant to say "unless and until" and stumbled on it.
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THIS.

Let's put a pin in the dick-sucking for now.

But.... there's never really a bad time for dick-sucking!


Wooden. Roller. Coaster.
 
2021-10-21 1:38:56 PM  

Benevolent Misanthrope: AdmirableSnackbar: Wow, he meant to say "unless and until" and stumbled on it.
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THIS.

Let's put a pin in the dick-sucking for now.


heeeey, ow.
 
2021-10-21 1:38:59 PM  

Pants full of macaroni!!: Not only is nothing gon' happen, the same crowd is going to get back into power and run roughshod over the rest of us for the rest of eternity.


But the important thing is that we all got $1,400 checks that one time. Here comes the blue wave!
 
2021-10-21 1:39:33 PM  

Glorious Golden Ass: He's probably just hoping Trump feels like he's about to be indicted and happens to have a pistol near by.


Does anyone actually believe Trump has ever touched a loaded firearm?
 
2021-10-21 1:39:53 PM  
Trump will be dead in the ground without facing legal consequences, and we'll have people on Fark saying we're just being Veruca Salt and Eeyores and once they dig his corpse up out of the ground and put it on trial, they'll cut off his index and middle fingers so he can no longer give blessings and throw him in the Tiber River for his transgressions against the country.
 
2021-10-21 1:39:57 PM  
A very important element of the rule of law is that the department that we don't comment on whether we're investigating, what the status of investigations are, until... *unless* and until there is a public charge.

That is one of the most poorly written sentences I've ever seen.
 
2021-10-21 1:40:05 PM  
Man, you farkers really love edging yourselves over this stuff, huh?

You know, eventually you should finish, and this edging has been going on for like 5 years now.
 
2021-10-21 1:40:09 PM  

johnny queso: Benevolent Misanthrope: AdmirableSnackbar: Wow, he meant to say "unless and until" and stumbled on it.
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THIS.

Let's put a pin in the dick-sucking for now.

heeeey, ow.


On the other hand, free Prince Alberts for everyone!
 
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