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(KIRO-7 Seattle)   Cause of death for '80s actress Tawnye Kitaen released five months after her death. And yes, god killed her because you were masturbating. Think of the Kitaens   (kiro7.com) divider line
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2021-10-21 12:54:42 PM  
Letter 'e.' The silent killer.
 
2021-10-21 12:54:52 PM  
She should have been able to treat her anxiety instead of taking drugs for it.

Unless that doesn't work and you need drugs to treat it.

Let's argue about that with all the medical professionals here.
 
2021-10-21 1:01:26 PM  
At last she is freed from her anxiety and depression.  And whatever else was wrong with her.
 
2021-10-21 1:03:02 PM  
I am now pronouncing Tawnye like Kanye because I think it's funny.
 
2021-10-21 1:04:53 PM  
Tawnye West
 
2021-10-21 1:06:26 PM  

recondite cetacean: She should have been able to treat her anxiety instead of taking drugs for it.

Unless that doesn't work and you need drugs to treat it.

Let's argue about that with all the medical professionals here.


Article says she died of heart disease.

Just because someone has meds in their system doesn't mean the meds contributed to or caused death.
 
2021-10-21 1:06:26 PM  
I'm better subby was a post-op masturbator, judging on how bad their taste is in jokes.

Plastic surgery should be farking banned.
 
2021-10-21 1:10:15 PM  

stoli n coke: recondite cetacean: She should have been able to treat her anxiety instead of taking drugs for it.

Unless that doesn't work and you need drugs to treat it.

Let's argue about that with all the medical professionals here.

Article says she died of heart disease.

Just because someone has meds in their system doesn't mean the meds contributed to or caused death.


Depends on the levels. Valium can depress heart rhythm enough in an enlarged heart to cause serious problems.
 
2021-10-21 1:13:39 PM  

Another Government Employee: stoli n coke: recondite cetacean: She should have been able to treat her anxiety instead of taking drugs for it.

Unless that doesn't work and you need drugs to treat it.

Let's argue about that with all the medical professionals here.

Article says she died of heart disease.

Just because someone has meds in their system doesn't mean the meds contributed to or caused death.

Depends on the levels. Valium can depress heart rhythm enough in an enlarged heart to cause serious problems.


And that would be noted.
 
2021-10-21 1:14:08 PM  

stoli n coke: recondite cetacean: She should have been able to treat her anxiety instead of taking drugs for it.

Unless that doesn't work and you need drugs to treat it.

Let's argue about that with all the medical professionals here.

Article says she died of heart disease.

Just because someone has meds in their system doesn't mean the meds contributed to or caused death.


No, but having a ton of opioids in her system was a likely culprit for all of her other health issues; Many illegal drugs cause the cardiomyopathy that eventually killed her, for one thing.
 
2021-10-21 1:23:14 PM  
You name your kid Tawny, you're guaranteed to have her end up as a stripper or stripper adjacent.
 
2021-10-21 1:25:18 PM  

DecemberNitro: Tawnye West


Shouldn't that be "Ya West"?
 
2021-10-21 1:31:59 PM  

Bslim: You name your kid Tawny, you're guaranteed to have her end up as a stripper


Her birth name was Julia.
 
2021-10-21 1:32:49 PM  
She named her kids "Wynter" and "Raine".

Wynter

...

and

...

Raine

...
 
2021-10-21 1:36:05 PM  
I'm not going to go scrolling through the horror show that is a GIS full of her post-plastic surgery face, but before Hollywood really ran her through the wringer, she was quite lovely.
 
2021-10-21 1:41:08 PM  
Yeah in this day and age, you don't die a "natural" death at 59.
 
2021-10-21 1:49:42 PM  

deadsanta: stoli n coke: recondite cetacean: She should have been able to treat her anxiety instead of taking drugs for it.

Unless that doesn't work and you need drugs to treat it.

Let's argue about that with all the medical professionals here.

Article says she died of heart disease.

Just because someone has meds in their system doesn't mean the meds contributed to or caused death.

No, but having a ton of opioids in her system was a likely culprit for all of her other health issues; Many illegal drugs cause the cardiomyopathy that eventually killed her, for one thing.


Case in point: Carrie Fisher died of a heart attack, but all that cocaine weakened her heart tremedously.
 
2021-10-21 1:58:44 PM  

arrogantbastich: I'm better subby was a post-op masturbator, judging on how bad their taste is in jokes.

Plastic surgery should be farking banned.


On the real, y0.

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2021-10-21 2:10:23 PM  
Yes, subby. Yes I was. And I'm going to watch "Perils of Gwendoline in the Land of the Yik-Yak" tonight, so....
 
2021-10-21 2:14:28 PM  

johnphantom: Yeah in this day and age, you don't die a "natural" death at 59.


Everyone dies of something.  I buried a friend that died in his car.  He was asleep in it, and sleep apnea got him.  He wasn't even 50.

When your number is up there isn't a whole lot you can do, no matter what is pulling the ticket.
 
2021-10-21 2:16:20 PM  

stoli n coke: recondite cetacean: She should have been able to treat her anxiety instead of taking drugs for it.

Unless that doesn't work and you need drugs to treat it.

Let's argue about that with all the medical professionals here.

Article says she died of heart disease.

Just because someone has meds in their system doesn't mean the meds contributed to or caused death.


She caused many heart palpitations and high blood pressure.

Followed by sudden endorphins and narcolepsy :P
 
2021-10-21 2:33:51 PM  
Alcohol will cause that kinda cardiomyopathy.
 
2021-10-21 2:37:09 PM  

Rent Party: johnphantom: Yeah in this day and age, you don't die a "natural" death at 59.

Everyone dies of something.  I buried a friend that died in his car.  He was asleep in it, and sleep apnea got him.  He wasn't even 50.

When your number is up there isn't a whole lot you can do, no matter what is pulling the ticket.


Yeah but you don't hang out with Cock Rockers and not do shiatloads of drugs and alcohol. They obviously spent the past 5 months fishing for a coroner that would say it was natural causes.
 
2021-10-21 2:39:32 PM  

johnphantom: Rent Party: johnphantom: Yeah in this day and age, you don't die a "natural" death at 59.

Everyone dies of something.  I buried a friend that died in his car.  He was asleep in it, and sleep apnea got him.  He wasn't even 50.

When your number is up there isn't a whole lot you can do, no matter what is pulling the ticket.

Yeah but you don't hang out with Cock Rockers and not do shiatloads of drugs and alcohol. They obviously spent the past 5 months fishing for a coroner that would say it was natural causes.


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Lolz
 
2021-10-21 2:41:17 PM  

Two16: arrogantbastich: I'm better subby was a post-op masturbator, judging on how bad their taste is in jokes.

Plastic surgery should be farking banned.

On the real, y0.

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Truly sad.
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2021-10-21 2:44:57 PM  

Two16: arrogantbastich: I'm better subby was a post-op masturbator, judging on how bad their taste is in jokes.

Plastic surgery should be farking banned.

On the real, y0.

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Carrot Top is looking pretty good there.
 
2021-10-21 2:50:13 PM  
Any gal that can beat Chuck Finley is OK in my book.
 
2021-10-21 3:05:28 PM  
Farkers about to fap in memory:
🎶Here I go again, on my own
Going down the only road I've ever known🎵
 
2021-10-21 3:06:31 PM  

Two16: arrogantbastich: I'm better subby was a post-op masturbator, judging on how bad their taste is in jokes.

Plastic surgery should be farking banned.

On the real, y0.

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Holy crap! It looks like a mask!
 
2021-10-21 3:13:01 PM  

MelGoesOnTour: Two16: arrogantbastich: I'm better subby was a post-op masturbator, judging on how bad their taste is in jokes.

Plastic surgery should be farking banned.

On the real, y0.

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Holy crap! It looks like a mask!


And probably still does. . .
 
2021-10-21 3:26:02 PM  

Two16: arrogantbastich: I'm better subby was a post-op masturbator, judging on how bad their taste is in jokes.

Plastic surgery should be farking banned.

On the real, y0.

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GAAAAHHHHH!!!
 
2021-10-21 3:41:43 PM  
Please, were you really wanking to 2020s Tawny, Subby?
 
2021-10-21 4:08:14 PM  
So she was on Z bars and Percs.
 
2021-10-21 4:16:48 PM  

Stud Gerbil: Any gal that can beat Chuck Finley is OK in my book.


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2021-10-21 4:26:02 PM  
My brain and my penis are having a chess game to decide how to respond to this news.
 
2021-10-21 4:31:22 PM  

Bslim: You name your kid Tawny, you're guaranteed to have her end up as a stripper or stripper adjacent.


"Stripper adjacent". Lol. I'm stealing that.
 
2021-10-21 5:03:41 PM  

snowybunting: Yes, subby. Yes I was. And I'm going to watch "Perils of Gwendoline in the Land of the Yik-Yak" tonight, so....


The story is average.  However the production and costumes are absolutely top notch. My favourite Tawny K movie. I hope you have the extended directors cut.
 
2021-10-21 5:04:46 PM  
RIP   Lt. Alara Kitan.

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2021-10-21 5:06:53 PM  

stoli n coke: recondite cetacean: She should have been able to treat her anxiety instead of taking drugs for it.

Unless that doesn't work and you need drugs to treat it.

Let's argue about that with all the medical professionals here.

Article says she died of heart disease.

Just because someone has meds in their system doesn't mean the meds contributed to or caused death.


On top of everything else already stated, tell me why she had all of those meds in her system?  I'm sure you can make an argument that these things are completely unrelated, which every one of us can agree upon?
 
2021-10-21 5:26:35 PM  

recondite cetacean: stoli n coke: recondite cetacean: She should have been able to treat her anxiety instead of taking drugs for it.

Unless that doesn't work and you need drugs to treat it.

Let's argue about that with all the medical professionals here.

Article says she died of heart disease.

Just because someone has meds in their system doesn't mean the meds contributed to or caused death.

On top of everything else already stated, tell me why she had all of those meds in her system?  I'm sure you can make an argument that these things are completely unrelated, which every one of us can agree upon?


mirtazapine - antidepressant
alprazolam - anti-anxiety
acetaminophen - pain reliever
pregabalin - anti-convulsant, also used as a pain reliever
hydrocodone - pain reliever, often combined with acetaminophen

So she was being treated for depression and anxiety, combined with physical pain (perhaps from all the plastic surgery). As stated above, her heart was likely damaged from drugs/alcohol during the time she was bonking Dave Coverdale.
 
2021-10-21 5:49:32 PM  

puckrock2000: recondite cetacean: stoli n coke: recondite cetacean: She should have been able to treat her anxiety instead of taking drugs for it.

Unless that doesn't work and you need drugs to treat it.

Let's argue about that with all the medical professionals here.

Article says she died of heart disease.

Just because someone has meds in their system doesn't mean the meds contributed to or caused death.

On top of everything else already stated, tell me why she had all of those meds in her system?  I'm sure you can make an argument that these things are completely unrelated, which every one of us can agree upon?

mirtazapine - antidepressant
alprazolam - anti-anxiety
acetaminophen - pain reliever
pregabalin - anti-convulsant, also used as a pain reliever
hydrocodone - pain reliever, often combined with acetaminophen

So she was being treated for depression and anxiety, combined with physical pain (perhaps from all the plastic surgery). As stated above, her heart was likely damaged from drugs/alcohol during the time she was bonking Dave Coverdale.


Other than pregabalin I knew that.  You don't normally die under medical supervision, and normal supervision would have included some kind of scheduled EKG or similar result to make sure the intended organs can withstand the medication.

Should mental health treatment cause heart problems?  Should any mental treatment cause physical problems?  We have lots of things to understand, is my point, and we don't yet.
 
2021-10-21 6:18:31 PM  
Tawnye Kitaen is the name of my Betsy Lynn George tribute band
 
2021-10-21 7:32:18 PM  
RIP.

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2021-10-21 8:04:04 PM  

recondite cetacean: Should any mental treatment cause physical problems?


Mental issues might result in not eat properly, you don't exercise, your sleep is shiat, your hormones and neurotransmitters are out of whack, etc.  Yeah, that's gonna take a toll on the body.
 
2021-10-21 10:55:45 PM  
Jeeze, this thread should be full of hot pics of a gorgeous woman, but instead it reads like a transcript of morning coffee conversation at a retirement home. Y'all are pitiful.
 
2021-10-21 11:07:13 PM  

LZeitgeist: Jeeze, this thread should be full of hot pics of a gorgeous woman, but instead it reads like a transcript of morning coffee conversation at a retirement home. Y'all are pitiful.


Welcome to NuFark.
 
2021-10-21 11:12:21 PM  
She also had mild coronary atherosclerosis and had a variety of medications in her system at the time, including mirtazapine, alprazolam, acetaminophen, pregabalin and hydrocodone

In other words, it was drugs. Not, "naturally."
 
2021-10-21 11:43:47 PM  
Was the anus remarkable?
 
2021-10-21 11:50:53 PM  

Another Government Employee: stoli n coke: recondite cetacean: She should have been able to treat her anxiety instead of taking drugs for it.

Unless that doesn't work and you need drugs to treat it.

Let's argue about that with all the medical professionals here.

Article says she died of heart disease.

Just because someone has meds in their system doesn't mean the meds contributed to or caused death.

Depends on the levels. Valium can depress heart rhythm enough in an enlarged heart to cause serious problems.


What's the mechanism for that?

I'll wait here.
 
2021-10-21 11:52:48 PM  

LZeitgeist: Jeeze, this thread should be full of hot pics of a gorgeous woman, but instead it reads like a transcript of morning coffee conversation at a retirement home. Y'all are pitiful.


RIP Tawnee Stone...

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