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    More: Awkward, Sexual intercourse, Human sexuality, Human sexual behavior, Orgasm, Sexual arousal, Masturbation, Rape, Vagina  
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404 clicks; posted to Discussion » on 21 Oct 2021 at 11:10 AM (5 weeks ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook



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2021-10-21 10:33:27 AM  
Blue.
 
2021-10-21 10:40:23 AM  
"I read Slate"
 
2021-10-21 10:44:20 AM  
"You mean the panties your mother laid out for you?"
 
2021-10-21 10:46:36 AM  
"YES!yesyesyes!Ohhohohohoooooohhhhh.​"
Ok, not so much strange as uncommon.:
 
2021-10-21 10:47:32 AM  
"You know I don't like it when you take god's name in vain."
 
2021-10-21 10:52:04 AM  
"So, did you go waterskiing today?"
 
2021-10-21 10:52:48 AM  
When did you get here?
 
2021-10-21 10:53:09 AM  
If it weren't for my horse, I never would have spent that year in college.
 
2021-10-21 11:04:52 AM  
I think in a past life you were my mummy.
 
2021-10-21 11:12:10 AM  
"Daddy?"
 
2021-10-21 11:12:38 AM  
Somebody get me a towel!
 
2021-10-21 11:13:24 AM  
*pats me on the back* "Almost done, Tiger???
 
2021-10-21 11:14:32 AM  
Okay okay, you the man, Jesus, that's enough
 
2021-10-21 11:17:47 AM  
Who are you?
 
2021-10-21 11:18:08 AM  
Hey, I'm watching that! Put the damn remote down!
 
2021-10-21 11:19:43 AM  
Punch me in the head
 
2021-10-21 11:20:07 AM  
"Is that chloroform?"
 
2021-10-21 11:20:37 AM  
"Can I borrow money for a cab?"

I guess its always good to plan ahead.
 
2021-10-21 11:22:24 AM  
"i've never had sex before, and now I'm still not sure"
 
2021-10-21 11:22:38 AM  
"Can you break a ten?"
 
2021-10-21 11:22:50 AM  
Sir, this is an Arby's
 
2021-10-21 11:23:19 AM  
Keep it down. You'll wake up my husband and he needs his sleep.
 
2021-10-21 11:23:52 AM  
When girls call me "Daddy" it makes me really uncomfortable. Don't understand why that became a thing.
 
2021-10-21 11:24:08 AM  
"Nude dining is making a comeback"
 
2021-10-21 11:28:08 AM  

Esroc: When girls call me "Daddy" it makes me really uncomfortable. Don't understand why that became a thing.


"Daddy" is bad, but when she calls you "Father" it get real creepy.
 
2021-10-21 11:29:43 AM  
Don't go bitin' my taint now!
 
2021-10-21 11:30:19 AM  
"Don't worry if I don't come. I only let myself have orgasms with my boyfriend."
 
2021-10-21 11:35:16 AM  
"Wow, you're the best that I, Morgan Fairchild, have ever had!"

Pretty weird the way Morgan Fairchild needed to say her name like that.
 
2021-10-21 11:35:44 AM  
"Bite my shoulder!"

I did, reluctantly, but she was into it.

*shrug*
 
2021-10-21 11:37:45 AM  
Well the important thing is that you tried
 
2021-10-21 11:37:50 AM  

Schmerd1948: Keep it down. You'll wake up my husband and he needs his sleep.


In Nerrimack, NH?
We may have 'known' the same woman.
 
2021-10-21 11:45:05 AM  
Pull it!
 
2021-10-21 11:45:47 AM  
"What are you doing, stepbrother?"
 
2021-10-21 11:50:52 AM  
I keep telling you - ITS NOT PEE!!
 
2021-10-21 11:51:42 AM  
"Who are you, and how did you get into my room?"
 
2021-10-21 11:51:59 AM  
"Can I ask you something? Can I get 'bout tree fiddy?"

Well, it was about that time I realized the chick I was banging wasn't a lady, but was in fact a giant saurian from the paleolithic era...
 
2021-10-21 11:52:30 AM  
Be Very Still.....I'm pretending your dead.
 
2021-10-21 11:59:55 AM  
That will do donkey, that will do.
 
2021-10-21 12:01:43 PM  
"OK, that's too many orgasms"
 
2021-10-21 12:03:44 PM  
Why is there a Chuckie doll in your bedroom?
 
2021-10-21 12:03:45 PM  

dionysusaur: Schmerd1948: Keep it down. You'll wake up my husband and he needs his sleep.

In Nerrimack, NH?
We may have 'known' the same woman.


It might've been the same woman, but I can guarantee she was no lady.
 
2021-10-21 12:08:39 PM  
"Is that chloroform?"
 
2021-10-21 12:09:04 PM  

Esroc: When girls call me "Daddy" it makes me really uncomfortable. Don't understand why that became a thing.


Incest.
 
2021-10-21 12:10:32 PM  
"Hurry up. My husband gets off work for lunch in 15 minutes."

Never, ever take home someone from the Wild Horse Saloon in Topeka. That shiat happened twice. The Frito Lay wives weren't getting laid bc of all the OT but had the money to spend.
 
2021-10-21 12:11:09 PM  
"So, what do you think is in Marsellus's briefcase?"
 
2021-10-21 12:11:36 PM  
"It is by will alone I set my mind in motion. It is by the juice of Sapho that thoughts acquire speed, the lips acquire stains, the stains become a warning. It is by will alone I set my mind in motion."

/This is rare case of deliberately posting in the wrong thread. I was planning on putting this in the Dune thread, but it kinda works here better.
 
2021-10-21 12:11:47 PM  
So LW calls her BF "daddy" during sex, but gets creeped out when he calls her "daughter"?
I mean, I personally think both are creepy, but to each their own. And I understand she was molested and obviously has issues pertaining to that, but it seems like this was a line she chose to cross because "he liked it". Getting furious with him because he built on something you said (and is an obvious fetish of his) seems unfair.

/ "you still need to pay for the pizza"
 
2021-10-21 12:12:14 PM  
"Oink"
 
2021-10-21 12:13:30 PM  

Esroc: When girls call me "Daddy" it makes me really uncomfortable. Don't understand why that became a thing.


It's worse that, because this is a thing, my wife's one and only attempt at dirty talk involved "mommy" (and I have no idea, nor any desire to, whether this was a reference to her or to my mom.)

My brain pretty much rebooted at that point, and there was an awkward silence.  I wish I had been able to play it off and gently point her in a more appropriate direction.

A nice, simple "Fark me!" is a wonderful thing.
 
2021-10-21 12:19:52 PM  
Armageddon!
 
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