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2021-10-21 10:35:15 AM  
No soup for you!
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2021-10-21 10:36:35 AM  
Did I miss out on pink taco Tuesday again?
 
2021-10-21 10:50:09 AM  
On display were breasts that sagged, bottoms that flapped, stomachs that bulged, man boobs from outer space, teeny-weeny-penies, elephant thighs encrusted with cellulite and varicose veins that bulged out like telephone cables -

This is the reality of all nudist experiences. The people who are nudists in most fantasies are almost never the people you'd pay to see naked. They're the people you'd pay to keep their clothes on.

and nobody gave a damn!

Well, sure. Because they have no other choice.
 
2021-10-21 11:01:22 AM  

Pocket Ninja: On display were breasts that sagged, bottoms that flapped, stomachs that bulged, man boobs from outer space, teeny-weeny-penies, elephant thighs encrusted with cellulite and varicose veins that bulged out like telephone cables -

This is the reality of all nudist experiences. The people who are nudists in most fantasies are almost never the people you'd pay to see naked. They're the people you'd pay to keep their clothes on.

and nobody gave a damn!

Well, sure. Because they have no other choice.


Yes, because no woman is worth a plugged nickel if she doesn't look like a bag of antlers in the buff.  And I bet you're a paragon on insanely hot nudity yourself.
 
2021-10-21 11:20:25 AM  
So, it's an all you can eat hot dog night?
 
2021-10-21 11:20:50 AM  

Benevolent Misanthrope: Yes, because no woman is worth a plugged nickel if she doesn't look like a bag of antlers in the buff.


Interesting. I say "nudists" and you say "woman." I guess we all have our biases.
 
2021-10-21 11:26:20 AM  
"comeback"?

During the pandemic, I ate naked sprawled out on my couch all the time.
 
2021-10-21 11:34:15 AM  
Every night is fish night.
 
2021-10-21 11:37:37 AM  

Pocket Ninja: This is the reality of all nudist experiences.


I don't know, that creepy guy in the bushes at the edge of the beach seemed to enjoy what he saw.
 
2021-10-21 11:42:14 AM  

Pocket Ninja: Benevolent Misanthrope: Yes, because no woman is worth a plugged nickel if she doesn't look like a bag of antlers in the buff.

Interesting. I say "nudists" and you say "woman." I guess we all have our biases.


Interesting.  You mention "breasts" and say you didn't mention women.  I guess we all have our rationalizations.
 
2021-10-21 11:54:12 AM  

Benevolent Misanthrope: Pocket Ninja: Benevolent Misanthrope: Yes, because no woman is worth a plugged nickel if she doesn't look like a bag of antlers in the buff.

Interesting. I say "nudists" and you say "woman." I guess we all have our biases.

Interesting.  You mention "breasts" and say you didn't mention women.  I guess we all have our rationalizations.


Since when are "breast" a woman thing again? Maybe the person with saggy breasts is a man.
 
2021-10-21 11:57:46 AM  

Benevolent Misanthrope: Interesting.  You mention "breasts" and say you didn't mention women.  I guess we all have our rationalizations.


He also mentioned teeny-weeny-penies

I guess the women in your life are different than most, NTTAWWT.  It makes the world cool that different folks have different strokes.
 
2021-10-21 12:06:07 PM  
Would you go to a naked dining club?

No
 
2021-10-21 12:06:09 PM  

DerAppie: Benevolent Misanthrope: Pocket Ninja: Benevolent Misanthrope: Yes, because no woman is worth a plugged nickel if she doesn't look like a bag of antlers in the buff.

Interesting. I say "nudists" and you say "woman." I guess we all have our biases.

Interesting.  You mention "breasts" and say you didn't mention women.  I guess we all have our rationalizations.

Since when are "breast" a woman thing again? Maybe the person with saggy breasts is a man.


Post specifially mentions man-boobs.

LOL - you guys will do anything to get out of owning up to objectifying women.  It's kind of hilarious to watch in these threads.
 
2021-10-21 12:07:04 PM  

Dr.Fey: Benevolent Misanthrope: Interesting.  You mention "breasts" and say you didn't mention women.  I guess we all have our rationalizations.

He also mentioned teeny-weeny-penies

I guess the women in your life are different than most, NTTAWWT.  It makes the world cool that different folks have different strokes.


Yeah, the quote mentioned men, to.  Not what I was talking about, but keep going with that, Roosh.
 
2021-10-21 12:08:47 PM  
/;On display were breasts that sagged, bottoms that flapped, stomachs that bulged, man boobs from outer space, teeny-weeny-penies, elephant thighs encrusted with cellulite and varicose veins that bulged out like telephone cables - and nobody gave a damn!"

If any of you were harboring fantasies about this, slap them out of your head now.
 
2021-10-21 12:18:47 PM  

Benevolent Misanthrope: DerAppie: Benevolent Misanthrope: Pocket Ninja: Benevolent Misanthrope: Yes, because no woman is worth a plugged nickel if she doesn't look like a bag of antlers in the buff.

Interesting. I say "nudists" and you say "woman." I guess we all have our biases.

Interesting.  You mention "breasts" and say you didn't mention women.  I guess we all have our rationalizations.

Since when are "breast" a woman thing again? Maybe the person with saggy breasts is a man.

Post specifially mentions man-boobs.

LOL - you guys will do anything to get out of owning up to objectifying women.  It's kind of hilarious to watch in these threads.


Pocket didn't mention woman. You're wrong.
 
2021-10-21 12:20:07 PM  

Benevolent Misanthrope: DerAppie: Benevolent Misanthrope: Pocket Ninja: Benevolent Misanthrope: Yes, because no woman is worth a plugged nickel if she doesn't look like a bag of antlers in the buff.

Interesting. I say "nudists" and you say "woman." I guess we all have our biases.

Interesting.  You mention "breasts" and say you didn't mention women.  I guess we all have our rationalizations.

Since when are "breast" a woman thing again? Maybe the person with saggy breasts is a man.

Post specifially mentions man-boobs.

LOL - you guys will do anything to get out of owning up to objectifying women.  It's kind of hilarious to watch in these threads.


So you're assuming genders.

That sounds horribly unaccepting of the great spectrum of people that exist.
 
2021-10-21 12:23:15 PM  
I assume that dining alone in front of my computer while wearing only underwear doesn't count.
 
2021-10-21 12:41:19 PM  
So, I guess we're back on for Naked Lunch?
 
2021-10-21 2:43:10 PM  
Does anyone really want to see a bunch of Americans eating naked?
 
2021-10-21 3:04:37 PM  
Sounds like a good way to lose some weight. I'd be put off dinner entirely.
 
2021-10-21 4:13:27 PM  
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2021-10-21 4:27:12 PM  

Nicholas D. Wolfwood: So, I guess we're back on for Naked Lunch?


Naked Lunch is closed for remodeling, but Dog's Dinner is open, a couple doors down.
 
2021-10-21 6:48:22 PM  
The first problem I'd have with a nude dining restaurant is when I walk in and see skid marks on the chairs.
 
2021-10-21 6:55:26 PM  

Benevolent Misanthrope: Pocket Ninja: Benevolent Misanthrope: Yes, because no woman is worth a plugged nickel if she doesn't look like a bag of antlers in the buff.

Interesting. I say "nudists" and you say "woman." I guess we all have our biases.

Interesting.  You mention "breasts" and say you didn't mention women.  I guess we all have our rationalizations.


I can't believe you doubled down on this.

What PN quoted mentioned breasts and fat bellies and teeny weenie peenies. I'm pretty sure it wasn't just about judging women.
 
2021-10-22 3:01:37 AM  

Smackledorfer: Benevolent Misanthrope: Pocket Ninja: Benevolent Misanthrope: Yes, because no woman is worth a plugged nickel if she doesn't look like a bag of antlers in the buff.

Interesting. I say "nudists" and you say "woman." I guess we all have our biases.

Interesting.  You mention "breasts" and say you didn't mention women.  I guess we all have our rationalizations.

I can't believe you doubled down on this.

What PN quoted mentioned breasts and fat bellies and teeny weenie peenies. I'm pretty sure it wasn't just about judging women.


Plus it was only saying "they ain't all pretty" rather than "they have no value".

The entire BM post was mostly "omg someone mentioned something that could possibly be related to sex/gender/race therefore sexism/intolerance/racism"
 
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