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(Metro)   Woman with super organised fridge puts Subby's collection of weeks-old empty pizza boxes and moldy cheese drawer to shame   (metro.co.uk) divider line
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734 clicks; posted to Food » on 21 Oct 2021 at 1:05 PM (6 weeks ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook



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2021-10-21 10:20:12 AM  
It was an art project, as noted in TFA.

Or WAS IT? That's what a sociopath would say!
 
2021-10-21 10:25:13 AM  
That woman definitely kills her pets.
 
2021-10-21 10:38:47 AM  
at least she is aware that apostrophes do not make a word plural
 
2021-10-21 11:31:59 AM  
she seems like she could help clean up after a party.
 
2021-10-21 11:56:10 AM  
On an unrelated note, I put all the canned goods I had in the cabinets unto shelves in the basement.  Now I can actually find what I'm looking for.
 
2021-10-21 12:27:24 PM  
just an installation art project, nothing more, nothing less subby....

but it DID inspire me! i just bought cabinet organizer shelves to put in my freezer and i am very excited! they should arrive on saturday.
 
2021-10-21 1:11:28 PM  
I've decided to invest in a walk-in freezer after reading this article. Then I can store multiple bodies--er, groceries in a neat and orderly fashion.
 
2021-10-21 1:39:02 PM  
Should I be more worried that "28" sounds sooooo long ago or that I'm coming to terms with being nearly 40?

I have a baby-face so I both feel old AND I still get carded. Nice?
 
2021-10-21 1:51:13 PM  
I could tell she had OCD by the way she was dressed.
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2021-10-21 1:52:04 PM  
Who refrigerates sauce packets?
 
2021-10-21 2:02:53 PM  

I Swear I'll Jump: Who refrigerates sauce packets?


Crazy people.

My old partner insisted 1) that we keep ALL the sauce packets from the preceding decade, and B) that they be organized by type, all facing the same way, each type in its own ziplock bag.

I still have a (much less OCD) system involving ziplocks, but man I RELISHED throwing all them sh*ts out when he died.
 
2021-10-21 2:22:41 PM  

rosekolodny: I Swear I'll Jump: Who refrigerates sauce packets?

Crazy people.

My old partner insisted 1) that we keep ALL the sauce packets from the preceding decade, and B) that they be organized by type, all facing the same way, each type in its own ziplock bag.

I still have a (much less OCD) system involving ziplocks, but man I RELISHED throwing all them sh*ts out when he died.


I normally like rose.

When he ... died?

Now I really like rose.
 
2021-10-21 2:25:27 PM  

fasahd: I could tell she had OCD by the way she was dressed.
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Reading the article and watching the video I knew it was OCD, not sociopathic behavior.
 
2021-10-21 2:28:30 PM  

Valter: rosekolodny: I Swear I'll Jump: Who refrigerates sauce packets?

Crazy people.

My old partner insisted 1) that we keep ALL the sauce packets from the preceding decade, and B) that they be organized by type, all facing the same way, each type in its own ziplock bag.

I still have a (much less OCD) system involving ziplocks, but man I RELISHED throwing all them sh*ts out when he died.

I normally like rose.

When he ... died?

Now I really like rose.


Heh.  It's been five years.

That sh*t-hoarding motherf*cker kept every single cardboard box that anything ever came in.  Our landlords gave me a rolling dumpster, and I stood at a second-story window pitching boxes and other stuff out the window into the dumpster.

It was extremely cathartic.
 
2021-10-21 2:49:27 PM  

rosekolodny: Valter: rosekolodny: I Swear I'll Jump: Who refrigerates sauce packets?

Crazy people.

My old partner insisted 1) that we keep ALL the sauce packets from the preceding decade, and B) that they be organized by type, all facing the same way, each type in its own ziplock bag.

I still have a (much less OCD) system involving ziplocks, but man I RELISHED throwing all them sh*ts out when he died.

I normally like rose.

When he ... died?

Now I really like rose.

Heh.  It's been five years.

That sh*t-hoarding motherf*cker kept every single cardboard box that anything ever came in.  Our landlords gave me a rolling dumpster, and I stood at a second-story window pitching boxes and other stuff out the window into the dumpster.

It was extremely cathartic.


I'd like to give you a hug.

But you kind of scare me.

So I want to give you more hugs.
 
2021-10-21 2:52:18 PM  

Valter: rosekolodny: Valter: rosekolodny: I Swear I'll Jump: Who refrigerates sauce packets?

Crazy people.

My old partner insisted 1) that we keep ALL the sauce packets from the preceding decade, and B) that they be organized by type, all facing the same way, each type in its own ziplock bag.

I still have a (much less OCD) system involving ziplocks, but man I RELISHED throwing all them sh*ts out when he died.

I normally like rose.

When he ... died?

Now I really like rose.

Heh.  It's been five years.

That sh*t-hoarding motherf*cker kept every single cardboard box that anything ever came in.  Our landlords gave me a rolling dumpster, and I stood at a second-story window pitching boxes and other stuff out the window into the dumpster.

It was extremely cathartic.

I'd like to give you a hug.

But you kind of scare me.

So I want to give you more hugs.


I can work with that.
 
2021-10-21 3:27:19 PM  

Picklehead: fasahd: I could tell she had OCD by the way she was dressed.
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Reading the article and watching the video I knew it was OCD, not sociopathic behavior.


How can you know she has OCD when what she is doing is NOT the way she keeps her fridge under normal circumstances?

An avocado in a notebook slot, unbagged or anything?
 
2021-10-21 3:46:15 PM  

Valter: rosekolodny: Valter: rosekolodny: I Swear I'll Jump: Who refrigerates sauce packets?

Crazy people.

My old partner insisted 1) that we keep ALL the sauce packets from the preceding decade, and B) that they be organized by type, all facing the same way, each type in its own ziplock bag.

I still have a (much less OCD) system involving ziplocks, but man I RELISHED throwing all them sh*ts out when he died.

I normally like rose.

When he ... died?

Now I really like rose.

Heh.  It's been five years.

That sh*t-hoarding motherf*cker kept every single cardboard box that anything ever came in.  Our landlords gave me a rolling dumpster, and I stood at a second-story window pitching boxes and other stuff out the window into the dumpster.

It was extremely cathartic.

I'd like to give you a hug.

But you kind of scare me.

So I want to give you more hugs.


I had the same impulse!
 
2021-10-21 4:46:44 PM  
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2021-10-21 5:46:38 PM  

rosekolodny: Valter: rosekolodny: I Swear I'll Jump: Who refrigerates sauce packets?

Crazy people.

My old partner insisted 1) that we keep ALL the sauce packets from the preceding decade, and B) that they be organized by type, all facing the same way, each type in its own ziplock bag.

I still have a (much less OCD) system involving ziplocks, but man I RELISHED throwing all them sh*ts out when he died.

I normally like rose.

When he ... died?

Now I really like rose.

Heh.  It's been five years.

That sh*t-hoarding motherf*cker kept every single cardboard box that anything ever came in.  Our landlords gave me a rolling dumpster, and I stood at a second-story window pitching boxes and other stuff out the window into the dumpster.

It was extremely cathartic.


I once, in my early 20s, got dumped by a live-in boyfriend. Just before xmas, on the day we were supposed to decorate our tree (the first live xmas tree I'd ever bought for my own apartment).

2 days later and all of his stuff was gone and so was he.

So i heaved the 8 ft tall still undecorated tree over our second floor balcony strait into a fenced garbage area off to the side on the ground floor and it was SO cathartic!

And 20 years later i have never bothered to put up any other xmas trees 😊
 
2021-10-22 3:21:18 AM  
I've been on a good delivery service for the last month called "every plate" it's kinda like hello fresh but for cheaper people.
My fridge has become a bit more organized due to it.  All the little sauce packets and what not I just keep in a drinking glass in the fridge so I know where they are (and it's a safe place from my dog, who opens drawers, because she's such a good girl)
I thought my fridge game was getting a little neurotic but yeah I'm still in the newbie zone compared to this woman.
 
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