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2021-10-21 12:28:57 PM  
I'm  not convinced he was there for the hunting
 
2021-10-21 12:33:03 PM  
First thing the Cubs have done well all year.
 
2021-10-21 12:36:12 PM  

Hooferatheart: I'm  not convinced he was there for the hunting


All of the truly classic jokes involve the anus:
"You didn't come out here to hunt."
"Where's my cookie?"
 
2021-10-21 12:41:27 PM  
FTA: First of what will be 22 rabies vaccinations.

Since when? Mine was 4.
 
2021-10-21 12:43:35 PM  

noitsnot: Hooferatheart: I'm  not convinced he was there for the hunting

All of the truly classic jokes involve the anus:
"You didn't come out here to hunt."
"Where's my cookie?"


Or testicles.

Sometimes, señor, the bull wins.
 
2021-10-21 12:52:07 PM  

noitsnot: Hooferatheart: I'm  not convinced he was there for the hunting

All of the truly classic jokes involve the anus:
"You didn't come out here to hunt."
"Where's my cookie?"


"Do you have a problem with poop sticking to your human skin? "
 
2021-10-21 12:54:01 PM  
"Sometimes you eat the bear, sometimes the bear eats you - but ALWAYS dress for the hunt."
 
2021-10-21 12:57:02 PM  

ToughActinProlactin: FTA: First of what will be 22 rabies vaccinations.

Since when? Mine was 4.


Your insurance sucks
 
2021-10-21 1:00:52 PM  
Mynd you bear bytes ken be pretty nasti.
 
2021-10-21 1:04:17 PM  

chitownmike: ToughActinProlactin: FTA: First of what will be 22 rabies vaccinations.

Since when? Mine was 4.

Your insurance sucks


Seeing as every source I check suggest that the protocol is 4 shots and ivIG..
 
2021-10-21 1:46:51 PM  
This thread delivers like the postal service.
 
2021-10-21 2:00:33 PM  

noitsnot: Hooferatheart: I'm  not convinced he was there for the hunting

All of the truly classic jokes involve the anus:
"You didn't come out here to hunt."
"Where's my cookie?"


"They pack their shiat the night before."
 
2021-10-21 2:28:13 PM  
If I had a bear like that I would name him Louis Suarez
 
2021-10-21 2:44:35 PM  
Dalton Roach felt a paw on his lap.

Letters to  Field and Stream are getting saucier.
 
2021-10-21 4:17:57 PM  
I started watching The Walking Dead about 6 months ago, and Fear the Walking Dead about 2 months ago so my first thought was someone was going to have to stab him in the head or he was gonna turn into a bear.
 
2021-10-21 4:27:55 PM  

Stud Gerbil: Dalton Roach felt a paw on his lap.

Letters to  Field and Stream are getting saucier.


Great, now Field and Stream is accepting Yiff letters from Furries too..

/ I never thought it would happen to me....
 
2021-10-21 4:32:10 PM  

Leftover Cocaine: noitsnot: Hooferatheart: I'm  not convinced he was there for the hunting

All of the truly classic jokes involve the anus:
"You didn't come out here to hunt."
"Where's my cookie?"

"They pack their shiat the night before."


"Death it is! But first, ugu."
 
2021-10-21 7:36:08 PM  
Dalton Roach, a 25-year-old righty
I like that they give us the important details.
 
2021-10-21 10:56:50 PM  

ToughActinProlactin: chitownmike: ToughActinProlactin: FTA: First of what will be 22 rabies vaccinations.

Since when? Mine was 4.

Your insurance sucks

Seeing as every source I check suggest that the protocol is 4 shots and ivIG..


I was going to say your doctor didn't like you
/22 shots surprised me too
 
2021-10-21 11:06:31 PM  

anuran: Dalton Roach, a 25-year-old righty
I like that they give us the important details.


Hey, this is St. Louis were talking about here...Baseball is very important..Those kind of details go along
with about every story...

The homeless guy caught whacking in the park?  Ya, he's a right with a wicked spitball..According to sources..
 
2021-10-21 11:29:31 PM  

Mr. Shabooboo: Stud Gerbil: Dalton Roach felt a paw on his lap.

Letters to  Field and Stream are getting saucier.

Great, now Field and Stream is accepting Yiff letters from Furries too..

/ I never thought it would happen to me....


Paging MattyTheMouse to the thread...
 
2021-10-21 11:37:45 PM  

King Something: Leftover Cocaine: noitsnot: Hooferatheart: I'm  not convinced he was there for the hunting

All of the truly classic jokes involve the anus:
"You didn't come out here to hunt."
"Where's my cookie?"

"They pack their shiat the night before."

"Death it is! But first, ugu."


not "Death.... by ugu"?
 
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