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(NL Times (Netherlands)) Weeners Penis plant blooms in Europe for the third time ever, two of those including the current one in Subby's hometown   (nltimes.nl) divider line
    More: Weeners, Flower, penis plant, Tropical Greenhouses of the Hortus Botanicus, Hortus botanists, female inflorescence, giant penis plant, Amorphophallus decus-silvae, bloom  
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2021-10-21 11:09:16 AM  
Also in Subby's mom.
 
2021-10-21 11:41:06 AM  

8 inches: Also in Subby's mom.


You just wait for anything weener-related to come up in the queue so you can boobies it, don't you? :)
 
2021-10-21 11:50:26 AM  
i can fap to this
 
2021-10-21 11:50:45 AM  
FTA:

In bloom, the plant has a long stem with a phallus-like part of about half a meter on top. This part, in particular, emits the stench.

This is why you need to shower daily. Then again, the flower is in Europe.

The Hortus in Leiden also has a giant penis plant.

Hey, the first rule of the locker room is eyes stay shoulder level and above.
 
2021-10-21 11:50:45 AM  
"last flowered in 1997"  oh so it's married
 
2021-10-21 11:50:56 AM  
Gooey female secretions that attract swarms or insects, smelly phallic appendages and volunteer managers that keep it warm.

This article has it all.
 
2021-10-21 11:56:48 AM  

asciibaron: i can fap to this


You're not trying hard enough.
 
2021-10-21 11:57:31 AM  
so one might say the penis plant is a grower not a shower.
 
2021-10-21 12:01:07 PM  
The penis plant that is now blooming is six years old and raised by a volunteer who works in the greenhouses.

Said volunteer must be a hell of a horticulturalist.

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2021-10-21 12:04:18 PM  

hammettman: The penis plant that is now blooming is six years old and raised by a volunteer who works in the greenhouses.

Said volunteer must be a hell of a whoreticulturalist.

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/fixed
 
2021-10-21 12:05:32 PM  
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2021-10-21 12:06:20 PM  
Sure you plant penis plant seeds in a greenhouse and everyone's all "Oh isn't that interesting", I try and do that at a public park and all I get is a restraining order and an ankle monitor.  Farking hypocrites.
 
2021-10-21 12:12:52 PM  
Oy! Yer bloomin' penis plant stinks like Croyden in da summertime. Must 'ave a case of spotted dick.
 
2021-10-21 12:19:17 PM  
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2021-10-21 12:19:55 PM  
Dickweed.
 
2021-10-21 12:23:03 PM  

8 inches: Also in Subby's mom.


Admittedly it's something my mom would do but yours got there first.
 
2021-10-21 12:30:39 PM  

Excelsior: Dickweed.


Ah! Well done, good sir.
 
2021-10-21 12:34:04 PM  
Did Mr Wilson miss the blooming of this one, too?
 
2021-10-21 12:35:07 PM  
Humblebrag much subby?
 
2021-10-21 12:36:11 PM  

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2021-10-21 1:02:12 PM  

chawco: asciibaron: i can fap to this

You're not trying hard enough.


Your reading comprehension sucks
 
2021-10-21 1:02:39 PM  
Fun fact:  The Venus fly trap is so named because the person who named it thought the lobes looked like vaginas, but couldn't name it the vagina fly trap.
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/bonus fact:  only naturally found in a small area in the Carolinas
//bonus fact 2:  doesn't catch many flies, more often spiders
///I'm sure there is a more vagina like plant our there, but I wasn't going to search for pictures of it
 
2021-10-21 1:02:51 PM  
These plants only bloom in an environment that is very warm and fairly humid.

It certainly helps, yes.
 
2021-10-21 1:07:59 PM  

Salmon: Gooey female secretions that attract swarms or insects, smelly phallic appendages and volunteer managers that keep it warm.


Yes, we all remember what going through puberty was like.
 
2021-10-21 1:30:47 PM  

chitownmike: chawco: asciibaron: i can fap to this

You're not trying hard enough.

Your reading comprehension sucks


chitownmike: chawco: asciibaron: i can fap to this

You're not trying hard enough.

Your reading comprehension sucks


So you're saying I'm not trying hard enough?
 
2021-10-21 1:31:48 PM  
i asked the wife if she wanted one but she said she can get as many as she wants.........  !.
 
2021-10-21 1:34:58 PM  

REDARMYVODKA: 8 inches: Also in Subby's mom.

You just wait for anything weener-related to come up in the queue so you can boobies it, don't you? :)


A man's got to have a purpose. :)
 
2021-10-21 4:10:39 PM  
Anything starts blooming in my groin and I'm having it looked at ASAP.
 
2021-10-21 4:43:31 PM  

fzumrk: ...
///I'm sure there is a more vagina like plant our there, but I wasn't going to search for pictures of it


the latin name is Clitorea ternatea, blue pea vine

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2021-10-22 2:38:32 AM  

fzumrk: ///I'm sure there is a more vagina like plant our there, but I wasn't going to search for pictures of it


Well I did.

Hydnora africana also known as jackal food
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some cactus
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Opening bud of red poppy flower
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2021-10-22 7:48:18 AM  

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You don't look Jewish
 
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