Harry Freakstorm: Can I see your tag for that double frosted donut, Mr. Horton?
AstroJesus: Legend says you can find a good deal on a used laptop during a Hunter's moon.
Excelsior: Did they let you ride the glazer?[Fark user image image 850x478]
Nirbo: Excelsior: Did they let you ride the glazer?[Fark user image image 850x478]For those of you keeping track, I just discovered a new fetish./the list is getting pretty long
Dr. Nick Riviera: Harry Freakstorm: Can I see your tag for that double frosted donut, Mr. Horton?"I bought a doughnut and they gave me a receipt for the doughnut. I don't need a receipt for the doughnut. I'll just give you the money, and you give me the doughnut, end of transaction. We don't need to bring ink and paper into this. I just can't imagine a scenario where I would have to prove that I bought a doughnut. Some skeptical friend: 'Don't even act like I didn't get that doughnut! I got the documentation right here!'"/RIP Mitch
Harry Freakstorm: Two donut hunters are out in the woods. They bag a great cream horn and start dragging it by the short end through the woods to their car. They meet another donut hunter who says "Why don't you guys try dragging that cream horn by the wide front? It'll be a lot easier." They try it and it is easier.About an hour later, one of the hunters dragging the cream horn says "We should have thanked that other donut hunter. It's a lot easier dragging this cream horn by the front." The second one says "Yeah, but we're getting further and further from the car."
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