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(NBC Washington)   The Hunter's Moon is upon us so, you know, go hunt something. Subby just bagged a very rare but elusive double frosted chocolate donut   (nbcwashington.com) divider line
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2021-10-21 11:08:02 AM  
I don't have an early meeting today, so I am hunting an elusive extra hour of sleep.
 
2021-10-21 11:08:58 AM  
Can I see your tag for that double frosted donut, Mr. Horton?
 
2021-10-21 11:13:26 AM  
Legend says you can find a good deal on a used laptop during a Hunter's moon.
 
2021-10-21 11:13:44 AM  
Did they let you ride the glazer?

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2021-10-21 11:17:10 AM  
Two donut hunters are out in the woods.   They bag a great cream horn and start dragging it by the short end through the woods to their car.   They meet another donut hunter who says "Why don't you guys try dragging that cream horn by the wide front?  It'll be a lot easier."  They try it and it is easier.

About an hour later, one of the hunters dragging the cream horn says "We should have thanked that other donut hunter.  It's a lot easier dragging this cream horn by the front."  The second one says "Yeah, but we're getting further and further from the car."
 
2021-10-21 11:22:29 AM  
It was too foggy this morning to see anything.
 
2021-10-21 11:25:24 AM  
Ghost - Hunter's Moon (Official Music Video)
Youtube rtkaUZvMaG8
 
2021-10-21 11:26:23 AM  

Harry Freakstorm: Can I see your tag for that double frosted donut, Mr. Horton?


"I bought a doughnut and they gave me a receipt for the doughnut. I don't need a receipt for the doughnut. I'll just give you the money, and you give me the doughnut, end of transaction. We don't need to bring ink and paper into this. I just can't imagine a scenario where I would have to prove that I bought a doughnut. Some skeptical friend: 'Don't even act like I didn't get that doughnut! I got the documentation right here!'"

/RIP Mitch
 
2021-10-21 11:27:08 AM  

AstroJesus: Legend says you can find a good deal on a used laptop during a Hunter's moon.


What deal? Just bait them with a PC Repair sign and they show up.  Hardly a sport.  I got three of them last week.  I put them out by the bin and the trashman won't touch 'em.

Harry Freakstorm III
Hunter Biden
Ms Scott Class
Third Grade

Like the great Johnnie Appleseed, Hunter Biden walked across our great country.  Only he left laptops.  Laptops are what people used back then before the Covid vaccine gave everyone 5G wireless connectivity and blue teeth.  Each laptop had a type of crime on it.   Some were federal crimes like influence peddling.  Some were dirty picture crimes.  Every laptop was ignored because why would a guy go around leaving laptops everywhere?  Especially places where he'd never been to?  The city of Effingham Illinois has their Hunter Biden Laptop on display in their MAGA museum.  It's right next to the Dixie Trucker Stop and there's a guy who sells flags and hats too.

Anyhow, Hunter Biden left 57 laptops.  One for each state and wannabe states.  He then took up painting and sold his paintings for $500,000.   That was a lot of money but his most popular painting, Crying Eagle Clutching Cash is on display in every classroom, as you can see (points).  Thank you.  I will entertain no questions at this time.
 
2021-10-21 11:28:10 AM  

Excelsior: Did they let you ride the glazer?

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For those of you keeping track, I just discovered a new fetish.

/the list is getting pretty long
 
2021-10-21 11:30:17 AM  
Rare but elusive?
 
2021-10-21 11:32:04 AM  
I have a hard time bagging donuts. I'd rather have a box.
 
2021-10-21 11:32:14 AM  

Nirbo: Excelsior: Did they let you ride the glazer?

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For those of you keeping track, I just discovered a new fetish.

/the list is getting pretty long


But is it distinguished, like your - I'm sorry. There are things we don't discuss in public.
 
2021-10-21 11:45:25 AM  
I bagged a Hunter laptop! No limit on them, they're everywhere!
 
2021-10-21 11:49:07 AM  
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2021-10-21 11:56:50 AM  

Dr. Nick Riviera: Harry Freakstorm: Can I see your tag for that double frosted donut, Mr. Horton?

"I bought a doughnut and they gave me a receipt for the doughnut. I don't need a receipt for the doughnut. I'll just give you the money, and you give me the doughnut, end of transaction. We don't need to bring ink and paper into this. I just can't imagine a scenario where I would have to prove that I bought a doughnut. Some skeptical friend: 'Don't even act like I didn't get that doughnut! I got the documentation right here!'"

/RIP Mitch


I was once denied reimbursement while on business travel because I didn't keep the receipt for an Auntie Anns pretzel. It was only like $1.75, but it's the principle of the matter.
 
2021-10-21 11:59:29 AM  
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2021-10-21 12:02:35 PM  
I successfully hunted a leftover enchilada from the fridge.
 
2021-10-21 12:08:42 PM  
Q. What is it?
A. A full moon.

Q. When can you best see it?
A. Night
 
2021-10-21 12:10:37 PM  
I am glad this story got greened a day after the Hunter's Moon so I can pretend I saw it last night.
 
2021-10-21 12:21:01 PM  
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2021-10-21 12:21:35 PM  
Better than a Killing Moon I guess
 
2021-10-21 12:22:05 PM  
Grant us eyes!
 
2021-10-21 12:48:54 PM  
Tom Lehrer - The Hunting Song - LIVE FILM From Copenhagen in 1967
Youtube MQyoSLOlglw
 
2021-10-21 12:52:59 PM  
Tonight is the Hunter's Moon!
Youtube 63D1BIpichA
 
2021-10-21 1:01:30 PM  
Jupiter was also in conjunction with the Moon the past few nights, you might still see it lower on the horizon tonight.
 
2021-10-21 1:20:20 PM  
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2021-10-21 1:29:22 PM  
I bagged a couple of sausage patties with a couple of buckwheat pancakes ..
 
2021-10-21 1:29:22 PM  
I had a nice moonlit walk with the cats this morning. I only caught warm fuzzy feelings.
 
2021-10-21 1:37:20 PM  

Harry Freakstorm: Two donut hunters are out in the woods.   They bag a great cream horn and start dragging it by the short end through the woods to their car.   They meet another donut hunter who says "Why don't you guys try dragging that cream horn by the wide front?  It'll be a lot easier."  They try it and it is easier.

About an hour later, one of the hunters dragging the cream horn says "We should have thanked that other donut hunter.  It's a lot easier dragging this cream horn by the front."  The second one says "Yeah, but we're getting further and further from the car."


It really shouldn't have. This made me LOL though. Thanks. (Stupid jokes are not always bad ones).
 
2021-10-21 1:44:16 PM  
Time to sharpen the old Burial Blade.
 
2021-10-21 3:18:00 PM  
My photo from Tuesday night...

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2021-10-21 4:09:37 PM  

FarkOf40000Years: My photo from Tuesday night...

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I can see my house.
 
2021-10-21 5:45:40 PM  
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2021-10-21 6:21:45 PM  

FarkOf40000Years: My photo from Tuesday night...

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I need to get a bigger lens.
 
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