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(Some Guy)   Upon realizing he was screwed by Trump, Thumbkin responds with all the courage he could muster   (nationalzero.com) divider line
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5119 clicks; posted to Politics » on 21 Oct 2021 at 10:26 AM (6 weeks ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook



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2021-10-21 8:32:04 AM  
Twitter and Facebook are like...

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2021-10-21 8:50:21 AM  
So have we started a betting pool on how long Trump's new site will be around?

My prediction is ghost town within 3 months, full shutdown by May of next year.

I'm being generous.
 
2021-10-21 9:34:13 AM  
Thumbkin? Where is that man's chin?!!?
 
2021-10-21 9:44:01 AM  
So Trump aborted the deal without Miller even being aware?
 
2021-10-21 9:55:33 AM  

mrshowrules: So Trump aborted the deal without Miller even being aware?


Probably slipped a pill in his drink.
 
2021-10-21 10:27:34 AM  

Shostie: So have we started a betting pool on how long Trump's new site will be around?

My prediction is ghost town within 3 months, full shutdown by May of next year.

I'm being generous.


I predict it spends 2 months harvesting data, names, email, cc, etc. Never goes online for use. Sells the data to Putin. Ends.
 
2021-10-21 10:29:58 AM  
GETTR sounds like a half-baked Bumblr.
 
2021-10-21 10:30:33 AM  

Circusdog320: Twitter and Facebook are like...

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2021-10-21 10:30:34 AM  
Wow. That statement is farking pathetic. Like "doing the wedding toast for your ex-girlfriend and the guy she was cheating on you with" pathetic.
 
2021-10-21 10:31:13 AM  

TheBlackrose: GETTR sounds like a half-baked Bumblr.


I thought it was Grindr for Republican congressmen, to be honest.
 
2021-10-21 10:32:13 AM  
"President Trump has always been a great deal-maker, but we just couldn't come to terms on a deal."

If your definition of "great deal-maker" is Donald Trump and you can't even make a deal with him, you must be the worst deal-maker ever. Of course, you were the one who tried to negotiate with a orange man who's brain probably looks like swiss cheese, so your failure was inevitable.
 
2021-10-21 10:33:43 AM  

HeartBurnKid: TheBlackrose: GETTR sounds like a half-baked Bumblr.

I thought it was Grindr for Republican congressmen, to be honest.


I'm pretty sure that's just called Grindr.
 
2021-10-21 10:33:45 AM  

HeartBurnKid: TheBlackrose: GETTR sounds like a half-baked Bumblr.

I thought it was Grindr for Republican congressmen, to be honest.


Admission requires proof of a wide stance.
 
2021-10-21 10:34:07 AM  

HeartBurnKid: TheBlackrose: GETTR sounds like a half-baked Bumblr.

I thought it was Grindr for Republican congressmen, to be honest.


Grindr is Grindr for Republican congressmen.
 
2021-10-21 10:34:17 AM  
Content aside, that website feels like you might get a virus from it, or at least a bunch of pop-up ads.
 
2021-10-21 10:34:18 AM  

HeartBurnKid: TheBlackrose: GETTR sounds like a half-baked Bumblr.

I thought it was Grindr for Republican congressmen, to be honest.


Grindr is Grindr for Republican congressmen...

...especially during CPAC.
 
2021-10-21 10:34:18 AM  

Circusdog320: Twitter and Facebook are like...

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Exactly.. they'll come crawling back when they realize there's no libs on the new platform to try to stiggint to.
 
2021-10-21 10:34:56 AM  
Wow, so TFG bails on his site and thumbkin gives him one more handy for the road?

yikes.
 
2021-10-21 10:35:48 AM  

killershark: "President Trump has always been a great deal-maker, but we just couldn't come to terms on a deal."

If your definition of "great deal-maker" is Donald Trump and you can't even make a deal with him, you must be the worst deal-maker ever. Of course, you were the one who tried to negotiate with a orange man who's brain probably looks like swiss cheese, so your failure was inevitable.


Right? I mean, if TFG isn't the problem, what does that say about you? Also, why are we talking about something that doesn't exist?
 
2021-10-21 10:36:00 AM  

Circusdog320: Twitter and Facebook are like...

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That's just the thing, if you think about it the insurrectionists and white supremacist, because let's admit it that's pretty much what Trump's followers are down to being at some level, bull didn't actually leave Twitter and Facebook they are addicted just like everyone else. More likely they are simply lurking in the background of Facebook still being told what to think and what to be angry at all the while still giving Facebook the personalized browsing preferences of the user so they can continue to sell them to the highest bidder.
 
2021-10-21 10:36:32 AM  

stoli n coke: Wow. That statement is farking pathetic. Like "doing the wedding toast for your ex-girlfriend and the guy she was cheating on you with" pathetic.


It should have ended with him mentioning something about his wife's boyfriend.
 
2021-10-21 10:37:21 AM  
The conservative quest for the perfect echo chamber continues unabated.  They will inevitably come to the conclusion that the only way to silence voices other than their own are cattle cars.
 
2021-10-21 10:38:09 AM  

Shostie: So have we started a betting pool on how long Trump's new site will be around?

My prediction is ghost town within 3 months, full shutdown by May of next year.

I'm being generous.


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2021-10-21 10:38:31 AM  
Neat blog, subby.
 
2021-10-21 10:38:44 AM  

Circusdog320: Twitter and Facebook are like...

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They're probably all for it since their most problematic users will leave for Trump's new platform. It's like having a completely unreasonable customer throwing a fit at your store and then loudly stating that they're never coming back.
 
2021-10-21 10:41:40 AM  

red230: Circusdog320: Twitter and Facebook are like...

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They're probably all for it since their most problematic users will leave for Trump's new platform. It's like having a completely unreasonable customer throwing a fit at your store and then loudly stating that they're never coming back.


Oh please, foreign intelligence agencies have enough time on their hands that they can multi-task and operate multiple accounts across different platforms all at once.
 
2021-10-21 10:41:49 AM  
Looking forward to the inevitable "GETTR? Done." when that platform finally collapses in on itself.
 
2021-10-21 10:42:23 AM  

rummonkey: Circusdog320: Twitter and Facebook are like...

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That's just the thing, if you think about it the insurrectionists and white supremacist, because let's admit it that's pretty much what Trump's followers are down to being at some level, bull didn't actually leave Twitter and Facebook they are addicted just like everyone else. More likely they are simply lurking in the background of Facebook still being told what to think and what to be angry at all the while still giving Facebook the personalized browsing preferences of the user so they can continue to sell them to the highest bidder.


Twitter sure can't tell them apart either
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2021-10-21 10:42:35 AM  
I think he misspelled GUTTR
 
2021-10-21 10:45:24 AM  

TheBlackrose: GETTR sounds like a half-baked Bumblr.


I always think of Getter Robo, and then I have a sad because the mad man behind it is dead while the thumbman and orange ass still walk this Earth.
 
2021-10-21 10:45:48 AM  

SpecialSnowFlake: HeartBurnKid: TheBlackrose: GETTR sounds like a half-baked Bumblr.

I thought it was Grindr for Republican congressmen, to be honest.

Grindr is Grindr for Republican congressmen...

...especially during CPAC.


We had the RNC convention in Cleveland.

The things that saw a sudden spike? Drug trafficking arrests, and prostitution. Male escorts made a fortune, and Grindr usage more than doubled in the area.

https://www.pinknews.co.uk/2016/07/22​/​business-is-booming-for-gay-sex-worker​s-at-republican-convention-despite-ant​i-lgbt-platform/
 
2021-10-21 10:46:25 AM  
Scorpion stings Frog?

Huh, who woulda thunkit?
 
2021-10-21 10:48:24 AM  

Shostie: So have we started a betting pool on how long Trump's new site will be around?

My prediction is ghost town within 3 months, full shutdown by May of next year.

I'm being generous.


My money is on "eternally two weeks away from lauch."
 
2021-10-21 10:50:07 AM  
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2021-10-21 10:50:08 AM  
I have no pity for any adult that tries to do business with a Trump. The Trump record is long-established that any deal-breaking or non-payment is to be expected. Likewise with being publicly smeared when they didn't somehow give Trumps a better return despite whatever self-sabotage the Trump inflicted on the endeavor with arrogant expectations and insane public statements.
 
2021-10-21 10:52:28 AM  
THIS IS THE PLAN!!!

You stupid Farkers won't be laughing after this reveal! Think about it for a moment. How else are you going to get the pedos to feel comfortable? It will take 2 or 3 months then...

BAM!!!The STORM finally arrives!
 
2021-10-21 10:53:20 AM  
Now Facebook and Twitter will lose even more market share.

What farking planet do these people live on? Every conservative that made a big show about leaving those platforms was back within days or weeks.
 
2021-10-21 10:53:35 AM  
FBI seen salivating.
 
2021-10-21 10:54:09 AM  

HeartBurnKid: TheBlackrose: GETTR sounds like a half-baked Bumblr.

I thought it was Grindr for Republican congressmen, to be honest.


That's GETTM.
 
2021-10-21 10:54:27 AM  
GETTR = GRINDR+Twitter?
 
2021-10-21 10:54:37 AM  

HeartBurnKid: TheBlackrose: GETTR sounds like a half-baked Bumblr.

I thought it was Grindr for Republican congressmen, to be honest.


Only if you don't have to be 18 to get an account.
 
2021-10-21 10:58:40 AM  

Shostie: So have we started a betting pool on how long Trump's new site will be around?

My prediction is ghost town within 3 months, full shutdown by May of next year.

I'm being generous.


All these "We're gonna create our own Twitter with blackjack and hookers" sites follow the same pattern.

1) Right-wing social media site announced.
2) Terms of service during launch indicate a commitment to free speech somewhere between Iowa church supper and Kim Jong Il.
3) A handful of low-information voters declare the site an FBI honeypot.
4) Site is hacked and the personal information of thousands of users is handed to the media.

Step Two showed up in my Twitter feed today.
 
2021-10-21 11:05:40 AM  

Circusdog320: Twitter and Facebook are like...

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I think they should all fight it out.
In the most bloody and destructive way possible.
If we are lucky none of them will survive.

I'M SO EXCITED!!
 
2021-10-21 11:17:14 AM  

stoli n coke: Wow. That statement is farking pathetic. Like "doing the wedding toast for your ex-girlfriend and the guy she was cheating on you with" pathetic.


You know how one of so-called "conservatives" favorite insults is "cuck"?
And you know the iron-clad rule of "conservatives": every accusation is actually a confession?

That fat biatch of an ambulatory thumb probably enjoyed the humiliation when he found out.
 
2021-10-21 11:21:11 AM  
. Upon realizing that he was screwed by Trump,

Jason Miller wonders whether he'll end up needing to make himself a smoothie..?
 
2021-10-21 11:32:26 AM  
Lol did you think he wasn't gonna fark you.
I bet y'all have him tons of user data as part of his due diligence about possibly joining getter didn't you. You got farking coned asshole.
 
2021-10-21 11:39:34 AM  
They suspended this account because people couldn't tell the difference between truth and satire.

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2021-10-21 11:46:58 AM  

Shostie: So have we started a betting pool on how long Trump's new site will be around?

My prediction is ghost town within 3 months, full shutdown by May of next year.

I'm being generous.


But what about his strong track record of past successful business ventures?

/s
 
2021-10-21 11:48:11 AM  

stoli n coke: Wow. That statement is farking pathetic. Like "doing the wedding toast for your ex-girlfriend and the guy she was cheating on you with" pathetic.


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2021-10-21 11:55:28 AM  

Tell Me How My Blog Tastes: Thumbkin? Where is that man's chin?!!?


Frank Zappa Tryin to grow a chin
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