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(The Takeout)   Easter is a better candy holiday than Halloween. Prove me wrong   (thetakeout.com) divider line
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2021-10-21 10:52:15 AM  
14 votes:

Subtonic: baltimoreblonde: syrynxx: You can only eat one Cadbury egg before going into a diabetic coma.  You can eat an entire bag of Reese's Peanut Butter cups.

Been there, done that. Still can't handle Cadbury, but I will commit homicide for a Reese's.

I actually prefer Easter for the hard-boiled eggs. Yes, my cholesterol is outrageous.

Kielbasa and hard boiled egg sandwich with plenty of horseradish and spicy mustard.


You must Trick or Treat in a different neighborhood than my kids.
 
2021-10-21 11:14:00 AM  
8 votes:

Schmerd1948: NINEv2: baltimoreblonde: syrynxx: You can only eat one Cadbury egg before going into a diabetic coma.  You can eat an entire bag of Reese's Peanut Butter cups.

Been there, done that. Still can't handle Cadbury, but I will commit homicide for a Reese's.

I actually prefer Easter for the hard-boiled eggs. Yes, my cholesterol is outrageous.

Easter ham, shank portion. A 7lb ham will last us days, not including the soups we can make.

/Peeps vs. peanut butter taffy?
//ham please

So you celebrate the death and resurrection of a nice Jewish boy by eating pig. If I were you, I'd invest in some asbestos underwear.


The ham is the whole point: you're proving you're not Jewish. Like if the Nazis bust into your house on Easter, you can be all, "But we've got ham!" and they'll leave you alone.
 
2021-10-21 11:07:17 AM  
7 votes:

NINEv2: baltimoreblonde: syrynxx: You can only eat one Cadbury egg before going into a diabetic coma.  You can eat an entire bag of Reese's Peanut Butter cups.

Been there, done that. Still can't handle Cadbury, but I will commit homicide for a Reese's.

I actually prefer Easter for the hard-boiled eggs. Yes, my cholesterol is outrageous.

Easter ham, shank portion. A 7lb ham will last us days, not including the soups we can make.

/Peeps vs. peanut butter taffy?
//ham please


So you celebrate the death and resurrection of a nice Jewish boy by eating pig. If I were you, I'd invest in some asbestos underwear.
 
2021-10-21 2:39:25 PM  
5 votes:

SirEattonHogg: I find this bizarre.

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Remember this life sized one?
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2021-10-21 11:14:27 AM  
4 votes:

Schmerd1948: NINEv2: baltimoreblonde: syrynxx: You can only eat one Cadbury egg before going into a diabetic coma.  You can eat an entire bag of Reese's Peanut Butter cups.

Been there, done that. Still can't handle Cadbury, but I will commit homicide for a Reese's.

I actually prefer Easter for the hard-boiled eggs. Yes, my cholesterol is outrageous.

Easter ham, shank portion. A 7lb ham will last us days, not including the soups we can make.

/Peeps vs. peanut butter taffy?
//ham please

So you celebrate the death and resurrection of a nice Jewish boy by eating pig. If I were you, I'd invest in some asbestos underwear.


Usually skrimp cocktail too!
 
2021-10-21 1:53:17 PM  
4 votes:
They both involve zombies.
 
2021-10-21 11:01:27 AM  
2 votes:

baltimoreblonde: syrynxx: You can only eat one Cadbury egg before going into a diabetic coma.  You can eat an entire bag of Reese's Peanut Butter cups.

Been there, done that. Still can't handle Cadbury, but I will commit homicide for a Reese's.

I actually prefer Easter for the hard-boiled eggs. Yes, my cholesterol is outrageous.


Easter ham, shank portion. A 7lb ham will last us days, not including the soups we can make.

/Peeps vs. peanut butter taffy?
//ham please
 
2021-10-21 12:04:48 PM  
2 votes:

palelizard: Schmerd1948: NINEv2: baltimoreblonde: syrynxx: You can only eat one Cadbury egg before going into a diabetic coma.  You can eat an entire bag of Reese's Peanut Butter cups.

Been there, done that. Still can't handle Cadbury, but I will commit homicide for a Reese's.

I actually prefer Easter for the hard-boiled eggs. Yes, my cholesterol is outrageous.

Easter ham, shank portion. A 7lb ham will last us days, not including the soups we can make.

/Peeps vs. peanut butter taffy?
//ham please

So you celebrate the death and resurrection of a nice Jewish boy by eating pig. If I were you, I'd invest in some asbestos underwear.

The ham is the whole point: you're proving you're not Jewish. Like if the Nazis bust into your house on Easter, you can be all, "But we've got ham!" and they'll leave you alone.


Smart! I hadn't thought of that.
 
2021-10-21 12:06:13 PM  
2 votes:
Peeps aren't sold during Halloween, Q.E.D.
 
2021-10-21 9:49:43 AM  
1 vote:
You can only eat one Cadbury egg before going into a diabetic coma.  You can eat an entire bag of Reese's Peanut Butter cups.
 
2021-10-21 10:27:57 AM  
1 vote:
Candy corn > peeps
 
2021-10-21 10:46:28 AM  
1 vote:
By Saint Andrew's Cross I refuse sugar! I refuse!
 
2021-10-21 5:32:28 PM  
1 vote:

SirEattonHogg: I find this bizarre.

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EASTER MILK CHOCOLATE CHARACTER

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/target store april 2017
 
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