Skip to content
 
If you can read this, either the style sheet didn't load or you have an older browser that doesn't support style sheets. Try clearing your browser cache and refreshing the page.

(Google)   What position does a ghost play in hockey? A ghoulie. It's your Bad Joke Thursday thread   (google.com) divider line
    More: Amusing, Google Apps, Google, Black founders, Privacy Terms, Gmail, Dark theme, search, impact  
•       •       •

112 clicks; posted to Discussion » on 21 Oct 2021 at 9:50 AM (6 weeks ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook



36 Comments     (+0 »)
View Voting Results: Smartest and Funniest
 
2021-10-21 5:57:56 AM  
What type of pants does a ghost wear to trick or treat?

Boo jeans
 
2021-10-21 6:06:38 AM  
What music is most popular with mummies?


...


...


...


Wrap!
 
2021-10-21 8:09:19 AM  
What is the leading cause of dry skin?


Towels
 
2021-10-21 8:10:05 AM  
What do you give someone who hasn't moved a muscle in over a month?


A trophy
 
2021-10-21 8:18:47 AM  
Fark user imageView Full Size
 
2021-10-21 9:14:18 AM  
What do you call a pencil with two erasers?

Pointless
 
2021-10-21 10:14:19 AM  
 
2021-10-21 10:32:33 AM  
Why are Freddie and Jason always in the penalty box?

Slashing.
 
2021-10-21 10:49:32 AM  
What do vampires play poker for? High stakes

Why did the vampire read the newspaper? He heard it had great circulation.

How do vampires get around on Halloween? On blood vessels.

I've got some other vampire jokes but they suck
 
2021-10-21 11:09:22 AM  
Puns are just how eye roll.
 
2021-10-21 11:23:10 AM  

Slypork: How do vampires get around on Halloween? On blood vessels.


i.imgflip.comView Full Size
 
2021-10-21 12:07:41 PM  
Who did Frankenstein take to the prom?

His ghoulfriend.
 
2021-10-21 1:25:20 PM  

WelldeadLink: Slypork: How do vampires get around on Halloween? On blood vessels.

[i.imgflip.com image 664x500]


What are they doing to Davey Jones?!?
 
2021-10-21 1:26:08 PM  
My wife says I have two faults. That I never listen to her and something else.
 
2021-10-21 1:27:22 PM  

We Ate the Necco Wafers: Puns are just how eye roll.


The beauty of a good pun is in the "Oy!" of the beholder.
 
2021-10-21 1:28:01 PM  
A skeleton walks into a bar and say, "Give me a beer and a mop."
 
2021-10-21 2:02:07 PM  
scontent-lga3-1.xx.fbcdn.netView Full Size
 
2021-10-21 2:03:05 PM  
scontent-lga3-1.xx.fbcdn.netView Full Size
 
2021-10-21 2:03:19 PM  
scontent-lga3-1.xx.fbcdn.netView Full Size
 
2021-10-21 2:03:39 PM  
scontent-lga3-1.xx.fbcdn.netView Full Size
 
2021-10-21 2:03:57 PM  
scontent-lga3-1.xx.fbcdn.netView Full Size
 
2021-10-21 2:04:16 PM  
scontent-lga3-1.xx.fbcdn.netView Full Size
 
2021-10-21 2:04:32 PM  
scontent-lga3-1.xx.fbcdn.netView Full Size
 
2021-10-21 2:04:54 PM  
scontent-lga3-1.xx.fbcdn.netView Full Size
 
2021-10-21 2:05:13 PM  
scontent-lga3-1.xx.fbcdn.netView Full Size
 
2021-10-21 2:05:42 PM  
scontent-lga3-1.xx.fbcdn.netView Full Size
 
2021-10-21 2:06:04 PM  
scontent-lga3-1.xx.fbcdn.netView Full Size
 
2021-10-21 2:06:40 PM  
scontent-lga3-1.xx.fbcdn.netView Full Size
 
2021-10-21 2:08:21 PM  
scontent-lga3-1.xx.fbcdn.netView Full Size
 
2021-10-21 2:09:19 PM  
How do you spot a blind guy at the nudist colony? It's not hard.
 
2021-10-21 2:10:13 PM  
What's the monster's favorite cafeteria food? Grave-y.
 
2021-10-21 3:09:43 PM  

kdawg7736: [scontent-lga3-1.xx.fbcdn.net image 526x633]


Could not resolve host: fark-usrimg-850.nyc3.digitaloceanspace​s.com

It's not a digital ocean, it's just someone else's computer. And it's broken.
 
2021-10-21 3:30:26 PM  

kdawg7736: [scontent-lga3-1.xx.fbcdn.net image 564x354]


what did the fish say when it hit a wall

.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
Dam!
 
2021-10-21 3:33:17 PM  
Fark user imageView Full Size
 
2021-10-21 3:40:53 PM  

kdawg7736: [scontent-lga3-1.xx.fbcdn.net image 526x633]


That hurts my soul.
 
2021-10-21 3:47:24 PM  
A: Why did the chicken cross the road?
B: Why?
A: To get to the dummy's house....Knock Knock
B: Who's there?
A: The chicken.
 
Displayed 36 of 36 comments

View Voting Results: Smartest and Funniest

This thread is closed to new comments.

Continue Farking




On Twitter


  1. Links are submitted by members of the Fark community.

  2. When community members submit a link, they also write a custom headline for the story.

  3. Other Farkers comment on the links. This is the number of comments. Click here to read them.

  4. Click here to submit a link.