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3298 clicks; posted to Politics » on 21 Oct 2021 at 2:35 AM (5 weeks ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook



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2021-10-21 1:01:11 AM  
"The press release also promises "to launch a subscription video on demand service (TMTG+). TMTG+ will feature 'non-woke' entertainment programming, news, podcasts, and more.""
 
2021-10-21 1:03:20 AM  
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2021-10-21 2:23:27 AM  
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2021-10-21 2:37:09 AM  
He wouldn't know truth if it grabbed him by the pu**y.
 
2021-10-21 2:40:41 AM  
TrumpNewshelicopter.jpg

"Not racist, but number one with racists!"
 
2021-10-21 2:46:06 AM  
Who?
 
2021-10-21 2:47:55 AM  
Any entity that emphasizes a virtue in its title is usually devoid of that virtue. Notice that dumbass's social media site has TRUTH in all caps.
 
2021-10-21 2:48:45 AM  
I say give him his gorilla channel - np.  Content consists soley of this, on repeat:

Da Lench Mob - Guerillas in tha Mist (Official Video)
Youtube g9I9R-IMG20
 
2021-10-21 2:50:25 AM  
A bigger loser got there first.

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2021-10-21 2:50:52 AM  

Herb Utsmelz: Any entity that emphasizes a virtue in its title is usually devoid of that virtue. Notice that dumbass's social media site has TRUTH in all caps.


Pravda surely.
 
2021-10-21 2:56:30 AM  
It will die horribly like TFG's other business ventures
 
2021-10-21 2:57:20 AM  

HighOnCraic: TrumpNewshelicopter.jpg

"Not racist, but number one with racists!"


No. No, he is definitely racist.
 
2021-10-21 2:58:35 AM  
A normal IPO is heavily regulated and can take a year or longer to materialize. Major disclosures are required to banks and regulators. It's a costly process that involves paying attorneys and financial institutions. SPACs, however, are less burdensome and allow the companies they merge with to receive a faster and more opaque avenue to an IPO.
SPACs have come under increasing public scrutiny as the number of shareholder class action lawsuits against SPACs has risen, even as overall securities suits have declined. Some have even called SPACs a "scam."


And there it is.
 
2021-10-21 3:00:02 AM  
Non-woke, the fark?

Here at TrumpTV, we don't have Shark Week, because it's Shark Week all the time! And the sharks are all either male or female, as God mandated (not what it sounds like, eww). No wishy-washy sharks here! Also the sharks are all proud libertarian anti-commies and refuse to share! These sharks are really role models for your kids and perfectly illustrate the Trump family motto-- Screw unto others before they screw you.
 
2021-10-21 3:00:10 AM  
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2021-10-21 3:01:47 AM  

Gpzjock: Herb Utsmelz: Any entity that emphasizes a virtue in its title is usually devoid of that virtue. Notice that dumbass's social media site has TRUTH in all caps.

Pravda surely.


Which is not a synonym of fact.
 
2021-10-21 3:03:16 AM  
Digital World Acquisition Corp. is a special purpose acquisition company (SPAC), which have become increasingly popular over the last few years. SPACs have no actual operations beyond raising money via initial public offerings of companies it "merges" with.

[...]

SPACs have come under increasing public scrutiny as the number of shareholder class action lawsuits against SPACs has risen, even as overall securities suits have declined. Some have even called SPACs a "scam."

This thing's going to be a failure just like the previous social media platform he announce, for the same reason: all grift no substance.

/it's grift all the way down
 
2021-10-21 3:06:37 AM  
Damn! I just signed up here.

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2021-10-21 3:08:50 AM  
Is it MAGAts in a UFC ring with angry gorillas? That might be worth subscribing.
 
2021-10-21 3:09:50 AM  

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WTH, hacked before it even launched? It wouldn't be a GOP website without more backdoor action than Grndr.
 
2021-10-21 3:10:46 AM  
One shiathole to rule them all.  It's going to be an absolute disaster.  I'll expect programming like "88 Minutes", "Just Send Me Your Paychecks", "Ivanka", "The Best Words with President Donald J. Trump", "Between The Lines with Mike Lindell", "Legal Eagles with Giulianni, Wood, & Powell", and many other first-class programs.
 
2021-10-21 3:13:25 AM  

Gpzjock: Herb Utsmelz: Any entity that emphasizes a virtue in its title is usually devoid of that virtue. Notice that dumbass's social media site has TRUTH in all caps.

Pravda surely.


Minitru.
 
2021-10-21 3:13:41 AM  
Mastadon branch, backed by some anonymous Chinese programmer

That is going to be nuked in the first week
 
2021-10-21 3:14:33 AM  
Non-woke streaming?

So, a 24 hour channel of Trump and his buddies standing around screaming slurs?

Probably be the highest rated show.
 
2021-10-21 3:14:55 AM  

Phaedrus the Vague: centrifugal bumblepuppy: [Fark user image 425x363]

WTH, hacked before it even launched? It wouldn't be a GOP website without more backdoor action than Grndr.


They found a link to an unprotected registration page. That's hardly a hack, but to your point, I entirely expect the site to be hacked within a month and not to be discovered for 1 year when the hackers dump all the networks personal details on the internet exposing they used unencrypted everything and the worst security protocols known to man... oh and it'll be discovered that Putin has an all access key.
 
2021-10-21 3:15:56 AM  
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2021-10-21 3:17:44 AM  

Farkin_Crazy: Non-woke streaming?

So, a 24 hour channel of Trump and his buddies standing around screaming slurs?

Probably be the highest rated show.


Well, there will be ads for my pillows, penis enhancement pills, vitamins and other grifting. Honestly I expect the network to maintain at least a 50/50 mix of grift and screaming slurs.
 
2021-10-21 3:20:30 AM  

Phaedrus the Vague: Non-woke, the fark?

Here at TrumpTV, we don't have Shark Week, because it's Shark Week all the time! And the sharks are all either male or female, as God mandated (not what it sounds like, eww). No wishy-washy sharks here! Also the sharks are all proud libertarian anti-commies and refuse to share! These sharks are really role models for your kids and perfectly illustrate the Trump family motto-- Screw unto others before they screw you.


Baby Shark Dance | #babyshark Most Viewed Video | Animal Songs | PINKFONG Songs for Children
Youtube XqZsoesa55w
 
2021-10-21 3:23:43 AM  
I give it six months to ruin if it even gets off the ground.

/Unless AT&T wants to bankroll it for funsies, of course.
 
2021-10-21 3:27:28 AM  
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2021-10-21 3:28:55 AM  
Oops.  Wrong thread.

/works here, too
 
2021-10-21 3:40:50 AM  

saturn badger: Damn! I just signed up here.

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Give us the cum!
/JFC
//this is laughable, man
 
2021-10-21 3:46:56 AM  
Two weeks ...
 
2021-10-21 3:49:15 AM  
That he's doing it through a SPAC just adds another level of manure on top of bullshiat mountain.
 
2021-10-21 3:51:47 AM  
There is literally a gorilla in the commercial for the app:
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https://twitter.com/Blondddeeee/statu​s​/1451090713333088258?s=20

*might not actually be a gorilla. I don't know my primates
 
2021-10-21 3:56:53 AM  

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As a Memphian, ripping off St Jude makes me even more than usually enraged at these people. Scum.
 
2021-10-21 3:58:58 AM  

hoohoodilly: Who?


Some fat bald idiot who lives in a brass-plated Florida motel
 
2021-10-21 4:02:27 AM  
Speaking of gorillas...

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2021-10-21 4:07:48 AM  
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2021-10-21 4:10:40 AM  

HighOnCraic: TrumpNewshelicopter.jpg

"Not racist, but number one with racists!"


No.. it will be obviously racist.
 
2021-10-21 4:20:00 AM  
60% of America HATES lil Donny Douchebag
 
2021-10-21 4:23:25 AM  

Some Junkie Cosmonaut: I say give him his gorilla channel - np.  Content consists soley of this, on repeat:

[Youtube-video https://www.youtube.com/embed/g9I9R-IM​G20]


Fear Of Black Hat N.W.H. - Guerrillas In The Midst
Youtube shzVXjjv48c
 
2021-10-21 4:26:57 AM  
"T Media Tech, LLC" is the name of the developer on the App Store with the TruthSocial app due out in February. It's going to need a lot of moderation to stay there.
 
2021-10-21 4:32:21 AM  

null: "The press release also promises "to launch a subscription video on demand service (TMTG+). TMTG+ will feature 'non-woke' entertainment programming, news, podcasts, and more.""


Can't wait to hear about the quality content from a cheapskate who stifs his lawyers. What person holding a copyright is going to trust donny?
 
2021-10-21 4:32:57 AM  

Jemraine: HighOnCraic: TrumpNewshelicopter.jpg

"Not racist, but number one with racists!"

No. No, he is definitely racist.


Also rapist.
 
2021-10-21 4:36:22 AM  
 
2021-10-21 4:41:12 AM  

alechemist: null: "The press release also promises "to launch a subscription video on demand service (TMTG+). TMTG+ will feature 'non-woke' entertainment programming, news, podcasts, and more.""

Can't wait to hear about the quality content from a cheapskate who stifs his lawyers. What person holding a copyright is going to trust donny?


They found somewhere to broadcast Gina Carano's new films.
 
2021-10-21 4:45:16 AM  

Phaedrus the Vague: Non-woke, the fark?

Here at TrumpTV, we don't have Shark Week, because it's Shark Week all the time! And the sharks are all either male or female, as God mandated (not what it sounds like, eww). No wishy-washy sharks here! Also the sharks are all proud libertarian anti-commies and refuse to share! These sharks are really role models for your kids and perfectly illustrate the Trump family motto-- Screw unto others before they screw you.


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You're a shark. Sharks are winners, and they don't look back because they have no necks. Necks are for sheep.
 
2021-10-21 4:47:10 AM  
I suppose if there's anything more insufferable and obnoxious than performance wokeness, it's probably performance anti-wokeness.
 
2021-10-21 4:49:07 AM  

Ishkur: That he's doing it through a SPAC just adds another level of manure on top of bullshiat mountain.


These dipshiats are trying to mint a new meme stock. It'll crash once the unlock period expires.
 
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