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(Twitter)   The DLC for the latest R-Type has been delayed due to excessive penis   (twitter.com) divider line
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2021-10-20 9:06:03 PM  
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2021-10-21 5:24:47 AM  
Official Statement from the Office of The United States of Patriarchy: We will NOT be attacking penises in video or any other kind of game.
 
2021-10-21 5:36:41 AM  
R-type with DLC..... christ man
 
2021-10-21 7:59:02 AM  
Pretty on-brand for R-Type, really

/fark the Bydo
 
2021-10-21 8:08:31 AM  
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2021-10-21 8:27:15 AM  
Are sure that's a peen and not some rich douchenozzle's spaceship?
 
2021-10-21 8:59:49 AM  
Looks a lot like mine.  Can I sue for stealing my penile-likeness?
 
2021-10-21 10:10:39 AM  

KingBiefWhistle: Pretty on-brand for R-Type, really

/fark the Bydo


It kind of is. Hasn't R-Type always had a strong Giger influence in its designs? Which means vaguely sexual imagery wrapped up in terrifying alien clothes.

Granted, I haven't played an R-Type game since the 16-bit days, so ...
 
2021-10-21 10:14:24 AM  
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2021-10-21 11:58:30 AM  

the_rhino: Looks a lot like mine.


You might want to see a doctor.
 
2021-10-21 1:41:46 PM  
I'm not seeing it.

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2021-10-21 3:08:14 PM  
This is just a cheap money grab. Instead of just giving us the whole game, it's buy an addition level here & buy another one there. I've been playing this series since it was on the TG-16 but this might be what gets me to stop.
 
2021-10-21 4:17:38 PM  
It's apparently the Dildozer from Idiocracy.  Big Bad is Beef Supreme!
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2021-10-21 6:51:12 PM  

isamudyson: This is just a cheap money grab. Instead of just giving us the whole game, it's buy an addition level here & buy another one there. I've been playing this series since it was on the TG-16 but this might be what gets me to stop.


To be fair it's called R-Type Final 2, as in there already was an R-Type Final, as in there wasn't supposed to be any more after that
 
2021-10-21 6:55:08 PM  

KingBiefWhistle: isamudyson: This is just a cheap money grab. Instead of just giving us the whole game, it's buy an addition level here & buy another one there. I've been playing this series since it was on the TG-16 but this might be what gets me to stop.

To be fair it's called R-Type Final 2, as in there already was an R-Type Final, as in there wasn't supposed to be any more after that


And in 6 months we'll probably get R-Type Final 2 Royale.
 
2021-10-21 7:32:36 PM  

shoegaze99: It kind of is. Hasn't R-Type always had a strong Giger influence in its designs? Which means vaguely sexual imagery wrapped up in terrifying alien clothes.


Delta had two people straight up farkin in the background of a stage, and Final 1 has a literal Womb level, so yeah

isamudyson: And in 6 months we'll probably get R-Type Final 2 Royale.


It did at least take 18ish years for Final 2 to come out
 
2021-10-21 9:34:15 PM  
Definitely on-brand for this franchise.

R-Type Final - Stage F-A The Bydo... with the Legendary R9 - Bydo
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