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2021-10-20 11:20:46 PM  
Hate to break this too ya Joey

A) you don't have any friends
B) if they are in heaven, where you going, they don't have a travel agent to get you there
 
2021-10-21 2:13:35 AM  
He can't wait to put the brown shirt back on and play soldier with the other Kinder.
 
2021-10-21 2:17:25 AM  
If there is an afterlife, I'd much rather be there than here, too.

Problem is, there isn't one.
 
2021-10-21 2:36:04 AM  

Myria: If there is an afterlife, I'd much rather be there than here, too.

Problem is, there isn't one.


Well sure there's an afterlife - it's called life.  You just don't get to participate after you're dead

/at least you hope not
//not a big fan of brains as far as edibility
///shambling also not high on my list
 
2021-10-21 2:36:12 AM  

Myria: If there is an afterlife, I'd much rather be there than here, too.

Problem is, there isn't one.


Well now there could be. I don't think it's anything these assholes have claimed it is, (talk about a massive disappointment if that was the case) but ya never know. Hope it has wifi.
 
2021-10-21 3:24:55 AM  
Soon he'll be pining for the fjords.
 
2021-10-21 3:25:18 AM  
I thought they'd elect based on longevity, but no, they elected on some human falabilires, which proves the whole system shiat.
 
2021-10-21 3:35:24 AM  
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/he's not dead yet?
 
2021-10-21 3:48:08 AM  
Going to join his fellow pedophile priest enablers in hell? Say hi your brother and JP2.
 
2021-10-21 3:57:21 AM  

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/he's not dead yet?


Wouldn't it be fitting if he needed a sudden kidney transplant and JJ Abrams was the only match?
 
2021-10-21 4:24:54 AM  

Myria: If there is an afterlife, I'd much rather be there than here, too.

Problem is, there isn't one.


The Necronomicon says we are all devoured by the Great Old Ones. Do you think you're smarter than Abd Al Azred?
 
2021-10-21 4:25:55 AM  
he sounds very sad that his closeted butt buddy from the hitler youth gets to frolic in heaven with all the good little boys before him
 
2021-10-21 4:27:55 AM  
I wouldn't be surprised if he comes out as gay and that friend was a secret lover. It's the modern times, gotta go with the flow.
 
2021-10-21 4:56:38 AM  

anuran: Myria: If there is an afterlife, I'd much rather be there than here, too.

Problem is, there isn't one.

The Necronomicon says we are all devoured by the Great Old Ones. Do you think you're smarter than Abd Al Azred?


When?

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2021-10-21 5:51:35 AM  
This just in, man of failing health accepts fate
 
2021-10-21 6:26:20 AM  
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2021-10-21 6:57:37 AM  
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2021-10-21 6:58:42 AM  

anuran: Myria: If there is an afterlife, I'd much rather be there than here, too.

Problem is, there isn't one.

The Necronomicon says we are all devoured by the Great Old Ones. Do you think you're smarter than Abd Al Azred?


He's not dumb.  He wants to be eaten first.
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2021-10-21 8:10:28 AM  
friends ..

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2021-10-21 8:33:32 AM  
He's in for a surprise.
 
2021-10-21 8:50:16 AM  
Tschüss Arschloch
 
2021-10-21 8:54:40 AM  
I love how they refer to it not as the afterlife, but "the afterlife."
 
2021-10-21 10:01:36 AM  
Who does?

Oh, yeah - the rich.
 
2021-10-21 10:06:04 AM  
"...since I could Nazi a lot of them in this world, I'll be able to see somewhat führer of them in the next."
 
2021-10-21 10:37:46 AM  

FormlessOne: "...since I could Nazi a lot of them in this world, I'll be able to see somewhat führer of them in the next."


Ach, du (oh, you)!
 
2021-10-21 12:38:32 PM  

adj_m: Myria: If there is an afterlife, I'd much rather be there than here, too.

Problem is, there isn't one.

Well now there could be. I don't think it's anything these assholes have claimed it is, (talk about a massive disappointment if that was the case) but ya never know. Hope it has wifi.


"There's no evidence for the other guy's version, so I reject it. But I still believe in mine. That's different."
 
2021-10-21 12:40:35 PM  
Would you want to stick around if your empire were being run by Ben Kenobi?  How could you respect yourself as a Sith?

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2021-10-21 3:14:41 PM  
Pedo protectors don't get Heaven.
 
2021-10-21 6:06:09 PM  
The best thing I can say about the Anti-pope is that he's not a NEO-Nazi. (just a normal old school one).
 
2021-10-21 8:31:04 PM  

KB202: adj_m: Myria: If there is an afterlife, I'd much rather be there than here, too.

Problem is, there isn't one.

Well now there could be. I don't think it's anything these assholes have claimed it is, (talk about a massive disappointment if that was the case) but ya never know. Hope it has wifi.

"There's no evidence for the other guy's version, so I reject it. But I still believe in mine. That's different."


Ya that would be a silly thing to think, it's why I don't have a version and anyone claiming one is full of shiat. No one has ever been dead and come back to tell us anything about it after all. And I don't mean medically dead for a few minutes, but dead-dead.

I'd be comfortable saying it's likely there's nothing, but I'm very open to the possibility of wifi, strippers, and cocaine.

/suppose some cosmic space odyssey business would be also be fine
 
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