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2021-10-20 10:26:50 PM  
Uncensoring Japanese Pron? Get that guy a gods damned Nobel Peace Prize.
 
2021-10-20 10:27:46 PM  
Japan's porn laws never made any sense to begin with, so trying to make any sense of whatever issues they cause is just as much of a lost cause.
 
2021-10-20 10:30:13 PM  

iheartscotch: Uncensoring Japanese Pron? Get that guy a gods damned Nobel Peace Prize.


No, get the uncensored version.  I'm Team Reality.

You can't un-fark a pregnant girl, mate.
 
2021-10-20 10:33:29 PM  

NephilimNexus: Japan's porn laws never made any sense to begin with, so trying to make any sense of whatever issues they cause is just as much of a lost cause.


I was just thinking, "are those laws written into the constitution or something? Because it's not like they have Jebus to tell them not to dump those laws."
 
2021-10-20 10:33:40 PM  

recondite cetacean: iheartscotch: Uncensoring Japanese Pron? Get that guy a gods damned Nobel Peace Prize.

No, get the uncensored version.  I'm Team Reality.

You can't un-fark a pregnant girl, mate.


You ok? Does it smell like toast?

/ Everyone who read the article would know that (FTFA): "Penises and vaginas are pixelated in Japanese porn because an obscenity law forbids the explicit depictions of genitalia."

// or anyone familiar with Japanese pron
 
2021-10-20 10:35:44 PM  

Fano: NephilimNexus: Japan's porn laws never made any sense to begin with, so trying to make any sense of whatever issues they cause is just as much of a lost cause.

I was just thinking, "are those laws written into the constitution or something? Because it's not like they have Jebus to tell them not to dump those laws."


It would not surprise me to learn that it was something from when we wrote them a Constitution after WWII.
 
2021-10-20 10:38:42 PM  
Huh. And here I was thinking that Japanese people had naturally blocky genitals.
 
2021-10-20 10:40:20 PM  
 But tentacle prom ok right? Then we good fam.
 
2021-10-20 10:41:12 PM  
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2021-10-20 10:42:50 PM  

iheartscotch: Uncensoring Japanese Pron? Get that guy a gods damned Nobel Peace Prize.


The Nobel Prize for Medicine.

Pixelated Snizz Syndrome, PSS is no joke, it's an insidious disease endemic to Nippon. Females infected with it suffer from extreme paralysis that results in them laying helpless on their backs, and even the prodrome occurs with a tightening of the larynx, resulting in short, shallow breaths and a high pitched squeak on contact. Men often begin to suffer hypogonadism and eventually end stage microphallus. The only known treatment involves massage of the affected areas with a large wand device with a head the size of your average Van der Graf generator while a random reporter stands sentry.
 
2021-10-20 10:42:53 PM  
The man is doing the lord's work
 
2021-10-20 10:45:12 PM  

Fano: NephilimNexus: Japan's porn laws never made any sense to begin with, so trying to make any sense of whatever issues they cause is just as much of a lost cause.

I was just thinking, "are those laws written into the constitution or something? Because it's not like they have Jebus to tell them not to dump those laws."


No. Actually, this is somewhat of a sticking point with some artists claiming their work has constitutional protection. Various issues have come up, for example an artist got prosecuted for sharing the plans for a vagina kayak online.
 
2021-10-20 10:45:42 PM  

NephilimNexus: Japan's porn laws never made any sense to begin with, so trying to make any sense of whatever issues they cause is just as much of a lost cause.


It's probably what led them off the beaten track to begin with. I can't see penises and vaginas but I need something to spice this up. I know, tentacles!
 
2021-10-20 10:46:31 PM  

jaivirtualcard: But tentacle prom ok right?


Yes, because it gets around the law--its not a penis.
 
2021-10-20 10:48:36 PM  

iheartscotch: Everyone who read the article would know that (FTFA): "Penises and vaginas are pixelated in Japanese porn because an obscenity law forbids the explicit depictions of genitalia."


There are unpixelated versions distributed for export only, or created with Japanese actors outside of Japan.
 
2021-10-20 10:51:32 PM  
FTFA: The potential of using deepfakes to sow mistrust and manipulate public opinion was demonstrated as early as 2018, when a viral video showed former U.S. President Barack Obama calling his successor Donald Trump a "total and complete dipshiat."

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2021-10-20 10:59:16 PM  

morg: NephilimNexus: Japan's porn laws never made any sense to begin with, so trying to make any sense of whatever issues they cause is just as much of a lost cause.

It's probably what led them off the beaten track to begin with. I can't see penises and vaginas but I need something to spice this up. I know, tentacles!


Tentacle porn's at least a couple hundred years old. The Japanese were always world leaders in weird. Must be something in the water.
 
2021-10-20 11:03:50 PM  
Really subby? No hero tag? What the hell does someone gota do to impress you?
 
2021-10-20 11:06:54 PM  
Anybody have any authentic North Korean porn? Asking for a friend.
 
2021-10-20 11:09:57 PM  

Eravior: morg: NephilimNexus: Japan's porn laws never made any sense to begin with, so trying to make any sense of whatever issues they cause is just as much of a lost cause.

It's probably what led them off the beaten track to begin with. I can't see penises and vaginas but I need something to spice this up. I know, tentacles!

Tentacle porn's at least a couple hundred years old. The Japanese were always world leaders in weird. Must be something in the water.


Octopus pheromones
 
2021-10-20 11:23:57 PM  
Nice. I can now make all poon look like Cthulhu having a bad hair day.
 
2021-10-20 11:26:07 PM  

Eravior: morg: NephilimNexus: Japan's porn laws never made any sense to begin with, so trying to make any sense of whatever issues they cause is just as much of a lost cause.

It's probably what led them off the beaten track to begin with. I can't see penises and vaginas but I need something to spice this up. I know, tentacles!

Tentacle porn's at least a couple hundred years old. The Japanese were always world leaders in weird. Must be something in the water.


When the Japanese discovered art, they drew:
1) A tsunami
2) A volcano
3) Tentacle porn

Sometimes simultaneously.
 
2021-10-20 11:28:40 PM  
I dunno. Pixelation gets me hot.
 
2021-10-20 11:36:24 PM  
HE DID NOTHING WRONG
 
2021-10-20 11:36:53 PM  
Why even bother? I'd be surprised if the ISP blocked porn from the rest of the world. And he was selling the content online so his customers had access to the internet.
 
2021-10-20 11:48:07 PM  

iheartscotch: Uncensoring Japanese Pron? Get that guy a gods damned Nobel Peace Prize.


Ditto.

And why do women in Japanese porn sound like they are crying?  Like their grandmother just died.

/So I've heard.
 
2021-10-20 11:53:05 PM  

Fano: NephilimNexus: Japan's porn laws never made any sense to begin with, so trying to make any sense of whatever issues they cause is just as much of a lost cause.

I was just thinking, "are those laws written into the constitution or something? Because it's not like they have Jebus to tell them not to dump those laws."


Basically what happened was that this guy killed 4 young girls. Porn was blamed and now Japan is like this.

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2021-10-20 11:53:50 PM  

Eravior: morg: NephilimNexus: Japan's porn laws never made any sense to begin with, so trying to make any sense of whatever issues they cause is just as much of a lost cause.

It's probably what led them off the beaten track to begin with. I can't see penises and vaginas but I need something to spice this up. I know, tentacles!

Tentacle porn's at least a couple hundred years old. The Japanese were always world leaders in weird. Must be something in the water.


Some of the oldest cave art depicts bestiality. Tentacle porn is probably older than written language.  Humans are... predictable.
 
2021-10-20 11:55:51 PM  

bedonkadonk: Anybody have any authentic North Korean porn? Asking for a friend.


NSFNK
 
2021-10-21 12:03:43 AM  
I somehow missed the 'fixed the cable' thing. Anyone care to elucidate?
 
2021-10-21 12:04:25 AM  
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2021-10-21 12:10:41 AM  

wax_on: I somehow missed the 'fixed the cable' thing. Anyone care to elucidate?


Watch  The Big Lebowski.   It's a joke about porno.
 
2021-10-21 12:12:39 AM  

wax_on: I somehow missed the 'fixed the cable' thing. Anyone care to elucidate?


Topless scene on the TV....NSFW:

Big Lebowski - Karl, the Expert (cable scene)
Youtube MiJ7o5oftWs
 
2021-10-21 12:12:52 AM  

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2021-10-21 12:13:45 AM  

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2021-10-21 12:24:22 AM  
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2021-10-21 12:43:21 AM  
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2021-10-21 12:47:59 AM  

The_Sponge: iheartscotch: Uncensoring Japanese Pron? Get that guy a gods damned Nobel Peace Prize.

Ditto.

And why do women in Japanese porn sound like they are crying?  Like their grandmother just died.

/So I've heard.


Probably the same reasons blowjobs in US porn are strangely violent. Cultural expectations.
 
2021-10-21 12:51:32 AM  

BafflerMeal: The_Sponge: iheartscotch: Uncensoring Japanese Pron? Get that guy a gods damned Nobel Peace Prize.

Ditto.

And why do women in Japanese porn sound like they are crying?  Like their grandmother just died.

/So I've heard.

Probably the same reasons blowjobs in US porn are strangely violent. Cultural expectations.


Violent?
That's enthusiasm.

As for Japanese porn, sounds like a very vocal dolphin trying to tell you something bad is happening somewhere, like an episode of flipper.
 
2021-10-21 12:54:16 AM  

leeksfromchichis: bedonkadonk: Anybody have any authentic North Korean porn? Asking for a friend.

NSFNK


Not Safe For Nork?
 
2021-10-21 1:22:20 AM  

NephilimNexus: Japan's porn laws never made any sense to begin with, so trying to make any sense of whatever issues they cause is just as much of a lost cause.


It's so very stupid.

Over fifteen years ago, I was walking down a major street in Osaka, and passed a porn shop with a large poster in its window, a poster in which the female model's vagina was properly pixelated-out, but her anus - gaping at least three inches across - was magnificently uncensored.

And no passerby - not the salary-men, not the schoolgirls, not the blue-haired old ladies, paid it any mind at all.
 
2021-10-21 1:25:04 AM  

Eravior: morg: NephilimNexus: Japan's porn laws never made any sense to begin with, so trying to make any sense of whatever issues they cause is just as much of a lost cause.

It's probably what led them off the beaten track to begin with. I can't see penises and vaginas but I need something to spice this up. I know, tentacles!

Tentacle porn's at least a couple hundred years old. The Japanese were always world leaders in weird. Must be something in the water.


I try not to drink the stuff. そこじゃ魚交尾んでいる!
 
2021-10-21 1:40:31 AM  

Eravior: morg: NephilimNexus: Japan's porn laws never made any sense to begin with, so trying to make any sense of whatever issues they cause is just as much of a lost cause.

It's probably what led them off the beaten track to begin with. I can't see penises and vaginas but I need something to spice this up. I know, tentacles!

Tentacle porn's at least a couple hundred years old. The Japanese were always world leaders in weird. Must be something in the water.


It's actually a really good example of cultural context. If a tourist randomly came across that, it's a weird sex thing. To a Japanese school kid, it's a reference to a story.

Same as if Zeus was depicted f*cking a swan, or a bull, or whatever other weird things Zeus f*cked (everything) or if the death of that one Russian monarch was depicted in art. Without context, it could be seen as cultural endorsement of bestiality.

Japan originally had a very liberal and open attitude towards sexuality. As western culture began to encroach, this attitude went out of style, or probably just underground as per usual norms.
 
2021-10-21 1:56:19 AM  

jaivirtualcard: But tentacle prom ok right? Then we good fam.


Tentacle porn went "mainstream" specifically to get around the pixelation law.

/The more you know
 
2021-10-21 3:01:49 AM  

KodosZardoz: I dunno. Pixelation gets me hot.


Me too but it's because of what I grew up with.

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2021-10-21 5:56:10 AM  

iheartscotch: Fano: NephilimNexus: Japan's porn laws never made any sense to begin with, so trying to make any sense of whatever issues they cause is just as much of a lost cause.

I was just thinking, "are those laws written into the constitution or something? Because it's not like they have Jebus to tell them not to dump those laws."

It would not surprise me to learn that it was something from when we wrote them a Constitution after WWII.


They've been self governing for 7 decades. It clearly doesn't bother them any
 
2021-10-21 6:27:15 AM  

Eravior: Tentacle porn's at least a couple hundred years old. The Japanese were always world leaders in weird. Must be something in the water.


I can't seem to find it now, but I coulda sworn there was a western classical painting of Andromeda chained to the rocks and being menaced by tentacles.
 
2021-10-21 6:59:14 AM  

flondrix: Eravior: Tentacle porn's at least a couple hundred years old. The Japanese were always world leaders in weird. Must be something in the water.

I can't seem to find it now, but I coulda sworn there was a western classical painting of Andromeda chained to the rocks and being menaced by tentacles.


That specific image is on a number of old-skool 'classical' vases and whatnot but I wonder if you might mean Titian's painting Andromeda and Perseus?
 
2021-10-21 7:14:55 AM  

bedonkadonk: Anybody have any authentic North Korean porn? Asking for a friend.


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2021-10-21 10:13:11 AM  

My Klezmer Metal Cover Band: flondrix: Eravior: Tentacle porn's at least a couple hundred years old. The Japanese were always world leaders in weird. Must be something in the water.

I can't seem to find it now, but I coulda sworn there was a western classical painting of Andromeda chained to the rocks and being menaced by tentacles.

That specific image is on a number of old-skool 'classical' vases and whatnot but I wonder if you might mean Titian's painting Andromeda and Perseus?


No tentacles in that one.
 
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