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(Gizmodo)   Here's a story about the Kakapo, a New Zealand parrot which is "flightless, ungainly, and famously bad at sex" just like your mom was last night Trebek   (gizmodo.com) divider line
    More: Amusing, Genetics, Evolution, kākāpō of New Zealand, DNA, Bird, Population genetics, Mutation, Extinction  
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616 clicks; posted to STEM » on 20 Oct 2021 at 3:50 PM (29 weeks ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook



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2021-10-20 2:37:50 PM  
OK, that was better than my headline.
 
2021-10-20 2:45:50 PM  
"You've been shagged by a rare parrot."

How is this not a Monty Python sketch?
 
2021-10-20 4:03:08 PM  
That bit with Stephen Fry was comedy gold. "He's getting a bit frisky."
 
2021-10-20 4:06:45 PM  
"Inbred land parrots": best band name ever?
 
2021-10-20 4:10:38 PM  
"And the only reason he was on his bum is that he was nailed there"
 
2021-10-20 4:13:51 PM  

wax_on: That bit with Stephen Fry was comedy gold. "He's getting a bit frisky."


The "Last Chance to See" book (Douglas Adams) and TV series (Fry) are both very good.
 
2021-10-20 4:29:50 PM  
Well, if you're gonna be bad at sex, you might as well be famous for it. Any pub is good pub.
 
2021-10-20 4:59:22 PM  
Fat, inbred and bad at sex? Are they in New Zealand or West Virginia?
 
2021-10-20 4:59:24 PM  

The Lone Biker of the Apocalypse: Well, if you're gonna be bad at sex, you might as well be famous for it. Any pub is good pub.


Smooth bar preferred - I really DO hate splinters, dear.
 
2021-10-20 5:46:33 PM  
Shagged by a rare parrot | Last Chance To See - BBC
Youtube 9T1vfsHYiKY


Bad at sex? Not for lack of trying.
 
2021-10-20 6:03:24 PM  

aaronx: [Youtube-video https://www.youtube.com/embed/9T1vfsHYiKY]

Bad at sex? Not for lack of trying.


I've met that parrot. He was behind a plexiglass barrier, but eyed my head closely. It was like The Silence of the Lambs.
 
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