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(The Smoking Gun)   Florida man arrested for violating letter of the law with a letter of the law   (thesmokinggun.com) divider line
    More: Florida, Criminal law, Indian River County, Florida, Vero Beach, Florida, Crime, woman Jordan Thomas, English-language films, Legal terms, female victim  
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2021-10-20 3:03:49 PM  
oh, Gee.
 
2021-10-20 3:47:34 PM  
Definitely hit the G spot
 
2021-10-20 4:38:24 PM  
Ain't nuthin but a G thang
 
2021-10-20 4:38:34 PM  
Pat Benatar - Hit Me With Your Best Shot (1980)
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2021-10-20 4:40:32 PM  

Stud Gerbil: Ain't nuthin but a G thang


GILF ?
 
2021-10-20 4:41:25 PM  
GG
 
2021-10-20 4:43:41 PM  
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2021-10-20 4:44:17 PM  

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...now what?
 
2021-10-20 4:45:28 PM  
What word is it from?
I haven't played Fortune Of Wheel before.
 
2021-10-20 4:45:38 PM  
Ok, wait, like, he took one of those little white plastic Gs off a letter board like they have outside a restaruant and flicked it at her?

I mean sure, the original charge seemed warranted, but adding onto it for throwing a tiny plastic letter is a great example of what's wrong with the justice system.
 
2021-10-20 4:46:25 PM  
Collier County courthouse circa 1991, a very pissed off Sexy Jesus has just been railroaded over a completely bullshiat traffic charge and stops on his way out to lower and remove the Florida flag from the pole in front. Made a great beach blanket.  farkers.
 
2021-10-20 4:47:18 PM  

Smoking GNU: now what?


Not sure actually...
 
2021-10-20 4:49:11 PM  

Cafe Threads: [Youtube-video https://www.youtube.com/embed/VopgyAc-​F9U]


Ian Dury and The Blockheads - Hit Me With Your Rhythm Stick (Official HD Video)
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2021-10-20 4:50:10 PM  

Natalie Portmanteau: Ok, wait, like, he took one of those little white plastic Gs off a letter board like they have outside a restaruant and flicked it at her?

I mean sure, the original charge seemed warranted, but adding onto it for throwing a tiny plastic letter is a great example of what's wrong with the justice system.


Throwing a whatever especially when you are being tried for assaulting them before is the dumbest thing you can possibly do.
 
2021-10-20 4:53:10 PM  
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2021-10-20 4:56:44 PM  
"It's a word, it's a plan...it's Letterman!"
 
2021-10-20 5:00:54 PM  
He was establishing himself as the Alphabet male.
 
2021-10-20 5:01:23 PM  

Natalie Portmanteau: Ok, wait, like, he took one of those little white plastic Gs off a letter board like they have outside a restaruant and flicked it at her?

I mean sure, the original charge seemed warranted, but adding onto it for throwing a tiny plastic letter is a great example of what's wrong with the justice system.


It is kind of dumb, but like the headline says, he violated the letter of the law.  If the dude didn't do it in a courthouse, nothing would have come of it.  Do not fark around in a courthouse.

If I had to bet though, that charge will probably be dropped.
 
2021-10-20 5:02:26 PM  
There is no "g" in "law". Just sayin.....
 
2021-10-20 5:03:43 PM  
Investigators say that Thomas was inside the Indian River County courthouse yesterday morning when he grabbed "a signage letter from the black board in front of Court Room 3" and threw it at Rolle, "striking her with the letter 'G.'"

Neither "Indian River County Courthouse" nor "Court Room 3" should have the letter "G" in them.

Nise speling, Floriduh.
 
2021-10-20 5:05:08 PM  
Assaulted with the letter G from the "Indian River County Courthouse - Court Room 3"
THERE'S NOT EVEN A G IN THAT SENTENCE!

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/you're eating hair!
 
2021-10-20 5:05:32 PM  
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2021-10-20 5:06:58 PM  
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/ got nothing
 
2021-10-20 5:10:45 PM  

jaivirtualcard: Natalie Portmanteau: Ok, wait, like, he took one of those little white plastic Gs off a letter board like they have outside a restaruant and flicked it at her?

I mean sure, the original charge seemed warranted, but adding onto it for throwing a tiny plastic letter is a great example of what's wrong with the justice system.

Throwing a whatever especially when you are being tried for assaulting them before is the dumbest thing you can possibly do.


No argument. But what good is punishing someone with added jail time for something that couldn't have been seriously intended to injure? I mean, dude could have thrown the whole sign but didn't.
 
2021-10-20 5:11:32 PM  
that's why "Courthouse" ain't got no G in it
 
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2021-10-20 5:22:57 PM  
G's up, ho's down?
 
2021-10-20 5:28:25 PM  

Jeebus Saves: Natalie Portmanteau: Ok, wait, like, he took one of those little white plastic Gs off a letter board like they have outside a restaruant and flicked it at her?

I mean sure, the original charge seemed warranted, but adding onto it for throwing a tiny plastic letter is a great example of what's wrong with the justice system.

It is kind of dumb, but like the headline says, he violated the letter of the law.  If the dude didn't do it in a courthouse, nothing would have come of it.  Do not fark around in a courthouse.

If I had to bet though, that charge will probably be dropped.


Besides the assault against the woman he was arrested for battering, there is that small issue of violating the condition of his release saying he could have no contact with her. If I were the prosecutor or judge, there is no way I'd let anyone off with menacing the person they are already accused of battering no matter how small it may have seemed. It's a pretty good indication that they have no regard for the well being of the victim or the judgement of the court. They might as well have, "I will offend again" stamped across their forehead.

/rant
 
2021-10-20 5:47:49 PM  
Was she thick like a bowl of oatmeal ?
 
2021-10-20 5:59:13 PM  
Golly.
 
2021-10-20 6:08:13 PM  
http://www.thesmokinggun.com/file/let​t​er-law

Says right there that he grabbed it from a sign.   Sign has the letter G in it.   Do I have to do everything for you people?!
 
2021-10-20 6:08:36 PM  
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G...For Gooey Gum...

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2021-10-20 6:51:03 PM  

SimonElectric: Jeebus Saves: Natalie Portmanteau: Ok, wait, like, he took one of those little white plastic Gs off a letter board like they have outside a restaruant and flicked it at her?

I mean sure, the original charge seemed warranted, but adding onto it for throwing a tiny plastic letter is a great example of what's wrong with the justice system.

It is kind of dumb, but like the headline says, he violated the letter of the law.  If the dude didn't do it in a courthouse, nothing would have come of it.  Do not fark around in a courthouse.

If I had to bet though, that charge will probably be dropped.

Besides the assault against the woman he was arrested for battering, there is that small issue of violating the condition of his release saying he could have no contact with her. If I were the prosecutor or judge, there is no way I'd let anyone off with menacing the person they are already accused of battering no matter how small it may have seemed. It's a pretty good indication that they have no regard for the well being of the victim or the judgement of the court. They might as well have, "I will offend again" stamped across their forehead.

/rant


Was going to say, if someone is already in court, for assault, and does something like that IN COURT I'd hate to think what would happen if they met outside of court.
A message needed to be sent to the suspect.
 
2021-10-20 7:26:35 PM  
"What up G?!"
 
2021-10-20 8:31:10 PM  

Stud Gerbil: http://www.thesmokinggun.com/file/let​t​er-law

Says right there that he grabbed it from a sign.   Sign has the letter G in it.   Do I have to do everything for you people?!


Apparently so.
None of the judges presently assigned to courtroom 3A nor 3B have a "G" in their name.
 
2021-10-20 9:43:20 PM  
True G!
 
2021-10-20 10:36:36 PM  
I appreciate what subby has done with the headline. This post also lacks a " ."
 
2021-10-20 11:26:35 PM  
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"I'm not gonna lie to you, that's a healthy piece of real estate!"
 
2021-10-20 11:35:27 PM  
I'm surprised they didn't add an Intimidating a Witness charge.   That's a felony in FL.
 
2021-10-20 11:43:28 PM  
I'm surprised that no one has yet mentioned that the letter was scarlet.
 
2021-10-21 12:34:48 AM  
G.  That all sounds so terrible.
 
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