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    More: Scary, Snake, team of animal experts, Hospital founder Sue Schwar, local stonemasonry firm, stowaway snake, Reptile, authorities, shipping container  
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2021-10-20 2:28:19 PM  
For a brief moment, I thought the lead image in TFA appeared to make the snake look like it had fur.

Now I want to pet a furry snake.

/Not a euphemism.
 
2021-10-20 3:18:55 PM  
You know what happens when you are stuck in a shipping container.

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2021-10-20 4:05:30 PM  
That's how the Army farked up Guam.
 
2021-10-20 4:06:30 PM  
Comments: Instead of medical supplies, package contained venomous snake.  Would not buy again.
 
2021-10-20 4:09:32 PM  
In the regions where they are found, it is believed that the creatures are responsible for more human deaths than all other snake species combined.

What all other snake species combined might look like:
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2021-10-20 4:11:08 PM  
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2021-10-20 4:11:16 PM  
Snek delivery service working as intended. Please state your issue.
 
2021-10-20 4:11:30 PM  

Psychopusher: For a brief moment, I thought the lead image in TFA appeared to make the snake look like it had fur.

Now I want to pet a furry snake.

/Not a euphemism.


More like d'awww scaled viper, right?
 
2021-10-20 4:14:59 PM  

Psychopusher: For a brief moment, I thought the lead image in TFA appeared to make the snake look like it had fur.

Now I want to pet a furry snake.

/Not a euphemism.


I think this is the closest we have:

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2021-10-20 4:15:01 PM  
Snekretary?
 
2021-10-20 4:17:31 PM  
Psychopusher:

Now I want to pet a furry snake.

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2021-10-20 4:18:28 PM  
Reminds me of an old Dad joke:

Punchline:

I am the vindow viper. I come to vipe the vindows.



/ That's an old joke:  Swedish ethnic humour. Pre-War at least.
 
2021-10-20 4:20:15 PM  
That is a very pretty danger noodle.
 
2021-10-20 4:21:11 PM  
Put the viper back in it's shippiing container and close it tightly

Put the shipping container into the office fridge clearly marked:

NOT MY LUNCH. DO NOT OPEN.


End of problem.
 
2021-10-20 4:23:50 PM  
"we feel sad for the snake that we can't give it is freedom and get it back home," the wildlife hospital added.

Don't be sad. I know a few ways to make a snake feel better.
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2021-10-20 4:45:04 PM  
There'll be one of these in every tenth package of toys by Christmas!

Goddamn you, COVID supply problems.
 
2021-10-20 4:45:38 PM  
Don't breath on it heavily, because we all know that a rough breath makes an aspirate.
 
2021-10-20 4:48:19 PM  

HailRobonia: Don't breath on it heavily, because we all know that a rough breath makes an aspirate.


And just what do you have against ass pirates?
 
2021-10-20 4:48:23 PM  

brantgoose: Reminds me of an old Dad joke:

Punchline:

I am the vindow viper. I come to vipe the vindows.


/ That's an old joke:  Swedish ethnic humour. Pre-War at least.

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2021-10-20 4:54:04 PM  

brantgoose: Reminds me of an old Dad joke:

Punchline:

I am the vindow viper. I come to vipe the vindows.

/ That's an old joke:  Swedish ethnic humour. Pre-War at least.


Also a pretty good GI Joe episode
 
2021-10-20 4:55:07 PM  

HailRobonia: brantgoose: Reminds me of an old Dad joke:

Punchline:

I am the vindow viper. I come to vipe the vindows.


/ That's an old joke:  Swedish ethnic humour. Pre-War at least.
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Dang
 
2021-10-20 5:00:14 PM  
Time for the sequel to Snakes on a Plane, Snakes in a Shipping Container.

"Get these muthafarkin' snakes out of my port!"
 
2021-10-20 5:13:05 PM  

brantgoose: Put the viper back in it's shippiing container and close it tightly

Put the shipping container into the office fridge clearly marked:

NOT MY LUNCH. DO NOT OPEN.
End of problem.


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2021-10-20 5:18:40 PM  

Psychopusher: For a brief moment, I thought the lead image in TFA appeared to make the snake look like it had fur.

Now I want to pet a furry snake.

/Not a euphemism.


+1 internet - Today's best thread jack
 
2021-10-20 5:52:59 PM  

HailRobonia: Psychopusher: For a brief moment, I thought the lead image in TFA appeared to make the snake look like it had fur.

Now I want to pet a furry snake.

/Not a euphemism.

I think this is the closest we have:

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That's a fur-swirled problem.
 
2021-10-20 7:20:49 PM  

HailRobonia: Don't breath on it heavily, because we all know that a rough breath makes an aspirate.


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2021-10-20 7:53:07 PM  
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2021-10-20 10:04:06 PM  
Pfft, the manufacturing merely let an unfinished belt slip through the final quality checks
 
2021-10-20 11:06:35 PM  

MythDragon: brantgoose: Put the viper back in it's shippiing container and close it tightly

Put the shipping container into the office fridge clearly marked:

NOT MY LUNCH. DO NOT OPEN.
End of problem.

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Yeah, I'd it's in a fridge at work, and says do not open, someone's going to open the container.
 
2021-10-21 12:00:55 PM  

flappy_penguin: brantgoose: Reminds me of an old Dad joke:

Punchline:

I am the vindow viper. I come to vipe the vindows.

/ That's an old joke:  Swedish ethnic humour. Pre-War at least.

Also a pretty good GI Joe episode


and knowing is half the battle.
 
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