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2021-10-20 12:26:10 PM  
Totally legit.
 
2021-10-20 12:28:35 PM  
I bet they were just in the recycle bin. Maybe they had to go though the office document recovery tool.
 
2021-10-20 12:28:50 PM  
Yes the day after someone connected to him could have strolled in and dropped stuff to be found.  Probably right where his parents just remembered he really liked to camp too.
 
2021-10-20 12:34:29 PM  
well if he was unbalanced enough to kill his girl, he's definitely capable of suicide I'd imagine
 
2021-10-20 12:53:58 PM  
Set loose the hounds of media frenzy upon him.
 
2021-10-20 1:10:19 PM  
Brother, I just wanna go ahead and say thank you and Jesus Bless Dog the Bounty Hunter for saving us from this brutal serial killer of thousands. He saved us all, my dudes.

The Power of Christ and all his Wisdom, amen, are all around us on this one.

Mahalo
 
2021-10-20 1:28:50 PM  
So, elephant in the room...you think he did it?
 
2021-10-20 1:53:39 PM  
There was "partial remains" found too. He's probably been dead for a long time.
 
2021-10-20 1:53:51 PM  

AnotherBluesStringer: So, elephant in the room...you think he did it?


I nominate this for one of the all time best non-political troll posts on this site.
 
2021-10-20 1:53:57 PM  
How convenient that the parents were planning on looking in that area.
 
2021-10-20 1:55:16 PM  

AnotherBluesStringer: So, elephant in the room...you think he did it?


I don't know. It's not easy doing an elephant. According to a friend.
 
2021-10-20 1:55:26 PM  
he will never see the inside of a courtroom.  I bet he's alligator poop.
 
2021-10-20 1:56:01 PM  
Listen up, People of the Land.  I'm saying this only one.

Unless you're a Saudi Prince, a Russian Oligarch, or a highly connected rich Republican donor, you can never get away with murder.
 
2021-10-20 1:56:50 PM  
Y'all realize he could very well be searching for the real killer, right?
 
2021-10-20 1:58:09 PM  
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What laundry articles might look like.
 
2021-10-20 1:58:43 PM  

shastacola: There was "partial remains" found too. He's probably been dead for a long time.


They didn't give any details about the remains. Here's my wacky scenario: he cuts off a finger or something, leaves it there with his shiat and tells his parents to pretend to find it. Oh no, look, body parts! He was obviously eaten by some animal or dragged off!
 
2021-10-20 2:00:17 PM  

shastacola: There was "partial remains" found too. He's probably been dead for a long time.


Did they find some homeless guy and use him? (It's been done before)
 
2021-10-20 2:00:37 PM  

Groupon boob job: shastacola: There was "partial remains" found too. He's probably been dead for a long time.

They didn't give any details about the remains. Here's my wacky scenario: he cuts off a finger or something, leaves it there with his shiat and tells his parents to pretend to find it. Oh no, look, body parts! He was obviously eaten by some animal or dragged off!


Crocodile Dundee did it
 
2021-10-20 2:01:36 PM  

OtherLittleGuy: Listen up, People of the Land.  I'm saying this only one.

Unless you're a Saudi Prince, a Russian Oligarch, or a highly connected rich Republican donor, you can never get away with murder.


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Oh I think more people get away with murder than you think.  Study it out.
 
2021-10-20 2:01:41 PM  

Another Government Employee: shastacola: There was "partial remains" found too. He's probably been dead for a long time.

Did they find some homeless guy and use him? (It's been done before)


They've called in the medical examiner. DNA is DNA , it's impossible to fake and they've no doubt got his DNA.
 
2021-10-20 2:02:27 PM  

rickythepenguin: he will never see the inside of a courtroom.  I bet he's alligator poop.


As long as we get confirmation then I don't care if he offed himself. Well, other than the fact it's too quick.
 
2021-10-20 2:02:44 PM  

Jeebus Saves: OtherLittleGuy: Listen up, People of the Land.  I'm saying this only one.

Unless you're a Saudi Prince, a Russian Oligarch, or a highly connected rich Republican donor, you can never get away with murder.

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Oh I think more people get away with murder than you think.  Study it out.


Is Bill pointing at the murderer?

Or does he have the finger of death?
 
2021-10-20 2:03:01 PM  

shastacola: There was "partial remains" found too. He's probably been dead for a long time.


There was an earlier article on yahoo that said a medical examiner was called to the scene, but didn't offer any other explanation (like no mention of body or remains).
 
2021-10-20 2:03:40 PM  
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2021-10-20 2:03:42 PM  

CFitzsimmons: Y'all realize he could very well be searching for the real killer, right?


This is funny. But there's a non-zero chance it's also correct. If I had to choose for a free chance at winning a million bucks I'm saying he killed her. But I have a tiny piece of my brain that says we don't know that for sure and really weird shiat happens every day. It could be that someone else killed her but he knows he has no alibi and exhibited questionable behavior that makes him the prime suspect. Not saying that's at all likely because it's not. Just that it exists as a possibility, however slight.
 
2021-10-20 2:04:03 PM  

OtherLittleGuy: Listen up, People of the Land.  I'm saying this only one.

Unless you're a Saudi Prince, a Russian Oligarch, or a highly connected rich Republican donor, you can never get away with murder.


Nonsense. Clearly you haven't watched the educational documentary, "How To Get Away With Murder".
 
2021-10-20 2:04:58 PM  

JohnnyApocalypse: shastacola: There was "partial remains" found too. He's probably been dead for a long time.

There was an earlier article on yahoo that said a medical examiner was called to the scene, but didn't offer any other explanation (like no mention of body or remains).


and a cadaver dog. They are making sure to pick up all the pieces.
 
2021-10-20 2:05:11 PM  

Darth_Lukecash: Jeebus Saves: OtherLittleGuy: Listen up, People of the Land.  I'm saying this only one.

Unless you're a Saudi Prince, a Russian Oligarch, or a highly connected rich Republican donor, you can never get away with murder.

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Oh I think more people get away with murder than you think.  Study it out.

Is Bill pointing at the murderer?

Or does he have the finger of death?


I'll answer that as soon as I see who's at the door...
 
2021-10-20 2:05:29 PM  
Dog (the "person", not a real person/cadaver searching canine) didn't find him (or whoever it is they've found)?

I'm shocked! Shocked!
Well, not so shocked.
 
2021-10-20 2:06:40 PM  
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The human  remains were found in a spot that was previously underwater.

https://twitter.com/WFLAJosh/status/1​4​50885195377352708
 
2021-10-20 2:07:08 PM  

OtherLittleGuy: Listen up, People of the Land.  I'm saying this only one.

Unless you're a Saudi Prince, a Russian Oligarch, or a highly connected rich Republican donor, you can never get away with murder.


ASTERISK!

Pretty white girls with constantly changing stories, that never admit anything and that are totes blowing their attorney can get away with murder.
 
2021-10-20 2:07:36 PM  

Groupon boob job: shastacola: There was "partial remains" found too. He's probably been dead for a long time.

They didn't give any details about the remains. Here's my wacky scenario: he cuts off a finger or something


Sure, bud. JK Rowling's lawyers will be in touch shortly.
 
2021-10-20 2:08:59 PM  
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2021-10-20 2:09:51 PM  

Jeebus Saves: Darth_Lukecash: Jeebus Saves: OtherLittleGuy: Listen up, People of the Land.  I'm saying this only one.

Unless you're a Saudi Prince, a Russian Oligarch, or a highly connected rich Republican donor, you can never get away with murder.

[gannett-cdn.com image 640x480]

Oh I think more people get away with murder than you think.  Study it out.

Is Bill pointing at the murderer?

Or does he have the finger of death?

I'll answer that as soon as I see who's at the door...


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2021-10-20 2:10:01 PM  

shastacola: There was "partial remains" found too. He's probably been dead for a long time.


Once again proving the absolute superiority of Gators over Bulldogs.

Dog, meanwhile, is probably inconsolable that he didn't find him.  Or, what's left of him.
 
2021-10-20 2:10:43 PM  
I knew Dog would find this guy!  Dog always gets his man!
 
2021-10-20 2:11:54 PM  

WelldeadLink: AnotherBluesStringer: So, elephant in the room...you think he did it?

I don't know. It's not easy doing an elephant. According to a friend.


It's easier than doing an ostrich.

Allegedly.
 
2021-10-20 2:12:02 PM  
"Y u no find uglee mizzng wymn?!?!"
 
2021-10-20 2:12:20 PM  

shastacola: [Fark user image 754x151]The human  remains were found in a spot that was previously underwater.

https://twitter.com/WFLAJosh/status/14​50885195377352708


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"Suck it, Dog the Bounty Hunter!"
 
2021-10-20 2:13:34 PM  
Slightly off topic, but tangentially related: does anyone else think that Wash Town on Lawrence and Lawndale missed a huge opportunity to calm themselves Law-Lawn Laundry? No? Just me? Ok.

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2021-10-20 2:16:05 PM  

Darth_Lukecash: Jeebus Saves: OtherLittleGuy: Listen up, People of the Land.  I'm saying this only one.

Unless you're a Saudi Prince, a Russian Oligarch, or a highly connected rich Republican donor, you can never get away with murder.

[gannett-cdn.com image 640x480]

Oh I think more people get away with murder than you think.  Study it out.

Is Bill pointing at the murderer?

Or does he have the finger of death?



Yes.

He is an Avenging Angel of Death, ending the real killer with a single jab of his finger!
 
2021-10-20 2:17:34 PM  

OtherLittleGuy: Listen up, People of the Land.  I'm saying this only one.

Unless you're a Saudi Prince, a Russian Oligarch, or a highly connected rich Republican donor, you can never get away with murder.


Was OJ a GOP donor? Damn, now I really don't like him.
 
2021-10-20 2:17:51 PM  

JohnBigBootay: CFitzsimmons: Y'all realize he could very well be searching for the real killer, right?

This is funny. But there's a non-zero chance it's also correct. If I had to choose for a free chance at winning a million bucks I'm saying he killed her. But I have a tiny piece of my brain that says we don't know that for sure and really weird shiat happens every day. It could be that someone else killed her but he knows he has no alibi and exhibited questionable behavior that makes him the prime suspect.


Yeah, leaving a state with a person's van, but not the person, and arriving home unexpectedly early and with no explanation will definitely make you "the prime suspect."

"We had a fight and broke up but she gave me her van, because she still loves me, and decided to hitchhike home alone."

lol
 
2021-10-20 2:18:03 PM  

rickythepenguin: he will never see the inside of a courtroom.  I bet he's alligator poop.


Possibly.  I don't  think they erect a tent or notify the parents for objects or clothes only.  They can identify that stuff at the station or pics the police bring to their house.
 
2021-10-20 2:18:42 PM  

OtherLittleGuy: Listen up, People of the Land.  I'm saying this only one.

Unless you're a Saudi Prince, a Russian Oligarch, or a highly connected rich Republican donor, you can never get away with murder.


Which one is O.J.?
 
2021-10-20 2:21:36 PM  

iheartscotch: OtherLittleGuy:


Pretty white girls with constantly changing stories, that never admit anything and that are totes blowing their attorney


This is the name of a Go-Go's cover band that I manage.
 
2021-10-20 2:21:49 PM  
If it is his body:

A. Gator got him
B: Shot after stumbling into a meth cook
C. Crushed by a python in his sleep while camping
D. B and A
 
2021-10-20 2:25:30 PM  
Gee, I guess that guy I've been harassing really is Howie Mandel.
 
2021-10-20 2:25:54 PM  
I'd hate to think he went to his grave never answering for that debit card fraud
 
2021-10-20 2:29:59 PM  

jackandwater: OtherLittleGuy: Listen up, People of the Land.  I'm saying this only one.

Unless you're a Saudi Prince, a Russian Oligarch, or a highly connected rich Republican donor, you can never get away with murder.

Which one is O.J.?


Victims' families won a multi-million dollar civil case, and he went to jail for stealing his own stuff to pay.

Name me one of the three above which was bankrupted by a civil suit.
 
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