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(Click On Detroit)   Protip: If your drunk girlfriend struck a security guard with a can of Red Bull, you shouldn't drive to the police station to pick her up on a flat tire while highly intoxicated   (clickondetroit.com) divider line
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1253 clicks; posted to Main » on 20 Oct 2021 at 3:14 PM (6 weeks ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook



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2021-10-20 12:10:30 PM  
All these romantic comedies have the same ending.
 
2021-10-20 2:59:28 PM  
Subby has clearly never heard of Friday, or beer, or Tuesday, or Jerry Springer
 
2021-10-20 3:17:35 PM  
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2021-10-20 3:19:51 PM  
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2021-10-20 3:20:48 PM  
Are images in Fark threads farked for anyone else?
 
2021-10-20 3:22:28 PM  

talkertopc: Are images in Fark threads farked for anyone else?


I can't speak for your situation, but they no longer show up when I'm on the wifi at work for some reason.  I can watch porn, youtube, netflix, etc and stuff, so it isn't like my work wifi is particularly secure or focused on keeping me from abuse. But there are a couple of sites that seem arbitrarily blocked (a niche shopping site I use) and recently fark.com images.
 
2021-10-20 3:22:50 PM  

talkertopc: Are images in Fark threads farked for anyone else?


yes.

there's an issue with Fark's cloud image server.

so they say...
 
2021-10-20 3:25:19 PM  
Just imagine being somebody who, when faced with a challenge, reaches into their 'Big Bag of Solutions' and it's possible that you might pull out "Bludgeon security guard with an energy drink".
 
2021-10-20 3:27:17 PM  
Pretty dumb. Dumb all around. I mean, if you're going to go into a police station drunk, at least throw on some sunglasses, a leather jacket, and make finger guns to do your best "Terminator" impression.
 
2021-10-20 3:27:29 PM  
I'll be waiting to hear their unique but equally valid opinions on politics, masks, and vaccines.
 
2021-10-20 3:27:50 PM  

talkertopc: Are images in Fark threads farked for anyone else?


Smackledorfer: they no longer show up when I'm on the wifi at work for some reason


steklo: there's an issue with Fark's cloud image server



FWIW, no issues with images here.
 
2021-10-20 3:28:42 PM  
That commercial would be 1000 times better than those "give you wings" ones.
 
2021-10-20 3:29:04 PM  
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2021-10-20 3:29:14 PM  
A Red Bull?  What a dumbass.  Everyone knows to hit security guards with those big-ass 16oz Monster cans.
 
2021-10-20 3:30:53 PM  
The surprising thing is that this didn't happen in Florida.
 
2021-10-20 3:33:13 PM  

Dr.Fey: FWIW, no issues with images here.


it's not effecting everyone...some people are lucky today.

Others?  Not so much.
 
2021-10-20 3:33:39 PM  

foo monkey: A Red Bull?  What a dumbass.  Everyone knows to hit security guards with those big-ass 16oz Monster cans.


I did a quick Google search to get some source material for a photoshop of this and now the guys in IT are telling me I have to go see HR.  Thanks a lot.
 
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2021-10-20 3:34:44 PM  

steklo: Dr.Fey: FWIW, no issues with images here.

it's not effecting everyone...some people are lucky today.

Others?  Not so much.


Yeah, no issues here, been seeing image all day and people asking if they're the only ones experiencing issues.

Time for somebody to yell at a cloud.
 
2021-10-20 3:36:32 PM  
Date night was a great night!!  Well, of course, after everybody gets bailed out.
 
2021-10-20 3:37:19 PM  

Louisiana_Sitar_Club: Just imagine being somebody who, when faced with a challenge, reaches into their 'Big Bag of Solutions' and it's possible that you might pull out "Bludgeon security guard with an energy drink".


The give the best sexy time
 
2021-10-20 3:39:02 PM  
Actually subby, you do what ever that gal wants, especially if she know where you live.
 
2021-10-20 3:45:25 PM  
He rode up on a flat tire? Sounds like more trouble than just walking.

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2021-10-20 3:49:00 PM  
Everyone knows Twisted Tea is the way to go.
 
2021-10-20 3:51:53 PM  

Louisiana_Sitar_Club: foo monkey: A Red Bull?  What a dumbass.  Everyone knows to hit security guards with those big-ass 16oz Monster cans.

I did a quick Google search to get some source material for a photoshop of this and now the guys in IT are telling me I have to go see HR.  Thanks a lot.


OOOOOHHH. Someone has a job!
 
2021-10-20 4:01:03 PM  
LCD Soundsystem - Drunk Girls
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2021-10-20 4:22:50 PM  
"Police said the woman bit a different security employee on the forearm, breaking his skin."

So is he now a vampire or a werewolf? I'm flipping a coin here, there's not enough info in the article
 
2021-10-20 4:31:53 PM  

NotARocketScientist: The surprising thing is that this didn't happen in Florida.


Michigan, so Florida of the North.
 
2021-10-20 4:48:08 PM  

Lochaber_Axe: NotARocketScientist: The surprising thing is that this didn't happen in Florida.

Michigan, so Florida of the North.


That's Ohio.
 
2021-10-20 5:30:27 PM  

foo monkey: A Red Bull?  What a dumbass.  Everyone knows to hit security guards with those big-ass 16oz Monster cans.


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2021-10-20 5:48:14 PM  
NCSB:  I got a call from the cops saying my ex-wife was highly intoxicated at a bowling alley a few blocks away from our place.  He asked me to pick her up, and when I told him I had a few drinks he said "It's fine, just drive on over and pick her up."  I told him to fark off and I would call her a cab, after which he laughed and said 'good call'...

Pretty sure his plan was to arrest us both.
 
2021-10-21 7:12:48 AM  
don't tell us what to do subby
 
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