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(Local10 WPLG)   These dog thieves don't look that exotic to me   (local10.com) divider line
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2021-10-20 10:40:44 AM  
Dog robbers are worse than cat burglars
 
2021-10-20 10:40:47 AM  
I looked at the comments, Ray.
 
2021-10-20 10:44:01 AM  
My 3 year old is a micro bully, he's always trying to steal my iPad and says that it's his.

I paid for it!
 
2021-10-20 10:45:19 AM  
You don't hear this sort of thing happening with Caucasian Shepherd breeders
 
2021-10-20 10:46:46 AM  
Snitches get biatches?

/dnrtfa
 
2021-10-20 10:48:30 AM  

neongoats: I looked at the comments, Ray.


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2021-10-20 10:49:04 AM  
Just rewatched Seven Psychopaths. Extremely underrated movie.
 
2021-10-20 10:50:57 AM  
I'm a little baffled about the weapon she's spraying her neighborhood with.  She doesn't seem to be trying to hit anything other than her neighbor's houses and maybe the roof of her own car.
 
2021-10-20 10:55:22 AM  

Feel_the_velvet: You don't hear this sort of thing happening with Caucasian Shepherd breeders


Is there a dog specifically bred to herd Caucasians?
 
2021-10-20 10:55:41 AM  
Home invaders versus dog breeders.  Tough to know who to root for here.
 
2021-10-20 10:57:39 AM  
It's the lifestyle that's exotic.
 
2021-10-20 10:57:47 AM  

jerryskid: I'm a little baffled about the weapon she's spraying her neighborhood with.  She doesn't seem to be trying to hit anything other than her neighbor's houses and maybe the roof of her own car.


Seriously, there should be charges for that.
 
2021-10-20 10:57:49 AM  
Well ,bully for them
 
2021-10-20 10:57:57 AM  

Salmon: My 3 year old is a micro bully, he's always trying to steal my iPad and says that it's his.

I paid for it!


Bullies don't respect you until you stand up to them.  Put him on his ass and he'll leave you alone.
 
2021-10-20 11:01:08 AM  
Thanks jerryskid I was thinking pretty much the same thing. The spray & pray method never hits your target, but always hits other things.
 
2021-10-20 11:01:10 AM  

jerryskid: I'm a little baffled about the weapon she's spraying her neighborhood with.  She doesn't seem to be trying to hit anything other than her neighbor's houses and maybe the roof of her own car.


DUde, that is pretty much my first thought, she was just spraying and praying, no discipline, just clacking rounds randomly in the general direction...  thing is those bullets are gonna come down...
The whole situation is bad people, first the breeder...   sorry, not a fan ofhome breeders but at 4K$ a god I can see the allure...   but what about the ones that dont get sold? THe Dame too, what about her?

Anyway, while the thieves are for sure dickehads...  that random shooting was just as bad...
I mean we get news in Philly about shootings, and most of the time the people hurt and killed are just innocent victims in their freaking homes...

I honestly would liek to see a first dergree felony capital offence for radnom driveby shooters who kill people.
I htink that kind of law is needed and passable. Oh you're a mafioso and went to shoot up a gangster, so you did not mean to kill the mom next door? SO effing what you get the cap offence, more because of the randomness of the murder... it wasn't accidental in the least, you plannned to shoot up the hood, you should get the full reprisal. Same for blo0ods and crips, latin kings...  FFS, for anyone who would go and shoot up a neighborhood randomly...

Your killing of the ten year old girl is exponentially more heinous than your killing of drug dealer number 7...
I mean we had a shooting a few months ago and a little girl was killed, the shooting didnt happen near the park it was down the street, bullets can go much furhter than your immediate vicinity...  FFS<BBQ WTAF.... IK.
 
2021-10-20 11:01:43 AM  
Why would they steal them?

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/ I hope they raise them right
// who am I kidding?
 
2021-10-20 11:03:31 AM  
I'd also say the news desk reporter is a bit of a wanker too, all jolly haappy "hey folks you'll never guess what wacky hijinks are happening with folk" to report this situation.

and again, dog lady shooter is a piece of trash as much as the thieves...
 
2021-10-20 11:05:04 AM  

true okie doke: jerryskid: I'm a little baffled about the weapon she's spraying her neighborhood with.  She doesn't seem to be trying to hit anything other than her neighbor's houses and maybe the roof of her own car.

Seriously, there should be charges for that.


It's a little hard to do that with Florida's laws. You can see in the footage that they are shooting at her as they flee, and she is defending herself by returning fire.

Basically you'd have to charge her for being a bad shot.
 
2021-10-20 11:07:28 AM  
OMG thats terrifying. That poor car, was it hit?
 
2021-10-20 11:07:56 AM  
Dog thieves? Well she should have been a better shot and hit them in the head.
 
2021-10-20 11:13:20 AM  
The whole thing was dildos and doggy dicks.
/Some people still love Mt. Dew green
 
2021-10-20 11:13:50 AM  
 
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2021-10-20 11:14:46 AM  

Salmon: My 3 year old is a micro bully, he's always trying to steal my iPad and says that it's his.

I paid for it!


don't take shiat from the little bastard. first it's ipads next it will be your car.

eventually he will have you put into an institution.

gotta show him who's boss.
 
2021-10-20 11:15:35 AM  
Exotic dog breeder vs home invaders...

Let them fight.
 
2021-10-20 11:18:36 AM  

gilgigamesh: true okie doke: jerryskid: I'm a little baffled about the weapon she's spraying her neighborhood with.  She doesn't seem to be trying to hit anything other than her neighbor's houses and maybe the roof of her own car.

Seriously, there should be charges for that.

It's a little hard to do that with Florida's laws. You can see in the footage that they are shooting at her as they flee, and she is defending herself by returning fire.

Basically you'd have to charge her for being a bad shot.


Shot almost seems to imply that it was aimed.
 
2021-10-20 11:20:06 AM  

fragMasterFlash: Dog thieves? Well she should have been a better shot and hit them in the head.


I don't mind the sun sometimes
 
2021-10-20 11:48:34 AM  

elgrancerdo: Why would they steal them?

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/ I hope they raise them right
// who am I kidding?


I feel bad for dogs because they will probably be abused. I hope they find these bastards.
 
2021-10-20 12:19:55 PM  

muphasta: fragMasterFlash: Dog thieves? Well she should have been a better shot and hit them in the head.

I don't mind the sun sometimes


the images it shows?
 
2021-10-20 12:35:49 PM  
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That's also a farkin crime....
 
2021-10-20 12:36:36 PM  

big pig peaches: Feel_the_velvet: You don't hear this sort of thing happening with Caucasian Shepherd breeders

Is there a dog specifically bred to herd Caucasians?


Labradors
 
2021-10-20 12:38:40 PM  

big pig peaches: Feel_the_velvet: You don't hear this sort of thing happening with Caucasian Shepherd breeders

Is there a dog specifically bred to herd Caucasians?


Nah, ya gotta use cheese.

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2021-10-20 12:46:04 PM  

Cafe Threads: Nah, ya gotta use cheese.


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2021-10-20 1:11:31 PM  
Damn, that is some poor fire control, jeezus she sprayed the whole damn neighborhood and probably shot up a bunch of homes and cars. And if you are selling dogs for that kind of cash you should probably have them chipped or some big people there to stand guard. But hey she stood her ground and the gun is safe.
 
2021-10-20 1:17:35 PM  

jerryskid: I'm a little baffled about the weapon she's spraying her neighborhood with.  She doesn't seem to be trying to hit anything other than her neighbor's houses and maybe the roof of her own car.


BuT sHe's A rEsPoNsIbLe GuN oWnEr
 
2021-10-20 1:48:01 PM  

big pig peaches: Feel_the_velvet: You don't hear this sort of thing happening with Caucasian Shepherd breeders

Is there a dog specifically bred to herd Caucasians?


Mayonnaise shepherd
 
2021-10-20 1:50:22 PM  

evilmousse: Cafe Threads: Nah, ya gotta use cheese.

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Am white, can confirm. Cheese is delicious
 
2021-10-20 3:04:44 PM  

true okie doke: jerryskid: I'm a little baffled about the weapon she's spraying her neighborhood with.  She doesn't seem to be trying to hit anything other than her neighbor's houses and maybe the roof of her own car.

Seriously, there should be charges for that.


Hard to say for certain due to the video quality, but it looks like it's some variation of a tec-9. In which case aiming really wouldn't improve the accuracy much.
 
2021-10-20 3:18:48 PM  

elgrancerdo: Why would they steal them?

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/ I hope they raise them right
// who am I kidding?


For all you uneducated heathens this is a
bulldog/shih tzu mix.

I can't remember the exact scientific name, but I think its bullshiat.
 
2021-10-20 3:19:52 PM  

Denjiro: true okie doke: jerryskid: I'm a little baffled about the weapon she's spraying her neighborhood with.  She doesn't seem to be trying to hit anything other than her neighbor's houses and maybe the roof of her own car.

Seriously, there should be charges for that.

Hard to say for certain due to the video quality, but it looks like it's some variation of a tec-9. In which case aiming really wouldn't improve the accuracy much.


It is an AR-15 pistol:
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2021-10-20 7:55:00 PM  

jerryskid: I'm a little baffled about the weapon she's spraying her neighborhood with.  She doesn't seem to be trying to hit anything other than her neighbor's houses and maybe the roof of her own car.


The Stormtrooper school of shooting.
 
2021-10-20 8:48:53 PM  
I just hope they don't crossbreed them with chihuahuas or we will all need machine pistols.
 
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