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2021-10-20 7:52:10 AM  
It's a Trump World after all....
 
2021-10-20 7:58:55 AM  
A White House haunted by the pissed off ghost of every dead president?
 
2021-10-20 8:04:24 AM  
Space Force Mountain is still not open! And It's a Small Hands (and other things...if you know what I mean) World is just plain dull!
 
2021-10-20 8:05:06 AM  
Here's a newsflash, sportsfans...

America has been trying to devour itself since 1776.

Even before we were a country we had "both sides" shooting at each other and wanting to kill each other. This is not new. We've had brief moments of time where we kind of sort of got along and worked toward a common goal, but under the surface the hate simmered.

Think of what happened after Saddam fell from power. You had a country of "Iraqis" right? Well, half of the country proceeded to slaughter the other half because of all of those hatreds simmering under the surface for decades/centuries. Same thing happened in Yugoslavia when Tito kicked the bucket. "Yugoslavians"... right... They were Bosnians, Kosovars, Serbians... all of that came before being a "Yugo"... beep beep...

At the heart of it all, we're all humans with our unique hatreds. There are 70,000,000+ Americans who want to destroy and enslave the rest of us. We're at war with them. Currently, it's mostly been a war of words and elections. Jan 6th showed how quickly that can change. We're just lucky that they were not better organized and more heavily armed.

You'd better get your f*cking War Face on because the next few elections are seriously going to determine the framework of this country. I'm not exactly confident in the Army of the Democrats because, by their nature, their infighting is a great weakness in a battle that is this important... BUT it's also good to have in a Democracy to have Moderates/Progressives/Corporatists kind of hashing sh*t out to find a way forward... Unfortunately, the GOP is 100% unified in their policy of hate and violence. That's a tough enemy, even if they are mostly stupid.

It's a giant sh*t sammich and we're all gonna have to take a bite.
 
2021-10-20 8:07:49 AM  
Where's the Pussy Grabbing Pavilion?
 
2021-10-20 8:23:04 AM  
Libera te tutemet ex inferis!!

/rips out eyes...
 
2021-10-20 8:32:46 AM  

Jake Havechek: Where's the Pussy Grabbing Pavilion?


Just head down the midway and turn left at the "Make your own pee pee tape" booth.
 
2021-10-20 8:48:39 AM  
When I was about 10, I got stuck on Small World when it broke down once. For 45 minutes exactly. I felt every minute, for the song, now forever burned into my memory, looped for every single one of them, and it served as a warning to never--ever--go on a ride that plays the same song on loop.

And so, I never fell for Trump.

Thank you, Disney.

fark you forever, but thank you.
 
2021-10-20 9:08:51 AM  
It's the hcrappiest place on earth!
 
2021-10-20 9:23:42 AM  
They going to let Melanie decorate with more tentacle terrors?

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2021-10-20 9:28:54 AM  
Everyone is too busy watching television and playing video games to have a life, nevermind the "extracurriculars" like not slipping into a fascist genocidal hell.

Nope there's entertainment options.
 
2021-10-20 9:30:34 AM  
I, for one, can't wait to visit the Hall of Nepotism.
 
2021-10-20 9:33:09 AM  
good read. Terrifying...and likely to happen

but "both sides"...ya know
 
2021-10-20 9:33:22 AM  
This is what I've been saying and mocked for.  These assholes are clownish in their execution but it doesn't matter to 40% of Americans.  Meanwhile, the hardcore fascists with hands on the gears of government are busy marginalizing the other 60% to give their minority an even more outsized influence than our senate and electoral college already do.  Don't take these assholes seriously at your own peril.
 
2021-10-20 9:33:26 AM  
The Buy a "Diet Coke for the 45th President" ride was a let down.  You stand in line, put $25 dollars in a vending machine and the pimple faced kid says "The 45th President of the United States thanks you for a refreshing beverage.   Would you like to pay $10 to get off this ride now or would you like to pay $20 to get off this ride later?"
 
2021-10-20 9:36:13 AM  
Are Eric and Don Jr. still playing Tweedle Dumb and Tweedle Dumber???
 
2021-10-20 9:36:57 AM  

Circusdog320: Are Eric and Don Jr. still playing Tweedle Dumb and Tweedle Dumber???


Playing?
 
2021-10-20 9:37:33 AM  
The Ivanka Ride has a sign saying it's "Closed for Remodeling, Daddy"

But everyone who's gone on it and isn't named trump called it cheap and plastic.  The ride doesn't actually move.

/she's probably too old for D2S
//he's moved on
///get me Epstein on the phone!  He's what?  Well, who's doing his job now?
 
2021-10-20 9:43:19 AM  
FTFA: "Yes, Trump World has interesting and bizarre characters: a mattress salesman, a former mayor of America's largest city who has hair-dye issues, a Nosferatu-like white supremacist, a drunken would-be Renaissance man"

Is it bad that I can't narrow down which person this is referring to?
 
2021-10-20 9:47:35 AM  

Officer Barrelroll: FTFA: "Yes, Trump World has interesting and bizarre characters: a mattress salesman, a former mayor of America's largest city who has hair-dye issues, a Nosferatu-like white supremacist, a drunken would-be Renaissance man"

Is it bad that I can't narrow down which person this is referring to?


Bannon
 
2021-10-20 9:47:42 AM  
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2021-10-20 9:49:16 AM  
I don't like the looks of the motel onsite

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2021-10-20 9:51:11 AM  

koder: When I was about 10, I got stuck on Small World when it broke down once. For 45 minutes exactly. I felt every minute, for the song, now forever burned into my memory, looped for every single one of them, and it served as a warning to never--ever--go on a ride that plays the same song on loop.

And so, I never fell for Trump.

Thank you, Disney.

fark you forever, but thank you.


I've been on a few rides that stopped working in recent years due to having annual passes in the Before Times, and all cut off the sound and turned on lights as we sat there. I honestly think they cut the music now if it's gonna be a while because they want you to stay in the park and spend money, and listening to looping ride music for extended periods is just gonna piss off dad.
 
2021-10-20 9:52:45 AM  
AllLivesMatterhorn.
 
2021-10-20 9:53:05 AM  

NewportBarGuy: Here's a newsflash, sportsfans...

America has been trying to devour itself since 1776.

Even before we were a country we had "both sides" shooting at each other and wanting to kill each other. This is not new. We've had brief moments of time where we kind of sort of got along and worked toward a common goal, but under the surface the hate simmered.

Think of what happened after Saddam fell from power. You had a country of "Iraqis" right? Well, half of the country proceeded to slaughter the other half because of all of those hatreds simmering under the surface for decades/centuries. Same thing happened in Yugoslavia when Tito kicked the bucket. "Yugoslavians"... right... They were Bosnians, Kosovars, Serbians... all of that came before being a "Yugo"... beep beep...

At the heart of it all, we're all humans with our unique hatreds. There are 70,000,000+ Americans who want to destroy and enslave the rest of us. We're at war with them. Currently, it's mostly been a war of words and elections. Jan 6th showed how quickly that can change. We're just lucky that they were not better organized and more heavily armed.

You'd better get your f*cking War Face on because the next few elections are seriously going to determine the framework of this country. I'm not exactly confident in the Army of the Democrats because, by their nature, their infighting is a great weakness in a battle that is this important... BUT it's also good to have in a Democracy to have Moderates/Progressives/Corporatists kind of hashing sh*t out to find a way forward... Unfortunately, the GOP is 100% unified in their policy of hate and violence. That's a tough enemy, even if they are mostly stupid.

It's a giant sh*t sammich and we're all gonna have to take a bite.


Damn..!

You're 100% right...

But Damn..!
 
2021-10-20 9:53:35 AM  
"Mom why aren't you going with me on the Lolita Express?"

"Sorry dear you know the age limit is 17."
 
2021-10-20 9:55:41 AM  
If that's what it's becoming, it's time for...

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2021-10-20 9:57:22 AM  
Space Force Mountain was a total rip off.
 
2021-10-20 9:59:11 AM  
The Sh*te House.
 
2021-10-20 10:00:50 AM  

koder: When I was about 10, I got stuck on Small World when it broke down once. For 45 minutes exactly


Everyone who has ever been on It's a Small World has been "stuck" on it.

The majority of the time it's that the operators are helping a handicapped person into their boat. It just feels like forever because it is creepy as f*ck and should be destroyed by winners of a lottery set up whose winners get to take baseball bats and sledgehammers to everything in that ride.
 
2021-10-20 10:01:54 AM  

Mike_1962: Officer Barrelroll: FTFA: "Yes, Trump World has interesting and bizarre characters: a mattress salesman, a former mayor of America's largest city who has hair-dye issues, a Nosferatu-like white supremacist, a drunken would-be Renaissance man"

Is it bad that I can't narrow down which person this is referring to?

Bannon


Ohhh, I was thinking Bannon was the nosferatu white supremacist.

That must be Miller.

Dobbs could be in the drunk category too.
 
2021-10-20 10:02:12 AM  
This is all the result of social media. Trump is just the biggest, most concerning symptom.
 
2021-10-20 10:14:41 AM  

koder: When I was about 10, I got stuck on Small World when it broke down once. For 45 minutes exactly. I felt every minute, for the song, now forever burned into my memory, looped for every single one of them, and it served as a warning to never--ever--go on a ride that plays the same song on loop.


Then stay away from the Enchanted PeePee Room.
 
2021-10-20 10:15:17 AM  

emersonbiggins: I don't like the looks of the motel onsite

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Does it come with a submissive-looking Ivanka in each room, though?
 
2021-10-20 10:15:46 AM  
While I won't dismiss that threat that Trump represents, I think the parallels to Post WW1 Germany are really stretching it.  Our country is much larger, way more diverse, and frankly, the nightmare scenario that writer presents would ultimately be incredibly bad for business.  Corporate America can, and would rebel against America going to any kind of authoritarian regime, especially one that is forcefully based on evangelical Christianity.
 
2021-10-20 10:22:02 AM  

Close2TheEdge: While I won't dismiss that threat that Trump represents, I think the parallels to Post WW1 Germany are really stretching it.  Our country is much larger, way more diverse, and frankly, the nightmare scenario that writer presents would ultimately be incredibly bad for business.  Corporate America can, and would rebel against America going to any kind of authoritarian regime, especially one that is forcefully based on evangelical Christianity.


Don't dismiss it entirely however, because the Trumpthuglicans will offer "winners" profitable contracts, just like the Nazis, in exchange for loyalty and kickbacks.
 
2021-10-20 10:25:13 AM  

Close2TheEdge: While I won't dismiss that threat that Trump represents, I think the parallels to Post WW1 Germany are really stretching it.  Our country is much larger, way more diverse, and frankly, the nightmare scenario that writer presents would ultimately be incredibly bad for business.  Corporate America can, and would rebel against America going to any kind of authoritarian regime, especially one that is forcefully based on evangelical Christianity.


did you miss the articles showing at&t were funding a lot of this right wing nonsense
 
2021-10-20 10:36:16 AM  
I hope TFG dies very soon.
Preferably in prison.
 
2021-10-20 10:40:52 AM  
FTFA: a Nosferatu-like white supremacist

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Yeah, that checks out.
 
2021-10-20 10:51:48 AM  
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2021-10-20 10:52:05 AM  

Harry Freakstorm: The Buy a "Diet Coke for the 45th President" ride was a let down.  You stand in line, put $25 dollars in a vending machine and the pimple faced kid says "The 45th President of the United States thanks you for a refreshing beverage.   Would you like to pay $10 to get off this ride now or would you like to pay $20 to get off this ride later?"


If only it were Coke Zero. I can only find it in these really tiny 500ml plastic bottles.
 
2021-10-20 10:56:00 AM  

SpectroBoy: Jake Havechek: Where's the Pussy Grabbing Pavilion?

Just head down the midway and turn left at the "Make your own pee pee tape" booth.


I tried going that way, but it took me to the "Plug a Lib for Jesus" shooting gallery.
 
2021-10-20 11:03:31 AM  
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2021-10-20 11:12:58 AM  
"Trump World" is no joke - and it wants to devour American democracy

Eat shiat, media.

Eat.  Shiat.
 
2021-10-20 11:15:48 AM  
FYI: I'm sensing a disturbance in the trump-force in Freeperville (actual copy and pasta):

"
Would love to see it happen but it's a pipe dream until our voting process is fixed. The only Rs that will win are the McConnell approved candidates. "

"Would love to see it happen but it's a pipe dream until our voting process is fixed. The only Rs that will win are the McConnell approved candidates. "

"Given the Steal of November 3, 2020, voting, without reform, is a feel good exercise meant to mollify rubes. "

"the 800-pound gorilla in the room is that Trump will not acknowledge the dangers of his operation warp speed vaccines and what they are being used for by the fascist left. The biggest issue in this country right now is our Liberty is being taken away and the number one weapon is Trump's vaccines. We need a leader with knowledge of that and fights with everything they have against it. And Trump won't even say a single word except that we should all get the vaccines because they are good. No president Trump. You are wrong and you need to let your pride go and admit if you want to lead us again. "

"But the only thing Trump will say about the vaccines are that they are good and that everyone should take them. Those are both not true. "

"Who cares I've seen this type in Vietnam.
He called everybody to come to the Capitol, oh its going to be wild you will hear unbelievable things things you never heard before. When the shiat hit the fan he stuck his tail between his legs and ran.
No thanks been thru this before."

"He'll run, and he'll lose. And everyone here will have no idea how that could've possibly happened because everyone YOU talk to voted for him. "

"Trump is an egomaniac who takes advice from all the wrong people, won't admit when he's been had, and is politically destroyed by the media in this country. We know on most issues he was a hundred percent right on all his key initiatives, but Trump won't pull us out of this mess. Many of his knucklehead ideas helped put us here. "
 
2021-10-20 11:20:53 AM  
I liked the sidebar which led me back to commentators equating Trump with Andy Kaufman's "Tony Clifton" character going back to 2016 and even earlier.
 
2021-10-20 11:21:18 AM  
A few years ago my parents were minorly upset when they found out the advice I gave to my kids for when they grew up and got to choose where to live and work was "get the hell out of the United States."

After all I think both of my grandparents served in some capacity and there was a Great Uncle that was awarded a Purple Heart.

Last week my Dad conceded in casual conversation that it was probably pretty sound advice.

Until we shame and drum out this element in an American politics that refuses to believe in the results of an election unless they win then we will not survive as a country very long.
 
2021-10-20 11:26:18 AM  
Good lord I thought he was going to build an amusement park dedicated to himself. It wouldn't have surprised me in the least.
 
2021-10-20 11:26:41 AM  

Rhymes With Silver: I, for one, can't wait to visit the Hall of Nepotism.


I heard you can't get in unless you know someone...
 
2021-10-20 11:31:30 AM  

zetar: FYI: I'm sensing a disturbance in the trump-force in Freeperville (actual copy and pasta):

"Would love to see it happen but it's a pipe dream until our voting process is fixed. The only Rs that will win are the McConnell approved candidates. "

"Would love to see it happen but it's a pipe dream until our voting process is fixed. The only Rs that will win are the McConnell approved candidates. "

"Given the Steal of November 3, 2020, voting, without reform, is a feel good exercise meant to mollify rubes. "

"the 800-pound gorilla in the room is that Trump will not acknowledge the dangers of his operation warp speed vaccines and what they are being used for by the fascist left. The biggest issue in this country right now is our Liberty is being taken away and the number one weapon is Trump's vaccines. We need a leader with knowledge of that and fights with everything they have against it. And Trump won't even say a single word except that we should all get the vaccines because they are good. No president Trump. You are wrong and you need to let your pride go and admit if you want to lead us again. "

"But the only thing Trump will say about the vaccines are that they are good and that everyone should take them. Those are both not true. "

"Who cares I've seen this type in Vietnam.
He called everybody to come to the Capitol, oh its going to be wild you will hear unbelievable things things you never heard before. When the shiat hit the fan he stuck his tail between his legs and ran.
No thanks been thru this before."

"He'll run, and he'll lose. And everyone here will have no idea how that could've possibly happened because everyone YOU talk to voted for him. "

"Trump is an egomaniac who takes advice from all the wrong people, won't admit when he's been had, and is politically destroyed by the media in this country. We know on most issues he was a hundred percent right on all his key initiatives, but Trump won't pull us out of this mess. Many of his knucklehead ideas h ...


I'm kinda half curious what the Covid death rate among Freepers is.
 
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