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2021-10-19 11:54:56 PM  
They couldn't make budget
 
2021-10-19 11:56:31 PM  
Who
What
 
2021-10-20 12:01:27 AM  

west.la.lawyer: Who
What


Transphobic, anti-vaxxer, probably-racist-like-every-other-conse​rvative actor blares her ignorant opinions to the world after being asked to stop, becomes radioactive to potential future employers.
 
2021-10-20 12:14:18 AM  
Hi.
Stop complaining about vaccines mandates.  You are against the mandate.  You are just an anti social asshole who's also a radical zealot.
 
2021-10-20 12:47:54 AM  
Sounds like things are going haywire on her.
 
2021-10-20 1:17:09 AM  
"Terror on the Prairie"???

I guess "Phlegm Parade" was already taken.

I suspect the movie is going to be bad enough to justify the crappy title.
 
2021-10-20 3:13:23 AM  
I don't care to see that mashed-in face sneering onscreen ever again.
 
2021-10-20 3:15:23 AM  

kudayta: west.la.lawyer: Who
What

Transphobic, anti-vaxxer, probably-racist-like-every-other-conse​rvative actor blares her ignorant opinions to the world after being asked to stop, becomes radioactive to potential future employers.


Followed by; Signs with Ben farking Shapiro of all people with the premise of making right wing movies.  No, seriously. Stop laughing. Production stopped because they're terrified of vaccine mandates on the set.

Biggest. Farking. Snowflakes.
 
2021-10-20 3:23:24 AM  
They were so very concerned of something maybe happening that they had no other choice. Curse those weak soyboi libs!
 
2021-10-20 3:35:45 AM  

Nonrepeating Rotating Binary: Production stopped because they're terrified of vaccine mandates on the set.


That's the most unbelievable part to me.

Terrified of safety.
 
2021-10-20 3:38:39 AM  
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2021-10-20 3:49:35 AM  
Lord, the plot descriptions of their movies... They're literally just making the same movie over and over, just in different settings.  Every one is about a person or persons being assaulted or attacked by one dimensional bad guys, and then being all bootstrappy and taking justice into their own hands when the authorities are too incompetent to help them.  Like the bastard children of a persecution complex mixed with revenge fantasies.
 
2021-10-20 3:54:40 AM  

NotCodger: "Terror on the Prairie"???

I guess "Phlegm Parade" was already taken.

I suspect the movie is going to be bad enough to justify the crappy title.


The Rural Juror.

This story has onion layers of stupid.
 
2021-10-20 4:04:15 AM  

NotCodger: "Terror on the Prairie"???

I guess "Phlegm Parade" was already taken.

I suspect the movie is going to be bad enough to justify the crappy title.


I would've gone with PRAIRROR.
 
2021-10-20 4:06:47 AM  

JiMHaT: NotCodger: "Terror on the Prairie"???

I guess "Phlegm Parade" was already taken.

I suspect the movie is going to be bad enough to justify the crappy title.

I would've gone with PRAIRROR.


I forgot about "The Rural Juror".

Could there be a double feature in the works?
 
2021-10-20 4:07:21 AM  
A  Western? They use single action revolvers not AR's. What Daily Wire whatevertheyrecalled wants to watch that? A western? With no Gina nudity? She can't act.

She can wrestle. So expect lots of scenes where she somehow rassles cowboys in the dirt, chokes them out, and snaps their arms. Did I mention she will NOT be nude?
 
2021-10-20 4:13:57 AM  
According to Deadline, the actress will star as one of the members of a pioneering family in the old west who finds themselves at odds with a gang of violent outlaws who are terrorizing them on their newly built farm on the plains of Montana.

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2021-10-20 4:18:31 AM  
Gina Carrano couldn't even realize how good she had it. She's utterly talentless as an actress. She has negative charisma. Even in her fight scenes, she manages to be both badass AND boring. That's astonishing.

But apparently, John Favreau had a raging boner for her. He wanted to put her in eveything Star Wars on Disney+. She could not realize how tenuous her grasp on her carreer was, how Favreau was having her back, and how he could not protect her once she became a liability to the company.

And now, she barely make movies for Ben Shapiro. She traded WAY down.
 
2021-10-20 4:23:55 AM  
He also derided "remarkable overreach" of Hollywood's "ruling class."

If they are the ruling class, it's not overreach.
 
2021-10-20 4:24:36 AM  

padraig: Gina Carrano couldn't even realize how good she had it. She's utterly talentless as an actress. She has negative charisma. Even in her fight scenes, she manages to be both badass AND boring. That's astonishing.

But apparently, John Favreau had a raging boner for her. He wanted to put her in eveything Star Wars on Disney+. She could not realize how tenuous her grasp on her carreer was, how Favreau was having her back, and how he could not protect her once she became a liability to the company.

And now, she barely make movies for Ben Shapiro. She traded WAY down.


But she sure owned the libs, didn't she?  She showed us all.

/ freedumb isn't free
// it costs a buck o' five
 
2021-10-20 4:25:27 AM  
Stigginnit is no way to run a movie studio, child.
 
2021-10-20 4:28:37 AM  
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2021-10-20 4:34:35 AM  

padraig: Gina Carrano couldn't even realize how good she had it. She's utterly talentless as an actress. She has negative charisma. Even in her fight scenes, she manages to be both badass AND boring. That's astonishing.

But apparently, John Favreau had a raging boner for her. He wanted to put her in eveything Star Wars on Disney+. She could not realize how tenuous her grasp on her carreer was, how Favreau was having her back, and how he could not protect her once she became a liability to the company.

And now, she barely make movies for Ben Shapiro. She traded WAY down.


She went from a "spacemen going PEW! PEW! PEW!" story to a "redneck going PEW! PEW! PEW!" story.
 
2021-10-20 4:35:39 AM  
Looking at the plot description, the movie got abandoned because there was already a remake of Death Wish and it bombed.
 
2021-10-20 4:49:53 AM  

stoli n coke: padraig: Gina Carrano couldn't even realize how good she had it. She's utterly talentless as an actress. She has negative charisma. Even in her fight scenes, she manages to be both badass AND boring. That's astonishing.

But apparently, John Favreau had a raging boner for her. He wanted to put her in eveything Star Wars on Disney+. She could not realize how tenuous her grasp on her carreer was, how Favreau was having her back, and how he could not protect her once she became a liability to the company.

And now, she barely make movies for Ben Shapiro. She traded WAY down.

She went from a "spacemen going PEW! PEW! PEW!" story to a "redneck going PEW! PEW! PEW!" story.


With very different sized checks.
 
2021-10-20 4:50:58 AM  

Sin'sHero: Sounds like things are going haywire on her.


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2021-10-20 5:06:22 AM  
Giant Freakin Robot is a website that is pure fiction and even I won't link to it
 
2021-10-20 5:25:27 AM  

padraig: Gina Carrano couldn't even realize how good she had it. She's utterly talentless as an actress. She has negative charisma. Even in her fight scenes, she manages to be both badass AND boring. That's astonishing.

But apparently, John Favreau had a raging boner for her. He wanted to put her in eveything Star Wars on Disney+. She could not realize how tenuous her grasp on her carreer was, how Favreau was having her back, and how he could not protect her once she became a liability to the company.

And now, she barely make movies for Ben Shapiro. She traded WAY down.


Apparently John Favreau has no respect for his dick.
 
2021-10-20 5:29:12 AM  
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2021-10-20 5:41:20 AM  
Unfortunately, that movie isn't going to happen any time soon

This must be a new use of the word 'unfortunately' that I was previously unaware of.
 
2021-10-20 5:45:19 AM  
But apparently, John Favreau had a raging boner for her. He wanted to put her in eveything Star Wars on Disney+. She could not realize how tenuous her grasp on her carreer was, how Favreau was having her back

Which goes to show how even an accomplished showrunner like Favreau can have a huge blindspot when it comes to a piece of ass. I can understand bringing her in as a once or twice ass-kicker but there was no justification to give her her own show, or making her a regular. The woman stops the thing DEAD when she "delivers" a line. There's a reason Gina Carano never got to happen after Hollywood tried to make her happen a decade ago.
 
2021-10-20 5:46:56 AM  

Bslim: But apparently, John Favreau had a raging boner for her. He wanted to put her in eveything Star Wars on Disney+. She could not realize how tenuous her grasp on her carreer was, how Favreau was having her back

Which goes to show how even an accomplished showrunner like Favreau can have a huge blindspot when it comes to a piece of ass. I can understand bringing her in as a once or twice ass-kicker but there was no justification to give her her own show, or making her a regular. The woman stops the thing DEAD when she "delivers" a line. There's a reason Gina Carano never got to happen after Hollywood tried to make her happen a decade ago.


UGH!
QUOTE FAIL ON FIRST PARAGRAPH

WHERE'S MY DAMNED COFFEE!
 
2021-10-20 6:16:09 AM  

Gordon Bennett: Unfortunately, that movie isn't going to happen any time soon

This must be a new use of the word 'unfortunately' that I was previously unaware of.



Sarcastic use?

How long have you been out of the UK?
 
2021-10-20 6:28:18 AM  

Neondistraction: Lord, the plot descriptions of their movies... They're literally just making the same movie over and over, just in different settings.  Every one is about a person or persons being assaulted or attacked by one dimensional bad guys, and then being all bootstrappy and taking justice into their own hands when the authorities are too incompetent to help them.  Like the bastard children of a persecution complex mixed with revenge fantasies.


It's a weaksauce attempt at wish fulfillment for frustrated gun owners who really really want to shoot the "bad guy".
 
2021-10-20 6:35:17 AM  
I think it's less the Government and more the Production crew and actual actors don't want to catch Covid and die while making a D movie.
 
2021-10-20 6:42:11 AM  
Her first red flag should have been 'Ben Shapiro's media company."

She front kicked her way to the top, only to then slide off because she couldn't keep her yap shut, and now she's got projects from people who nobody in the industry likes or trusts. She's not going to be in another Expendables. She's blacklisted from Disney and their associated studios. No studio that has a marketing department with three working brain cells is going to hire her, her fight career was already done, so what's she got left?

A smart person would just retire with millions in the bank, and find a nice quiet spot to watch all the scurrying monkeys hoot at one another and sip on a nice lemonade and sigh contentedly about being out of the b*tchy ebbil mess, but no, she's got to chase after a few dollars more for the worst of studios, with the worst of people.

How much better a world would be in if folks just took a moment or two and chose contentment and the comfort that their money could bring, as opposed to grinding away to make a li'l more? Seriously. Mitch McConnel is spending his last days mired in a cesspit in Washington, with people he can't trust and deep in deals that bring nothing but misery, and for what? A few dollars more? The satisfaction of being a sh*tty human? Tucker Carlson seems to enjoy being sh*t on as much as Steve Doocy likes getting dunked on in public, which if that's his particular kink, I suppose that's a thing, but imagine if these folks just said, "you know what? I'm not helping, and I could give all this up and just live. No more limelight, no more stress, just spend some time with my family and go and use this money to see some cool sh*t and just wake up happy, every day."
 
2021-10-20 6:43:57 AM  

Neondistraction: Lord, the plot descriptions of their movies... They're literally just making the same movie over and over, just in different settings.  Every one is about a person or persons being assaulted or attacked by one dimensional bad guys, and then being all bootstrappy and taking justice into their own hands when the authorities are too incompetent to help them.  Like the bastard children of a persecution complex mixed with revenge fantasies.


That's the funny thing about conservative movies.  It's not just a regular movie that leans conservative.  It literally cannot be anything else but this fill-in-the-blank oh-so-persecuted "real" man besieged by evolving cultural norms and people that don't look like him.
 
2021-10-20 7:16:05 AM  

padraig: Gina Carrano couldn't even realize how good she had it. She's utterly talentless as an actress. She has negative charisma. Even in her fight scenes, she manages to be both badass AND boring. That's astonishing.

But apparently, John Favreau had a raging boner for her. He wanted to put her in eveything Star Wars on Disney+. She could not realize how tenuous her grasp on her carreer was, how Favreau was having her back, and how he could not protect her once she became a liability to the company.

And now, she barely make movies for Ben Shapiro. She traded WAY down.


I think Favreau liked her because they're built the same.
 
2021-10-20 7:20:30 AM  
"We aren't going to make this movie because the adults in the country might make us behave responsibly when we want to behave like irrationally defiant children risking everyone's lives through stupidity".

That's not quite the searing take-down of the government they think it is.  It is, in fact, a a beautiful example of exactly why an enforced vaccine mandate is the only way to get the world reasonably safe again... there are too many people out there who have built their egos around being plague rats at all costs.
 
2021-10-20 7:25:36 AM  
Shapiro and the wire are trash.
 
2021-10-20 7:34:57 AM  
Carano just isn't very bright. You're supposed to dump your shiatty conservative opinions on the public during the downswing of your career. Then your natural decline in popularity that happens in 99% of showbiz careers becomes a conspiracy against you for speaking the "truth", you get to do the circuit of conservative shows and rallies to keep your grift running even as regular paying gigs dry up.

You don't do it when you just got a series regular role on an incredibly popular series that's part of a gigantic franchise. When Kevin Sorbo and Scott Baio outsmart you, you've probably got some degree of CTE due to head blows from your MMA career.
 
2021-10-20 7:37:33 AM  
Can't get on the main stage at Girls Girls Girls, eh?
 
2021-10-20 7:38:21 AM  
This is the way.
 
2021-10-20 8:05:46 AM  
I get that Jon Favreau wanted to see her on screen. I enjoyed her roles and I'm disappointed in not seeing her meaty rear end in tight pants. Hopefully some burly young woman with a better attitude will catch Favreau's eye.
 
2021-10-20 8:06:44 AM  

Neondistraction: Lord, the plot descriptions of their movies... They're literally just making the same movie over and over, just in different settings.  Every one is about a person or persons being assaulted or attacked by one dimensional bad guys, and then being all bootstrappy and taking justice into their own hands when the authorities are too incompetent to help them.  Like the bastard children of a persecution complex mixed with revenge fantasies.


.So...Blue Lives Don't Matter?
 
2021-10-20 8:15:58 AM  

Bslim: But apparently, John Favreau had a raging boner for her. He wanted to put her in eveything Star Wars on Disney+. She could not realize how tenuous her grasp on her carreer was, how Favreau was having her back

Which goes to show how even an accomplished showrunner like Favreau can have a huge blindspot when it comes to a piece of ass. I can understand bringing her in as a once or twice ass-kicker but there was no justification to give her her own show, or making her a regular. The woman stops the thing DEAD when she "delivers" a line. There's a reason Gina Carano never got to happen after Hollywood tried to make her happen a decade ago.


Fun fact.  Her acting in Haywire was so bad that Laura San Giacomo was quietly brought in to dub all of her lines.

Carano and Sodeebergh vaguely admit that Carano's voice was "altered" in post-production.
 
2021-10-20 8:35:08 AM  
No, that's a lie.  You just couldn't get the money and talent lined up because you don't really know what you're doing.  Disney just put together Wakanda Forever with one of its stars being an antivaxxer (who they're stuck with) and making it happen anyway.  Chris Pratt is rumored to be in this bunch, but Disney is smart enough to keep its yap shut about that (unlike Gina).

It's possible to do it.  You're just making excuses for why you can't.
 
2021-10-20 8:37:36 AM  

padraig: Gina Carrano couldn't even realize how good she had it. She's utterly talentless as an actress. She has negative charisma. Even in her fight scenes, she manages to be both badass AND boring. That's astonishing.

But apparently, John Favreau had a raging boner for her. He wanted to put her in eveything Star Wars on Disney+. She could not realize how tenuous her grasp on her carreer was, how Favreau was having her back, and how he could not protect her once she became a liability to the company.

And now, she barely make movies for Ben Shapiro. She traded WAY down.


I think I understand what Favreau was going for.  Hollywood abounds with cutesy pigtailed female ass kickers that were originally supposed to shock us.  OMG, she wears glitter nail polish and she kicks ass too!  Enough already.  How about some ass kickers who actually look like they could kick your ass?  Gina Carrano fit the bill perfectly.  Too bad she couldn't even out-act the CGI bounty hunter droid.
 
2021-10-20 8:45:10 AM  

padraig: Gina Carrano couldn't even realize how good she had it. She's utterly talentless as an actress. She has negative charisma. Even in her fight scenes, she manages to be both badass AND boring. That's astonishing.

But apparently, John Favreau had a raging boner for her. He wanted to put her in eveything Star Wars on Disney+. She could not realize how tenuous her grasp on her carreer was, how Favreau was having her back, and how he could not protect her once she became a liability to the company.

And now, she barely make movies for Ben Shapiro. She traded WAY down.


This is the big one.  For whatever reason, she had no idea that she was only there because Favreau is an MMA fanboy.  She was under the impression that she had star power and was a real actress.  She has Ben telling her that she's a real actress right now, and she believes him, even though he knows she's isn't.
 
2021-10-20 8:45:20 AM  

Persnickety: I think I understand what Favreau was going for.  Hollywood abounds with cutesy pigtailed female ass kickers that were originally supposed to shock us.  OMG, she wears glitter nail polish and she kicks ass too!  Enough already.  How about some ass kickers who actually look like they could kick your ass?  Gina Carrano fit the bill perfectly.  Too bad she couldn't even out-act the CGI bounty hunter droid.


I'll admit, honestly, it WAS a bit of fresh air after years of Whedonesque petite women kicking asses or huge men despite having arms like chopsticks.
But at least those petite women could act.

Aren't they any female professional wrestlers with acting chops ? I mean, it gave us a few competent male actors.
 
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