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(Media Matters)   Dan Bongino wants to be fired because he fears the vaccine   (mediamatters.org) divider line
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2021-10-19 11:31:33 PM  
but most importantly, this has NOTHING to do with his "bashful" penis.
 
2021-10-19 11:39:51 PM  
He doesn't fear the vaccine.

He's a radical zealot who is willing to die and get people killed instead of admitting he's just a dumbass with a farked up world view.

He's the people in the cave Plato warned us about.
 
2021-10-19 11:53:04 PM  
He's vaccinated, subby.  He just knows his bread is buttered by rubes.
 
2021-10-20 3:37:43 AM  
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2021-10-20 6:08:28 AM  
Suit yourself, asshat.
 
2021-10-20 6:09:50 AM  
It's hardly political, it's financial. Without a vaccine mandate by the company, they're looking at a hike in their rates. This is Dame Market calling, and the company couldn't give a shart if he crottled up and died on air, so long as they got to publish his death rattle, because he is easily replaceable. Handing out more money to an insurance company though, that's a whole 'nother thing. And the sad fact is, this guy is likely already vaccinated, because he KNOWS the plague dogs he courts will interact with him, and dying for the proles is not his bag, baby. But it makes for good theater, so he's all in.
 
2021-10-20 7:19:44 AM  

Monty_Zoncolan: but most importantly, this has NOTHING to do with his "bashful" penis.


Sweet god do I really want to know?
 
2021-10-20 7:25:28 AM  

WickerNipple: He's vaccinated, subby.  He just knows his bread is buttered by rubes.


Yup, the only thing Bongino fears (besides trying to wear a hat on that literal blockhead of his) is not getting anyone to notice him for being an intense over-the-top attention whore.
 
2021-10-20 7:25:51 AM  
It's October 20, 2021, and Dan Bongino still hasn't denied molesting his sister.
 
2021-10-20 7:26:09 AM  
I'm also assuming that most of these podcasts and radio shows are done in the hosts basement, where they aren't going into office, so why not be in vaccinated?
 
2021-10-20 7:27:25 AM  
He's vaxxed and this is a con.
 
2021-10-20 7:28:30 AM  
Didn't we just cover this loser yesterday?
 
2021-10-20 7:29:18 AM  

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What's funny is the guy likely is injecting a few anabolics and hgh every other day, but that is totes safe. Don't pay attention to his head size, his head is perfectly normal around Barry Bonds, Sammy Sosa, and Mark McGwire.
 
2021-10-20 7:33:03 AM  
It's not delivery, its Bongino!

/and it's crap
 
2021-10-20 7:34:06 AM  
Is he the one with the perfectly square head?
 
2021-10-20 7:36:49 AM  

HansoSparxx: He's vaxxed and this is a con.


All the conservatives in the know are vaxxed. But these low level radio hosts and YouTube personalities are often truly as duped as the average GOP voter. It would be great if he got so sick he couldn't hide it so we could confirm.
 
2021-10-20 7:47:16 AM  

Gyrfalcon: Is he the one with the perfectly square head?


No, he's the one with the head resembling an hourglass.
 
2021-10-20 7:47:35 AM  
Bonjourno Bongino
 
2021-10-20 7:48:58 AM  
Who the fark is Dan Bongino?  Does Fark really need a separate thread for every right wing crank that biatches about vaccines?
 
2021-10-20 7:49:59 AM  

hubiestubert: It's hardly political, it's financial. Without a vaccine mandate by the company, they're looking at a hike in their rates. This is Dame Market calling, and the company couldn't give a shart if he crottled up and died on air, so long as they got to publish his death rattle, because he is easily replaceable. Handing out more money to an insurance company though, that's a whole 'nother thing. And the sad fact is, this guy is likely already vaccinated, because he KNOWS the plague dogs he courts will interact with him, and dying for the proles is not his bag, baby. But it makes for good theater, so he's all in.


Performative bullshiat.  Begging to be fired?  Have the courage of your convictions and quit.  Better bail on Fox too, while you're at it.  That'll show 'em!
 
2021-10-20 7:54:39 AM  
"You're fired." Moving on. Story's over.
We don't respect people's "rights" to drink and drive because that's not a political issue.
Why should we treat plague rats any differently?
 
2021-10-20 7:54:41 AM  
Don't fire him - make him quit (and lose unemployment) or get vaccinated.
 
2021-10-20 7:57:29 AM  
People just need to start lowering their expectations
 
2021-10-20 7:58:26 AM  
"Oblige Him."
 
2021-10-20 7:58:43 AM  
He's a regular Fox News contributor. He's already vaccinated.
 
2021-10-20 7:59:27 AM  

Xythero: Who the fark is Dan Bongino?  Does Fark really need a separate thread for every right wing crank that biatches about vaccines?


if he didn't start whining and and threatening to quit, we wouldn't be talking about him

it's almost like he planned it that way...
 
2021-10-20 8:04:40 AM  
Just tell him that a side effect of the vaccine is that it will reduce the size of his head to a normal human proportion.

He'll get the shot immediately.

/he's already vaxxed
//it's not a side effect
 
2021-10-20 8:07:46 AM  
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2021-10-20 8:10:39 AM  

WickerNipple: He's vaccinated, subby.  He just knows his bread is buttered by rubes.


So much this.

Much like Alex Jones, I do believe that people like this guy are just an act.  A character.  I don't think they really believe all the shiat they are saying.  No one smart enough to actually conduct business to that extent could possibly live with that level of constant conflict and contradiction.
 
2021-10-20 8:12:28 AM  
Bye!  Don't let the door hit ya where the good lord split ya on the way out.
 
2021-10-20 8:14:30 AM  

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As if from Birth to 6 years old you have a choice....
 
2021-10-20 8:15:22 AM  
That guy has the kind of head you might have seen around the Oakland A's clubhouse in the 90s.
 
2021-10-20 8:20:22 AM  
He's already vaccinated and when he doesn't get fired he'll claim he forced his employers to cave.
 
2021-10-20 8:24:18 AM  

Tr0mBoNe: That guy has the kind of head you might have seen around the Oakland A's clubhouse in the 90s.



I heard your exploits in and behind the clubhouse are legendary.
 
2021-10-20 8:36:31 AM  

karnal: Tr0mBoNe: That guy has the kind of head you might have seen around the Oakland A's clubhouse in the 90s.


I heard your exploits in and behind the clubhouse are legendary.


Is that all you got? Sad.
 
2021-10-20 8:36:37 AM  
More and more, the right wing calls things 'political' as though that's an insult or offensive.  But everything they do and say is much more political.  They're bigger poseurs than an 18th century French aristocrat.
 
2021-10-20 8:41:45 AM  

karnal: mrwhippy: [Fark user image 719x960]

As if from Birth to 6 years old you have a choice....


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2021-10-20 8:41:55 AM  

Xythero: Who the fark is Dan Bongino?  Does Fark really need a separate thread for every right wing crank that biatches about vaccines?


He's one of those YouTubers you watch when you decide to do your own research.
 
2021-10-20 8:53:20 AM  

karnal: mrwhippy: [Fark user image 719x960]

As if from Birth to 6 years old you have a choice....


You'd think with all those 5G chips there'd be a lot of interference.
 
2021-10-20 8:55:50 AM  

Xythero: Who the fark is Dan Bongino?  Does Fark really need a separate thread for every right wing crank that biatches about vaccines?


I don't know wtf a Bongino is either. My mind autocorrects Bongino to Vagino.
 
2021-10-20 9:06:25 AM  

WickerNipple: He's vaccinated, subby.  He just knows his bread is buttered by rubes.


And Rubles.
 
2021-10-20 9:08:56 AM  
I want to be like Dan Bongino!
I Wanna Be at the RNC
Youtube 09Nan-uARF4
 
2021-10-20 9:11:32 AM  

The Drawing Board: Xythero: Who the fark is Dan Bongino?  Does Fark really need a separate thread for every right wing crank that biatches about vaccines?

I don't know wtf a Bongino is either. My mind autocorrects Bongino to Vagino.


I mean....
 
2021-10-20 9:28:11 AM  

Officer Barrelroll: Just tell him that a side effect of the vaccine is that it will reduce the size of his head to a normal human proportion.

He'll get the shot immediately.

/he's already vaxxed
//it's not a side effect


Nah, he probably just thinks everybody else's head is too small.
 
2021-10-20 9:28:43 AM  
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2021-10-20 9:39:17 AM  
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2021-10-20 9:43:49 AM  

mrwhippy: [Fark user image 719x960]


I could be quite dramatic at that age. The smallpox jab (get off my lawn) hurt like the dickens.
 
2021-10-20 9:51:28 AM  

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But they were being a baby about most of those, too.
 
2021-10-20 9:53:44 AM  
Is he faking it for rube points or is he a guy who will not break kayfabe even if it kills him?

Either way he's a farking idiot.
 
2021-10-20 10:01:17 AM  
Let's compromise, he can keep his job but he gets fired. Into a cliff face.
 
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