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5960 clicks; posted to Politics » on 20 Oct 2021 at 3:25 AM (5 weeks ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook



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2021-10-19 10:51:48 PM  
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2021-10-19 11:07:55 PM  
Bizarre.
 
2021-10-19 11:16:55 PM  
Is Rudy G doing Cameo video messages for crack-infused scotch now?
 
2021-10-19 11:22:20 PM  
Somehow Brittney was the one under a conservatorship
 
2021-10-19 11:45:36 PM  
Dementia is a terrible thing
Except when it's funny
 
2021-10-19 11:58:56 PM  
Oh jfc..

Ya just know he's gonna discover the 'sad cat filter' eventually.
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2021-10-20 12:21:58 AM  
Yes, Virginia, there is a sanity clause!
 
2021-10-20 2:51:13 AM  
Electric Six - Gay Bar
Youtube IslF_EyhMzg
 
2021-10-20 3:29:17 AM  
Now do the Ford's Theater part.
 
2021-10-20 3:29:39 AM  
I don't feel you anymore
You darken my door
Whatever you're looking for
Hey, don't come around here no more
 
2021-10-20 3:32:37 AM  

Redh8t: Oh jfc..

Ya just know he's gonna discover the 'sad cat filter' eventually.
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2021-10-20 3:32:44 AM  
Nope.  Not watching that.
 
2021-10-20 3:33:33 AM  
Just trying to launch his new career as an impressionist now that the lawyering hasn't panned out.
 
2021-10-20 3:42:03 AM  
I can smell the poo in his pants through the Internet.
 
2021-10-20 3:46:43 AM  
He's finally reached "I eat soup with a fork" mode.
 
2021-10-20 3:48:24 AM  
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"Anything is a dildo, if you're brave enough."

--Abraham Lincoln
 
2021-10-20 3:54:44 AM  
That became a bad German near the end and it's fitting.
 
2021-10-20 3:56:10 AM  

fragMasterFlash: Is Rudy G doing Cameo video messages for crack-infused scotch now?


Crack infused scotch?
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2021-10-20 3:56:10 AM  
Siri, make me look like Abe Lincoln?

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2021-10-20 3:56:16 AM  
Not Abe. Ahab.
 
2021-10-20 3:58:48 AM  
Rudy's playing dress-up again, I see.

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2021-10-20 4:07:58 AM  
Sweet Christ. Will somebody please get that man to a mental health facility that can assist him?
 
2021-10-20 4:11:18 AM  

TorpedoOrca: Sweet Christ. Will somebody please get that man to a mental health facility that can assist him?


You'd have to first forcibly dry him out.
 
2021-10-20 4:14:11 AM  
So tired of being haunted and hounded by demented, liver-spotted ass-clowns.
 
2021-10-20 4:33:59 AM  
I thought it was a Planet of the Apes Abe Lincoln for a moment there..
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2021-10-20 4:34:25 AM  
Don't hate the cosplayer, hate the cosgame.
 
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2021-10-20 4:35:33 AM  
You know, most people don't actually know this.  Rudy asked to be struck by forty hammers at the hour, every hour.  It came to be a little weird and hard to hide so most live segments he's only thirty minutes in and just jonesing for hammers to the noggin.  He can't be trusted.
 
2021-10-20 4:44:23 AM  

Ol' Derpy Bastard: Rudy's playing dress-up again, I see.

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What is happening? Wtf
 
2021-10-20 4:49:04 AM  

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"Anything is a dildo, if you're brave enough."

--Abraham Lincoln


Nobody wants to see Lincoln's Log.
 
2021-10-20 4:59:23 AM  
Worst "Don't Come Around Here No More" video remake evar.
 
2021-10-20 5:19:07 AM  
Why does he look so ashen and raisin like?
 
2021-10-20 5:19:42 AM  

Pants full of macaroni!!: Worst "Don't Come Around Here No More" video remake evar.


dammit to hell for the ear worm.
 
2021-10-20 6:08:27 AM  
I'm more confused than anything else
 
2021-10-20 6:25:50 AM  
Was that an old man with an old man's voice trying to do an impression of an old man's voice?  But with a speech impediment?  I feel like the buildings are going to start flipping.
 
2021-10-20 6:33:53 AM  

Sexy Jesus: Ol' Derpy Bastard: Rudy's playing dress-up again, I see.

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What is happening? Wtf


That ain't even sh*t. It gets worse. (lulz)

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2021-10-20 7:03:10 AM  
No matter how much they play I am not going to accept an insanity plea.

Unless every single person who voted for tRump is also put on the same list.  And hopefully no longer allowed to vote.
 
2021-10-20 7:11:17 AM  
Rudy Guiliani wanted to be a comedian, not mayor. He wanted to be laughed at, not idolized. He hated 9/11 because it pushed him into a serious role, not a comedic one. 

Someone he admired once told him, "Hey that's pretty funny." not because it was funny but because he wanted Rudy to sign a construction contract.

Rudy, you are not funny. You are not an actor. You are horrible. Go home. Drink your scotch. Watch Rocky Horror Picture Show and dream of being loved by a satanic mechanic.
 
2021-10-20 7:18:50 AM  
I was reminded during the 9/11 remembrances this year just how far Rudy has fallen. He was a huge deal, a national hero. And now he's doing crap like this.
 
2021-10-20 7:29:10 AM  

killershark: I was reminded during the 9/11 remembrances this year just how far Rudy has fallen. He was a huge deal, a national hero. And now he's doing crap like this.


So I wasn't in New York at the time - did he actually, well, do anything to earn a reputation or was he just the guy in office when the WTC was attacked and didn't fark up the response?
 
2021-10-20 7:50:26 AM  

killershark: I was reminded during the 9/11 remembrances this year just how far Rudy has fallen. He was a huge deal, a national hero. And now he's doing crap like this.


Nobody can seem to explain why he was a national hero
 
2021-10-20 7:51:22 AM  

Target Builder: killershark: I was reminded during the 9/11 remembrances this year just how far Rudy has fallen. He was a huge deal, a national hero. And now he's doing crap like this.

So I wasn't in New York at the time - did he actually, well, do anything to earn a reputation or was he just the guy in office when the WTC was attacked and didn't fark up the response?


Pretty much the latter. Kind of how like Bush was suddenly everyone's favorite president right after 9/11.

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2021-10-20 7:51:32 AM  

cameroncrazy1984: killershark: I was reminded during the 9/11 remembrances this year just how far Rudy has fallen. He was a huge deal, a national hero. And now he's doing crap like this.

Nobody can seem to explain why he was a national hero


I think they decided they needed one that day.. regardless of what anyone did.
 
2021-10-20 7:54:35 AM  

Target Builder: killershark: I was reminded during the 9/11 remembrances this year just how far Rudy has fallen. He was a huge deal, a national hero. And now he's doing crap like this.

So I wasn't in New York at the time - did he actually, well, do anything to earn a reputation or was he just the guy in office when the WTC was attacked and didn't fark up the response?


Oh, and he did fark up the response: he just did it ahead of time.

...his decision to locate the NYC Office of Emergency Management headquarters (long-identified as a target for a terrorist attack) on the 23rd floor inside the 7 World Trade Center building, a decision that had been criticized at the time in light of the previous terrorist attack against the World Trade Center in 1993.
 
2021-10-20 7:56:17 AM  
He was America's Mayor.  Lincoln never was.   Fun fact:  I never voted for either.

I remember waking up behind a dumpster.  A different dumpster than usual and there was some other bum there.   He had a newspaper covering him and it said "Rudi is America's Mayor!"   I said to myself "This cannot stand.  I will sober up. I will get a job and I will stand against this.  Whatever this is.    Tomorrow."  And I stole newspaper bum's bottle of booze and went looking for my home dumpster.
 
2021-10-20 8:05:06 AM  

shpritz: Just trying to launch his new career as an impressionist now that the lawyering hasn't panned out.


Picking a lawyer to impersonate is a bad start then.
 
2021-10-20 8:06:04 AM  
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2021-10-20 8:11:34 AM  
Every day I am more disappointed in reality.
 
2021-10-20 8:12:39 AM  
Do his caretakers not check under his tongue after giving him his meds?

Rookie mistake.
 
2021-10-20 8:30:17 AM  
I'm impressed with how that filter hides the straps on his straitjacket.
 
2021-10-20 8:32:52 AM  
Great. His drugs are doing drugs now.
 
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