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(WOODTV Grand Rapids)   It's not often when Subby's hometown of less than 2,500 people hits international news. One local adult and their four children are being ransomed for a million dollars each in Haiti, along with twelve others   (woodtv.com) divider line
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2021-10-19 10:46:45 PM  
Let them rot
 
2021-10-19 11:37:54 PM  
They're Dunkards?

I saw Dunkards at the Tuolumne County Fair.

They sold fresh hot mini donuts out of of a mini donut maker trailer.  Bonnets n all.  You see, it was the women folk doin the cook'n n the sell'n.

Dunkards Donuts
 
2021-10-19 11:53:23 PM  
Church has money. They don't pay taxes. They can pay the ransom.
 
2021-10-20 3:20:04 AM  
not gonna lie, I stopped caring at "missionaries".
 
2021-10-20 3:41:50 AM  

sgnilward: Let them rot


No, get the kids.
 
2021-10-20 3:42:51 AM  

levitcleos: not gonna lie, I stopped caring at "missionaries".


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2021-10-20 3:43:33 AM  

cretinbob: Church has money. They don't pay taxes. They can pay the ransom.


And then put up a bounty on the kidnappers after that exchange.

\don't fark with the Pope
 
2021-10-20 3:44:56 AM  
It's like Daniel with the Lions. And dysentery. Also typhoid, TB and AIDS, lots of AIDS.
 
2021-10-20 3:46:03 AM  
God help them....

Or Satan.
 
2021-10-20 3:48:07 AM  
Hart Dunkard Brethren Church

AKA Hart Drunkard Bethren Church
 
2021-10-20 3:48:26 AM  

Gyrfalcon: sgnilward: Let them rot

No, get the kids.


No. Get the sugar
Then you get the women
Then you get the power....
 
2021-10-20 3:49:26 AM  

gozar_the_destroyer: cretinbob: Church has money. They don't pay taxes. They can pay the ransom.

And then put up a bounty on the kidnappers after that exchange.

\don't fark with the Pope


In the woods...
 
2021-10-20 3:50:36 AM  

Sexy Jesus: It's like Daniel with the Lions. And dysentery. Also typhoid, TB and AIDS, lots of AIDS.


And Covid I definitely right about that the Bible
 
2021-10-20 3:51:40 AM  
Tots and pears.
 
2021-10-20 3:52:55 AM  
Adults are just grown up children.
 
2021-10-20 3:57:54 AM  
Jesus Christ Farkers, it says four children and yet there's still the hate flowing in this thread.
 
2021-10-20 4:12:13 AM  

cretinbob: Church has money. They don't pay taxes. They can pay the ransom.


Highly unlikely a Dunkard Brethren church has that kind of money. These are basically folks who think Mennonites are too wild and crazy, and there are very few of them left.
 
2021-10-20 4:14:56 AM  

knbwhite: Jesus Christ Farkers, it says four children and yet there's still the hate flowing in this thread.


bad people have kids and do stupid shiat. film at 11.
 
2021-10-20 4:17:04 AM  
Pin foreign aid to their safe return and brutal killing of the kidnappers.  Then let stomachs growl.
 
2021-10-20 4:22:54 AM  

Father_Jack: knbwhite: Jesus Christ Farkers, it says four children and yet there's still the hate flowing in this thread.

bad people have kids and do stupid shiat. film at 11.


I understand people have a problem with religion and missionaries, but do we know that these people are bad? I myself don't wish trauma for any children.
 
2021-10-20 4:27:33 AM  
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Church sign typography courtesy of an Apple Macintosh in 1984.
 
2021-10-20 4:34:18 AM  

cheap_thoughts: Tots and pears.


Username cheksout.
 
2021-10-20 4:35:41 AM  

knbwhite: Father_Jack: knbwhite: Jesus Christ Farkers, it says four children and yet there's still the hate flowing in this thread.

bad people have kids and do stupid shiat. film at 11.

I understand people have a problem with religion and missionaries, but do we know that these people are bad? I myself don't wish trauma for any children.


They brought their children to an extraordinarily dangerous failed state. They have a moral obligation to protect their stupid, ugly children, and yet they instead took active measures to accomplish its precise opposite.

Yes, they are bad, stupid people.
 
2021-10-20 4:40:55 AM  

knbwhite: Jesus Christ Farkers, it says four children and yet there's still the hate flowing in this thread.


Are you triggered?
 
2021-10-20 4:45:07 AM  

knbwhite: Father_Jack: knbwhite: Jesus Christ Farkers, it says four children and yet there's still the hate flowing in this thread.

bad people have kids and do stupid shiat. film at 11.

I understand people have a problem with religion and missionaries, but do we know that these people are bad? I myself don't wish trauma for any children.


I dont wish harm on any child either. But kids get caught up in the stupid choices of their stupid parents. Or mean spirited parents. Or misguided parents. Or evil parents. Or whatever.

Their parents brought them into real danger and FA&FO, and now the'yre paying the price.
 
2021-10-20 4:48:22 AM  
If someone paid my million dollar ransom, I would honestly feel like they overpaid. Otherwise grateful, I'm sure. But still. Poor money management there and you're never getting that back.
 
2021-10-20 4:56:22 AM  

Father_Jack: knbwhite: Father_Jack: knbwhite: Jesus Christ Farkers, it says four children and yet there's still the hate flowing in this thread.

bad people have kids and do stupid shiat. film at 11.

I understand people have a problem with religion and missionaries, but do we know that these people are bad? I myself don't wish trauma for any children.

I dont wish harm on any child either. But kids get caught up in the stupid choices of their stupid parents. Or mean spirited parents. Or misguided parents. Or evil parents. Or whatever.

Their parents brought them into real danger and FA&FO, and now the'yre paying the price.


So, you don't care if the kids die?

That's charming.
 
2021-10-20 5:02:41 AM  

Sexy Jesus: knbwhite: Jesus Christ Farkers, it says four children and yet there's still the hate flowing in this thread.

Are you triggered?


Saddened by the lack of empathy in this thread and the last one about this subject.
 
2021-10-20 5:02:57 AM  

Gyrfalcon: Father_Jack: knbwhite: Father_Jack: knbwhite: Jesus Christ Farkers, it says four children and yet there's still the hate flowing in this thread.

bad people have kids and do stupid shiat. film at 11.

I understand people have a problem with religion and missionaries, but do we know that these people are bad? I myself don't wish trauma for any children.

I dont wish harm on any child either. But kids get caught up in the stupid choices of their stupid parents. Or mean spirited parents. Or misguided parents. Or evil parents. Or whatever.

Their parents brought them into real danger and FA&FO, and now the'yre paying the price.

So, you don't care if the kids die?

That's charming.


where did i say that, asshole? Gyrfalcon... always be trollin'.
 
2021-10-20 5:10:53 AM  

Father_Jack: knbwhite: Father_Jack: knbwhite: Jesus Christ Farkers, it says four children and yet there's still the hate flowing in this thread.

bad people have kids and do stupid shiat. film at 11.

I understand people have a problem with religion and missionaries, but do we know that these people are bad? I myself don't wish trauma for any children.

I dont wish harm on any child either. But kids get caught up in the stupid choices of their stupid parents. Or mean spirited parents. Or misguided parents. Or evil parents. Or whatever.

Their parents brought them into real danger and FA&FO, and now the'yre paying the price.


Border-Patrol-like typing detected.
 
2021-10-20 5:12:17 AM  

Gordon Bennett: [Fark user image 850x478]

Church sign typography courtesy of an Apple Macintosh in 1984.


Just be thankful it isn't in San Francisco (1980's version).
 
2021-10-20 5:15:08 AM  

Monkeyfark Ridiculous: Father_Jack: knbwhite: Father_Jack: knbwhite: Jesus Christ Farkers, it says four children and yet there's still the hate flowing in this thread.

bad people have kids and do stupid shiat. film at 11.

I understand people have a problem with religion and missionaries, but do we know that these people are bad? I myself don't wish trauma for any children.

I dont wish harm on any child either. But kids get caught up in the stupid choices of their stupid parents. Or mean spirited parents. Or misguided parents. Or evil parents. Or whatever.

Their parents brought them into real danger and FA&FO, and now the'yre paying the price.

Border-Patrol-like typing detected.


I learned that on fark.
 
2021-10-20 5:17:56 AM  
All part of His divine plan. Yay God!! \o/
 
2021-10-20 5:19:00 AM  
The NY Times interviewed a Haitian businessperson who was kidnapped earlier this year, and negotiated his $5 million ransom down to $70,000. He said he knows at least people who have been kidnapped, including his mother.

Americans are reportedly considered "luxury targets" by gangs because of higher expected ransoms.
 
2021-10-20 5:21:58 AM  

knbwhite: Jesus Christ Farkers, it says four children and yet there's still the hate flowing in this thread.


nits make lice. where do you think the crazy xian adults came from?
 
2021-10-20 5:30:15 AM  

Monkeyfark Ridiculous: cretinbob: Church has money. They don't pay taxes. They can pay the ransom.

Highly unlikely a Dunkard Brethren church has that kind of money. These are basically folks who think Mennonites are too wild and crazy, and there are very few of them left.


Fewer now.
 
2021-10-20 5:32:29 AM  

chucknasty: knbwhite: Jesus Christ Farkers, it says four children and yet there's still the hate flowing in this thread.

nits make lice. where do you think the crazy xian adults came from?


I guess we can pass that philosophy on to our drone operators. If you see a terrorist with a bunch of kids around, fire at will.
 
2021-10-20 5:44:56 AM  

chucknasty: knbwhite: Jesus Christ Farkers, it says four children and yet there's still the hate flowing in this thread.

nits make lice. where do you think the crazy xian adults came from?



"They're Crazy, Says Local Man Echoing Genocidal Maniac Chivington"
 
2021-10-20 5:47:18 AM  
Trying to convert the hostage takers is a move I didn't expect and have doubts will work for them.
 
2021-10-20 5:50:30 AM  

holdmybones: Trying to convert the hostage takers is a move I didn't expect and have doubts will work for them.


No one expects the Hispaniolan Admonition
 
2021-10-20 5:50:35 AM  

FarkingIceHole: They're Dunkards?

I saw Dunkards at the Tuolumne County Fair.

They sold fresh hot mini donuts out of of a mini donut maker trailer.  Bonnets n all.  You see, it was the women folk doin the cook'n n the sell'n.

Dunkards Donuts


There were Dunkards in NW Indiana but I thought that was a slur the locals pinned on them because they dunked people getting baptized instead of sprinkling them with water.  I had no idea that was the name they gave themselves.  Is the manner of baptism really worth forming your own offshoot of Xtianity?
 
2021-10-20 6:05:01 AM  

aagrajag: knbwhite: Father_Jack: knbwhite: Jesus Christ Farkers, it says four children and yet there's still the hate flowing in this thread.

bad people have kids and do stupid shiat. film at 11.

I understand people have a problem with religion and missionaries, but do we know that these people are bad? I myself don't wish trauma for any children.

They brought their children to an extraordinarily dangerous failed state. They have a moral obligation to protect their stupid, ugly children, and yet they instead took active measures to accomplish its precise opposite.

Yes, they are bad, stupid people.


Plus, I doubt any religious fundamentalist wants any of the women or girls back. They might be soiled now.
 
2021-10-20 6:11:39 AM  

knbwhite: chucknasty: knbwhite: Jesus Christ Farkers, it says four children and yet there's still the hate flowing in this thread.

nits make lice. where do you think the crazy xian adults came from?

I guess we can pass that philosophy on to our drone operators. If you see a terrorist with a bunch of kids around, fire at will.


Heed not these filthy morons. There's nothing to celebrate in the kidnapping of any family.

This Fark place is a land without humanity.
The same biatches who mock will always cry when called out.
 
2021-10-20 6:22:51 AM  

LordBeavis: FarkingIceHole: They're Dunkards?

I saw Dunkards at the Tuolumne County Fair.

They sold fresh hot mini donuts out of of a mini donut maker trailer.  Bonnets n all.  You see, it was the women folk doin the cook'n n the sell'n.

Dunkards Donuts

There were Dunkards in NW Indiana but I thought that was a slur the locals pinned on them because they dunked people getting baptized instead of sprinkling them with water.  I had no idea that was the name they gave themselves.  Is the manner of baptism really worth forming your own offshoot of Xtianity?


People are still getting killed over sh*t far stupider than that.
 
2021-10-20 6:30:38 AM  
Seems like the kidnappers have some unrealistic ransom expectations, but maybe they are just using that as a starting point for negotiations.  I expect these are not wealthy people from wealthy families.  How many of us have families that could come up with $1M even if they wanted to?  Their church probably doesn't have that kind of money.  The government isn't going to step in and pay it.  If they try to play hard ball and start executing people, that's just asking for a commando team to be sent in after them.
 
2021-10-20 6:34:07 AM  
Only 2,500 people live in that picture? That's a massive slum.

I don't believe you.
 
2021-10-20 6:43:10 AM  

chucknasty: knbwhite: Jesus Christ Farkers, it says four children and yet there's still the hate flowing in this thread.

nits make lice. where do you think the crazy xian adults came from?


You and the two people as of this post who smarted you are literally echoing the words of the Nazis as they justified murdering children.  Be farking proud.  "You can't get rid of the lice without getting rid of the nits".

Where the fark do you get off with that?  Seriously, where the FARK did you get the idea that you could lift Nazi racial theory as long as you applied it to the people you hate?
 
2021-10-20 6:56:26 AM  

NEDM: chucknasty: knbwhite: Jesus Christ Farkers, it says four children and yet there's still the hate flowing in this thread.

nits make lice. where do you think the crazy xian adults came from?

You and the two people as of this post who smarted you are literally echoing the words of the Nazis as they justified murdering children.  Be farking proud.  "You can't get rid of the lice without getting rid of the nits".

Where the fark do you get off with that?  Seriously, where the FARK did you get the idea that you could lift Nazi racial theory as long as you applied it to the people you hate?


To be fair, it's a pretty common idea.  Once you've established that missionaries/ republicans/ gays/ communists/ jews/ cyclists/ whatever are less than human, you can do what you want.
 
2021-10-20 6:58:20 AM  

NEDM: chucknasty: knbwhite: Jesus Christ Farkers, it says four children and yet there's still the hate flowing in this thread.

nits make lice. where do you think the crazy xian adults came from?

You and the two people as of this post who smarted you are literally echoing the words of the Nazis as they justified murdering children.  Be farking proud.  "You can't get rid of the lice without getting rid of the nits".

Where the fark do you get off with that?  Seriously, where the FARK did you get the idea that you could lift Nazi racial theory as long as you applied it to the people you hate?


actually it was something said by an army guy before wounded knee. I was being sarcastic but a swing and a miss on that.
 
2021-10-20 7:13:10 AM  

Father_Jack: Gyrfalcon: Father_Jack: knbwhite: Father_Jack: knbwhite: Jesus Christ Farkers, it says four children and yet there's still the hate flowing in this thread.

bad people have kids and do stupid shiat. film at 11.

I understand people have a problem with religion and missionaries, but do we know that these people are bad? I myself don't wish trauma for any children.

I dont wish harm on any child either. But kids get caught up in the stupid choices of their stupid parents. Or mean spirited parents. Or misguided parents. Or evil parents. Or whatever.

Their parents brought them into real danger and FA&FO, and now the'yre paying the price.

So, you don't care if the kids die?

That's charming.

where did i say that, asshole? Gyrfalcon... always be trollin'.


Back to your grave, zombie.
 
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