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(WFAA Fort Worth)   Clearly, this apartment complex explosion could have been prevented if the stove had been armed, and was able to prevent a bad guy with a gun from shooting it. Can we PLEASE get a farking TexAss tag now?   (wfaa.com) divider line
    More: Obvious, Gun, Firearm, House, Apartment, First Assistant Chief Al Martinez, Dallas police, Condominium, Real estate  
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2114 clicks; posted to Main » on 19 Oct 2021 at 11:04 PM (5 weeks ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook



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2021-10-19 9:09:12 PM  
Shooting range. Problem?
 
2021-10-19 9:22:32 PM  
An armed society is a polite society.
 
2021-10-19 11:07:46 PM  
Gun?  GUN?  That is a worship word.  Texas worship.  You will not speak it.
 
2021-10-19 11:08:30 PM  
Oh Texas, you never cease to embarrass me
 
2021-10-19 11:09:52 PM  
But to truly be a Texas tag, Subby, wouldn't it need to be bigger* than other the other tags?

*until we get an Alaska tag.
 
2021-10-19 11:10:18 PM  
The tag would have to be appropriate. Maybe have this as the background.

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The text could be something like: "Texarabia."
 
2021-10-19 11:10:35 PM  
No tag needed.

Just build a wall. Around the entire Texas border.

No doors.
 
2021-10-19 11:13:57 PM  

Cafe Threads: No tag needed.

Just build a wall. Around the entire Texas border.

No doors.


I say the same about northern Idaho.
 
2021-10-19 11:21:15 PM  

Cafe Threads: No tag needed.

Just build a wall. Around the entire Texas border.

No doors.


Ha. Texans would simply cross into Mexico then back into Arizona to access the rest of the US. Liberals would steadfastly oppose any effort to secure the route.
 
2021-10-19 11:25:25 PM  
First Assistant Chief Al Martinez said investigators were able to match a shell casing found at the scene to a weapon Dankins had.

Uh, how were you able to match a shell casing other than they had the same manufacturer?  I get that quite possibly they might have the right guy and such as, but how was this "match" made?
 
2021-10-19 11:26:39 PM  
Advances in AI will ultimately give us self-defending stoves, but will it be too late?
 
2021-10-20 12:08:01 AM  
First Assistant Chief Al Martinez said investigators were able to match a shell casing found at the scene to a weapon Dankins had.

This always puzzles me. If you're going to commit a crime with a gun, use a frkking revolver. Aside from mass shootings, how often does anyone actually go through their ammo, reload, and continue shooting?
 
2021-10-20 12:13:19 AM  
goddamn that's about as Texass as it can get.
 
2021-10-20 12:35:29 AM  
Apartment Complex Explosion is the name of my Einsturzende Neubauten cover band.
 
2021-10-20 1:09:55 AM  

Flerkenpie070: goddamn that's about as Texass as it can get.


Not quite. Add meth, and then we'll talk
 
2021-10-20 12:42:33 PM  
Only seen that kind of thing in movies.
 
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