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2021-10-19 6:48:56 PM  
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2021-10-19 6:56:42 PM  
Also basic English.
 
2021-10-19 7:03:25 PM  
Also basic decency.
 
2021-10-19 7:05:02 PM  
He flunked history, because operating the doorknob to enter the classroom was beyond his ability to comprehend.
 
2021-10-19 7:05:26 PM  
Also basic hygiene.
 
2021-10-19 7:07:26 PM  
For a non-American, what did he get wrong?
 
2021-10-19 7:09:11 PM  
Trump gets ____________ wrong

Easy peasy headline generator for future use - just fill in the blank
 
2021-10-19 7:09:15 PM  

McCaesar: For a non-American, what did he get wrong?


Jefferson wasn't a writer of the Constitution.

But he did draft the Emancipation Proclamation.
 
2021-10-19 7:09:24 PM  

McCaesar: For a non-American, what did he get wrong?


Jefferson wrote the Declaration of Independence, not the Constitution. Madison, I believe, wrote the Constitution, though it was more of a "built by committee" thing
 
2021-10-19 7:13:27 PM  
Well thank goodness.  Now everyone has an opportunity to harvest Trump clicks.
 
2021-10-19 7:16:06 PM  

somedude210: McCaesar: For a non-American, what did he get wrong?

Jefferson wrote the Declaration of Independence, not the Constitution. Madison, I believe, wrote the Constitution, though it was more of a "built by committee" thing


Ding ding ding
 
2021-10-19 7:19:52 PM  

Badmoodman: McCaesar: For a non-American, what did he get wrong?

Jefferson wasn't a writer of the Constitution.

But he did draft the Emancipation Proclamation.


No, you're thinking of the Monroe Doctrine.
 
2021-10-19 7:25:54 PM  

Firm Tautology: Badmoodman: McCaesar: For a non-American, what did he get wrong?

Jefferson wasn't a writer of the Constitution.

But he did draft the Emancipation Proclamation.

No, you're thinking of the Monroe Doctrine.


That's the doctrine declaring that the blue moon of Kentucky must keep on shining, right?
 
2021-10-19 7:28:10 PM  

somedude210: McCaesar: For a non-American, what did he get wrong?

Jefferson wrote the Declaration of Independence, not the Constitution. Madison, I believe, wrote the Constitution, though it was more of a "built by committee" thing


Jefferson was also in France while the Constitution was being written.
 
2021-10-19 7:35:06 PM  

Naido: Firm Tautology: Badmoodman: McCaesar: For a non-American, what did he get wrong?

Jefferson wasn't a writer of the Constitution.

But he did draft the Emancipation Proclamation.

No, you're thinking of the Monroe Doctrine.

That's the doctrine declaring that the blue moon of Kentucky must keep on shining, right?


Is that a lyric from The Star Spangled Banner?
 
2021-10-19 7:36:16 PM  

Jake Havechek: somedude210: McCaesar: For a non-American, what did he get wrong?

Jefferson wrote the Declaration of Independence, not the Constitution. Madison, I believe, wrote the Constitution, though it was more of a "built by committee" thing

Jefferson was also in France while the Constitution was being written.


Who had the better time in France? Jefferson or Franklin?
 
2021-10-19 7:37:53 PM  

Jake Havechek: somedude210: McCaesar: For a non-American, what did he get wrong?

Jefferson wrote the Declaration of Independence, not the Constitution. Madison, I believe, wrote the Constitution, though it was more of a "built by committee" thing

Jefferson was also in France while the Constitution was being written.


Him and Ben Franklin were drinking and whoring around Paris together. I'm not judging, far from it.
 
2021-10-19 7:39:12 PM  

Combustion: Jake Havechek: somedude210: McCaesar: For a non-American, what did he get wrong?

Jefferson wrote the Declaration of Independence, not the Constitution. Madison, I believe, wrote the Constitution, though it was more of a "built by committee" thing

Jefferson was also in France while the Constitution was being written.

Him and Ben Franklin were drinking and whoring around Paris together. I'm not judging, far from it.


Well what else are you going to do in Paris in the late 1700s?
 
2021-10-19 7:44:14 PM  
The Adams/Jefferson presidential race was pretty intense. Jefferson called Adams a doddering old fool after Adams called Jefferson a drunken franco-phile.
 
2021-10-19 7:44:39 PM  
Jefferson was not in the Constitutional Convention, yes, but he is one of the most prominent founding fathers.   Trump is a complete moron, liar, cheat, philanderer, fraud, and the list could go on forever.  However, this little gaffe is about the least stupid or offensive thing he's ever said.
 
2021-10-19 7:45:22 PM  

Firm Tautology: Badmoodman: McCaesar: For a non-American, what did he get wrong?

Jefferson wasn't a writer of the Constitution.

But he did draft the Emancipation Proclamation.

No, you're thinking of the Monroe Doctrine.


Are you sure?  I thought he wrote the Magna Carta?
 
2021-10-19 7:46:34 PM  

Hoban Washburne: Jefferson was not in the Constitutional Convention, yes, but he is one of the most prominent founding fathers.   Trump is a complete moron, liar, cheat, philanderer, fraud, and the list could go on forever.  However, this little gaffe is about the least stupid or offensive thing he's ever said.


This is a motherfarker who farking hugs a goddamn American flag whenever he's on stage with one. He thinks he's a super patriot. Fark him.
 
2021-10-19 7:51:13 PM  

SurfaceTension: Jake Havechek: somedude210: McCaesar: For a non-American, what did he get wrong?

Jefferson wrote the Declaration of Independence, not the Constitution. Madison, I believe, wrote the Constitution, though it was more of a "built by committee" thing

Jefferson was also in France while the Constitution was being written.

Who had the better time in France? Jefferson or Franklin?


Yes.  And probably their ... companions.
 
2021-10-19 7:55:51 PM  

Jake Havechek: Hoban Washburne: Jefferson was not in the Constitutional Convention, yes, but he is one of the most prominent founding fathers.   Trump is a complete moron, liar, cheat, philanderer, fraud, and the list could go on forever.  However, this little gaffe is about the least stupid or offensive thing he's ever said.

This is a motherfarker who farking hugs a goddamn American flag whenever he's on stage with one. He thinks he's a super patriot. Fark him.


I don't think I was being particularly complimentary to Trump.  Your reply actually sort of supports my original comment.  He's a pile of shiat that says and does awfully stupid things, but this barely registers with me.
 
2021-10-19 7:56:46 PM  
Jefferson also threw a massive 3 day beer bust/wine party at Mount Vernon after the surrender at Yorktown.  Everybody got wasted.
 
2021-10-19 8:05:28 PM  

Jake Havechek: Well what else are you going to do in Paris in the late 1700s?

 
2021-10-19 8:19:01 PM  

somedude210: McCaesar: For a non-American, what did he get wrong?

Jefferson wrote the Declaration of Independence, not the Constitution. Madison, I believe, wrote the Constitution, though it was more of a "built by committee" thing


And Jefferson was in France the whole time buying personal shiat and then expecting the us govt to foot the bill.
 
2021-10-19 8:25:40 PM  
4 score and ... 17 minutes ago ... we fathers are bringing forth, upon no other continent, a new nation, conceived in liberty, and dedicated to the proposition that all men are created equal. Wait a sec, my slave is asking me a question. Hang on.
 
2021-10-19 9:18:21 PM  
I wonder if Orange Man still bothers to get a spray tan every day.  Like how he wore a hat instead of getting his sparse balding hair coiffed and dyed.
 
2021-10-19 9:20:38 PM  
Trump gets everything wrong.

Also, why the fark y'all letting him back on Twitter this way?

Dipshiats.
 
2021-10-19 9:21:04 PM  

dildo tontine: Firm Tautology: Badmoodman: McCaesar: For a non-American, what did he get wrong?

Jefferson wasn't a writer of the Constitution.

But he did draft the Emancipation Proclamation.

No, you're thinking of the Monroe Doctrine.

Are you sure?  I thought he wrote the Magna Carta?


No, you're thinking of the Treaty of Lutatius
 
2021-10-19 9:21:27 PM  

Firm Tautology: Badmoodman: McCaesar: For a non-American, what did he get wrong?

Jefferson wasn't a writer of the Constitution.

But he did draft the Emancipation Proclamation.

No, you're thinking of the Monroe Doctrine.


That was the Powell Doctrine.  It states:  "Homeboy throw in the towel.  Your girl got dicked by Colin Powell."
 
2021-10-19 9:21:47 PM  
Again.  As always.
 
2021-10-19 9:21:56 PM  
Duh. He always failed history. Only now, his daddy isn't around to buy new lab equipment or pay off the teacher's car note to bump it up to a C-.
 
2021-10-19 9:22:21 PM  
Didn't Trump think we fought over airports in the War of 1812?
 
2021-10-19 9:22:51 PM  

kbronsito: Also basic English.


Unpossible!
 
2021-10-19 9:23:04 PM  
And shouldn't people who proxy post for someone who is banned from Twitter face a ban themselves?
 
2021-10-19 9:23:42 PM  
They didn't teach US history at Gomer Pyle Military School, apparently. Or at whatever clown college Trump went to.

/Honka honka
 
2021-10-19 9:23:59 PM  

Epoch_Zero: dildo tontine: Firm Tautology: Badmoodman: McCaesar: For a non-American, what did he get wrong?

Jefferson wasn't a writer of the Constitution.

But he did draft the Emancipation Proclamation.

No, you're thinking of the Monroe Doctrine.

Are you sure?  I thought he wrote the Magna Carta?

No, you're thinking of the Treaty of Lutatius


That was Helen Keller. She wrote it while hiding in an attic during WW2.
 
2021-10-19 9:24:10 PM  
Right now Trump is watching Baron's copy of Schoolhouse Rock as a reference and going "Dammit..."
 
2021-10-19 9:24:14 PM  

Jake Havechek: somedude210: McCaesar: For a non-American, what did he get wrong?

Jefferson wrote the Declaration of Independence, not the Constitution. Madison, I believe, wrote the Constitution, though it was more of a "built by committee" thing

Jefferson was also in France while the Constitution was being written.


Which airport did he fly from when he went to France?
 
2021-10-19 9:25:04 PM  
He's banned from twitter, so he sends out tweets as e-mails and useful idiots post them on twitter like "look what this moron said", but now his stupidity is on twitter again?  Yeah don't farking do that.  He's banned for a reason, don't help him evade the ban.  Don't post his inane drivel, keep him deplatformed.  It was nice and quiet without him and our mental health was improving.
 
2021-10-19 9:26:19 PM  

spiralscratch: Epoch_Zero: dildo tontine: Firm Tautology: Badmoodman: McCaesar: For a non-American, what did he get wrong?

Jefferson wasn't a writer of the Constitution.

But he did draft the Emancipation Proclamation.

No, you're thinking of the Monroe Doctrine.

Are you sure?  I thought he wrote the Magna Carta?

No, you're thinking of the Treaty of Lutatius

That was Helen Keller. She wrote it while hiding in an attic during WW2.


No, it was Becky.
 
2021-10-19 9:26:36 PM  
The "late, great Jefferson"?

The man helped start the country, you slobbering puke, he wasn't a sportsball player being eulogized by Howard Cosell.
 
2021-10-19 9:26:39 PM  
Trump know more about everything than anybody. Next you are going to try and tell me that Kansas City isn't in Kansas where the Chiefs play.
 
2021-10-19 9:26:57 PM  

king of vegas: Jake Havechek: somedude210: McCaesar: For a non-American, what did he get wrong?

Jefferson wrote the Declaration of Independence, not the Constitution. Madison, I believe, wrote the Constitution, though it was more of a "built by committee" thing

Jefferson was also in France while the Constitution was being written.

Which airport did he fly from when he went to France?


Airport? Pfft. The Founding Fathers were obviously divine, and could appear wherever, whenever, usually with Jesus riding shotgun. This is why we are no longer allowed to change the Constitution.
 
2021-10-19 9:27:22 PM  

TeddyRooseveltsMustache: They didn't teach US history at Gomer Pyle Military School, apparently. Or at whatever clown college Trump went to.

/Honka honka


Fozzie bear has way more class than that!
 
2021-10-19 9:28:33 PM  

McCaesar: For a non-American, what did he get wrong?


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2021-10-19 9:29:39 PM  

revrendjim: Jake Havechek: Well what else are you going to do in Paris in the late 1700s?


I was thinking one last tango.
 
2021-10-19 9:31:39 PM  

Rapmaster2000: Firm Tautology: Badmoodman: McCaesar: For a non-American, what did he get wrong?

Jefferson wasn't a writer of the Constitution.

But he did draft the Emancipation Proclamation.

No, you're thinking of the Monroe Doctrine.

That was the Powell Doctrine.  It states:  "Homeboy throw in the towel.  Your girl got dicked by Colin Powell."


I get that reference


/i bet BBs could still bring it MCA were still around
 
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