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(Truth or Fiction) Weeners What was JesusWeen? "The dictionary meaning of Ween is to expect, believe or think. We therefore see October 31st as a day to expect a salvation gift or re-think receiving Jesus"   (truthorfiction.com) divider line
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2021-10-19 10:34:49 PM  
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2021-10-19 11:22:18 PM  
If you know about a Jesus Ween, the Catholic Church may owe you money.
 
2021-10-19 11:22:25 PM  
Hallow H Christ?!
 
2021-10-19 11:23:01 PM  
Sounds like we're going to need a lot more antler headdresses and expired donated blood for our Samhain festival this year.
 
2021-10-19 11:23:58 PM  

ar393: Hallow H Christ?!


Halloweened be thy Name.
 
2021-10-19 11:25:45 PM  
Christians are so persecuted that they're trying to take over every holiday for themselves.

Saturday? Lets call it Jesusday! Devilsfood cake? Let's call it Jesusfood cake.

Jesus Christ? Let's call him Jesus Jesus!

Jesus? Jesus Jesus, Jesus, Jesusy Jesus.

Talk about taking the lords name in vain.
 
2021-10-19 11:27:05 PM  
Go ahead. Then we can move Crowleymas to December 25th.
 
2021-10-19 11:27:43 PM  
Ween Piss up a Rope
Youtube w7M3EEHYkJ0
 
2021-10-19 11:28:08 PM  
The true meaning of Ween:

Ween - Booze Me Up and Get Me High
 
2021-10-19 11:32:14 PM  
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2021-10-19 11:35:27 PM  
You can't enter Heaven unless you get down on your knees and let Jesusween enter you.
 
2021-10-19 11:36:22 PM  
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2021-10-19 11:37:14 PM  
Why, it's the day we all hail the Boognish. I thought everybody knew that?

/and we celebrate by passing around bananas and blow in a cabana.
 
2021-10-19 11:38:20 PM  
How many holidays do they need already? Are they trying to compete with the Jewish count?
 
2021-10-19 11:39:35 PM  

iheartscotch: Sounds like we're going to need a lot more antler headdresses and expired donated blood for our Samhain festival this year.


Don't forget the goat leggings. Never forget the goat leggings.

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2021-10-19 11:47:01 PM  
This is what Christian Nutters actually believe:

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2021-10-19 11:52:43 PM  
Ween - Live in Chicago DVD (Audio corrected)
Youtube 6DM8vB7N1Wo

Hail Boognish
 
2021-10-19 11:54:12 PM  
I'm pretty sure JesusWeen is a BttV emote banned on most Twitch channels
 
2021-10-19 11:56:40 PM  
So, have they just abandoned "All Souls Day" or is that because the Catholics celebrate it and it's not Jesus enough?
 
2021-10-20 12:00:43 AM  
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2021-10-20 12:04:04 AM  
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2021-10-20 12:47:23 AM  
Ready yourself for the Ween of Jesus and receive the seed of internal salvation.
 
2021-10-20 12:47:33 AM  
I thought the big Misstepped Christian thing these days was to treat Halloween as the Devil's Birthday. Which in truth sounded a lot more fun...candy, cake, hellfire, dancing and sacrifices? That's a good time right there.

Given that Hallowe'en is Hallows Evening, Jesuswe'en would be just Jesus Evening, which really just would cause people to start playing Christmas music early and play the most G rated Hallmark Christmas movies, probably special movie just for the occasion like "A Ween in a Manger" or something...
 
2021-10-20 12:50:32 AM  

JRoo: Christians are so persecuted that they're trying to take over every holiday for themselves.

Saturday? Lets call it Jesusday! Devilsfood cake? Let's call it Jesusfood cake.

Jesus Christ? Let's call him Jesus Jesus!

Jesus? Jesus Jesus, Jesus, Jesusy Jesus.

Talk about taking the lords name in vain.


Or one Jesus of a Smurf reboot...
 
2021-10-20 12:56:38 AM  
Back in the day if we had been given Christian tracts instead of gifts, I can only imagine what that person's home would have looked like the next morning.
 
2021-10-20 12:59:14 AM  
WOMAN IN THE TREE - THIS IS JINSY (SERIES 2)
Youtube berbK5gOWmo

Nacken rules.
 
2021-10-20 1:15:18 AM  
And I thought God listened to Slayer.
 
2021-10-20 1:40:12 AM  
Halloween is literally a Christian festival, its in the name, you dolts.
 
2021-10-20 2:10:04 AM  
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2021-10-20 5:06:36 AM  

Mayhem_2006: Halloween is literally a Christian festival, its in the name, you dolts.


Yup.

This is that one Christian holiday that was celebrated by Catholics, but timed together with Pagan celebrations, that eventually became mostly secular. Oh wait, I just described every Christian holiday, didn't I?
 
2021-10-20 6:54:32 AM  
I'll thank you to leave my ween out of this.
 
2021-10-20 6:54:33 AM  
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2021-10-20 7:17:00 AM  
And once again Thanksgiving, my favorite holiday, has been glossed over. When will the real muricans recognize there's an actual war against Thanksgiving??
 
2021-10-20 7:19:19 AM  

Optimal_Illusion: And I thought God listened to Slayer.


WE'RE INTO SPEED METAL
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We're into speed metal.
 
2021-10-20 9:16:18 AM  
Keep Jesus in the *Other* Pagan Holiday(s) you stole, Feckers.

Easter?  Winter Solstice?  You already spread your Holey Man into two other holy days.  I really don't think you can spread that butter any thinner.  You've only got so much Mass.
 
2021-10-20 2:05:54 PM  
What is the deal with Jesusweeners?
 
2021-10-20 2:07:03 PM  

The Irresponsible Captain: [i.pinimg.com image 485x388]


Am I seeing things or are a couple of those torches human heads?
 
2021-10-20 3:13:23 PM  

brantgoose: The Irresponsible Captain: [i.pinimg.com image 485x388]

Am I seeing things or are a couple of those torches human heads?


Oh I hope some are.
 
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