Skip to content
 
If you can read this, either the style sheet didn't load or you have an older browser that doesn't support style sheets. Try clearing your browser cache and refreshing the page.

(WWSB ABC 7)   Well, they could've been loaded   (mysuncoast.com) divider line
    More: Dumbass, Crime, Edward William Rodriguez, MADISON COUNTY, parking lot, Gun, MCSO's report, video footage, witness descriptions  
•       •       •

2508 clicks; posted to Main » on 19 Oct 2021 at 9:30 PM (5 weeks ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook



27 Comments     (+0 »)
View Voting Results: Smartest and Funniest
 
2021-10-19 8:53:03 PM  
Fark user imageView Full Size
 
2021-10-19 9:33:04 PM  
Rodriguez then began shouting "get on the ground, y'all are getting robbed," according to MCSO's report. He then stated that he was "high and drunk,"

What's his Fark handle?
 
2021-10-19 9:33:30 PM  
Pew!

Oh god I didn't mean for it to go off, is everyone ok?
 
2021-10-19 9:35:18 PM  
Napkins?
 
2021-10-19 9:36:55 PM  
Rodriguez then began shouting "get on the ground, y'all are getting robbed,"

I guess that's not covered under the First Amendment. Good to know.
 
2021-10-19 9:37:24 PM  
Fark user imageView Full Size
 
2021-10-19 9:37:49 PM  
It's too soon to talk about gun finger control
 
2021-10-19 9:40:10 PM  
Napkins? Pfft, amateur.

Fark user imageView Full Size
 
2021-10-19 9:41:20 PM  
Stick em up!

Fark user imageView Full Size
 
2021-10-19 9:42:02 PM  
The second finger is a curse upon this Waffle House.
 
2021-10-19 9:42:17 PM  
media.giphy.comView Full Size
 
2021-10-19 9:44:22 PM  
I've always wanted a crime/action movie where all the guns, grenades, and general fighting was done in the style of children playing, but was otherwise completely serious. Complete with when people get shot they do the blood burst fingers when they fall (or explosive motion out the back of their head). Call it "Pew Pew! - Part Pew!"
 
2021-10-19 9:45:24 PM  
Fark user imageView Full Size
 
2021-10-19 9:46:05 PM  
"...Waffle House located at 145 SE Bandit Street..."

Well, there's your problem.
 
2021-10-19 9:46:54 PM  

Teddy Brosevelt: It's too soon to talk about gun finger control


Giggity
 
2021-10-19 9:51:24 PM  

daffy: Napkins?


Forget it, he's rolling.
 
2021-10-19 9:57:16 PM  
Fark user imageView Full Size
Fark user imageView Full Size
 
2021-10-19 10:06:12 PM  
Too bad he didn't meet the gun toting waffle house waitress from last week.
 
2021-10-19 10:07:22 PM  

Raoul Eaton: [Fark user image 390x390][Fark user image 390x390]


that kind of looks like a penis.
 
2021-10-19 10:10:14 PM  

Salmon: Raoul Eaton: [Fark user image 390x390][Fark user image 390x390]

that kind of looks like a penis.


That's what she said.
 
2021-10-19 10:11:24 PM  
See No Evil Hear No Evil Shower Scene #2
Youtube OXLAuTcunfA

Sorry about the translation. All I could find.
 
2021-10-19 10:17:16 PM  

FatherChaos: [Fark user image 473x486]


Came here for this-
Happy!
 
2021-10-19 10:27:02 PM  
Family Guy Meg Finger Bang
Youtube pobk2mSB_pU
 
2021-10-19 10:48:37 PM  
This is how you present yourself when you want to let people know on sight there is something wrong with you.
 
2021-10-20 12:06:30 AM  
i.imgur.comView Full Size
 
2021-10-20 2:23:00 AM  
He could have had one of these and put someone's eye out.

used.forsaleView Full Size
 
2021-10-20 2:42:55 AM  

Wobambo: I've always wanted a crime/action movie where all the guns, grenades, and general fighting was done in the style of children playing, but was otherwise completely serious. Complete with when people get shot they do the blood burst fingers when they fall (or explosive motion out the back of their head). Call it "Pew Pew! - Part Pew!"


Kinda like Bugsy Malone?

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bugsy_M​a​lone
 
Displayed 27 of 27 comments

View Voting Results: Smartest and Funniest

This thread is closed to new comments.

Continue Farking




On Twitter


  1. Links are submitted by members of the Fark community.

  2. When community members submit a link, they also write a custom headline for the story.

  3. Other Farkers comment on the links. This is the number of comments. Click here to read them.

  4. Click here to submit a link.