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(The Onion)   BREAKING: Concern Mounting Over Nothing In Particular   (theonion.com) divider line
    More: Satire, Fear, Anxiety, Panic attack, Anxiety disorder, press time, negative feelings, researcher Todd Mills, Social anxiety  
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2021-10-19 10:44:13 PM  
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2021-10-19 10:47:34 PM  
Mock it all you want, but it seems to work just fine for Fox News and the Republican Party.
 
2021-10-19 10:47:43 PM  
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2021-10-19 10:49:58 PM  
WASHINGTON-Warning that anxieties were rising rapidly, authorities announced Tuesday that concern was mounting over nothing in particular. "We're seeing a trend towards escalating anxiety which, if left unattended, could spill into full-blown panic," said researcher Todd Mills, confirming that overwhelmingly

You shut your mouth! How can you say I go about things the wrong way?
 
2021-10-19 10:53:42 PM  
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2021-10-19 11:09:43 PM  
 
2021-10-19 11:10:26 PM  
When in danger, or in doubt,
Run in circles, scream and shout!
/film at 11
 
2021-10-19 11:50:32 PM  
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2021-10-19 11:54:41 PM  
Don't worry, 2021 will come through.
 
2021-10-20 12:01:48 AM  
Nothing to do with the 24 hour news cycle, regional stories becoming national, and most people too deep in the weeds of panic to pop their heads up and talk to their neighbors.
 
2021-10-20 12:43:14 AM  
Great and I just ran out of farks
 
2021-10-20 1:52:54 AM  

jook: WASHINGTON-Warning that anxieties were rising rapidly, authorities announced Tuesday that concern was mounting over nothing in particular. "We're seeing a trend towards escalating anxiety which, if left unattended, could spill into full-blown panic," said researcher Todd Mills, confirming that overwhelmingly

You shut your mouth! How can you say I go about things the wrong way?


Much more concerned about a shyness that is criminally vulgar.
 
2021-10-20 4:46:55 AM  
40% of our population believes that the nation is crumbling in to civil war and anarchy as we speak.
 
2021-10-20 7:03:29 AM  

recondite cetacean: jook: WASHINGTON-Warning that anxieties were rising rapidly, authorities announced Tuesday that concern was mounting over nothing in particular. "We're seeing a trend towards escalating anxiety which, if left unattended, could spill into full-blown panic," said researcher Todd Mills, confirming that overwhelmingly

You shut your mouth! How can you say I go about things the wrong way?

Much more concerned about a shyness that is criminally vulgar.


I am human and I need to be loved!

Just like everybody else does.
 
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